After my junior brother lost his spouse, the whole cultivation world came to smell the smell

There was a disgusting smell in the underground palace.

The rat man led them deeper into the house, and they discovered that the house was full of rats.

Some are playing mahjong, some are having foot washing and massage, and some are drinking wine. It is completely a world where mice imitate human life.

"It's over. We're going to die here. Even if the girl has a sharp nose, she won't be able to smell us because of the strong smell of rats here." Lin Songyan said.

Fei Wu: "You still overestimate it. It won't look for you at all. Before I came out, it was licking the butt of a little male dog on the side of the road."

Lin Songyan: ...

Border Collie is Border Collie, dog is dog, Husky is Husky.

Soon, they saw a handsome man in a gray fur cloak.

Needless to say, this person is the Rat Immortal.

This man was very heroic and even spoke in a noble manner, "Are you the newcomers Liu You presented to me?"

Lin Songyan: "No... We are both straight men, we don't do gay stuff."

Rat Fairy: ...

"Who are you kidding? Everyone knows that you, Lin Songyan, admire Mo Cangming? You even set up a stall to make rice noodles for Mo Cangming's admirers."

Lin Songyan: "Put it... oh, yes, do you want a bowl?"

It suddenly occurred to him, if the mice liked to eat it, couldn't he just delay time?

He is so smart, who can be smarter than him?

The Rat Fairy snorted coldly: "I am a proper northern mouse, and I like to eat pasta!"

Lin Songyan: ...

And I fucking picked it.

Fei Wu smiled flatteringly at this time, "My Lord, I can make baked naan, pulled noodles, grilled lamb skewers, and brew wine."

Lin Songyan’s eyes widened. She didn’t expect that His Royal Highness the Prince was so talented!

In the concubine industry, there is also a lot of internal competition.

Compared to Fei Wu, Lin Songyan is really unlikable. Will the Rat Immortal be uninterested in him and just let him go?

Hehehe, that’s great.

When the Rat Immortal heard what Fei Wu said, his saliva was flowing for two miles, "Hurry up and do it! I know that the Central Plains and the Western Regions are on good terms just for baked naan, mutton skewers, and raisins. The beauties and handsome men in the Western Regions are secondary!"

The attendant at the side said: "Yes, while the prince of the Western Regions is cooking, Lord Rat Immortal, you can enjoy the widow Lin first. When the meal is ready, you can eat the mutton skewers while forming a mutton skewers with the two of them. It's really enjoyable!"

Lin Songyan: Lamb skewers? That's too much. Do you want to hear what you are talking about?

This is the first time I've heard someone describe the death of Rui P so vividly.

Moreover, Fei Wu can delay for a while by cooking, but Lin Songyan has to bear the physical damage from the Rat Immortal!

motherfucker.

The Rat Fairy laughed heartily, drooling from his mouth. "Okay, okay, I'll do as you say. Prince of the Western Regions, don't make me wait too long!"

Lin Songyan: I have another sentence to say, “Fuck”, but I don’t know if I should say it…

Soon, that bastard Fei Wu went to cook.

Lin Songyan faced the Rat Immortal alone, while the other party was propping up his head on the bed, eating a bunch of grapes and looking at his slender waist.

"Are you still not taking it off? Hurry up, are you still so shy when serving Mo Cangming?"

Lin Songyan smiled awkwardly, "How about I sing a song for you?"

Rat Fairy: "Singing and taking off your clothes at the same time? You really know how to have fun. You are indeed Mo Cangming's man."

Lin Songyan: ...

Oh shit, I really want to call the police.

He said: "Master Rat Fairy, I'd better just sing it directly."

He made his hands into the shape of cat ears and sang and danced.

"Let's learn to meow together. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow..."

Rat Fairy: ...

Nearly choked to death on a grape.

"Ahem, do you think you're cute?"

Lin Songyan rolled his eyes upwards, looking innocent, "Well... Lord Rat Immortal, why doesn't it count?"

The Rat Fairy patted the bed and said, "Stop talking nonsense, sit on it and move yourself."

Lin Songyan: Is that what I thought it meant?

"Ah, Master Rat Fairy, I know other songs. I'll sing one for you."

Mouse Fairy: "Stop singing cat songs, or I'll bite your head off!"

Lin Songyan: ...

There is a way!

He turned away, his shoulders shaking as if they had been electrocuted.

"Chicken, you are so beautiful... Chicken, you are so beautiful! Oh~"

Rat Fairy: ...

He rushed forward and tore off Lin Songyan's clothes without thinking twice.

"I'm giving you face!"

He was much stronger than Lin Songyan. After stripping off Lin Songyan's coat, he used the coat to tie Lin Songyan's wrists behind his back.

He pushed Lin Songyan's body against the table and pulled open Lin Songyan's pants from behind.

"Look at how I punish you! You're so beautiful..."

At this time, the Rat Immortal actually saw that Lin Songyan was wearing a layer of autumn johns inside.

"You're wearing quite a lot. What is this?"

I saw that the long johns were bright red, and there was a huge hello kity on the buttocks.

Rat Fairy: ...

"what is this?"

Lin Songyan: "Oh, this is my favorite cartoon character. It has many good friends, such as Cinnamon Dog and Kuromi."

Rat Fairy: ...

He silently let Lin Songyan go.

I was speechless for a long time...

【Hahahahahahahahahaha, host you are such a dog, this is what you mean by asking me to put on a pair of long johns for you temporarily.】

[But...how are we going to complete this month's mission? You haven't even caught a single fish yet.]

Lin Songyan bit his hand, "Oh, what should I do? Fire me~"

[I hate every host equally, every one! ]

It took the Rat Immortal a long time to come back to his senses, and he still looked frightened.

He grabbed a handful of Lin Songyan's hair and pulled it back.

Lin Songyan's scalp suddenly felt painful from being pulled, "Ah...hiss."

The Rat Immortal had obviously met his Waterloo. He had robbed so many men before, but his masculinity had never been thwarted.

"Tell me! Has Mo Cangming seen this pair of cat pants? What was his reaction?"

Lin Songyan: "Hmm..."

“Tell me quickly! Isn’t Mo Cangming scared by this broken cat?” The Rat Immortal’s face was filled with despair.

His eyes turned bloodshot, and he clearly didn't want to admit his failure.

If Mo Cangming was also defeated by hello kity, then he wouldn't be too unlucky!

At this moment, someone kicked the door open.

Almost at the same time, a fierce sword energy rushed in and instantly cut off the arm of the Rat Immortal that was pulling Lin Songyan's hair!

"Ah——" the Rat Immortal shouted.

The man took Lin Songyan in his arms and answered the question from the Rat Immortal.

"I saw it. Mo Cangming wasn't as scared as you are."

This voice was exactly Bai Yinchen.

Lin Songyan covered his face in embarrassment. There was no need for Master to speak for the dead Mo Cangming, right?

Damn, where is Lin Songyan's face to talk about such couple's night talk in public?

The Rat Immortal covered his arm, wincing in pain, "You... you have white hair and a youthful face, yet you actually have such sword energy, could it be Bai Yinchen?"

Bai Yinchen: "Yes, it was me, otherwise how could I have seen what happened in the tent between Mo Cangming and Lin Songyan?"

Lin Songyan: Master has a kind of fierceness that doesn’t care about other people’s life or death.

The Rat Fairy was furious.

Angry for a moment.

In a flash, he transformed into a grey rat and tried to escape.

Bai Yinchen swung his sword, and the sword energy was so vast and boundless that it instantly nailed the mouse's tail!

Bai Yinchen's voice was extremely cold, "If I were you, I wouldn't run."

But the big rat obviously wouldn't listen and would try to squeeze through the crack of the door even if its tail was broken.

He really managed to get out!

But the next moment, there was only a sharp "Ah" sound, and no other movement.

Not long after, the door was pushed open from the outside.

It was Changli outside, with blood trickling from the corner of his mouth.

Obviously, this was the blood of the Rat Immortal, and Changli swallowed the Rat Immortal.

Chang Li looked worried and asked, "Master, are you okay?"

Lin Songyan and Bai Yinchen replied at the same time: "It's okay."

Lin Songyan:?

Changli:?

When Changli calls someone "master", isn't he referring to Lin Songyan?

What did Bai Yinchen promise?