After my junior brother lost his spouse, the whole cultivation world came to smell the smell

When Lin Songyan opened his eyes, he found himself tied to a chair.

The room was decorated with colorful lights and four kinds of dried and fresh food, just like a bridal chamber.

Pills.

"System, what's going on? Am I going to get married?"

[Congratulations to the host, you have won 80% of Liu You's heart rate, and it will be 100% after the wedding night tonight. ]

Lin Songyan: "Oh, only 80%. What? 80%? When did he get this 80%?"

[Hehe, of course I’ll take advantage of you being knocked unconscious, so so so ~]

"Fuck you, you unscrupulous ruler. You didn't save me, but just watched others molest me like this."

[No, no, at most he just gave you a bath and changed your clothes.]

Lin Songyan struggled, "Fuck, I'm dirty, I don't want to live anymore."

[Liu You is not much worse than what Mo Cangming did. You are living a good life now. I think you judge people by their appearance.]

As he was speaking, Lin Songyan saw a fruit knife on the table.

Haha, he has already figured it out. This Pretty Widow System just wants to sell him out.

At times like this he can only rely on himself.

He twisted his body desperately to move his chair closer to the table.

I finally got close enough, but my hands were tied and I couldn't reach for the knife.

So he used his mouth to move closer to the knife, and finally he caught it.

He laughed happily.

Then... he found that no matter how much he bent down, he couldn't cut the rope.

"It turns out that TV dramas are all lies."

After struggling for a while, his broken body was exhausted and his eyes were filled with tears.

There were footsteps outside. Lin Songyan glared and thought, I’m dead…

Unexpectedly, the person who came in was an acquaintance.

Lin Songyan got so excited that the knife fell into the rat hole under the table.

He didn't know why there was a rat hole here.

However, he didn't care about that. He looked at the person who came and said excitedly: "Fei Wu! That's great! Come on, help me cut the rope. You are here to save me!"

Fei Wu looked pale and said nothing.

At this time, another person came in with a rope in his hand.

The big guy was the one who knocked Lin Songyan unconscious. Just like Liu You, his face was covered with acne, extending all the way down to his neck.

The big man said to Fei Wu, "Come here, Nineteenth Concubine, come here, I'll tie you up and put you on this chair. Sit down."

Lin Songyan: ...

He said helplessly: "Fei Wu, how come you were also arrested?"

Fei Wu scratched his head, "Well... Mr. Liu originally kept me for a night, and I just touched his hair, but he almost plucked my hair bald. Then he said he didn't bring enough money, so he asked me to go back to the mansion to get it."

"The people of Zhongyuan are so dishonest! They wouldn't let me go when I came to withdraw money."

Lin Songyan suddenly felt a glimmer of hope, "Hey? Where are Changli and the girl? Didn't they come with us?"

Fei Wu scratched his head and said, "If they come, I'll tell them not to follow."

"Song Yan, you are my good brother. I'm telling you in secret. I actually wanted to keep the 100 taels of silver for myself so that I don't have to split it 80% with the sect. I'm smart, right?"

Lin Songyan: "Smart, very smart, I am not worthy of being your brother."

Fools like this should not try to cook the books and take kickbacks!

Now there is no one to help!

However, now they are the only two left in the room, and they can still find a way to escape.

"Feiwu, we must work together, otherwise some deadly incidents that cannot pass the trial will happen at night, you understand?"

Fei Wu: "I understand, it's like in those pornographic books, where three people are doing exercise in a circle. How can I cooperate with you?"

Lin Songyan tried hard to delete the scene described by Fei Wu from his mind.

He then said seriously: "Oh, I just dropped the knife into the mouse hole, can you hook it out with your tongue?"

Fei Wu: ...

"Why don't you just use your tongue to hook it out yourself?"

Lin Songyan: "Because I am from the Central Plains, I can't flick my tongue. My tongue is not flexible enough."

Fei Wu: "Well, that seems to make sense."

[You are guilty of bullying a fool. ]

Lin Songyan: "How did I bully him? I really can't bend my tongue. Mo Cangming even looked down on me at that time."

【…】

At this time, Lin Songyan saw that Fei Wu had taken off his shoes.

?

Then, Lin Songyan saw that Fei Wu's toes were very long, like those of primates.

It was long and flexible, and Fei Wu easily pulled the knife out of the rat hole as if he was using his own hands.

Then, he held the knife with his foot and neatly cut the rope on Lin Songyan's hand.

opened……

Up...

Lin Songyan looked at the handsome prince from the Western Regions opposite him with an expression as if he was looking at a gorilla.

[Host, I think we should redefine the word "idiot". For example, you are more of a fool than him, and you even tried to reach the knife with your tongue.]

Lin Songyan untied the ropes on his body and asked: "Brother, how come you have this skill? Why don't you usually show off your skills?"

Fei Wu: "Oh, I thought there was no need to talk about this kind of thing that even a fool would know."

Lin Songyan: Damn it.

He hurriedly untied the rope for Fei Wuye.

However, if they wanted to go out, they had to pry open the lock on the outside door.

This is not easy to do.

Lin Songyan: "Fei Wu, do you have any other skills?"

Fei Wu: "Oh, I can sleep upside down, eat a cow for one meal, and dance at a bonfire party. I killed two women with my coolness!"

Lin Songyan: ...

"Then let me take care of it."

"System, give me two shovels."

Soon, the system produced two shovels for them.

Lin Songyan and Fei Wu dug a rat hole, ready to crawl out when the time came.

But after a quarter of an hour, they were too tired to move...

Fei Wu lay on the dragon and phoenix bed, "I don't want to work hard anymore."

Lin Songyan panted for a while and said, "You don't have to work hard, but you have to get married. Do you think it's easy to be Liu You's concubine? It's not fun to have a bruised butt."

As soon as he finished speaking, a voice came from the rat hole below: "Huh? Who wants to get married? Is it you two?"

Lin Songyan's throat tightened. It was over. Even with Pi Yanzi's guess, he knew there couldn't be a human in the rat hole.

Neither he nor Fei Wu dared to speak.

But the people in the cave were still saying: "Hahaha, it turns out that it is you two who are going to marry my immortal tonight."

Fairy?

Just as they were wondering, a big rat with shiny fur came out of the hole.

The rat's eyes were as red as chalcedony, and when it stared at them, it was chilling.

"Hmm... they really have their own merits. One is as beautiful as a flower... the other has an exotic style..."

Snapped--

Lin Songyan hit it with a shovel and knocked the rat down.

He pressed down the shovel to block the hole, "Oh, you got the wrong person. We are from the Black Cat Sheriff's Rat Extermination Team."

"His eyes are as big as bells. Ah~ That's Sheriff Black Cat. Killing rats is my duty!"

Lin Songyan was very proud. He thought that as long as he pressed down the hole tightly, nothing would happen.

But soon, a mouse shape appeared on the shovel.

When Tom and Jerry came into reality, Lin Songyan didn't find it funny.

"what!!!"

In just two or three seconds, the shovel was actually broken by the mouse.

The mouse said: "Humph, two more disobedient ones, it seems like you two won't be able to get out alive!"

The mouse immediately transformed into the appearance of a man and looked at the two of them with his hands behind his back.

"Come with me! Let's see if our immortal can take a liking to you two idiots!"

Lin Songyan: ...

It turned out that Liu You was not looking for a concubine for himself, but for the Rat Fairy.

Haha, you’re dead.

Lin Songyan and Fei Wu were taken to the underground rat palace. When they came down, the earth walls on both sides were still shining with golden light.

The ground and underground are actually separated by a golden ground, which is full of the smell of money.

It was not until they went down that they discovered that this place was exactly the same as the Liu Mansion on the ground!

This rat's underground palace is the tomb beneath Liu's mansion!