shock! Ancestor, watch the full-level human sand sculpture video!

Everyone's mind is now filled with thoughts of "Enjoying Bliss".

If someone dies and we don't get to live a good life here, how can we be sure they'll enjoy happiness over there?

It was just something to comfort people.

On the other side of the mountain, Ye Yu'an, the leader of the bandits, pondered for a moment and then approached Wang Xiucai, whom he had forcibly brought to Meng Hu Village to write fan fiction.

"Young scholar, you're really living the good life at my Fierce Tiger Stronghold. The food and drink here are a hundred times better than at your home!"

Wang Wencen, who hadn't even swallowed the last bite of pastry, pursed her lips: "..."

What do you want to say?

Don't even think about tempting me!

Although the food tastes delicious, keep chewing and eating a few more bites...

I would never chew... chew... chew, chew... associate with the Fierce Tiger Stronghold...

……

[A whale can water a person and they will recover.]

"Beluga: My mom told you to put out your cigarette, Nildoron!"

A man was smoking inside an aquarium in Dalian. When the trainer came over to tell him to stop, he insisted on not putting out the cigarette. While they were arguing, our Xiao Jiu took a swift, quick gulp of water and sprayed it all over the man, drenching him from head to toe.

[Beluga Whale: Why waste words with him?]

Beluga Whale: Serves you right for being so stubborn! I've been telling you for ages not to smoke. Do you know who I am? The Lin Zexu of the whale world!

When the man turned around and glared at it, it showed no regret whatsoever; instead, it laughed and chuckled.

"What a person! They can't teach others, but they'll learn after just one dose of water!"

The children under the light screen were amazed by the beluga whale, waving their arms and legs in wonder. "What an adorable beluga whale!"

"Wow, that's amazing! They taught the bad guys a lesson!"

"It can even laugh!"

"It looks really nice to touch, it must be soft and smooth."

And then there's the freeloader, the filial son: "I want a beluga whale!"

grown ups:"???"

How about this, do you want to live or not?

The ancestors with good eyesight caught the instructor's movement as he dodged.

He ran with such decisiveness, so fast, accurate and ruthless.

Comment section: [If you see me, please tell me to go farming: [Beluga whale: "I'm a Class II protected animal in China, what level are you?"]

Reply: Dude: I'm a level one protected trash [grinning face]

Shen Feng, who loves storks: [Xiao Jiu: Did I tell you to put out your cigarette? He↗ tui↘]

Wan Chen: [Sir, bathing is not allowed here.]

National second-class protected animal!

People only realized later that beluga whales shouldn't be allowed to be kept as pets, right?

That phrase sounded strangely familiar lately, and then it dawned on me!

The car drove into the ditch, and a 'kind person' reminded him: Sir, parking is not allowed here.

[Starting from zero frames]

["On the bus, a father was teaching his son something, when a remark from the younger son silenced everyone present."]

The child asked in confusion, "Why are they so ugly? Not only are they pitch black, but their hair is also long and curly."

"A black lump of coal with big eyes and a big nose!"

In the light screen, the elderly Black father is talking incessantly, while his eldest son in the passenger seat listens attentively. Suddenly, his youngest son in the back seat interjects, "Hey, Dad!"

The elderly Black father stopped: "What's wrong, kid?"

The younger son thought for a moment and then asked, "When were you born?"

The elderly father answered very seriously: "I was born in 1984."

Youngest son: "1984?"

The old father said, "Yes, sir, years starting with 19 are the best years."

After finishing his explanation, the father continued to teach his eldest son how to get along with others, but the younger son suddenly blurted out a sentence—

"Wow~ How does it feel to be a slave?"

The eldest son sensed something was wrong and abruptly turned to look out the window, while the old father stood frozen in place, as if the scene had been composed in a still image.

Everyone: "!!!"

That kid! He's a master at killing someone by destroying their spirit!

The solution from later generations would probably be to soak a belt in alcohol and use it to stimulate the penis more, or to soak a belt in iodine and disinfect it while beating the person.

Anyway, it's all for naught; to put it bluntly, I can't escape the fate of getting a beating.

Comment section: [Grandpa Zhao, who loves the harmonica: [Son: I know a little about history.]

Father: I know a little bit about martial arts.

Xiuer from Africa: [Brother beside her: Shut up, shut up!]

She's clingy because she hasn't had a bath: [Dad: It's time to give you a complete childhood.]

A student's body: [Brother: This glass is really glass!]

Superb White Socks Macho Man: [Why can't I understand?]

Reply: Back when white people were in power in the US, Black people could only be slaves.

Even when you're covered in excrement, you still have to stir it up: [Short answer question: What was the best-selling product in the 19th century?]

The consequences for this child could probably be described by a poem; Yu Nianzhi only remembered one line, which she searched for:

A loving mother wields a sword, cleaving her wandering son in two.

12 swords per second, each one a critical hit.

Seeing that his son was still warm, the father took out seven wolves.

The boy looked at the seven wolves and felt a chill run down his spine.

Refreshingly cool, exhilarating, I want Xizhilang jelly!

Meng Jiao hissed, recognizing the poem so familiar!

"A mother's thread in her hand, a traveler's clothes on his back..."

!!!