shock! Ancestor, watch the full-level human sand sculpture video!

"All human scheming and plotting is no match for the casual stroke of fate."

Li Bai paused for a moment, then began to mention painting Journey to the West, which would only deepen the sorrow of later generations of scholars.

Even the most uneducated common people, upon seeing this, would understand: "In this vast world, aren't we all just insignificant lives, trapped within the ink stains of fate..."

"All living beings are guests in the ink."

"I play with the insects, and fate plays with me. The insects don't know me, but I understand fate. This is precisely the most painful part. The more distressed the insects are, the more they understand the vicissitudes of fate."

Yu Nianzhi spent a long time reading through the comments section. It was very moving, but her limited vocabulary still restricted her emotional expression, and she could only sigh.

I'll fight you eloquent people!

"Shandong People Who Enjoy a Life of Bliss"

Daily conversations among villagers in Shandong:

"So-and-so in the village has passed away."

"He's gone over there to enjoy his life."

"The richest man in the village has passed away."

"After enjoying the good life here, they went to enjoy the good life there."

"Zhang San's son works away from home all year round and doesn't come home."

"They're living the good life now; their son is making a fortune."

"Li Si's son doesn't have a job and stays at home all day."

"Enjoying a life of luxury, nothing is worse than having your children by your side."

"Erdan moved to the city."

"They've gone to the city to enjoy a life of luxury."

"Tiezhu, who was working away from home, has returned."

"I've made money, time to come home and enjoy life."

"Gou Dan suddenly died of an acute illness."

"They enjoyed themselves and passed away without suffering."

"Ma Zi, who had been paralyzed at home for ten years, has also passed away."

"They didn't get to enjoy the good life here, but they went to enjoy it over there."

"Let's chat sometime, I'm going home now."

"Alright, go home and enjoy your retirement."

People didn't understand but were greatly shocked: "Death is a blessing?"

Especially Qin Shi Huang, the first emperor of Qin, was speechless for a moment before asking, "Do you want this blessing?"

His Qin Dynasty had not yet reached its full potential, and its blessings were yet to come. How could he die?

Our famous richest men, Liu Jin and Heshen, said: "We don't want the blessings we have here, we don't want the blessings from here or there. It's scary. What will happen to their money if they die?"

What will they do with any more money they receive in the future?

Also, those whose children are away from home year-round are probably elderly people living alone! How can that be related to enjoying a life of happiness?

That guy who doesn't work, in today's terms, is probably a freeloader, right? They're really lucky to have this kid...

An acute illness can kill you instantly, which is certainly less painful, but who can bear to die suddenly? Is that something to be happy about?

Do you really deserve so much happiness?

"Good heavens, no wonder I didn't get to enjoy it all, it turns out the people of Shandong got to enjoy it all."

Suddenly, a man spoke in a low voice, "My wife ran off with someone else, the seven or eight-year-old child she raised isn't mine, and all the money was gone..."

Another man, trying to reassure him, said, "Hey! Brother, look, money is just an external thing, you can earn more; women are like clothes, you can find more. Once you see people's true colors, you'll be able to enjoy life from now on!"

"..."

Comment section [Ze: [What Neon Genesis Evangelion?]]

Sweetie: [If I eat something bad: I can't enjoy that.]

A Xiao fan who can't play Genshin Impact?: [Simple people, blessings to everyone who has left, comfort to everyone trapped in the present.]

An infinitely large boat: [Seemingly enjoying life, but actually out of options.]

Turbo: [So that's why I didn't get to enjoy the good fortune. Turns out it was all enjoyed by the people of Shandong!]

Re: A Shandong person's life of enjoying blessings without any real fortune.

Ganfan Shandian Yang: [Low EQ: Doesn't want to live anymore]

High emotional intelligence: Want to enjoy life.

Struggle to cross the river: [“The son is gay.”]

"You're going to be living a good life now, with two sons to serve you from now on."

People nodded in agreement, "Yes, yes, yes, it's like trying to enjoy something you don't deserve!"

but……

What are you saying, last netizen?!

But then I thought about it again, and it seems like there's nothing wrong with what I said!

Makes sense!

A netizen shared a rapper's song called "Enjoying Blessings": "Living is enjoying blessings, dying is enjoying blessings."

If you don't get married, you can enjoy life at home; if you do get married, you can enjoy life at your husband's family home.

Plenty of soybeans, a summer treat.

When the children start school, it's time to enjoy life. When the children graduate, it's time to enjoy life. When you retire from work, it's time to enjoy life.

Anyang (my mother), you speak like a Shandong person, you're really living a life of luxury.

Having a daughter brings happiness, having a son brings happiness, but staying home to take care of the kids really brings you happiness.

I got fired by my boss and I feel like crying. I guess I'll just take a couple of days off and enjoy myself.

Blessed! Blessed! Blessed!

That big face, so lucky! And that big nose, big eyes, and big earlobes, Anyang, you're truly blessed!

Some of them can't enjoy the good life, some of them can't make their own decisions, some of them are always complaining, and Anyang is never satisfied.

But I'm a fully automatic happiness machine; every day is New Year's Eve for me. My left eyelid twitches, good things are coming, it's as simple as breathing...

A fully automatic machine for enjoying life – this is awesome!