Seize the body? It doesn't matter, I'm a ghost baby

Ruan Ruan was stiff for a long time, and finally went to the second floor to continue blocking the toilet.

Soon, all preparations were completed.

Dear players, welcome to the shit feast.

Jiang Zhu and Ruan Ruan returned to the box, blocked the door with ghost energy, brushed off their clothes and hid their achievements and fame.

At this moment, the auction started. The host held the microphone. After a sharp and harsh electric sound, the host's gentle and professional voice sounded:

"I'm glad that you can take time out of your busy schedule to attend this auction today..."

The auction has begun.

But not quite started.

As soon as the host finished his first sentence, the sound of farts could be heard from everywhere.

Not just off stage, but on stage as well.

The host is holding back.

The staff is holding back.

But I couldn't hold it in at all.

Their professionalism made them freeze on the stage.

People in the audience didn't have so many worries and started running to the toilet one after another.

There were too many people and there were simply not enough toilets. They could only frantically knock on the door while twisting their bodies and holding it in.

And the people on the stage, because of their professionalism, died on the stage.

You can only wait until the end of the queue.

They were so broken that they wanted to cry.

However, there were more than one host and staff, and some of them came late and had no time to eat or drink. They hurriedly changed their clothes and got familiar with the script before going on stage.

So when everyone was rushing to the toilet, they didn't have much reaction and were still presiding over the auction on the stage.

"The auction number one is jewelry, the Heart of Tianshui."

The host was professional and the atmosphere was created well.

There are also people who haven't drank water, nothing serious, and are still actively preparing for the auction.

But the mood is not high.

Just, these loud and smelly fart sounds made it difficult for people to concentrate on the auction.

Could Li Xiao, who had been observing in the dark, see this scene?

He walked to the stage, observed the people running to the toilet, and realized that something was wrong.

It's okay to miss one.

But something is wrong when a group of people are so sparse.

Someone must have drugged me!

Just when he was about to find out the real culprit behind the trouble, he suddenly heard a loud explosion in the toilet.

"boom--!"

"boom--!"

The sound wasn't really loud, it was like a water pipe bursting.

But when the sound came from the toilet, it made people feel explosive.

What was even more explosive was the sound of water pipes bursting upstairs.

Li Xiao's scalp felt numb.

He always felt as if something terrible was about to happen.

It shouldn't be... right?

Obviously, his refusal was of no use.

Because something even more explosive came without mercy.

I saw water of unknown color pouring out of the toilet quickly.

——Feces water.

——The fresh kind.

Not only faster, but more.

There are toilet paper floating on it. At a glance, it is really a flood.

"what--!"

Screams came and went.

Everyone who was still sitting in their seats jumped up and stood on their seats, covering their noses and frantically avoiding the feces.

Those who can come here today have more or less status in the world.

Where have they seen this scene before?

Each one howled like a monkey.

And those sitting in a relatively high position, near the exit, could be said to run out without hesitation.

"Let me out!"

"Let me out quickly!"

“Shit is coming!”

One by one, the middle-aged men with a big belly showed off their amazing athletic abilities.

I have never run so fast in my life.

Li Xiao's face looked ugly.

He prides himself on being elegant and dignified.

Also a bit mysophobic.

The moment the feces came out, everyone else was numb.

Really, no kidding, even though the platform was high and the excrement water could not flow up, at this moment, he still wanted to destroy the earth.

He froze.

My stomach started to churn.

He wanted to vomit.

I was so disgusted that I even forgot to run away.

He thought this was the most terrifying and disgusting thing.

However, he still underestimated the power of the shit feast.

Just when he squatted down to vomit, the feces from the second floor gushes out at an extremely fast speed.

Some of it flowed down the stairs, but more of it spilled directly down the corridor.

Yes, splash.

Too much!

Shit is flying out of the sky.

This is not as simple as feces and water pouring out of the ground on the first floor.

The excrement water that gushes out is calm and will not make big waves, and rarely splashes around. You can barely avoid it by standing on a chair.

But the feces and water flying upstairs are different.

The excrement flying down has its own parabola and initial speed. The waves are thrown downwards, and with the water splashing, it is like rain, and there is no way to avoid it.

And Li Xiao was standing next to the ladder under the corridor.

When the flying excrement water came down, it went straight to the top of his head, making him wet immediately.

At the same time, people are going crazy.

"Ah——!" Li Xiao yelled, "Who did it?"

A mysophobic like him, he doesn't just want to destroy the world at this moment.

I also want to destroy myself.

I don’t even want to vomit anymore.

He just wants to destroy this body.

He even wants to destroy his own soul.

He is dirty!

what--!

Of course, he's not the only one who's crazy.

There is no one here who is not crazy.

"what--!"

"It's shit!"

"A lot of shit! Damn it, I still did it!"

"Ahhh! I'm going crazy!"

"Run away!"

Everyone ran out like crazy.

Originally, when the ground was full of excrement and water, they didn't dare to walk on it.

But now, stepping on shit is a trivial matter.

They just want to protect their heads.

To be precise, I wanted to protect my mouth.

The excrement water really splashed, and when they screamed, it accidentally went into their mouths.

It's hard to guard against!

So, they didn't dare to howl anymore, they just covered their mouths and ran out with tears streaming down their faces.

"Uuuuuu——"

Even if you cover your mouth, the cry will still escape from your throat.

People on the second floor were also jumping on the sofas and tables desperately.

They are much better than the first floor.

At least they can still howl.

"what--!"

"I'm going crazy!"

"Forget it the toilet is broken, why is the water pipe broken too!"

"Where are the maintenance staff! Is there no one to deal with it?"

At first they felt that they were miserable, but compared to those downstairs, they felt that they were so lucky.

Never again have I been so lucky to have booked a private room.

At that time, Jiang Zhu was sitting on the sofa, chewing a banana, and looked at Li Xiao downstairs with admiration, who collapsed and was frozen in the feces.

See, she just said, there was no harm in her putting the smelly socks in his mouth, right?

Just, buddy, if you don’t close your mouth, shit will go into your stomach through your mouth.

Suddenly, Jiang Zhu seemed to remember something:

"Soft, I seem to have forgotten something."

"what's up?"

"Forgot, never mind."

The forgotten Qi Sheng and others, because their arms were broken, could only use their flexible legs and feet to jump onto the sofa chairs with difficulty, barely avoiding the feces and water.

Qi Sheng was lucky, he still had one hand left to pull up.

What brings tears to the eyes of tough guys.

Because they love this wave of shit deeply.