Yes, play shit.

Literally playing shit.

Jiang Zhu said that he was going to throw shit into the muddy water that Li Xiao had mixed up. That was not throwing shit in the abstract sense, but throwing shit in the literal sense.

She's planning a grand shit-playing fest.

Isn’t Li Xiao very cool?

Didn’t they create such a mysterious, dark and grand auction place?

Didn't she still have so many weird people staring at her to prevent her from running away?

That's good.

She didn't run away either.

She's already here, but if she doesn't have a hard time, will she feel comfortable?

Mysterious, right?

Dark, right?

Under the power of shit, all mystery and darkness can't escape!

Die to her!

"Young man, don't be too conscientious." Jiang Zhu patted Ruan Ruan on the shoulder, "You have to know, if you are not ruthless, your status will be unstable! If we don't do enough, can we win this battle today?"

Ruan Ruan: "..."

It's not a question of bad conscience.

She just felt that once she started playing with this thing, she wouldn't be able to protect herself.

But seeing Jiang Zhu's excited expression, she opened her mouth, but in the end she couldn't say anything against it.

She gritted her teeth and nodded resolutely as if she was risking her life:

"Okay! I'll do it!"

Jiang Zhu was very satisfied: "Let's go!"

The first step in playing shit is to give everyone laxatives.

It had been observed beforehand that there were no acquaintances in the place, so just give them laxatives without discrimination.

However, this laxative is not easy to take.

——You can’t use ghost energy.

There is no way, Li Xiao's old man is playing tricks, and they are standing strangely all around. If they move too much, they will be found by Li Xiao, and they will be in trouble.

They are very well planned!

——Okay, actually, Li Xiao set some weird restrictions in the auction, and the range of their ghost energy that can be secretly drugged is not very wide.

If you want to take a laxative, you can only visit the auction as much as possible.

"Who can just wander around?"

"waiter."

The two of them went back to the box and observed the clothes of the staff around them.

The men's suits and the women's cheongsams are so pleasing to the eye.

Jiang Zhu and Ruan Ruan looked at each other and used ghost energy to put on the same sky blue cheongsam as the staff. Their hair was combed into two small buns and hung with bells.

It's also quite charming.

"gone!"

Jiang Zhu habitually put her hands in her pockets, but she couldn't find the pockets in the cheongsam. She directly put her hands along the slits and put them into the pockets of the sweatpants in the cheongsam.

Ruan Ruan walked in the opposite direction to her. When she turned around, she saw Jiang Zhu's disapproving steps. The corner of his mouth twitched and he resolutely looked away.

Jiang Zhu knocked on the door one by one along the box.

The people in the box were quite alert. The door was ajar, revealing a vicious head:

"What's up!"

Being vicious is a habit, but the next second, his vicious eyes froze.

I saw a young waiter standing outside the door.

——Let’s just call him a waiter...

She is wearing a sky blue overalls and cheongsam, and her hair is curled into two small balls. Just looking at her upper body, she looks quite cute.

However, she wore super loose sweatpants under her cheongsam.

At that time, the little girl was putting her hands in her pockets in a strange posture, grinning at him, with white teeth in her mouth, and a carefree look, which made her look weird.

"Hey, buddy, do you want a drink? We have all kinds of drinks here, just ask if you need anything."

As Jiang Zhu spoke, he used ghost energy to deliver laxatives to the food in the box.

Yes, all eating.

——Make sure everyone fits perfectly.

As for how much laxative she put in... I'm not sure. Anyway, she brought the most powerful laxative and put the maximum amount in it.

Since you want to play, of course you have to play to the extreme!

The vicious man's mouth twitched: "No, get out."

He is so fierce.

I love laxatives.

As a result, Jiang Zhu, who was being bullied, smiled even wider.

The vicious man: "..."

No, this woman is sick!

Soon Jiang Zhu discovered that this auction was really dark and mysterious.

And each box has an unusual darkness and mystery.

Although they are different, they still have something in common.

——It’s all disgusting.

All kinds of dirty and ugly scenes.

One is more sinister than the other.

Compared with these, the smell of tobacco and alcohol in Qi Sheng's private room was really incompatible and refreshing.

Of course Jiang Zhu likes darkness.

So I thoughtfully gave each guest in the dark box a packet of laxatives.

Keep them comfortable!

Have fun!

Soon, Ruan Ruan and Jiang Zhu met in the stairwell.

"Jiang Zhu, the boxes on the second floor are all finished."

Ruan Ruan also saw a lot of embarrassing scenes, and his face was ugly. Even the previous nervousness and hesitation were gone, only anger remained.

She looked much more excited than Jiang Zhu after this wave of drugging.

"I ordered two extra packs for them all."

Jiang Zhu: "..."

Ruan Ruan is the hero of drugging!

She gave a silent thumbs up.

Ruan Ruan didn't have time to talk to her, so he glanced at the location on the first floor angrily:

"Let's go on!"

It's much easier on the first floor. Just hold a teapot and pour medicine into the teacups one by one along the aisle.

The workload is a bit heavy, but it can be regarded as precise medicine.

The people who came here all wanted to make connections. They stood together in groups, bragging, laughing and joking, and their mouths were definitely going to get wet.

Once your mouth is dry, you definitely need to drink water.

When you drink water, the laxative will definitely enter your stomach.

Everyone can enjoy the benefits of laxatives.

"Hey, little beauty, come on, come over and talk to your brother."

Ruan Ruan and Jiang Zhu were dragged away more than once.

Auctions are still very concerned about identity. Most people who don't have a box will be given a mask.

Once you are pulled, you will face all kinds of bull-headed and horse-faced faces when you turn around.

It's still strange.

But it can be seen that these people wearing masks are very enthusiastic.

Jiang Zhu is an enthusiastic person herself. Since the other party is so enthusiastic, of course she has to add more to their cups.

Soon, all the medicine on the first floor was finished.

Ruan Ruan and Jiang Zhu met in the bathroom.

Ruan Ruan washed his hands with water with a look of disgust on his face.

No matter how much I wash it, it doesn't feel clean.

She had been dragged too many times, and if she hadn't been afraid of ruining Jiang Zhu's plan, she would have broken those arms one by one.

"Okay, now let's move on to the second step of the plan!"

The second step is to block all toilets and destroy water pipes.

Without hesitation, Ruan Ruan grabbed a pile of shredded towels and headed towards the toilet.

Soon, the toilets on the first floor were blocked.

As long as the water is flushed, the water pipe will burst. Not only will feces and urine pour out of the toilet, but the water will also carry feces and urine into the lobby.

What is needed is flooding.

"Are the toilets on the second floor blocked?" Jiang Zhu asked.

Ruan Ruan was stunned: "Second floor? If the second floor is also blocked, wouldn't it be..."

"Yeah, shit was thrown all over the sky."

The main theme is a flying shit from the sky.

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