Dress up as the devil and bring some shock to the other world.
Chapter 299 You demons are the fucking cake-eaters!
Chapter 299 You demons are the fucking cakewalkers!
A few hours later.
The factory built by the devil is located in a place called Xiaguang City, where there is a widely circulated legend.
According to unofficial historical records, there was once a fisherman named Jules who, while fishing for oysters, saw a bird shining with colorful light flying towards the sun.
Uncle Jules thought he was hallucinating, but that night he dreamed of the legendary giants who had long been extinct. The giants kept running towards the sun until they were exhausted but still could not catch up with the unreachable sun.
After Uncle Jules woke up, he told this story to others. With the help of a fortune teller who called himself a fool, Uncle Jules gained enlightenment from this dream.
He shouted: "I understand, I understand."
People thought Uncle Jules was crazy, but a few days later, he quietly opened a restaurant and developed a dish called "Looking Up at the Sun" based on the dream of the giant chasing the sun.
The amazing thing is that this dish is very popular. Although there are no repeat customers, there is a constant stream of customers.
And suddenly one day, the incarnation of the goddess of light came here and tasted the special delicacy "Looking up at the stars".
After tasting this dish, the goddess of light vomited on the spot. The rainbow light she vomited turned into colorful clouds and hung forever in the sky of the city. It would appear every winter, and the city was named Xiaguang because of this.
By the way, after the demons launched the attack, this city located on the border of North Wind Harbor lost contact.
Before Hughes could get closer to investigate more intelligence, he was discovered by the black dragon and almost died on the spot. After that, the giant fire-breathing insect appeared and obstructed the plan to investigate again.
If a spy from the kingdom came here to investigate at this time, he would definitely get some surprising information.
In addition to the Feiyang Principality turning against the devil, the same is true for this city... human nature is always unpredictable.
And it was definitely not forced, at least...these humans who were transporting supplies for the demons were not forced.
The Hydralisk Legion was stationed here and had established several checkpoints, but they were so lax that they started drinking in broad daylight and were all drunk and couldn't even walk straight.
A fat human being, transporting supplies, arrived at a checkpoint on the road that must be passed to Xiaguang City.
Look at the Hydralisk in front of you.
The fat man came up to the Hydralisk, and mysteriously...silently, starting from zero frame, and with worldly wisdom, he took out a package from his arms and quickly stuffed it into the Hydralisk's armor.
"Uncle Snake, this is the ten-year-old aged sauce-flavored goat cheese that I asked someone to get from the Royal City at a huge expense...it goes really well with wine!" He said in a low voice with a fawning smile.
Hydralisk raised his eyebrows and smiled as he shared the new knowledge he had just learned.
"This is the progress you guys always talk about."
After he finished speaking, he waved his hand impatiently without even checking the supplies in the car, "Get lost, I don't think you dare to cause trouble."
"Hey, okay!" The fat man immediately ran back to his companions happily.
Just as they were preparing to pass this checkpoint, another Hydralisk ran over and said, "The higher-ups told us to keep an eye out for the human named Levi."
Humans look all sorts of different, and there are a bunch of races that they can't even remember... They don't have any impressive impressions of the natives of these planets.
But if I had to say who I can mention and have some impression of, it would probably be this human named Levi.
"You mean the human who wants to slay a dragon?" The hydralisk sneered, "Dragon slaying? He who kills a small snake."
While they are fighting bravely in the front, those in the rear are not giving up either. At least they are standing on the front line and are well-informed.
Although the Burning Sky Serpent has a domineering name and looks mighty and is a so-called big demon, it is actually just a super soldier among demons. The ones who can truly command the demon army are the Ten-Pillar Demons.
As he was laughing, the Hydralisk noticed that the fat human was looking at him, "What are you looking at?! You are not that Levi."
The fat man quickly apologized with a smile, "How could that be!"
The Hydralisks looked unintelligent and told everyone the intelligence openly without any hesitation.
In order to gain their trust, the fat man quickly said, "That man wants to slay a dragon? This is pure idiocy."
The two hydralisks laughed especially happily when they heard this, "Yeah, this is pure idiocy."
The Hydralisk who had just arrived suddenly stopped smiling because the companion next to the fat man was wearing a hood.
His pupils instantly erected, "What's this next to you?"
"I love people."
In alert, the fat man explained, "We hate those damn guys' prejudice against us!!!"
"We are clearly in true love, but they keep mocking us!"
The hydralisk glanced at the lover in his mouth as if suddenly realizing something, and said, "Your lover is a man."
He said disdainfully, "You humans are such lowly creatures that you even hide your true nature, unlike us demons who will take advantage of you without hesitation!"
The fat man silently took a half step back.
Seeing this, the Hydralisk laughed, "We are not interested in you monkeys! Just like you humans are not interested in lizards."
The fat man wanted to say something but hesitated. He really wanted to refute.
Hold on, hold on.
After mocking the fat man and his lover, he let them go.
The fat man and his lover after leaving the checkpoint.
Take a long breath.
We are about to arrive at Xiaguang City.
Looking at his lover, he was keenly aware of the resentment and anger conveyed by her.
"It's over when you go back!"
The fat man didn't care about the other party's resentment and anger at all. He even became more and more courageous and got angry. "Brother, didn't you say you were a woman? How can you be a sissy?"
The latter smiled sweetly.
Do you dare to meet the eyes of the kingdom's number one killer?
If looks could kill, he would have died dozens of times by now.
"Can you bear to see me die?" the fat man asked quickly, playing the emotional card.
"A corpse isn't a bad idea either. Not to mention that a corpse would be more well-behaved. At least it wouldn't suddenly grow legs and run away. What do you think~"
The fat man shuddered immediately.
"Ahem..." He quickly changed the subject, "We'll be entering the city soon, so be careful."
"When I was hanging around in the alleys, you hadn't even grown all your hair yet." The other person said arrogantly.
It has to be said that for someone who did such a despicable thing, the other party was like a patriarch in his eyes.
What did you set the fire?
Then I have to hurry and add a barrel of oil!
What, you got color-changing ink?!
I'm here to help you with acid-free paper!
What, you want to deal with more than 100 kilograms of raw meat?
I happen to have a bucket of concentrated sulfuric acid here! You are so lucky~
This is the bond between us!
When approaching Xiaguang City, the fat man checked the remote-controlled bombs in his storage bracelet and threw two of them into the bushes on the side of the road.
Come all come...
As guests coming from afar, shouldn’t we give them a heavy gift to excite their dull mood?
As for the black dragon.
Only idiots come to slay the dragon, it's a thankless job and might even fail. What if people are just waiting for some idiot to come forward and give themselves up so they can catch the handsome guy in a trap?
Finally, they decided on a course of action.
Find out what they are building in their factories.
Then take away everything that can be taken away, and destroy everything that cannot be taken away.
Adhere to the basic ethics of not taking even a single needle or thread from the devil.
So, the fat man laughed more devilishly than the devil.
The plan was set, and judging by his experience in getting things done, the plan would surely go smoothly.
As expected, Levi was surprised to find that something unexpected had happened.
Just when he was about to sneak into Xiaguang City.
At the city gate, those Hydralisks, including a large number of humans, knelt on the ground with their heads bowed, kneeling devoutly, extremely humble.
In front of them was a demon with a completely different appearance and temperament.
"She is very strong..."
In disguise, Zuo Feiya warned Levi that this demon was definitely different from those cats and dogs... The smell of blood and murderous intent on her body rose in Zuo Feiya's eyes, so strong that it was nauseating.
Especially those two lumps on her chest!
It's so disgusting that it makes me want to vomit... A devil is a devil... Walking outside in such an indecent manner, shameless...
The system prompt panel appeared in front of Levi.
[Fifth Pillar - Snake Princess]
Although the system has no presence, it is truly omnipotent and can even reveal information about demons.
Sometimes Levi feels that this system is alien technology, the same alien technology as the 3.5mm headphone jack.
The fifth pillar of demons...
I should have checked the almanac before going out today.
The question before him was whether to return home and regroup, or to face the challenge head on.
At this moment, the Snake Queen turned around as if she sensed something.
This tall demon with an impressive posture, who cast a huge shadow when he walked, and who was naked with only red scales covering his skin, looked at Levi and Zoffia who were in disguise.
She took a step forward and in an instant came in front of the two men, with a sense of oppression. Although Zuo Feiya did not change her posture, she was ready for battle.
And the next second.
The Snake Lady spoke.
"You are all men?"
Levi nodded quickly.
The disguise he wears relies on [real dreams], relying on the ability to construct illusions acquired in the past to influence reality. The two of them are not affected, but in front of others, what they see is reality.
At least it is certain that his move did not fail in front of this demon.
However, Levi was very concerned about the question raised by the other party.
Following her question, Levi continued, "Sir, we are lovers. We came here to seek refuge because we couldn't stand the prejudice of the world against us."
Levi's remarks were not made out of thin air.
Because the identities he and Zuo Feiya disguised themselves as actually existed, and they just happened to meet two such people.
In order to make the disguise more perfect, Levi also used some tricks, such as memory recovery techniques, and successfully dug out this rare family tree.
"Interesting..." Her eyes flashed with excitement comparable to crazy, and she said shockingly and bluntly: "Come to my room, I want to see how you reproduce."
Levi and Zuo Feiya, who were in disguise, looked up at the same time, their eyes full of disbelief.
Zuo Feiya had been in the lower class for many years, but he had never seen such a scene. Even the nobles didn't play so extravagantly.
Levi was stunned on the spot.
No, sisters...are all your demonic habits so bizarre?
I thought those guys in the Kingdom were abstract enough.
I didn't expect that there is always a mountain higher than the one you climb.
You devils are the fucking cakewalkers!
In those few brief seconds, Levi's mind completely froze, as if his brain was overloaded. He didn't know what to do with this girl.
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