Hogwarts: I really don't want to be a wizard
霍格沃茨:我真不想当巫师
Summary
The day he received his Hogwarts acceptance letter, Mike Gretel knew his dream of becoming a business tycoon was about to be shattered.
The first step was to escape Great Britain and go to the New World, where a commercial empire would rise and the Greta family would become strong evidence of British legitimacy in America.
Until, a smiling Dumbledore said, "Hello, Mr. MacGregor, would you mind if we talked somewhere else?"
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Mike Gretel, holding an expired ticket: "So, esteemed headmaster, when will you reimburse me for the New World ticket?"
PS: Severe OOC warning
Novel keywords: Hogwarts: I Really Don't Want to Be a Wizard (no pop-ups), Hogwarts: I Really Don't Want to Be a Wizard (full TXT download), Hogwarts: I Really Don't Want to Be a Wizard (latest chapter reading)
- 1 Chapter 1 The escaped little wizard
- 2 Chapter 2 Hagrid and Diagon Alley
- 3 Chapter 3 Ollivander's Wand Shop
- 4 Chapter 4 Pen Pal Dumbledore
- 5 Chapter 5 Meeting with the Savior on the Train
- 6 Chapter 6 Arriving at Hogwarts
- 7 Chapter 7 Pure blood
- 8 Chapter 8 Tightening Curse 2 Duet
- 9 Chapter 9 Banquet, Eagle Ring, Prank
- 10 Chapter 10: Almost Late for Potions Class
- 11 Chapter 11 is useless against the enemy
- 12 Chapter 12 Si Jiao, but Tsundere has already withdrawn from the environment.
- 13 Chapter 13 The buggy transformation technique
- 14 Chapter 14: Visiting the kind-hearted Hagrid
- 15 Chapter 15 Penello and the Unbreakable Vow
- 16 Chapter 16 Dumbledore, you have done all the bad things
- 17 Chapter 17 Gretel’s Ambition
- 18 Chapter 18 Urgent, what should I do if I am targeted by Voldemort?
- 19 Chapter 19 I have a trick called suing parents
- 20 Chapter 20 Voldemort, you seduced me, you are so despicable
- 21 Chapter 21 Almost a fight: The prophecy of the Gripen
- 22 Chapter 22: The disappearing book, I no longer want to be a big bully
- 23 Chapter 23 Genius in progress
- 24 Chapter 24 Dumbledore’s Kidnapping Case
- 25 Chapter 25: Saving Harry, Filch was overjoyed
- 26 Chapter 26 Filch was defeated and development started from scratch
- 27 Chapter 27 Thank you dear Professor Fu
- 28 Chapter 28 Harry, who makes you not Harry?
- 29 Chapter 29 Daily life with Professor Voldemort
- 30 Chapter 30 The Foolproof Halloween Chapter
- 31 Chapter 31 Troll Brigade
- 32 Chapter 32 It’s all Quilinas Chiro’s fault
- 33 Chapter 33 Christmas Chapter
- 34 Chapter 34: The spell is blocked and the wand is not listened to
- 35 Chapter 35 If there is no accident, then there will be an accident.
- 36 Chapter 36: Attacked by Lao Fuye
- 37 Chapter 37 Gifts and Keys
- 38 Chapter 38
- 39 Chapter 39 Academy Cup
- 40 Chapter 40 Professor Tom, I will definitely repay you.
- 41 Chapter 41
- 42 Chapter 42 Fantastic Beasts Are Here
- 43 Chapter 43 Another night attack?
- 44 Chapter 44 Cute little guy
- 45 Chapter 45 I have witnessed my own death
- 46 Chapter 46 Market Street, Diagon Alley of America
- 47 Chapter 47 Chapter Family
- 48 Chapter 48 The Master of the Death Curse’s Quick Strategy
- 49 Chapter 49 Arrived Home
- 50 Chapter 50 The Leaky Cauldron
- 51 Chapter 51 Snape’s Advice
- 52 Chapter 52 Professor, I suggest you hit the straight ball
- 53 Chapter 53 The Defense Against the Dark Arts professor has another problem
- 54 Chapter 54 Memory Master
- 55 Chapter 55 Teachers and students?Master and apprentice!
- 56 Chapter 56 Future Planning
- 57 Chapter 57 Compound Potion
- 58 Chapter 58 Accident and Confrontation
- 59 Chapter 59: Level 3 Medal of Sir Merlin
- 60 Chapter 60 The Secret of the Horcrux
- 61 Chapter 61 Model Worker Tom Riddle 007
- 62 Chapter 62 Mudblood Get Out of Hogwarts
- 63 Chapter 63 Gretel is also a tsundere
- 64 Chapter 64 Lucius regrets it
- 65 Chapter 65 Squib actually knows magic!
- 66 Chapter 66 Gretel, It's Really You
- 67 Chapter 67 The New Night Watchman
- 68 Chapter 68 Chapter Family
- 69 Chapter 69 The Strange Town of Gordo
- 70 Chapter 70 The only member of the sunset red tour group
- 71 Chapter 71 Was corrupted?
- 72 Chapter 72: Different from Grindelwald
- 73 Chapter 73 Claims
- 74 Chapter 74 Comrade
- 75 Chapter 75
- 76 Chapter 76
- 77 Chapter 77 Don't lie, don't waste some coins in the transitional chapter, it is re
- 78 Chapter 78: Transition Chapter, please pre-order, thank you guys
- 79 Chapter 79 The whimsical fairy (you can continue to dance, it will not affect the reading of subsequ
- 80 Chapter 80 The Ministry of Magic's Door-to-door Finding Faults
- 81 Chapter 81 3rd Grade Begins Book Friends Are Too Rebellious, Well, I Beg Book Friends t
- 82 Chapter 82 Come and Be the Rumored Boyfriend
- 83 Chapter 83: Eating Dementors
- 84 Chapter 84: Fishing in Azkaban
- 85 Chapter 85 Harry is Confused
- 86 Chapter 86 Where to place the base area?
- 87 Chapter 87 Squib Saint
- 88 Chapter 88 Goblet of Fire
- 89 Chapter 89 You Don’t Want Professor Fu Because You Can’t Be Revived
- 90 Chapter 90 Chapter 89 The Late Lion King
- 91 Chapter 91
- 92 Chapter 92 Withdrawing from Hogwarts
- 93 Chapter 93 Hype
- 94 Chapter 94 Mornseht
- 95 Chapter 95 For freedom and progress
- 96 Chapter 96 Grindelwald is really a genius
- 97 Chapter 97 Kunlun again?
- 98 Chapter 98 The truth is often hidden under the most enthusiastic public opinion
- 99 Chapter 99 Dumbledore’s Letters and Notes
- 100 Chapter 100 Professor Fu, long time no see, I miss you so much
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