Universal Mechanic

(…The front tooth that was repaired before was suddenly broken…)

Lin Changye: ...So this is why you came so late?

Li Yisheng: You simply ignored Grandia.

Lin Changye: It’s not like I’ve never seen a dragon before. I was surprised at first because you suddenly came riding a dragon.

Li Yisheng: After all, no matter how you think about it, it will definitely be faster for Grandia to give us a ride than walking slowly by ourselves.

Grandia: Even though I took the initiative to bring this up, you jumped on me without any hesitation.

Li Yisheng: Since you said so yourself, then I don’t need to mind, right?

Grandia: ...I forgot that you have a different personality from those vampires who are obsessed with saving face. You are obviously the highest-ranking existence among vampires but you don't care about superficial work at all. Are you really a vampire?

Li Yisheng just brushed his hair casually: I am the queen, so I don't have to worry about such trivial matters.

Grandia: ...talking to you is more troublesome than talking to those old antiques. I really don’t understand what you are thinking. Can’t you speak in the tone that a vampire should have?

Li Yisheng: Really? I thought we had gotten to know each other quite well during this journey. What you said really makes me sad.

While talking, Li Yisheng even took out a black folding fan and put it in front of his mouth.

Grandia: Sorry! It is my fault! Please change your tone! Let me beg you!

Li Yisheng: Oh, what happened? Isn't this what you want?

Grandia:...Oh my god! Has she always had this personality?

Lin Changye: That’s why we won’t say this to her, because she is actually very shy. Come on, Yi Sheng, stop losing your temper. We have business to do next.

Grandia: ...Frankly speaking, as an observer, I should have stopped you.

Li Yisheng: Why do you still want to fight?

Grandia: How is that possible! Fighting me with the King of Knights will cost me my life! ...But I didn’t expect to meet the King of Knights here.

Lin Changye: Why do you talk about this when you meet everyone? Isn't it just a title? Do you need to care about it like this?

Grandia: Haha, an ordinary title...ordinary sister, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Lin Changye: What?

Luo Yuan: It's over, Li Yisheng, look at how you beat a good dragon into a fool.

Li Yisheng: You silly sister, believe it or not, I really turned you into a brainless person?

At some point, the fan in Li Yisheng's hand was replaced by a scalpel pointed directly at Luo Yuan's head.

Luo Yuan: Oh, no, no, no, no! Calm down!

Lin Changye: You two, stop playing around. Yi Sheng, please check to see if the other person is okay. I have something to ask her.

Li Yisheng: Grandia, wake up!

While saying this, Li Yisheng directly kicked Grandia hard on the chin and kicked her up.

Grandia: Wooga! ……it hurts! What are you doing!

Li Yisheng: Who made you stay there motionless?

Grandia: Isn’t this natural? That is the authority of the Knight King! It can be said that all knights in the world must obey his orders!

Li Yisheng: Is it such an exaggeration? Lilith has never told me about this.

Grandia: Is that because he is too weak and does not deserve this right? ah! I'm not choking him or anything!

Li Yisheng: ...I know otherwise I would have beaten you before you spoke, but what do you think, Aye?

Lin Changye: Who knows? Although it was said at the time that I was given the title of King of Knights because of prophecies and other reasons, I actually didn’t feel there was anything special about it.

Li Yisheng: Grandia~.

Grandia: ...I will charge money for this question.

Lin Changye: How much? I'm not short of money but I would like to know detailed information.

Grandia: To be specific, it's about [-] federal coins. This price is the result of deleting useless information and folk tales, leaving only the truly useful ones.

Lin Changye: ...Can I use something else instead? After all, we don’t have a dedicated currency.

Grandia: Yes, but the standards are stricter.

Li Yisheng: What do you want? gold? gem? then what?

Grandia: ...Not every dragon likes these, okay? ...Although I don’t hate it either.

Li Yisheng: Stop being pretentious. Didn’t you say that your first treasury is not full yet?

Grandia: Why do you know! ?

Li Yisheng: You told me on the way here.

Grandia: ...When exactly is it! ?

Li Yisheng: Not long after I sat on your back, you said it.

Grandia: ...What happened to this world?

Lin Changye: ...Did you use your ability?

Li Yisheng: No, Grandia's unexpected naivety only required a simple psychological suggestion to fool her around. Don't forget that I was an authority on psychology before I became a vampire. In my opinion, Grandia They are no different from kindergarten children, they are very innocent.

Lin Changye: I think your vision is too high. After all, you can even fool me.

Li Yisheng: Oops? I have never lied to you, Aye. These three words "I love you" are definitely not lies. After all, I have given you my soul.

Lin Changye: Generally speaking, it should be the other way around, right? It turns out that the one who seduces people is being seduced in turn.

Li Yisheng: For me, this wave is not a loss but also a profit! , After all, my soul name is very special. If you do this, I will bite you to death, Aye.

Lin Changye: ...That's true, but what's going on with this dragon? Why did you stay again?

Li Yisheng: ...Grandiya, your endurance is too poor, right? Wake up!

Grandia: ...Today must be the worst day of my life.

Li Yisheng: It should be the luckiest day, right? Isn’t it rare to see so many rare professions in one go?

Grandia: ...What is luck here is clearly the greatest misfortune, okay... Why do you guys, who are the children of destiny no matter where they are, get together! ?

Li Yisheng: Even if you ask that, we can only say that it is because we were gathered together by the boss.

Lin Changye: After all, what she wants will definitely come true. It is indeed not a coincidence that we will come together.

Li Yisheng: Okay, let’s not talk anymore. Grandia, just make an offer first. As I said just now, money is not an issue, but the information must be accurate.

Grandia: So...is two kilograms of mithril okay?

Li Yisheng was silent for a moment when he heard the price: ...This price.

Seeing Li Yisheng's silence, Grandia quickly said: This price is because there are countless versions of the legend about the King of Knights. It would take us a lot of time to find out the really useful parts, so this price is already quite cheap. , if you only need legends and various information, you can lower the price.

Li Yisheng: ...No, I don’t have any objection to the price. Rather, it’s much cheaper than I thought. I originally thought you would take the opportunity to make a big deal, but the price you quoted makes me embarrassed to bargain. .

Grandia: Huh?

Li Yisheng: This is really too cheap, right Aye? I was originally asked to come here just for bargaining, but it really doesn't suit my style if the price is bargaining.

Grandia: Is this mithril? The pure kind without impurities and it’s two kilograms? Two kilograms of a very light mineral like mithril is a lot!

Li Yisheng: But it’s not something we cherish too much. We can give it to you now if needed.

Grandia: No... Our rule is to pay in one hand and deliver the goods in one hand. It takes half a month for us to prepare the documents. Of course, we can speed up the process if we add more money.

Lin Changye: It doesn't matter. I'm not anxious about it and I still have a lot of things to be busy with, so I don't mind.

Grandia: Then I understand. I will personally deliver the information to you in half a month.

Li Yisheng: Then how are you going to find us?

Grandia: Huh? How do you find it? It’s not just a matter of fact! By the way, I forgot that you don’t have members!

Li Yisheng: Member?

Grandia: Anyone who trades with the Void Treasure House can get a special contact spell. This spell allows us to find the transaction partner or make contact. Of course, these are usually small transactions or This is only used for one-time transaction objects. For example, for such large-scale transactions or potential customers, they will usually sign a membership contract with a certain dragon clan. Once this contract is signed, it is basically useless unless both parties agree to terminate it. It may be lifted... Of course, there are some special factors that cannot be helped.

Li Yisheng: So that’s it. Let me ask you, if I sign a contract with you, will you be on call?

Grandia: ...Please don't do such an excessive thing, because contact is compulsory. If you contact us while you are sleeping, the effect of the contract will be like a large number of alarm bells surrounding you and ringing at the same time to wake you up. .

Li Yisheng: That’s right.

Grandia: ...Wait! What's with that look in your eyes! ?

Li Yisheng: You shouldn’t have signed a contract with anyone else, right?

Grandia: No, because after signing the contract, it belongs to someone's exclusive commissioner. In this case, the commissioner basically will not handle this kind of work that takes a lot of time, because their main job It still handles transactions for exclusive customers, and until now the number of exclusives has not exceeded hundreds.

Li Yisheng: I thought there would be a lot?

Grandia: Because the review is very complicated and there are too many factors to consider, including status, family background, work, etc.

Li Yisheng: Then I should be able to pass, right?

Grandia: ...With your life experience and status, you can indeed pass, but why are you staring at me! ?

Li Yisheng: Haha, because Grandia, you look easy to bully.

Grandia: ...Yes, by the way, don’t you still have something to do? Is it really okay not to deal with it?

Li Yisheng: It's already been dealt with over there. It's not a difficult problem for that guy, so you really don't think about it? I can give you a lot of gems.

Grandia: ...I'll think about it.

Li Yisheng: There are also a lot of crystals, right? It’s better to say there are more crystals.

Grandia: ...Please give me some time to think about it! Please stop tempting me!

And aside

Lin Changye: ...It should be almost time, right Alpha?

Alpha: Yes, the infiltration work has begun.