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The battle didn't end until noon.

Xiao Hao was hugged tightly by the shining limbs, using the sky as a quilt and the ground as a bed, Wei Li lay on the ground exhausted to rest, while Xiao Hao was holding the chrysanthemum with tears streaming down his face.

Big drop of shame.

As a human being, he was actually fucked by a male elf.

Shame, absolute shame.

As an indomitable man (in his opinion), now he is faced with such an 'opportunity', he can't bear it, he really can't bear it.

He just wants to cry now, to vent the shame in his heart, but he is afraid of disturbing the strange force next to him, so he can only bite his collar tightly, hold his chrysanthemum and stand up slowly, his eyes are constantly flickering. The swirling tears proved the unwillingness in his heart.

Xiao Hao glanced at the flashing monster right in front of him, he gritted his teeth angrily, wishing to kill the flashing monster in front of him, to do such an outrageous thing to him, a big and handsome man.

It's so hateful!

But he couldn't do anything with the flash monster in front of him.

The elf in his hand is too weak at present, it can't even break the opponent's defense, which makes him most helpless.

Obviously the culprit was right in front of him, but there was nothing he could do about it.

In desperation, Xiaohao could only limped with tears in his eyes, resisting the strong tearing feeling in his back, and left this place that made him sad.

My first time, just like that...

"Ouch!"

Not far away from the Shining Monster Force, he accidentally tripped over a rock and fell to the ground again, with several teeth missing. Coupled with his bruised nose and swollen face, he looked extremely disgusting.

If Flash woke up and saw his face, he didn't know how he would feel.

For the time being, it is estimated that I will vomit!

Xiaohao resisted the tears that kept swirling in his eyes, and walked aimlessly, with an extremely strong heart.

In this way, Xiaohao bumped and walked along the way, and encountered many unlucky things on the road.

If it weren't for the belief that he always wanted to subdue Fantasy to support him, he probably didn't want to go out of this forest and deal with himself directly on the spot.

After all, he was forced to do that kind of thing by an elf, and the key is still a male elf.

Others would have the same idea now.

Today is an unlucky and humiliating day.

After Xiaohao knew that he was unlucky, he began to be very careful along the way, avoiding some unlucky incidents from happening again.

Of course, no matter how careful he is, accidents cannot be avoided.

For example, strange events such as excrement falling from the sky.

The most unlucky thing was walking, halfway, no matter how careful he was, he still accidentally fell into some strange traps, including some big pits, traps and so on.

The troubled Xiaohao encountered so many traps and almost died tragically in this forest.

The only thing that makes him feel lucky is that his dog's life is very hard, no matter how hard he tosses, he will never die.

Just one morning's effort made Xiao Hao look like a human being.

From this we can see how useful the bad luck card is.

Thinking about what happened today, his already fragile heart couldn't hold back all of a sudden, and cried out with a 'wow'.

Even if he already looks like this, it seems that God still doesn't intend to let him go.

Just as he opened his mouth and wailed up to the sky, another meal of black and white excrement fell from the sky.

Coincidentally, it just fell into his mouth, and it was so hot that it entered his throat.

When I was crying, I didn't pay attention and swallowed it accidentally.

The strange taste that has never been seen before bursts out in the taste buds in an instant.

When he realized it, the excrement had already entered his stomach.

"vomit!"

As soon as he reacted, Xiao Hao knew exactly what he had just entered his stomach.

The crying stopped all of a sudden, a feeling of nausea arose in my heart, I immediately knelt on the ground, and began to reach out and grab my throat, trying to spit out the excrement.

Naihe Bird's excrement melts in the mouth, and quickly fuses with stomach acid after entering the stomach.

In addition, he was on an empty stomach and hadn't eaten since morning, so it was even more difficult to vomit.

After all, there is nothing in the stomach.

"What the hell did I suffer? Why did so many unlucky things happen to me today!" Xiao Hao found that he couldn't vomit, so he could only kneel on the ground with a face full of despair.

Trying to figure out what I did to get so much bad luck today.

During this morning, he encountered all kinds of strange events.

What happened today, this scene is similar to what happened four years ago when he was six years old.

It was as if there were countless black hands playing with him behind the scenes, as if they wanted to play him to death, and they would not stop until he became crazy.

This inexplicable feeling made him terrified.

"No, I can't stay in this forest like this anymore, I have to leave quickly."

"otherwise……"

"If this continues, I will die here sooner or later."

"Mom and Dad, I want to go home, I don't want to go out to catch elves anymore."

"I was wrong, I shouldn't have sneaked out to travel."

At this moment, Xiao Hao's heart was close to collapse, and he covered his head and started talking nonsense.

This situation is like a mentally ill patient who sneaked out of the hospital, which makes people feel uncontrollably scared.

Mental illness is privileged after all...

At the moment when he was about to collapse, suddenly there was another movement in the grass.

Xiao Hao looked in the direction, and then he saw a panic-stricken man running out of the grass, cursing and cursing.

"Damn it, where did the strange force go? It's already been drugged, but it can still run so far. It's not good if you don't look for it. After all, it is a very rare flash elf. If you miss it, there will be no next one."

"The most damning thing is that he also provoked those guys..."

"Eh? Why is there another person here?"

After the man rushed out of the grass, he suddenly found Xiao Hao who was kneeling next to the grass, and a smile suddenly appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Brother, please help me support that elf in the back! After I survive, I will definitely burn incense for you when I go back."

After he said such a sentence, he immediately lifted Xiaohao's back shirt, and then threw it in the direction where the man ran just now with Xiaohao's confused and puzzled expression on his face.

Originally, when he saw the same kind in the forest, he knew there was danger behind and should help each other, but for some reason, the moment he saw Xiao Hao, he felt inexplicably unhappy.

It's as if Xiaohao owed him tens of millions in his previous life, but he couldn't get it back, which made him very upset.

Coupled with the danger behind, the idea of ​​revenge for Xiao Hao appeared inexplicably in his mind, so he was thrown out.

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