Hogwarts Sword Fairy

齐灵儿继续数落：“分明是你不会当妈，还嫌孩子不乖。虽然我的理论是，孩子不乖揍一顿就好了，但你个当亲妈的，真就一点母爱都No? Then you might as well be an animal, okay?"

Ma Dingdang was the first to laugh here, and even gave Ling'er a thumbs up. Ling'er said again: "By the way, what's the use of these guys with your bad cards? Power, why do humans want power? If you want to live a better life for yourself, why do you want to live a better life for yourself?”

Nuwa suddenly said two words: "Selfish."

Ling'er nodded: "Are you thinking about Heiyu and resentment? Why do humans have such emotions as resentment and jealousy? Where is the source?"

Nuwa immediately replied a little frustrated: "Selfish."

Ling'er spread his hands and said, "Is this a joke? You're stupid and you're talking back. If your brain is online, you wouldn't choose a meteorite to hit the earth. Qin Dynasty, there must be some gods, right? You must have heard of them, Seal your own power, turn into a mortal, and wander around in the world, right? This is called comprehending the world of mortals. You mother of the earth, you are not crazy, you don’t think of destroying the world, so you didn’t realize it, are you the one being played? Just like the uncle often The question you asked me: 'Is it fun to bully children?' Your current behavior, isn't it bullying children? If you have the right to fight with those zombies, if you have the right to fight with fate, bully mortals and show your ability ?”

Nuwa thought about it, thought about it again, and then she entered a strange pit. She became angrier and angrier as she thought about it, and then she really planned to fight with the zombies next to her: "You tricked me!"

Ling'er complained: "This eldest sister reacts slower than us rocks!"

The general said speechlessly: "What, spoiler, what are you going to do?"

Ling'er turned him aside and said, "Don't she want to destroy the world? Just watch her play." A group of people were speechless.

Ma Dingdang asked: "Isn't it really okay to call this silly lady so crazy?"

Ling'er complained: "It's just a soul, her body, against the body." She suddenly raised her voice and asked: "Silly sister, let me ask you a question, will your body come back and the meteorites will not hit the earth?"

Nuwa gritted her teeth: "You dare to call me stupid sister?"

Ling'er complained: "You have an opinion, and the focus of your attention is wrong. When your body comes back, will the meteorite change its path?"

Nuwa said in frustration: "Before the meteorite reaches the attraction range of the earth, if you take out my body or destroy my soul, the meteorite will drift in the universe."

Ling'er touched her chin and said: "This is simple, let me try. Uncle, come over and start work. Remember you can float around in the universe." The general came over helplessly, Ling'er muttered: "Nu Wa, Nu Wa, silly Eldest sister Nuwa."

As soon as I opened the door, I saw a sleeping Nuwa. The general jumped over with quick eyes and hands, and jumped back with Nuwa's body on his shoulders. That speed was really unparalleled.Afterwards, Nuwa was dumbfounded, Ren Xi was speechless, Lan Dali nodded, and even the people in Pangu Holy Land were silent.

It was so rude. Nuwa didn't care about this. Her soul was ready to enter the body directly. Then she was embarrassed. She saw that her body had turned into bones visibly. Ling'er spread her hands and said, "It's none of my business." Son."

The general spread his hands and said, "That's none of my business."

Nuwa took a deep breath and said, "I can feel that it is the rules of heaven and earth that have completely weathered this body."

Ling'er asked calmly: "Question: Silly sister, can your body still be used if it is covered with mud again? By the way, do you still have the skills?"

Nuwa sighed again: "The problem is, I don't have the Nine Heavens Breathing Earth!"

Ling'er raised her hand happily: "I have it! I also have a more advanced Nine Heavens Yuan soil."

Nuwa said speechlessly: "Blow, you continue to blow."

The general said helplessly to Nuwa: "Hey, silly sister, she really didn't brag."

Ling'er said to Ma Dingdang: "Here is a bathtub that can put the silly eldest sister in. Although this mother is unreliable, she can't watch her play to death without caring. Speed, speed is high .”

Ma Dingdang smiled and went to look for useful things with Da Mi and Xiao Mi. Soon a super big basin was put in place. Ling'er happily piled the soil into the basin, and then put Nuwa's bones into the mound. , Ling'er said to Nuwa: "The rest is your job."

Nuwa's soul entered the bones, and then the soil in the basin began to disappear quickly. Ling'er did not forget to continue to replenish the soil. After about an hour, Nuwa was resurrected with full blood.

Nuwa looked at her new body, felt it, and said to Ling'er, "Thank you."

Ling'er said calmly: "Look Ang, it's obvious that your body has also been cheated. To sum up, you are a stupid elder sister. People bully your baby, and you also help outsiders beat the baby. You, this mother, are really That’s enough.”

Nuwa blushed, but suddenly said: "I am the mother of the human race, and he is the father of the human race. Are you sure you want to fight with me?" She pointed at the general and said.The general's face turned dark instantly. What does this woman mean?

Ling'er took out her little magic wand, poked the general's chest and said, "What did I say? Please deal with your bad debts quickly. Otherwise, don't blame me for flipping the table." Poke, poke, Poke, poke, poke.

The general was speechless, and Ma Dingdang laughed. Hahaha, the general was in trouble this time. Ma Dingdang said: "Big brother, little brother, prepare some drinks and fruits, let's watch the fun!"

Da Mi said speechlessly: "Boss lady, are you serious?"

Ma Dingdang said calmly: "You must be serious, it is a rare opportunity to see the excitement of the gods." Soon Ling'er also came over, and the strong snacks began to watch Jiang Chen VS Nuwa.

The most embarrassing person at this time was Ren Xi, who seemed to be in the wrong position.Ling'er had eaten and drank enough, and then she remembered Lan Dali. She pulled out the wand that was stuck in her hair and said to Lan Dali: "Avada Kedavra."

Lan Dali and others were all confused. Wait, is this Western magic?Does it work for them?Just when Lan Dali was thinking about this problem, Ling'er took out his spare small sword, directly followed the green light of the death curse, and stabbed Lan Dali at it.

In order to make this guy die, Ling'er was even more happy to let go of the dragon: "The soldiers, the soldiers, the fighters, are all in formation, in front, to punish the evil."

After three combined attacks, Lan Dali didn't even react and was instantly knocked out.Ling'er was happy and raised her fist high: "Oh yeah!" The general covered his face.

Nuwa turned back mechanically: "No, just one of the five-color messengers will die just like that?"

Fuxi was silent: "He was still killed when we arrived."