Hogwarts Sword Fairy

Qi Ling'er roared at the sky: "Hey, hey, let me tell you the truth! No, can you do it? It's you who want to kill Nuwa, but now it's you who are afraid that Nuwa can't kill humans. , what the hell do you want? A bunch of inhumane guys!"

The general kept his nose silent, so he just kept silent.Ren Xi asked the general very depressedly: "Hey, you don't care about your woman?"

The general was also a little angry, so he directly retorted: "Aren't you meddling in other people's business? Just take care of it, take care of it, anyway, this world will be over soon and good morning will be born again." Everyone was speechless. Uncle, who are you from?

Nino was the youngest and asked straightforwardly: "No, uncle, where are you from?"

Ren Xi also followed: "No, which general are you from?"

Dingdang also joined in the fun: "General, where are you from?"

Lan Dali also asked: "Where are you from, True Ancestor?"

The general scratched his head, and Ma Xiaoling and Kuang Guohua actually laughed after being screwed.The general pointed at Ling'er and said: "This girl and I are on the same side, don't ask me whether you want to destroy the world, we are both alien creatures, and if you offend my wife, I will help her destroy the world! Also, Fuxi, if you dare to fight with my wife again, believe it or not, I will hunt you down first!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a faint female voice sounded, full of majesty and asked: "Your wife?"

When the general turned around, he was also startled, and blurted out: "I'll go, why did you wake up? No, why did you cheat so obviously, and agreed that it would take a while before you wake up?"

Nuwa didn't pay attention to the general's words, but looked at Ling'er and asked, "Are you his wife?"

Ling'er looked at Nuwa and introduced happily: "Yeah, the kind that gets the certificate, and that Ma Dingdang of the Ma family, his little lover, you are at best an ex-girlfriend. No, no, no, an ex-ex-girlfriend."

Ma Dingdang was so confused by these words that he burst into laughter. The general covered his face and said he was finished. He felt that this child was going to overturn the table.

Nuwa was not timid at all, she unleashed her divine power and roared: "Wantless!"

Ling'er didn't give up at all. He started to talk like a country, and then complained: "You are just a soul, what are you so poor about! If you want to destroy the world, just go away and die. I will kill you while you are chattering!"

Nuwa is a bit silly, the surroundings are deathly silent, no, this unfolding is wrong, right?Nuwa, the mother of the earth, why do you whip her just when you say it?Don’t you want to lose face?This slap will disable everyone.

Nuwa reacted, immediately became angry, and was about to use her divine power. Ling'er calmly took out the judge's pen and said leisurely: "Do you believe that I will throw you into reincarnation directly? It's just a soul, trying to control me. I want you to turn into a kitten or puppy!”

The general covered his face, he really couldn't bear to look at it, Ling'er said in a voice: "That's true, everything in the world is subject to the five degenerations of heaven and man, immortals, Buddhas, monsters, gods, ghosts and demons, except for these groups Zombies cannot escape the five declines of heaven and man. Believe it or not, I will also give you the five declines of heaven and man, and I will send you away with joy. By the way, if you are okay and shout to destroy the world, isn't this because your five declines are coming? ?”

Nuwa paused for a moment. Why did she feel that this fallacy was very reasonable? However, if you lose, you will not lose, and if you die, you will not die. She retorted: "You dare to touch me, are you not afraid of the cause and effect between heaven and earth?"

Ling'er curled her lips and said, "You think I'm stupid, my family's karma is definitely more than yours, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I have someone above me to help fight it, if the disaster doesn't die, you count me as the loser!"

Nuwa looked at the general and asked, "Why don't you say something?"

The general replied: "My wife is right, you'd better be calm, otherwise she will get impatient and trick you to death. It's just a small problem. By the way, you really don't feel that your five heavens and humans are weak? You have been tricked by fate." Okay, don’t you feel it at all? You mother of the earth, it’s okay to shout to destroy the world, is it really okay? Also, I am Pangu, you destroy the world and we are hostile units, okay? Ask yourself, are there any followers here? Are you in the same group?"

The general's words were too heartbreaking, so Ren Xi interrupted: "No, shouldn't you be with her?"

Jiang Chen complained: "No, do you really think I'm sleeping stupid? Besides, I'm not the same breed as you, right? I'm a self-awakening zombie, which is fundamentally different from assembly line people like you. Why do you call me that?" Do I hear you idiots?"

Both Ren Xi and Nu Wa felt their heads were buzzing. This development, right?Is that really wrong?Ling'er raised her paw: "Also, originally, if you don't mess with the people around me, I don't intend to care about your world-destroying affairs. Isn't it nice to bully Little Demon Star if he has nothing to do? You have to mess with me. Angry, it’s rare for me to fool two immortals, why don’t you use my face as a shoe mat? Even if you jump out of the corpse in advance today, you won’t be able to save this bald man, he’s dead, I said so!”

Nuwa was silent for a long time and asked: "Wait, what did he do?"

Lan Dali interrupted: "Wang Zhenzhen should have died today, and Kuang Tianyou should have died at the beginning of the year. If I send them away, the True Ancestor's woman will kill me. Also, Mo Xing, the Ma family woman, and those over there Those are all related to the True Ancestor. Madam, the True Ancestor really doesn’t have the same heart as you.”

Ling'er complained: "It's as if you Five Color Messengers and her are of the same mind. Except for the red tide, none of you want to kill that stupid woman. You can't draw the right cards. If you don't have the skills, don't pretend. Just be a stone." Damn it to the heavens, isn’t she sweet? She had to play tricks, but in the end she was so stupid that she didn’t play well."

Nuwa: "Don't be too presumptuous!"

General: "Say less, she has more say than you."

Nuwa: "General, what do you mean?"

Ling'er: "Because in my last life, I was attacked by rocks in the sky, not once or twice, but everyone lived a peaceful life, and that person like you, who is so useless, got himself involved."

The group of people fell silent again. Nuwa said, "No, why do you remember what happened in your previous life?"

Ling'er pointed at the general: "This guy remembers it too! By the way, I am the King of Hell. I can passively accept the memories of my previous life. That's okay. Besides, you have to ask Guanyin for this joke. I'll drink the wine she brewed. That's it after I drink it." La."

A group of people were speechless again and again. The friends of WAITEINGBAR felt that they were just watching the fun.Nuwa took a deep breath and asked Ren Xi: "Is the Human King here?"

Ling'er interjected: "I helped you get that bastard Lan Dali. By the way, this guy, together with the crow, did whatever big-blooded ten-thousand-character curse he did, and it caused great harm to people! For your own selfish purposes, you let the white fox destroy a dynasty, and you didn't do it either. Stop killing people. Humanity’s wars and (desires) are not all given by you. What qualifications do you have to destroy the world? It’s like you don’t have those (desires). It’s not your fault.”