The Pokémon Goofing Around

Although Xia Hunao said that he wanted to jump off a cliff, it was just a metaphor that was not very vivid. Everyone knows that as long as you think you have the aura of the protagonist, then find a cliff and jump off. There are all kinds of treasure secrets under the cliff, which is enough You step on the three realms and travel across the six realms.

Of course, if you are on the Spirit Demon Star, we don’t recommend you do this.It's a shame after jumping down.What Xia Hunao has to do now is actually to get scriptures, to get some scriptures that can increase his fighting power.

Early the next morning, Xia Hunao was sitting on the plane heading to Linglong City again, wearing sunglasses that no one liked.The system asked him: "Which Buddha are you going to learn from?"

Xia Hunao closed his eyes and rested his mind: "No, of course I am going to the Bodhisattva to learn scriptures. Why are you looking for the Buddha?"

That's the point. The so-called Bodhisattva had a male-female Avalokitesvara in Xia Hunao's previous life.Xia Hunao's statement naturally meant that he wanted to find a woman to learn from, and she was also a very powerful woman.

Xia Hunao arrived in Linglong City calmly and took a taxi to Lingling University as soon as he got off the plane.Sitting in the taxi, Xia Hunao sighed: "Every time I mention Lingling University, I feel that the name of this university is very awkward."

The taxi driver sitting nearby was happy: "Young man, you think so too. In fact, many people in Linglong City think so, but there is no way. This Lingling big name has been called for many years, and it is difficult to change it. What can you do?"

Xia Hunao and the driver chatted for a while, and soon they arrived at Lingling University. Xia Hunao walked into the Lingling University campus, grabbed a random person who looked like a student, and asked: "Let me ask, Where is your teacher Gongsun’s office?”

The student was stunned for a moment, then looked at Xia Hunao carefully: "Isn't this Coach Xia? Do you have something to do with Teacher Gongsun?"

Xia Hunao took a closer look and saw a face that was half-familiar to him. After briefly recalling it, Xia Hunao said, "Um, Huang, Huang Tianxiao, Lingling Da's captain, right?"

Huang Tianxiao smiled and nodded: "Yes, it's me, but that's all old history, and I'm no longer the captain."

Xia thought for a while, yes, Huang Tianxiao was also a student who was about to graduate at that time, but why was he still in school?

"I stayed in school and am now an assistant coach of Lingling University's varsity team. How about it? Do you want to visit our Lingling University varsity team?"

Xia thought for a while, and it didn't matter if she went to take a look. Anyway, Sister Gongsun still has the identity of Lingling's great coach, so it would be good to go and study.

Walking all the way towards the training ground of the Lingling University Team, Xia Hunao discovered that although Huang Tianxiao was about the same age as him, there was a huge difference in status within the school.But this is understandable. Although Huang Tianxiao is a graduate assistant coach of the school team, in the eyes of the school's students, he is just a senior.But Xia Hu Nao is different. Behind him is the principal, and more importantly, he is really good at causing trouble.

Huang Tianxiao took Xia Hunao to the school team's training room. Xia Hunao was lucky enough to catch up with both Gongsun Xue and Gongsun Shuang.Huang Tianxiao shouted: "Coach, we have a guest."

The Gongsun sisters turned around and saw Xia Hunao standing at the door, looking inside and waving quickly: "Come in, come in, this is a rare visitor."

Xia Hunao followed Huang Tianxiao into the training room. Xia Hunao asked, "How are the two sisters doing recently?"

Gongsun Xue nodded: "Of course, but you are very powerful. You can beat Song Shuangyu."

"Lucky, lucky." Xia Hunao scratched his head and looked very honest.

"Okay, tell me what you are here for."

Xia Hunao rubbed his hands: "Well, I mainly came to see Sister Xue to see if there are any martial arts secrets that I can teach you."

After hearing this, Gongsun Shuang covered her mouth and chuckled: "Sister, this is your problem, I don't care about it."

Gongsun Xue looked at Xia's mischief: "Why did you suddenly think of this? Give it to Guagua. It's not impossible. I do have the skills to throw shurikens here."

Xia Hunao shook his head and refused: "It's not Guagua who wants to practice, it's me who wants to practice."

The three of them said in unison: "You want to practice?"

Xia Hunao nodded crazily: "Yes, I have more and more enemies. Although the elves are responsible for ensuring safety most of the time, who knows if there are those who are so crazy that they can fight me hand to hand without fighting the elves? .Of course I have to find a way."

Regarding this explanation, Gongsun Xue and others and the system all agreed, but our system had a different view on the madness. He believed that there would be no more insane master in the world than Xia Hunao.

Understanding why Xia Hunao wanted to practice martial arts, Gongsun Xue asked again: "Then what do you want to practice? Isn't Tai Chi enough?"

Xia Hunao didn't even think about it: "It's always easy to use, but it's not scary enough. I'm a kind person and adhere to the principle of not taking action if I can. Can Tai Chi scare them away? I want to learn weapons."

This reason is quite reasonable. Tai Chi is indeed not suitable for scaring people. Gongsun Xue then asked: "Then what weapon do you want to learn?"

Xia Hunao blurted out: "I'll learn everything. Who knows what I'll have around me then. As long as it can be used as a weapon, I'll learn it, including shovels and hoes."

"You're really not picky about food. Okay, I'll send the stuff to you in a minute."

After Xia Hunao received the e-book from Gongsun Xue, she hid away and studied. Gongsun Shuang approached Gongsun Xue and said, "Sister, do you believe what he said?"

Gongsun Xue shook his head: "Don't believe it, you and I have watched that video. His actions are synchronized with the Koga Ninja to a certain extent. He came to me to ask for such a thing, probably to draw parallels or something. That's it. , I don’t believe what he says, and he also knows that I don’t believe what he says.”

Xia Hunao, who was reading a book, glanced at the Gongsun sisters from a distance and said, "It's impossible to fool these two sisters, but these two sisters are really nice to me."

Xia Hunao, who was flipping through his phone while talking, was soon shocked by the e-book sent by Gongsun Xue. He asked Gongsun Xue for some hoeing method. The hoeing method was so that if the croaking frog failed to condense the flying water shuriken, he could only use There is room for counterattack when the flying sailor comes to fight.As for not talking about the pickaxe method, it is because this thing is too ugly.

But even though Xia was talking nonsense, he didn't have much hope in this matter. After all, although he had heard of the hoeing method when he was playing Immortal Four in his previous life, this thing was too rare.

Unexpectedly, Gongsun Xue was indeed a person who had opened a martial arts training class. Not only did she have hoeing and spade skills, but she also had pickaxe skills that Xia Hunao didn't mention. This made Xia Hunao feel even more unpredictable.Is it possible to say that in addition to elf training, Lingyao Star also has such attainments in martial arts?

Xia Hunao scrolled down again and found a tripod book. Yes, it was the three-legged tripod. This was a rare thing. I didn't expect anyone to practice such a thing in the world.

But before he clicked in and looked through this so-called tripod method, Gongsun Xue came over and said, "Ah, this guy just packed all the things and sent them to you, and forgot to sift them for you, like those chopsticks The French spoon method and the like are all written and played by some sensationalists, you can’t believe them, it’s useless even if you learn them.”

Xia Xia heard this nonsense, is there such nonsense in this world?Chopstick method or spoon method?Are you sure this is not a way to grab food while eating?Xia Hunao pulled up the screen of his mobile phone, and sure enough he saw all kinds of strange moves below. Although Xia Hunao was very happy to see them, he couldn't practice these things.

So, Xia Hunao handed the phone to Gongsun Xue: "Sister Xue, please check it out. It's too ugly for me to fight with a spoon, and I can't beat you at all."

After Gongsun Xue's screening, some messy routines were cleaned up.Only eighteen serious weapons were left.Of course, in order to leave a note for himself, Lu Xia did not delete the pickaxe method despite his nonsense.

Xia Hunao was studying martial arts secrets with Gua Gua and the others, while the students on the other side were finishing their classes. Those who should go back to rest, and those who should go out to play, went out to play.As for everyone on the school team, they should naturally gather together for training after the daily classes.

When everyone from the Lingling University Team arrived at the training ground, Xia Hunao was still studying martial arts secrets with Guagua.The two of them have memorized the sword technique in their minds, and are now studying some basic gun routines. As for the pickaxe technique, Xia Hunao said that it was a fallback method that he would only take when he was really out of tricks. He was still full of confidence in himself. .

The stranger Xia Hunao quickly attracted the attention of the students. Soon, Kong Shu, the new captain of Lingling University, raised his hand and asked: "Two coaches, who is he?"

Xia Hunao was immersed in the ocean of knowledge at this time and couldn't extricate himself. He didn't notice anyone calling him. Gongsun Xue glanced at Xia Hunao and said: "This, this is my friend from Liuling University. Come and take a look, maybe I can also discuss with you."

Then Gongsun Xue shouted: "Xiao Xia, come here."

People always have some reaction when their name is called. Xia Hunao's first reaction when he heard someone calling him was to lock his phone and put it in his pocket. Then he immediately stood up and put on a sanctimonious look.

Everyone was stunned when they saw Xia Hunan acting like this. You obviously looked like you were afraid of being caught.How much inner strength does it take to do such a thing?

Xia Hunao looked around and found that no one was targeting him. Then he breathed a sigh of relief and came to Gongsun Xue and asked, "Sister Xue, it was you who called me just now."

Gongsun Xue nodded: "Yes, what do you think? Do you want to discuss things with my students? It's not enough to always work behind closed doors. Some things still need to be practiced in order to gain true knowledge."

Xia Hunan smiled innocently: "Sister, what did you guess?"

"Don't worry about it, hurry up and let me see what new thing you have come up with."