The Pokémon Goofing Around

Xia was messing around with Zhang Hong in an attempt to wake him up, but Zhang Hong was sleeping soundly with his lips chewed on his lips.Xia Hunao saw that this kid didn't look like he was pretending to sleep here, so he slapped Zhang Hong in a series of slaps and almost killed Zhang Hong.

Zhang Hong rubbed his face and got up from the ground, looking at Xia Hunan in confusion: "Boss Xia, why did you hit me?"

Xia Hu was having fun: "Not bad, you still remember that I am Boss Xia, then do you know how you got there just now?"

Zhang Hong rubbed his cheek and thought for a while: "Well, if I remember correctly, there was a sudden sound in my head, and then I felt groggy, and then I fell asleep."

Xia Hunao thought this story was particularly weird. Something was ringing in your head, and then you fell asleep?You fool.

"what sound?"

Zhang Hong thought for a moment and then opened his mouth to hum.Xia Hunao was very familiar with this voice. It was the famous Jigglypuff Lullaby from his previous life.

How lethal is this song? No matter you are possessed by the protagonist’s halo or some other mythical beast’s bloodline, you will fall asleep as soon as you hear it. Although there is no conclusive evidence, everyone has always believed that this thing can put Arceus to sleep. .

But the voice coming out of Zhang Hong's mouth didn't sound so pleasant, and could only be described as dull.But what's even more ridiculous is that as soon as Zhang Hong's seventh sound came out, Zhang Hong closed his eyes and fell down.

Xia Hunao pinched his fingers and counted. There are eleven notes in this first sentence. Did you fall down before finishing the sentence?It’s really a magical sound that penetrates my ears.

Xia Hunao looked around, then took a glass of water and poured it on Zhang Hong's face: "Wake up, you are so lucky to sing a lullaby to sleep."

Zhang Hong woke up slowly after being splashed with water on his face: "Did I fall asleep again? It shouldn't be, I didn't hear that sound in my head just now."

Xia Nao chatted: "You, there is no sound in your head, you sang it yourself."

After the two were awkward for a few minutes, Xia Hunan asked Zhang Hong: "So, did you just encounter such a thing today?"

Zhang Hong nodded: "Well, I don't know what's going on, anyway..."

Xia Hunao quickly deduced that this method of directly making sounds in other people's brains must be from superpowers or fairies.

"By the way, does Jigglypuff have a fairy type?"

Classmate Xia Hunao turned around and asked Zhang Hong. Zhang Hong thought for a long time before he hesitated and said: "Probably, probably not."

"Forget it, let's go and take a look. Find out what kind of elf attacked you."

Zhang Hong was a little timid: "Well, nothing will happen."

"You are a bit cowardly. If this elf wants to harm you, he will just use the song of destruction. As for singing? The only trick he doesn't have is to harm you."

Xia Hunao's words made sense. After hearing Xia Hunao's words, Zhang Hong followed Xia Hunao out of the secret base, wanting to see what elves were targeting him around him.As soon as the two people walked out of the secret base's gate, they saw a mangosteen on the ground at the door.

Xia Hunao leaned down and poked the little mangosteen. The little mangosteen immediately jumped up, shook the leaves on its head, and then stayed motionless on the ground.

Xia Hu was amused: "Zhang Hong, it seems that your tormentor has come to visit."

Zhang Hong came down from the stairs and looked at Tian Zhuzhu: "Are you talking about this little one?"

Tian Zhuzhu heard Zhang Hong's voice and jumped directly on Zhang Hong's head, then stayed there motionless.Xia Hunao looked at Tian Zhuzhu who was on vacation and was startled for a moment, then laughed: "I said, this little guy likes you enough. What did you do back then?"

Zhang Hong was confused: "What did you do? I didn't do anything. I haven't even seen this sweet bamboo."

After hearing Zhang Hong say that he had never seen him, Tian Zhuzhu jumped off Zhang Hong's head and rolled on the ground, crying while rolling.Although he was a little heartless, Xia Hunao thought it was cute when Tian Zhuzhu cried.

Tian Zhuzhu immediately turned into a mobile sprinkler truck, crying on the ground. Xia Hunao stared at Zhang Hong and said, "You have to deal with the sins you have caused yourself. What do you think you should do?"

Because the secret base was converted into a villa, there were still many people living around it. Once someone saw it in the middle of the night, the image would be gone in an instant. Both of them were shameless people. Zhang Hong quickly took Tian Zhuzhu away. Hug him up: "Okay, okay, let's go in and talk. Go in and talk."

Zhang Hong hugged Tian Zhuzhu back, while Xia Hunao looked around at the door of the villa. How could Tian Zhuzhu have the ability to make sounds in Zhang Hong's head? This little guy must have other "accomplices" .

Xia Hunao looked around, then waved outside.Zhang Hong hugged Tian Zhuzhu and turned around: "Boss Xia, where are you doing? Are you blowing the wind?"

Xia Hunao was waiting for reinforcements from Tian Zhuzhu, so he joked: "Don't make trouble, I'm feeding the mosquitoes."

"Boss Xia, you're the one making trouble. How many months has it been and there are still mosquitoes?"

"You go in first, I'll be back in a moment."

As he said that, Xia Hunao saw a pink flesh ball in the grass outside the house, secretly looking at the big villa.Xia Hunao waved to him: "Come here."

Meatball walked toward Xia Hunao step by step. Xia Hunao saw the little short legs moving so slowly that she went out and picked him up: "Little guy, your actions make me anxious."

Carrying Meatball into the villa and arriving at the secret base, Xia Hunan asked: "How is it going? Have you ever remembered where you two met?"

Zhang Hong was still confused: "I can't remember. I really don't know where we have met."

After hearing this, Tian Zhuzhu rolled directly to the ground and cried again, while Xia Hunao also struggled out of the meat ball in his arms, rolled next to Zhang Hong, and kicked Zhang Hong with his short legs.Zhang Hong lowered his head and looked at the meat ball: "Boss Xia, where did this fat guy come from?"

Xia Hunao blocked his ears: "Pang Ding, sing."

Along with Jigglypuff's singing, Zhang Hong fell asleep on the ground. Xia Nuo pointed at Zhang Hong and said: "Pigdy, beat him."

Jigglypuff is not the kind of person who fights hand-to-hand. A pair of pink fists hitting Zhang Hong on the face had no effect at all. Instead, Tian Zhuzhu saw Jigglypuff going to hit Zhang Hong and jumped between them and stopped him. Jigglypuff wouldn't let her hit him.

Xia Hunao looked at Zhang Hong, who was still sleeping in a daze: "I still have to handle this matter, Tian Zhuzhu, how did you know him?"

Tian Zhuzhu nodded while telling the story to Xia Hunan: "Oh, that's it, it's Niu Niu. Just wait a moment."

Saying that, Xia Hunao stretched out his hand and groped around Zhang Hong's body: "Where did this kid put Niu Niu's elf ball?"

Xia Hunao, who took a long time to find two elf balls, immediately opened the elf balls together.No clue, a few months passed, and he couldn't remember what Niu Niu's Poké Ball was.As soon as Teng Teng Snake and Niu Niu came out, they saw Tian Zhuzhu standing aside. Tian Zhuzhu happily jumped on Niu Niu after seeing them.

Niu Niu didn't know what was going on and almost pushed Tian Zhu Zhu out with his horn.Fortunately, Tian Zhuzhu explained quickly, and Niu Niu stopped.

If Xia Guagua and the little princess are the ones making the decisions when it comes to the elves making trouble, then under Zhang Hong, Teng Teng Snake is the absolute authority.Perhaps because they were both grass elves, Teng Teng Snake and Tian Zhu Zhu quickly got to play together, and the two sat on Niu Niu's back and talked and laughed.

As for Niu Niu, she also liked Tian Zhuzhu, who she had had some interactions with, and her friend Pang Ding, who had helped Tian Zhuzhu find her, could sit on her back, and the four of them talked and laughed happily.The only person who was incompatible with this scene was Zhang Hong, who was lying next to him and sleeping soundly.

Vine Snake was unhappy when he saw his trainer lying on the ground. He got off Niu Niu's back and beat him wildly with his tail.If Jigglypuff's little fist is still gentle, then the Vine Snake might really be Zhang Hong's savage girlfriend.One set of blows immediately woke Zhang Hong up from his sleep.

Zhang Hong looked at the Vine Snake in front of him and asked in confusion: "Vine Snake, why are you hitting me?"

Xia Hunao pointed at the two little cuties sitting on the back of Niu Niu: "How should I say, they are staying here with you. As for whether they can be subdued, how many of them can be subdued is your problem. I will leave first if I have something else to do. ”

With that said, Xia Hunao turned around and walked out, but before going out, he turned around with a smirk on his face: "Zhang Hong, although I shouldn't get involved in the affairs between you and your elves. But Let me remind you as a friendly reminder that if you make Tian Zhuzhu unhappy, then you will be in trouble."

After saying this, Xia Hunao disappeared in a flash, leaving only Zhang Hong with a sad face. However, seeing the cute Tian Zhuzhu and thinking that Tian Zhuzhu would eventually evolve into Tian Tian Leng, Zhang Hong again I feel like I'm not that sad anymore.If Xia Hunao were still here, he would definitely scold him: What the fuck is this?

However, Xia Hunao was on his way home at this time. As he walked, he was chatting with the system: "I didn't expect that such a thing would happen in this world."

"Yes, did you think that Zhang Hong had let down some girl at first, and then the relatives of the victim came to visit?"

"Yes, there are many ways for Tian Zhuzhu to meet Zhang Hong, but she just found a fat guy to deliver the news. It's hard not to make us think blindly."

After taking another two steps, the system suddenly asked: "Is it okay if you don't tell Zhang Hong what happened?"

Xia Hunao thought for a while: "Well, it should be no problem. This is not a revenge action. Let Zhang Hong investigate it by himself. I think that would be quite interesting. We still have important things to do tomorrow."

"Important things? What things?"

"Jump off a cliff."