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Xia Hunao and the other three followed Feng to the front line where the ninjas and samurai were fighting. As they walked, Xia Hunao asked Song: "Song, the battle ended so quickly. Are the samurai so vulnerable?"

Song led the way forward: "I don't know why, but in the middle of the battle, a samurai wearing a ninja uniform suddenly ran over. I don't know what he said to the samurai, and they themselves became chaotic."

Song was happy as he talked. It was obvious that he did not expect that today's battle would end so quickly and so dramatically.

Xia Hunao listened happily and said, "This is such a coincidence. After I fooled him with my front foot, he fell into the trap with my back foot. Isn't this too embarrassing?"

Mu Zhishui and Mei didn't expect that the winner of the battle would actually be Xia Hunao's move.

"Yes, if those warriors didn't come to test you, you wouldn't have counterattacked, and they wouldn't have been attacked."

Song couldn't understand what Mu Zhishui said, so he begged Mei to translate. After hearing Mei's translation, Song looked at Xia's nonsense in surprise: "It's amazing, there is such a way to win."

Following Song to the dojo of the samurai, Xia Hunao looked at Feng who was lecturing: "You are very impressive, and you are worthy of being the leader of the dojo. Shisui, do you have such momentum?"

Mu Zhishui glanced at Xia Hunan: "I don't often manage teams like this. I have only managed students."

Mei looked at the high-spirited Feng: "Of course, my brother has been trained by the master as his successor since he was a child. It is normal to have such an aura."

Xia Hunao looked at Feng, and then at himself: "I have been dreaming since I was a child and raised myself as a great hero. Why don't I have such momentum? This is unreasonable."

Just as he was talking, Feng also ended his lecture and looked at Xia Hunao: "Hu, you're here."

After chatting briefly with Feng, Xia Hunao proposed his plan to leave. Feng was stunned: "Are you leaving now? It's only been a few days, why don't you stay a few more days?"

Xia Hu Nao shook his head: "Forget it, we have lived here long enough. I also want to see other places in Manying. You have just finished dealing with the warriors and there are many things to deal with. Since everyone still has things to do, Then let’s choose the best option.”

Feng nodded: "Yes, but can you leave tomorrow? There will be a celebration party tonight. You are the biggest contributor, so you can't be absent."

"Okay, I'll definitely be there."

Feng and Xia Hunao separated to continue arranging things in the samurai dojo, and Xia Hunao also decided to see the difference between the two dojos.

Under the leadership of Song, Xia Hunao, Mu Zhishui and Mei walked around the dojo. Xia Hunao sighed while walking: "I said Mei, there is a big gap between your ninja dojo and this dojo."

Xia Hunao pointed to the eaves: "Look at how beautifully carved the eaves are. Don't you have the leisure to do such a thing?"

Mei also looked at the gorgeous patterns on the eaves: "Yes, we don't have time to carve the house. We have worked very hard to ensure that the house does not collapse."

Xia Hunao sighed: "It's all stolen by gangsters. I hope you won't be like the samurai." Mei snorted: "Of course not, we ninjas are a very self-disciplined organization."

……

In the evening, in the main courtyard of the samurai dojo, a warm celebration was being held, because this was the first time that ninjas defeated samurai head-on, and all the samurai were eliminated at once. As the biggest contributor, Xia Hunao was beaten by the ninjas We quickly became confused as we drank and drank in the middle.

Seeing that Xia Hunao couldn't hold on anymore, Mu Zhishui came to Xia Hunao and said softly: "You can't hold it anymore, then don't hold on and go rest."

Double images began to appear in front of Xia Hunao's eyes. He even saw four Mu Zhishui at this glance: "You're right, I think I have to go down and rest for a while. Feng, where can I rest?"

Xia Hunao was already a bit tongue-tied because of his drinking. Fortunately, Rotom was very good at translating Xia Hunao's words.Feng heard Rotom's translation and pointed inside: "The innermost room with a vase at the door is your room."

After Xia Hunao heard this, he staggered into the house while holding on to the wall. Looking at his vain steps, Mu Zhishui was really worried that Xia Hunao would just fall to the ground and fall asleep?

"By the way, Feng, he seems to be the only one living in the direction he went."

Feng nodded: "Yes, because Hu is very kind to us, so we specially chose a secluded place for him to prevent us from disturbing him."

Although Mu Zhisui was full of doubts, he still nodded and continued to celebrate with the ninjas.

Xia Hunao, who entered the house, originally wanted to walk in a straight line, but within a few steps he leaned against the wall and walked inside.Fortunately, the journey was not far, so Xia Hunao did not fall and approached his room safely.

Xia Hunao looked at the open door of his room: "Feng Huan, you are so considerate, you even helped me open the door."

Xia Hunao turned the corner and walked in. He stumbled and fell directly on the tatami.Xia Hunao's head hit the ground, and Jiu's mind, which was already confused, became even more confused.

Shaking his head and getting up, Xia Hunao saw a huge blue shell in his room.Xia Hu Nao confusedly thought it was a pillow, wandered over and threw himself on the big shell.

Midnight passed, at 12:30 pm local time, Xia Hunao woke up with his head pressed down: "Fuck, it's so fucking hard, who did it?"

This is a serious drunk who got drunk. If you feel uncomfortable, don't lie down. Who thinks of a big shell as a pillow and insists on lying on it?You feel so hard when you wake up, you are so shameless.

Xia Hunao felt a little uncomfortable after waking up. He climbed up from the big shell and looked at it: "So where did this thing come from?"

After sleeping for a long time, I still don’t know where this shell came from...

After asking so many questions, Xia Hunao tapped his head with his wrist: "It's strange, is Manying's sake so powerful? Don't they all say that this thing doesn't have much power? Why do I get drunk as soon as I drink it? blur?"

Yes, that thing is really not interesting to people who are struggling around the wine table, but Xia Hunan, don’t you know what your own abilities are?People who have basically no alcohol tolerance still want to drink?

While he was confused, Xia Hunao heard a noise coming from inside the shell. Xia Hunao was startled and thought it was a monster.

"Hu, is it Hu? Could you please open the shell?"

Xia reacted wildly for a long time, and then realized that Mei seemed to be inside the big shell now.Xia Hunao quickly reached out to open the big shell, but the drunk Xia Hunao couldn't open the shell at all.

"Why don't I go find someone else to help me."

"No, you can't find someone else!"

Under Mei's pleading, Xia Hunao struggled a lot before opening the big shell, revealing Mei's true face in Lushan.

Mei was wearing a blue swimsuit, curled up on the shell and watching Xia's mischief.Xia Hunao was stunned for a moment when he saw this scene, then pointed at Mei and asked, "You, what are you doing?"

Mei moved her body. She had been locked in the shell for too long, and her body was already a little numb: "Have you heard of the conch girl?"

Xia Hunao nodded: "Of course I've heard of it. Are you going to play Shell Girl?"

Mei came out of the shell: "Yes, you have helped us so much, and you have been so kind to me. I should repay your kindness."

Seeing Mei wearing only underwear dangling in front of her eyes, Xia Hunao couldn't accept it: "But there is no need for you to dress like this. There are so many people around. What if someone sees her?"

Mei smiled: "Don't worry, our house is independent, there are no other people around, so you can rest assured."

Xia Hunao covered his face. This is what makes it troublesome. There is a man and a woman in a remote place. No matter how this development develops, it will not be right.

Xia Hunao quickly recalled the plot of Conch Girl: "Um, Mei, Mei, you really don't want to marry me and have children like Conch Girl. You have already seduced me once before."

Mei blushed: "Of course not. It's the one I said this morning..."

Xia was confused, what did he say this morning?He was stunned for a long time before he remembered that he had said in the morning that he wanted to slap the warrior who came to lure the enemy.

After reacting, Xia Hunan looked at Mei: "So, you caught that samurai? Where is he?"

Mei saw Xia messing around: "I didn't find the samurai, but that doesn't mean I can't fulfill your wish."

Xia Hunao realized, did Mei want to think of her as that samurai?

"How can this be done? How can I slap a girl?"

Mei didn't say anything, just turned around and knelt down: "Is this okay?"

Although Xia Hunao wanted to say no, but looking at Mei's attitude of shouting if you dare to say no, Xia Hunao decided to find a way...

……

At eight o'clock the next morning, Xia Hunao and Mu Zhishui stood at the gate of the former samurai dojo, now the ninja dojo headquarters. Feng led a group of ninjas to bid farewell to Xia Hunao.Xia Hunao waved to them: "Then I will leave. You are welcome to come to Minglong Kingdom to find me."

Feng Ye waved goodbye to Xia Hunao, but Mei just put her hands behind her back and smiled at Xia Hunao.

After leaving the ninja dojo, Xia Hunao and Mu Zhishui continued to wander in the mountains.The wind pointed out to them the nearest direction to Sakura Capital, and told them that along this direction, they could reach Sakura Capital in just a few days.

Walking on the mountain road, Xia Hunao held the strap of his backpack with both hands. Mu Zhishui asked: "Xia Hunao, what are you carrying in your backpack? Why are you so precious about this bag all of a sudden?"

Xia Hunan smiled: "It's nothing, there's nothing in it."