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Xia Hunao and Feng quickly confirmed the idea of ​​taking advantage of his illness to kill him and get rid of all these warriors as soon as possible.The three men escorted a large group of warriors back to the dojo. Inside the dojo, Mei had summoned all the ninjas in the dojo.

Xia Hunao looked at the dozen or so people in front of him: "Feng, we won't go. Firstly, we are not ninjas and cannot participate casually. It just happened to happen. Secondly, if we stay here, we can also help you look after a house or something." "

Feng also knew that no matter how ninjas and samurai fought, there was no room for Xia Hunao to participate. Xia Hunao found an excuse to guard the gate for them, which was already a very powerful reinforcement.

Feng glanced at Mei: "Mei, you also accompany Mr. Hu and others to guard the dojo."

Mei asked dissatisfied: "Why, I am also a ninja, and I also want to participate in this mission!"

Xia Hunao understood that Feng made this arrangement because he was worried that something might happen to Mei, so Xia Hunao explained: "Mei, you have an important mission. Feng has taken all the ninjas out, so that we are the only ones left in your dojo. Two. You don’t plan on letting us two unrelated people guard the house. It’s too much to not have an important ninja.”

Xia Hunao successfully let Mei stay in the ninja dojo. Watching Feng leading the "captives" to find the samurai's base, Xia Hunao clasped his fists and said nondescriptly: "I wish you all good luck in martial arts."

……

Feng took the ninjas away, while Xia was lying idle under the eaves of the dojo, looking at Mei who was kneeling beside her: "Mei, don't be so nervous. Relax, they may not come yet, why are you so nervous?" How can it be done?"

Mei clasped her hands on her knees: "This is the first time I have carried out such a mission after becoming an official ninja. I can't let Feng down."

Xia Hunao leaned against the pillar of the house: "Let me ask, what is the hatred between you and the samurai?"

Mei sat upright and told Xia Hunao a story.

It is said that in ancient times hundreds of years ago, the ancestors of their line of ninjas and that line of samurai were brothers.The two brothers had a good relationship, but because of a flood in their hometown, they had to leave their hometown to seek life outside.

One of them went south and the other went north. The elder brother became a ninja and became a ninja, while the younger brother became a samurai as he wished.Later, when the Elf War broke out, the organizations the two brothers belonged to supported different forces, and they met on the battlefield.

Xia Hunao asked: "So? The two of them can't just turn against each other."

Mei shook her head: "No, because they didn't want to turn against each other, they both left the forces they supported and returned to their hometowns at the same time."

Xia Hunao blinked: "She's living in seclusion? Isn't this quite harmonious? It's gratifying, it's gratifying."

"It was originally like this. After the brothers returned to their hometown, they established their own dojo. The samurai and ninjas also helped the villagers. But one day, a lost woman came to the village."

Xia Hunao nodded: "Okay, I understand, you don't need to say anything. This woman must have incited the two brothers to fight. The two leaders turned against each other because of a woman, and the samurai dojo and the ninja dojo started fighting directly. This fight It just takes hundreds of years, right?"

Mei nodded: "That's right."

Xia Hunao sighed: "Because a woman fights like this, is it because of that woman's beauty that brings disaster, or because the two leaders have no brains?"

As soon as Xia Hunao finished speaking, he saw Mei and Mu Zhishui staring at Xia Hunao at the same time.Mu Zhishui said with a deadpan smile: "That woman can instigate the two brothers to turn against each other, and you can provoke the two of us to beat you up. It's not easy for you."

Xia Hunan rolled over to the ground, squatted down and held his head: "Can you hit me gently and not slap me in the face?"

Xia Hunao's pitiful expression made Mu Zhishui and Mei both happy: "Okay, I won't tease you anymore."

Xia Hunao then poked his head out from beside the floor: "Really?"

As a result, as soon as he poked his head out, Mei and Mu Zhishui came over with two pink fists, hitting Xia Hunao directly in the eye.Xia Hunao fell back and started to roll and act: "Oh, no, I killed someone!"

……

Ten minutes later, Xia Hunao lay idle on the floor again: "So, your two families have been fighting here for hundreds of years? Nothing special happened?"

Mei continued to tell stories to Xia Hunan and Mu Zhishui.

The two brothers knew each other too well, so although the two groups fought back and forth for several years, they never found any opportunity to eliminate their opponents in one go. Later, for some unknown reason, the two brothers made an appointment to duel in the mountains. , but he didn’t come back for several days.When people from the two dojos found them, they only found their bodies.

Both sides agreed that the other side had killed their leader, so the battle escalated. Originally it was just a small-scale friction, but as soon as the successor leader took office, it turned into an all-out war, with both sides fighting to the death whenever they met.It was not until decades later that the two leaders of both sides agreed not to interfere with each other, so they separated a certain distance and lived their own lives.

The war started again decades ago. The leader of the samurai dojo believed that after more than a hundred years of rest, the ninjas had declined and were not worthy of their continued attention, so they started to cause trouble. However, in the past few decades, because With the rapid development of science and technology, both samurai and ninjas have gradually faded out of people's sight. However, the ninja dojo is very demanding, but the samurai are almost like gangsters.

Xia Hunao nodded: "That's right. In terms of combat effectiveness, Feng and the others are definitely ahead. However, because they have changed from warriors to gangsters, they will become more unreasonable, so they can do anything. If Feng and the others want to be careful."

After hearing what Xia Hunao said, Mei became even more worried. Looking at Mei who looked nervous, Xia Hunao picked up the foam chinchilla and said, "I told you to calm down. How can you do this? Just let's fight. "

Mei and Mu Zhishui were stunned: "Battle?"

Xia Hunao nodded: "Yes, let's fight. Maybe you can relax a little bit like this."

Mei stood up and tried to stand up, but she fell forward unsteadily. Xia Hunao held Mei in his arms: "Be careful, what's going on?"

"I've been sitting for too long, and my legs are a little numb."

After a while, the battle between Xia Hunao and Mei was finally about to begin. At this moment, a man wearing a ninja uniform rushed into the ninja dojo: "Sorry, Chief Feng is surrounded. I hope you can go and support him." one time."

Hearing that Feng was surrounded, Mei panicked for a moment, while Xia Hunao touched his chin and glanced at the man in ninja uniform, then slammed the floor: "Impossible, absolutely impossible, I am obviously at the samurai's place We have arranged several undercover agents, could it be said that they have all been dug out?"

Listening to Xia Hunao's fluent Man Ying language, Mu Zhishui and Mei were stunned. What is going on?Xia Hunao can also speak Manying language?

Xia Hunao finished patting the floor and said to the ninja: "Go back and shout, Sato-kun, now is the time for you to make a contribution. This way you can relieve the siege."

After Xia Hunao said this, the ninja ran back directly.I don’t know what I’m going back for.And Xia Hunao looked at the ninja's back: "As expected."

"That ninja is a samurai in disguise?"

"Well, although I haven't been here much, I already know most of the ninjas in the dojo. They are not as individual as before."

Mei came over and asked, "When did you become able to speak Manying language?"

Xia Hunao took off the earphones from his ears, and then showed the phone screen to Mu Zhishui and Mei: "Do you understand now? You want to learn Manying dialect in a few days, do you think I am a god?"

Mu Zhishui took a closer look and saw that there was a translation software on the phone screen. It turned out that those words just now were translated using the translation software.Xia Hunao breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, the secret was almost exposed."

Mu Zhishui asked: "Then what happened to Sato-kun?"

Speaking of this, Xia Hunao scratched his head: "In my memory, Sato is a surname with a lot of people in Manying, so I will bet on whether there are any samurai named Sato."

Mei also asked: "Then what if there is no samurai named Sato?"

Xia Hunao picked up the phone again and slid his thumb down casually: "This is what you will do if you lose the bet."

The screen of the mobile phone clearly read: Bastard, of course it’s a pseudonym, so hurry up and go!

Ki Zhishui and Mei applauded: "Awesome, this is the first time I have seen such a thing."

Xia Hunao seemed a little reluctant: "I still hope he will ask, so that I can slap him openly. This feeling is still very good."

Mu Zhishui smiled: "Aren't you afraid that he will turn his back on you and attack you?"

Xia Hunao thought for a moment: "Me? I'm not afraid. With you two here, what else can he do to me?"

"So what if he has reinforcements? Do you think we can stop him with just a few of us?"

"Let's talk about it then. But using this method means that they are actually at a disadvantage over there. Otherwise, there is no need to deceive and bring people in directly."

Saying that, Xia Hunao sighed and looked at his hands: "Damn it, if I had known, I would have slapped him first and then asked him to pass the order."

Hearing what Xia Hunao said, Mei smiled, then came to Xia Hunao, and said to Xia Hunao when Mu Zhishui was not paying attention: "If you really want to take action, I can cooperate with you."

Just as Xia Hunao was about to say something, he was interrupted by another person rushing in: "We won, we won, a complete victory. Chief Feng asked me to notify the three of us to gather."

Xia Hunao stood up and whispered, "We'll talk about it tonight." Then he looked at the ninja and said, "Song, let's go. I have to go and congratulate Feng."