The Pokémon Goofing Around

Xia Hunao still has a small problem that he can't quite figure out, that is, even an elf of the lowest level can forcibly eat an Origin Supernova explosion, and then simply lose the ability to fight and just recover.Why was he beaten into a cripple all of a sudden when it was his turn?

The systematic explanation for this is this: This is because of the difference in the biological systems of elves and trainers.Human physiological structure and genetics determine that humans cannot be as outrageous as elves.And because humans can use tools, there is definitely one rule in the spirit demon star: the attacks of elves on humans are extremely effective.

Regarding this answer that was completely outside the scope of Xia Hunao's knowledge, Xia Hunao nodded and dismissed the question.Now he has to deal with another problem: How should he live as a waste with only subjective initiative from the neck up?Is it possible that he will starve to death here?

Xia Hunao's brain was working rapidly, and he came up with a solution: "Meng Meng, can you help me call everyone out of the elf ball?"

Meng Meng accurately used his telekinesis to touch the three pokeballs on Xia Hunao's waist, and released Guagua and the others.Gua Gua and the others were startled when they saw Xia Hu Nao like this. They jumped over and asked Xia Hu Nao what was going on.Although Xia Hunao couldn't understand a word, it didn't affect Xia Hunao's understanding of everyone's meaning: "Okay, I'm fine. I just have to trouble everyone to take care of me for a while."

Looking at the elves who felt sorry for him, Xia Hunao suddenly realized that in his current state, he had to tell his girlfriends and others anything.But when Xia Hunao asked Guagua to take his phone out of his pocket, he realized that his phone was missing.It seems that it was blown into powder in the origin supernova explosion just now...

Now it's troublesome. Classmate Xia Hunao has become a lost cause. It is estimated that he will not be able to contact anyone for a long time.Originally, Xia Hunao wanted to beg Meng Meng and ask him to hand over a letter from home or something, but when he thought of touching Meng Meng's tail and making him angry, he didn't dare to ask.

Fortunately, the dreamy cutie is considerate: "It won't take long for you to be fine. Don't worry too much."

In this way, Xia Hunao began a life of recuperation living in a dream space.

Although it was said to be a life of recuperation, classmate Xia Hunao was not treated as a sick person. He only enjoyed the knee pillow of the cute girl in a floral skirt that Dream had turned into for less than an hour before it was replaced by a wooden pillow made by Gua Gua and the others.

The comfort of a wooden pillow and the comfort of a girl's knee pillow are completely different concepts, but what if you let Xia act recklessly?Shamelessly enjoying a dreamy lap pillow?Mew is happy but Chaomeng is not.

Lying on the wooden pillow, Xia Hu's first meal was just simple tree juice. There was no way, in this space, he could only find tree juice, and he was in such a state that he couldn't eat anything else.

After trying her best to drink the tree juice that Dianxi handed over, Xia laughed and said to Dianxi, "Dianxi is so good."

Dianxi put her head under Xia Hunao's hand and rubbed Xia Hunao's hand. In this way, she enjoyed Xia Hunao's head-slapping service.

After eating, Xia Hunao was lying here alone. Guagua was called away by Chaomeng, not knowing what he was doing.The shelling ninja was officially suspected by Xia Hunao of having the blood of the King of Leave because it fell asleep while floating in the air.Diancie went out to find fruit for him.As for Mengmeng, this naughty and restless guy has gone wild again.

Xia Hunao looked at the pink sky and suddenly missed the Rotom Illustrated Book: "System, do you think the Rotom Illustrated Book would be more lively if it were next to me now?"

The system simulated the scene of a Rotom illustration for him, and Xia Hunao gave up this damn idea: "Forget it, finally be quiet for a while, so don't make yourself uncomfortable."

After saying this, Xia Hunao started to make trouble with the system again: "System, you are the only one I can rely on now. When do you think I can get better?"

The system posted a picture of the human skeleton: "How should I put it? Look at this."

There are only two simple red and blue colors on the human skeleton diagram, and the blue part is only Xia Hunao's head.

"You should also know about your current physical condition. Only your head, that is, your skull, is still normal. The other bones in your body are almost damaged. Although they are slowly recovering under the influence of this space, Meng Meng is not a full-time wet nurse after all. I It will probably take more than three months to fully recover and be able to run and jump."

After hearing this, Xia Hunao asked: "More than three months? Does it take that long? Wait, system, you can't just put it on for a hundred days without breaking the bones. That's outrageous."

The system smiled awkwardly: "Well, I am not using the system on humans. If you ask me how long it will take for a seriously injured elf to recover, then I can give you accurate data, even down to the second. But you are a human being, and I have no research on the structure of the human body."

"Forget it, I'll take a nap first and call me when the elf comes back."

"Host, I have some good news here. Do you want to hear it?"

The system's words made Xia Hunan sleep in vain: "Good news, I'm already like this, what's the good news?"

"Ah, one is that your synchronization rate with Guagua and Dianxi has increased significantly."

Hearing this, Xia Hunao became excited, and all the broken bones in his body also became excited, and then started to hurt...

Seeing Xia's mischief at this moment, the system sighed: "Isn't this life-saving? Why are you so excited? Where do you have the capital to be excited now?"

Xia Hu was in pain for a long time, and then the severe pain slowly subsided: "System, why does the synchronization rate increase significantly?"

The system looked at the sweaty Xia Wanbao: "You should take it easy, what if you lose your life again? Let me explain to you, things like synchronization rate are originally accumulated slowly bit by bit. But didn’t you die once before? A large number of synchronization rates broke out in an instant. Dianxi’s synchronization rate is already close to [-]. As for Guagua, it has exceeded [-] and is heading towards a thousand.”

After hearing this, Xia Hunao became excited again. Fortunately, the system stopped him: "Stop, stop, stop getting excited. This is not good for recovery."

Xia Hunao calmed down and asked: "With a synchronization rate of [-], can we prepare for bond evolution?"

The system shook its head: "What a beautiful idea you have. It is impossible for the bond to evolve until the synchronization rate is full. Even if the synchronization rate reaches the first line, it only unlocks the bond evolution. The evolution condition is to defeat an opponent, and only Can evolve into a chaotic state possessed by water."

"What? This is the only way you can evolve?"

"As you crazily increase your second synchronization rate, the conditions for bond evolution will become easier and simpler, and the degree of evolution completion will become higher and higher. Just save it slowly."

After hearing this, Xia Hunao sighed: "Let's talk about it then. I can't possibly let Chaomeng and Mew kill me again for the sake of synchronization rate."

"I think your idea is actually quite good..."

"you……"

"There are other ways. When you played against Chaomeng before, the synchronization rate between you and them also increased very quickly. You may not be able to fight a few more times in the future."

"Fight against Mewtwo and Mew? Challenge to level [-]? Don't be ridiculous..."

While they were arguing, Dian Xi came back. Seeing Dian Xi's tired look, Xia Hu Nao felt distressed: "Little princess, what are you doing? Didn't you say you were going to find tree fruits?"

The little princess held up a blood-red diamond with both hands and placed it on Xia Hunao's chest.

"What is this Dianxi?"

"This is the life diamond condensed by Dianxi for you. The large amount of life force it emits can speed up the recovery of your injuries."

Xia Hunao tilted his head and looked at Dianxi: "Dianxi, put this diamond on my arm. I can touch your head if you recover quickly."

Dianxi nodded, placed the life diamond on Xia Hunao's elbow, and moved her head to Xia Hunao's hand again.

When one person and one elf were exuding a pink aura like love, Chaomeng came back with Guagua. Seeing Guagua covered in injuries, Xia Hunao was stunned: "Guagua, what are you doing?"

Xia Hunao took another look at Mewtwo. She was evolving into Mewtwo Y, and it seemed that she was undergoing special training by Guagua.

Xia Hunao asked the system: "System, Guagua is going to special training, right?"

"Well, the level has risen again, and he is about to evolve into a Koga ninja frog."

Xia Hunao thanked Chaomeng and said, "Sister Meng, thank you."

Chaomeng turned his head away with a rare blush and ignored Xia's nonsense.

"Sister Meng turns out to be so cute sometimes. She's so cute that I can't bear it."

The system looked at Xia Hunan with disdain: "Host, if you have a feeling, don't use your heart, just say it directly. See if your sister Meng can beat you to death."

Just as he was talking, a wormhole suddenly spread out in the sky, and Dream's pink shadow floated in. In Dream's little hand, he was holding several things that exuded huge energy.

Meng Meng came to Xia Hunao and put all these things on Xia Hunao: "You need to take good care of your injuries and get well soon."

Although Xia Hunao couldn't see what these things were, he could ask: "Miss Dreamy, what are these things?"

"I asked for this feather from Phoenix King, and this one was given to me by Xerneas. And this jar was given to me by Diedie. You should get well soon."

Looking at the various props on his body filled with life energy, Xia Hunao persuaded Meng Meng: "Thank you for your concern, I will get better soon."

Looking at Xia Hunao absorbing life energy little by little, his dreamy heart suddenly drifted to Xia Hunao's hand and stretched out his tail: "Can I give you a touch of my tail so that I can apologize to you?"