The Pokémon Goofing Around

Dreamy just said this and hid far away. She didn't want to be affected by Chaomeng's wave missile.

After Chaomeng knew what Mew said, he angrily gave up long-range attacks and started to fight short. He came directly to Guagua and punched Guagua.Guagua was knocked away by a punch, but fortunately, he twisted his body in the air in time and stabilized himself.

"Guagua, are you okay?"

Guagua nodded towards Xia Hunan and then continued to fight.

"System, call up Chaomeng's attribute values ​​for me. System, system?"

Xia yelled a few times, and then the system posted Chaomeng's data belatedly.

Xia Hunao asked: "You are not going to have trouble suppressing the rules of this space, are you? Is the delay a bit too outrageous?"

The system shook its head: "No, I won't answer you because I think it's more appropriate for you not to look at this attribute."

Xia Hunao only glanced at it and then shut up. His level was in three digits.Go to TM’s properties and stop looking!Even if all of Mewtwo's attributes are at the lowest level, a level 100 Mewtwo can still fight with all his strength. In addition, Dianxi can solve the problem with a wave of missiles. Is this a hammer?

However, Xia Hunao turned around and glanced at Guagua. He had just received a punch and it seemed that his health bar had not changed much. This was a little unscientific.

"System, have you analyzed Chaomeng's punch?"

"I didn't analyze that punch, but the wave missile just now was a bit strange."

"How to say?"

"As expected of a level [-] Mewtwo, she can shoot even a wave missile with any power."

Xia Hunao instantly had a new understanding of Chaomeng's combat power.Although the damage of elves fluctuates, apart from various fixed values ​​such as attribute compatibility, the fluctuation coefficient generally fluctuates between 0.85 and 1. This fluctuation value depends on the training of the elves on both sides and the specific circumstances of the battle.

Xia Hunao has seen relatively strong elves before, who can control all their attacks to maintain the upper limit of one, but this is the first time he has seen someone like Chaomeng who can not only lower the fluctuation coefficient, but also the power of his moves.In other words, if Chaomeng wants to, he can scrape Guagua and Dianxi to death.

"Chaomeng didn't kill me, so it's time for me to stop practicing martial arts. Guagua, use the freezing light, Dianxi, let's catch Miss Mew and threaten Chaomeng!"

Elves & System:? ? ?

You've stopped doing human affairs, right? Now you're reduced to taking hostages to threaten the elves?

But Xia Hu Nao knows how to get things done, and he has the same idea, that is, he wants to take advantage of Chaomeng's seemingly doting on Mew.

I saw him put his hands in front of his mouth and made a trumpet gesture: "Meng Meng, let's play the story of a hero saving the princess, Chaomeng is here to save you!"

Mengmeng's big eyes rolled, and then he happily floated behind Xia Hunao, making a cute and pitiful expression to ask Chaomeng to save her.

When Chaomeng saw that Mew was being fooled by Xia Hunan, he sped up his movements by another level, dodged directly behind Dianxi and punched the little princess into the sky.

"Tiancie!"

As Xia Hunao shouted, the keys in Xia Hunao's pocket shone with light. Xia Hunao took out her cell phone and calmed down: "The two hearts are connected, and they are destined to be together. The royal pink princess is here. Dian Xi, mega evolution!"

With Dianxi's mega evolution, Mewtwo also stopped moving and didn't know what he was doing.Xia Hunao was just thinking when he saw Meng Meng floating out and shouting: "Mewtwo! Mega evolution!"

Xia Hunao was surprised when he heard Meng Meng shouting, Mewtwo mega evolution?It's already difficult enough to deal with, but how can it be defeated after it evolves like this?But can Mewtwo himself directly mega evolve?This is truly an incredible discovery.

Seeing Mewtwo transform into Mega Mewtwo

Mew tilted her head: "Is Mew really that powerful?"

Xia nodded wildly: "Of course, Meng Meng is so awesome."

Xia Hunao's two words immediately broke Chaomeng's power. He suddenly changed from being Mew's "guardian" to being an elf subdued by "trainer" Mew. How could this be possible? Look at Mew's very proud look. Chaomeng decided to take care of his "little wife at home" first.

Chaomeng rushed behind Xia Hunao and immediately hugged Meng Meng back. He nodded Meng Meng's head gently, and his beloved wife Meng Meng had no choice but to fall to the ground aggrievedly.

"Dianxi, magic shines! Guagua, freezing beam!"

While Chaomeng was educating his disobedient dream, Xia Hunao directed the little princess and Guagua to attack.Chaomeng just turned his head and took a look, and both the magic flash and the freezing beam dissipated instantly.

"System, what was that just now?"

"Psychic Break directly acts on the Freeze Beam and Magic Shine, breaking both skills at once."

"Mewtwo is Mewtwo, it's terrible."

Chaomeng, who was attacked by Xia Hunuo in an unexpected way, was also a little angry. He came over and struck hard, defeating both Dianxi and Guagua with three punches and two kicks.

Xia Hunao went over to hold Guagua and Dianxi in his arms and looked at Chaomeng. Chaomeng exited the state of mega evolution and felt a little embarrassed when he saw Xia Hunao glaring at him.

Mengmeng glanced at Chaomeng unhappily, and then came to Xia Hunao, spreading a colorful halo, waking up Guagua and Dianxi.

Seeing Guagua and Dianxi waking up, Xia Hunao hugged them both: "It's okay, it's okay."

After putting Gua Gua and the others into the elf ball, Xia Hunao looked at Meng Meng, who floated upwards and came to Xia Hu Nao holding his tail: "I'm sorry about that, Chaomeng didn't mean it."

Xia Hunao nodded: "I know, but thank you Mew, you are so awesome, Mew."

Saying that, Xia Hunao hugged Meng Meng and gently touched Meng Meng's head.This was the first time that Meng Meng felt Xia Hunao's head-touching attack, and the effect was outstanding. He leaned into Xia Hunao's arms with some joy. Although Chaomeng didn't know if he was jealous, he didn't take action after all.

But Xia Hunao subconsciously went wrong when he used the head-touching kill on Meng Meng. His left hand was touching Meng Meng's cute head, and his right hand accidentally grabbed Meng Meng's tail and pinched it...

The experience and lessons of countless shit-sweepers tell us that you cannot touch the tail of an animal casually. Even if you are its owner, it is best to be careful.Xia Hunao not only touched it, but also pinched it. Meng Meng only felt a pain in his tail, and then he ran away from Xia Hunao's arms and touched his own tail distressedly.

Xia Hunan smiled awkwardly and took two steps back to escape, but his movements were nowhere compared to Mewtwo. Mewtwo directly mega-evolved and transformed into Mewtwo.

The subtext of this action is: let your sister Meng show you how awesome she is.

Xia Hunao waved his hands: "No, this Sister Meng, please listen to my explanation. I didn't mean it."

Seeing that Chaomeng was about to use his spirit to break him, Xia Hunao quickly begged Meng Meng that as long as Meng Meng spoke, Chao Meng would not kill him.

But Mewful rubbed his tail and put it behind his back, raising his hand not knowing what to do.

"Holy shit, host, run, this is the origin of a supernova explosion!"

Xia Hunao ran away after hearing this. As he ran, he asked: "System, this is the dreamy Z-move..."

As soon as he said this, Xia Hunao lost consciousness and his vision went dark.

……

I don't know how long it took, Xia Hunao slowly opened his eyes, looked at the pink sky, and smelled the sweet fragrance in the air. Xia Hunao realized that he was still in the space of dreams and super dreams.

Xia Hunao moved his head slightly, and felt a violent tearing sensation in his head, which made Xia Hunao scream in agony.

Two small white hands were placed next to Xia Hunao's temples and rubbed gently: "Your brain has been shattered by Chaomeng's spirit. You haven't recovered yet, so don't move around."

Xia Hunao slowly moved his head, and then he realized that he was lying on a girl's lap. There should be a pink floral skirt under his head.

"A dream is a dream..."

"Well, I read your memory. You humans seem to like this."

Xia Nao grinned weakly: "Oh, thank you for saving me."

"Although Chaomeng and I were very aggressive, it was because you touched my tail casually!"

"It's my fault, don't be angry Mew."

"If I were angry, I wouldn't save you, and you would have died there."

Xia Hunao smiled awkwardly: "Where is my sister Meng?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a tall girl with a good figure walking over holding a handful of fruits.

Xia was stunned for a moment, and then realized that there could be no living person besides him in this space. This must be Sister Meng.

But Xia Hunao was still a little scared when she saw Chaomeng. After all, he had just "molested" her little wife.

Chaomeng put the tree fruit next to Xia Hunao angrily, and then sat aside.Xia Hunao just wanted to get up but found that only his head seemed to be moving, and he seemed to have no feeling below his neck.

"I, this is me?"

"You are basically useless. After a move of mental strength and an origin supernova explosion, you are already looking good like this." The system only appeared at this time to answer his question.

"So, I'm useless, right?"

Xia Nao twitched his lips, "If I had known this, I might as well have been killed by the Origin Supernova explosion."

"Originally, Guagua and Dianxi were dueling against Mewtwo. Unexpectedly, in the end, you were being beaten up by two mythical beasts, Mewtwo and Mew."

Hearing what the system said, Xia Hunao curled his lips, and then asked: "System, I have another question, can you explain it to me?"