I became Piktao’s elf

At the beginning, Ming Shiyin followed Lan to the blue zone.

You don't need to do anything else in this round of Hanamaki, you just need to follow An Lan.

But what's disgusting is that the charming Sima Yi doesn't even take a position in the middle.

She ignored the middle route and followed the two of them directly to the blue zone!

It seems that he wants to grab blue or gain experience.

"Damn it, I can't bear it anymore!" Hanamaki got angry and came up immediately.

Not to mention anything else, just say that when professional players usually enter the fifth row of teams during live entertainment, no one greets them warmly, licks them, and asks for a friend seat to express their admiration.

Forget it that I was scolded bloody by Sima Yi today. Brother Lan and I ignored you, but you came here to disgust us?

"Do you have a serious illness? I don't care about it. Just come in and hang up. Don't disgust your father here!"

Before An Lan had time to stop him, Huamuan blurted out, and Sima Yi in the middle immediately exploded!

"What kind of bastard are you? Do you still have the nerve to scold me?"

"You're kicking your nose in the face, right? Do you still have the heart to scold a girl?"

"Fuck you, I'm your breast!"

"I'm not very good at playing the game, but I'm pretty good at nagging!"

The charming girl sprayed five times in one second, which made Hanamaki's little face turn red and turned into a high-temperature Rambo!

"Stop talking, baby, we can win if we fight hard. After the fight, I will buy you the new Yaomei skin!" Mingbo, who was in the bottom lane, couldn't stand his girlfriend's words anymore. This was his only way. .

Because as soon as he spoke, the charming girl only focused on scolding him, which diverted her attention from scolding others!

Seeing that his charming sister was belittling Mingbo again, An Lan couldn't stand it anymore. He turned on the microphone and said, "I'm not a brother. I just want to ask, what are you doing with her?"

On the other side, Mingbo in the rental house was stunned after hearing An Lan's question, but he still said: "Brother, I don't want anything. She is my girlfriend. Although she has a bad temper, she is actually a very good girl. .”

"Don't worry about them sowing discord!" The sweet girl's voice was completely gone, leaving only the shrew's harsh roar: "You have no house, no car, no savings, there are so many people chasing me, and I'm still renting a house with you. Li! Why are you dissatisfied? Ang? Can you tell yourself?"

Mingbo: "Yes, yes, honey, I don't have the ability, I'm sorry. I will try my best."

"Haha, work hard?" My sister seemed to have heard a big joke, "I have watched you work hard for four years, and you are still like this!"

"More than 20,000 yuan a month sounds good, but where is this? Can you afford a house in Guangzhou?"

"I..." Mingbo felt aggrieved, "Didn't I give you my salary as soon as it was paid? Didn't you say that if we save together and work hard for five years, we can pay the down payment? It's been four years now!"

An Lan clearly heard it. After Mingbo finished speaking, the girl opposite's voice was obviously stagnant.

He turned off the mic, and then said to the camera in the live broadcast room: "Brother, watch out, this time it's An Lan, the master of emotion, who will solve my doubts online."

"After Sun Shangxiang said this, the woman was obviously confused! This shows that she definitely didn't save any money and spent all of Sun Shangxiang's salary in the past four years! She was absolutely panicked when she thought that next year would be the fifth year when she should pay the down payment!"

"Brother Lan, what's next for this woman?" Hanamaki asked shamelessly from the side.

"Well... it's very simple." An Lan said with a smile: "As expected, after thinking about it for a while, she became even more angry and hysterical! Just to change the topic!"

Sure enough, after being silent for two minutes, the girl started yelling in the mail!

"You Mingbo, I'm really blind!"

"We have been together for four years, and you are so fussy with me?"

"I helped you save money. Your monthly salary of 20,000 yuan and the 100,000 yuan you saved in the first year have not been touched at all!"

"What are you doing now? Doubting me? You are so cruel to me!"

The audience in the live broadcast room were shocked when they heard the cute girl's slap in the voice, especially when they saw An Lan's "What did I say?" expression, they were even more amazed.

"Damn it, 6666 has learned a lot, Lan Gou is still proficient in this?"

"I understand why sometimes when I try to reason with my girlfriend about an obvious thing, she suddenly starts crying or going over old scores! It turns out that all women are like this."

"Get out of here, are you trying to reason with your girlfriend? Are you a pig?"

"I am a woman, but this woman went too far. I could clearly feel that she was lying. Her boyfriend believed her and gave her his salary. He had worked hard to save the money for four years, but soon after the fifth year, he found out that he had not saved any money. Stay? I'm afraid this man will collapse!"

"Sigh...it's better for Lanbao. Mom will give Lanbao money to spend."

"..."

"Ahem, thank you sisters." An Lan raised his fist towards the live broadcast room, and then said to Hanamaki: "This kind of woman is obviously spoiled by that man, there is no need for us to argue. Evil people will be punished by evil people!" "

"It's okay, Brother Lan, I don't think it's interesting anymore. This woman's ability to stand up to a savage man is unparalleled!" Hanamaki smiled and chatted with An Lan.

Just strolling around and talking and laughing, under the control of An Lan and Hanamaki, Lan was already 5-0-0 in less than five minutes.

Due to the interference brought by Mingshi, the two of them just jumped over the tower at will when they reached the fourth level.

There is no need to communicate too much. Just relying on tacit understanding, two professional players will kill each other in the Star Division.

It seems that the old master brothers who are fighting against each other have the same idea as the two of them. Seeing that the jungler and support are obviously in double queue, they are still so C.

The old master didn't show off and have fun. Although Sun Shangxiang was sprayed by his girlfriend, he was still busy with his hands and apologized very skillfully.

Apparently this situation had happened countless times and he was no longer surprised.

Only Sima Yi in the middle was hiding behind the tower and wandering around blindly. He was obviously out of position but was afraid of being idle, so he was moving blindly while spraying people.

An Lan was not polite. After clearing the jungle and catching people, he went to the middle lane to grab the wave line.

He turned off the microphone anyway, so he couldn't hear Sima Yi spitting shit.

It was Hanamaki who put on headphones and suffered alone.

An Lan originally thought that this would be fine, so he ignored her and took down the game and directly reported her and pulled her down.

Unexpectedly, Sima Yi did not intend to let him go.

Seeing herself hanging up, the situation was getting better and better. The sweet girl who secretly played games during overtime hours at the company couldn't help it anymore.

She directly opened her mouth and cursed: "You have the nerve to play on the horse? Your girlfriend was bullied, and you are laning in the bottom lane?"

"You are Shabi, go back and hang up!"

She couldn't help it when she saw Mingbo still having fun in the bottom lane, and came up to give Mingbo a scolding.

"I was wrong, baby, aren't you in the promotion competition?"

"I have to fight hard. Just rest. I can win this round!"

Mingbo lit up a two-and-a-half-dollar cigarette in the rental house with a look of grievance.

"I'll borrow you tonight, let's go eat and fish at the bottom of the sea, okay? Don't be angry, baby, you're a king today!"

"And don't you have your eye on a bag? I'll buy it for you too!"

After hearing that she bought the bag, Jiaomei didn't criticize him anymore. After a while, she said coldly: "Then you should write a gift letter when you buy it!"