I became Piktao’s elf

Inside a dilapidated rental house in Guangzhou

"Forehead..."

Hearing the questioning voice from the fifth floor, the boy who was sitting on the sofa playing black and white games with his girlfriend felt helpless.

His name is Mingbo, and he is an ordinary migrant worker who stayed in Guangzhou after graduating from university.

He is handsome, thin, and wears glasses with thick lenses. He is a programmer.

The girl who trolls in the game is his colleague in the company, and he is also the sweetheart that he chased for a year. His name is Jiaomei.

Jiaomei is the receptionist of the company. From the first day when Mingbo joined the company, to be honest, she fell in love at first sight.

After all, which man can refuse an urban beauty in black stockings and high heels dressed as an OL?

But he didn't know why, but they had been together for three years and known each other for four years.

The sweet girl who was gentle, reserved and ladylike when she was chasing her seemed like a different person since she was with him.

Every day when I go out, I still look new and beautiful, but when I'm at home, the two giant pandas almost droop down to their legs!

Forget it, there are other things that make Mingbo feel doubtful about life.

For example, the black stockings and high-heeled shoes that made Akihiro yearn for, he only knew the person of Tama's virginity.

I wear this when I go to work or go shopping. When I get home, I look unkempt + 80s cotton pajamas!

Mingbo couldn't bear it anymore and had a quarrel with his sister, but he was justified in his argument.

"You are such a shameless person that you didn't dare to say a harsh word when you were chasing me. Now you are still quarreling with me?"

"Isn't it uncomfortable to wear that thing? Aren't you tired to wear high heels? I've been working all day, standing for six hours out of eight hours a day!"

"It doesn't matter if you don't feel bad at all, why don't you let me wear it when you come back?"

"Wearing too much makeup is bad for your skin. Can't you remove it when you come back?"

"Isn't it cold in those silk pajamas? If you have money, you can buy a villa. If you don't feel cold in a shabby rental house, why don't I feel cold?"

"..."

Mingbo is speechless with his continuous scolding!

But even so, thinking that he was indeed the one he wanted, Mingbo still stayed with his sister for three years.

These are all fine, the most important thing is the character.

After falling in love, the reserved and elegant girl disappeared.

Nowadays, you can use swear words when you open or close your mouth, especially when playing games.

Although Mingbo also slanders others when playing games, he does it at home without turning on the mic, and it is reasonable for boys to slander others.

But the charming girl doesn't care, she has been scolded countless times for some inexplicable reasons!

For example, this time, I chose Angela after I decided to do it, and I didn’t pre-select other heroes.

As a result, after banning Zhen Ji on the fourth floor, she was no longer able to do it, and started to troll people on a regular basis.

And after that quarrel, Jiaomei started to become more aggressive and pick on him.

The most common thing I say is, "You are an incompetent poor guy. Why are you dissatisfied when I am with you?"

As time went by, Mingbo didn't realize that he had accepted this fact.

He also secretly visited Tieba and saw several posts about himself and his sister.

Little sister doesn’t even know that they have become veritable ghosts in the canyon!

Fortunately, Jiaomei likes to change her name, so every once in a while she and Mingbo will change their couple names.

This also resulted in the matter not completely breaking out, and Mingbo did not tell her who made him fall in love miserably with this woman he was not worthy of.

Seeing the rational question from the fifth floor, Mingbo hesitated for a moment...but thinking that his sister was on duty in the company today, he still said: "I'm sorry, brother, my partner is in a bad mood today, I want to apologize to you on her behalf." .right..."

"What a show!"

As soon as he opened his mouth, he was rudely interrupted by the charming girl!

"I really didn't expect it. Your girlfriend was bullied and you still apologized to her? Are you a big injustice? Huh?" The girl was full of anger when facing her boyfriend in the wheat, "You have no money. Forget about being ugly, I’m really blind. If you bully me with outsiders today, will we break up tomorrow? Ang?"

"Baby, don't be angry, I was wrong." Mingbo immediately apologized, "I'm sorry, baby, you choose Angela, I will help you."

.......

In the WB base, An Lan and Hanamaki faced each other, and they both saw three question marks on the other side's head!

"???"

"Isn't this too... too weird?" Hanamaki couldn't help but said: "Is this man a dog licker? Or what's going on? Even lovers can't be unreasonable, right?"

"Uh... forget it, I don't want to meet the shrew." An Lan shook his head and smiled bitterly, wondering what was going on, and he turned off everyone's microphone.

Isn’t it okay if I don’t listen to you beeping?

When Hanamaki saw this, he had to turn off his microphone!

[An Lan’s caring little wife gave the host WB 10 flower scrolls to Mao Ya No. 1! 】

[An Lan’s caring little wife: My husband doesn’t want to hear her nonsense, I want to hear it! Leave it open! 】

[An Lan’s secret marriage baby is given to the anchor WB’s single flower roll 5 Mao Ya No. 1! 】

[An Lan’s Hidden Marriage Baby: Yes, it’s on! I want to see what this weirdo wants to say! 】

Several rich fans from An Lan's live broadcast room successively gave gifts to Huamuan, all on the condition that Huamuan would not be allowed to shut down the broadcast.

Not only that, Hanamaki took a look at the barrage and found that it was similar.

"I've wanted to do this for a long time, but it's not the name that should be changed! The man is just a licker, and the woman has an invincible stinky mouth!"

"I really wish I had been in the queue, it really disgusted me to death. I was playing jungle and went to catch someone, and she was caught in the middle, and she sprayed me for the whole game!"

"Don't turn off the anchor. If you turn off the audio, we will turn it off!"

"Yes, don't close it. It's the first time I've seen such a weird thing!"

"I feel wronged by the host, no, please send me your grievance! This fan girl of Bolangou will give you a lot of compliments!"

"..."

When Huamuan took a look, he realized that he seemed to have received a gift worth twenty or thirty thousand yuan. He immediately put on a pretentious but righteous expression and said, "Thank you for An Lan's... An Lan's... An Lan's... thank you." These gifts from the boss, well... okay!"

"Since you are all so interesting, I will give up my ears and listen with you! I won't turn off the microphone!"

An Lan saw Hanajuan being embarrassed and shaking his legs crazily under the table, so he knew why he was pretending, but he didn't expose it.

The two of them didn't talk back. After all, when professional players criticize others, their nature changes.

When the time comes, just report back!

......

Anlan live broadcast room

Water friends all said they went next door to check out the situation, but in fact they just went to eat melon.

If this sweet girl continues to beep in the game, then she and Akihiro will probably not be able to get better after this round thanks to the influence of An Lan and Hanamaki.

At this time in the game, when the fourth and fifth floors didn't talk back, Jiaomei guessed that the microphone should be turned off.

She smiled proudly, raised her head and saw that no one came into the company lobby, and continued to lower her head and start playing the game.

But this is not over yet. She is ignored on the fourth and fifth floors. Isn't there a third floor?

She began to divert the fire and gave the third floor a heavy spray.

"Just step on the horse and let him imitate Zhen Ji, you big bastard, right?"

"Are you blind? Are you blind? Didn't you see that Zhen Ji is among my favorite heroes?"

"I'm really vomiting. Why are there so many men like you?"

"What a disgusting bitch, please eat yourself up!"

"Really, to be honest, I don't understand why you have the nerve to play games? How old are you? Do you have a house and a car? Do you have savings? You are a pure and innocent bastard!"

"......"

Mingbo himself was in the rental house and felt dizzy when he heard Maili's dirty words.

The main reason is that Jiaomei dresses up very well outside and gives him a lot of face. Besides, she is from the same company and they have been together like this for three years.

In addition, he was scolded by his sister every day, and he didn't even know that he was actually being PUAed by his sister.

So now Mingbo really thinks that he is poor, has no money, and has no ability, and that his sister, a great fairy, is doing good deeds by being with him.

How could he possibly break up with her like this? Doesn't that mean that he is not a thing?

The guy on the third floor obviously had a bad temper. When he heard his sister scolding him, he turned on the mic and started talking to her.

The confrontation between the two did not affect the continuation of the selection.

The charming girl on the first floor finally chose Sima Yi directly, with a healer + interference.

It doesn't take much thinking to know that she will definitely not be able to play this hero, and she is obviously ready to go in and mess with it.

Mingbo on the second floor was relatively normal and directly took the Sun Shangxiang shooter.

In the third round, I chose the confrontation path and got an old master.

When it was An Lan's turn, he thought about it. He didn't know how to use unexposed heroes, which were only for the competition.

So I finally chose Lan.

"What should I choose, Brother Lan?"

Hanamaki asked quickly when he saw that he was no longer an assistant.

An Lan: "Take Xiao Ming, I'm afraid the mid laner will fail in this game. If he gets too angry, he will also fail in the confrontation with his dog-licking partner. We are like two against five!"

"Okay, it's really unlucky. My cochlea is about to explode now." Hanamaki pressed Ming Shiyin's button angrily, "This woman is so good at beeping, she's like a repeater. So is this man, and he can't do this with this kind of woman. Can we get along without worrying about the contagion of bad breath?"

An Lan smiled and didn't say much. People were divided into three, six or nine grades, and ink was divided into dark and light colors.

There are too many weird people out there. If the man is willing to suffer, you won’t do anything, right?

Taking advantage of the countdown to the end of the selection, he glanced at the barrage and almost laughed out loud.

"I just came back from Hanamaki. I can't stand it anymore. This woman's smell is too strong!"

"I'm really convinced. I've recorded it all. I'm afraid I'll be an immortal in the canyon when I learn how to do it!"

"It's time to catch up on the trolling guide. This woman is also top notch."

"Brother Meng, I've already gone to the Tieba to post a post. There should be quite a few of these weirdos who have bumped into them."

"Haha, isn't this man a pure dog licker? He is so obedient that he doesn't even dare to breathe a word the woman says."

"Thousand-faced Freak No. 2: I can't bear to use this trump card to talk, good guy! This woman can squirt better than me! If I know her, won't Lan Gou break his defense every day?"

"..."

"Damn it, what the hell is this?" An Lan's face turned dark when he saw the ID called [Thousand-Faced Weird Man No. 2], and he quickly blocked the Thousand-Faced Weird's account for another three days!

The screen flashed and ten heroes entered the canyon.

The enemy has 5 seconds to arrive on the battlefield, please be ready!

Army attack! ! !

The game officially begins.