"Douluo" eats my exquisite pagoda

In the chase and slapstick, the two easily and happily (not) completed twenty laps before the sun set.

"Stop! I promise not to hit you!" Oscar shouted breathlessly.

"Just a little! Only a fool would believe it!" Tang Jing gasped.

The two of them ran around all day, but they didn't really eat as Flanders said. Tang Jing boldly ordered Santa's takeaway (the Santa's staff came to deliver lunch boxes from the cafeteria). Not only did he order it for himself, I also brought a copy to Oscar.

Will Oscar eat this dishonorable food? Oscar, who ate his own sausage every time he ran laps, not only ate it, but also shamelessly asked for another one while chasing Tang Jing.

This may be the friendship between men.

As long as I wear your women's clothes and eat your food, we will be lifelong friends.

Huh, there seems to be something wrong.

In short, when it was time for the evening class, Tang San, Xiao Wu, Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun, and Zhu Zhuqing, who were standing in line to prepare for the evening class, and Zhu Zhuqing, who looked neat and tidy with a cold face, saw two people walking in circles around them like snails. , and Ning Rongrong with a leisurely look.

Tang San, Xiao Wu, Zhu Zhuqing: It was very relaxing after watching it twenty times.

Ma Hongjun and Dai Mubai: Did they really run twenty laps?

Really, Flanders testified, he flew almost the entire flight with Tang Jing and the others.

"You two are almost done, please stop."

Under the steps given by Flanders, the two of them stopped immediately. In fact, Oscar had already become a Buddha. The twenty laps just now had completely humiliated him. Now he wanted to wear the boss and the fat man. Stay with him.

Of course, this did not prevent him from shouting: "Today is for the dean's sake. I will never let you go so easily next time."

Tang Jing, who withdrew the "Good Morning Little Chef" from Oscar and summoned the "Gas Cylinder" to take a deep breath of oxygen, retorted unwillingly: "Then let's see what you are capable of."

"Huh? What are you smoking?" Oscar was still panting.

"I'm so angry." Tang Jing calmed down a little.

Oscar didn't understand what a gas cylinder was, but he did understand the purpose of the can.

Oscar politely walked over to ask for a share, and Tang Jing shared it as a matter of course. The only problem was that there was only one part of the gas cylinder, so...

The two of them took turns sucking air from the cylinder to restore blood.

Tsk tsk tsk, no eyes to see, no eyes to see.

Flanders, who couldn't stand it anymore, took out the script he had prepared and ran towards his son: "Oscar, have you completed twenty laps?"

"Dean, we're done." Oscar took a breath of air and nodded.

"Have you three finished running?" Flanders asked knowingly.

Tang Jing, who saw through the homemade mini-map that Flender's cell phone was following the two of them, winked at Oscar.

Oscar looked at Tang Jing, whose eyes were cramped, and then at Ning Rongrong, whose beautiful big eyes were full of innocence and prayer. He gritted his teeth and closed his eyes: "Yes, we are all done."

Tang Jing took the gas bottle and held it back in his arms. Huh, it's hopeless. I won't suck it for you anymore.

Flanders didn't look angry, and showed a smile that showed he had everything under control: "Very good, Oscar, your friendly spirit is a bit beyond my expectation."

"come here."

Flender pointed to the position in front of him, and Oscar walked over honestly.

Flanders slowly raised his right hand and patted Oscar's shoulder lightly, "I appreciate your spirit of friendship. In that case, just go run twenty more laps. Let me see how deep your friendship is. . If you don’t finish running, you don’t need to sleep today. I have sealed your soul power, so there is no need to try to contact it. Go ahead.”

Oscar didn't resist, nodded silently, turned around and ran out.

Eh! So cruel! You weren't like this before, old owl!

Tang Jing was startled, and immediately stood up, summoned the "Rhythm Spin" component of the "Graffiti Game", picked up the gas bottle and went after Oscar.

"Oscar, do you really want to run another 20 laps?" With the help of his skateboard, Tang Jing quickly caught up with Oscar. "You are already at your limit, right?"

It is better to say that he is walking than running. At this time, Oscar has indeed reached his limit: "This time it is indeed my fault, the dean's punishment..."

"The dean didn't say he couldn't fly this time, right?" With just one sentence, Oscar was already out of breath. Tang Jing looked at Oscar like this, rolled his eyes, and gave him the gas bottle. .

"...Thank you...Thank you...Hey!"

Before Oscar could finish thanking him, he said, "Hey, give me a hit of Elf Prayer Song." "

"Fly, Oscar, and stop thinking about unworthy things."

Oscar stood there with his feet bare, looking at Tang Jing on the skateboard who didn't seem to say anything, feeling like sand got into his eyes.

"Oh, that's true."

Tang Jing looked at Oscar at a loss. To be honest, Oscar in the elf suit now looked like a beautiful elf beauty. No one was crying now.

Tang Jing gritted his teeth and took out a tissue from the exquisite pagoda and handed it to Oscar. Except for his sister (Tang Lan) and his sister (Xiao Wu, Wang Miaomiao), he was very bad at getting along with girls who were out of control. Well, back then, across the screen She comforted Ji Yinghua, who had just connected to the Heart of the Rising Sun, and she didn't know how many brain cells she had lost.

"You tell me, I'm listening." Finally, Tang Jing came up with this all-purpose phrase.

Oscar, who didn't know that Tang Jing had really tricked him into thinking he was a girl, was so moved that he started talking twitchingly.

"I was actually...adopted by the dean...I have always been worried...that the dean would be disappointed..."?

Oscar spoke intermittently, which made Tang Jingren's head hurt. He stuffed the gas bottle into Oscar's mouth to let him relax.

"I just saw that Boss Dai and Fatty always have female companions. I was very envious, so I just..."

Very good, Tang Jing immediately figured it out. Oscar actually didn't like Ning Rongrong that much. He just wanted a girlfriend, and the cute and cute Ning Rongrong appeared just right.

It's very simple to solve this kind of thing.

"To be honest, Ning Rongrong is the eldest daughter of the Qibao Glazed Sect. Let's not talk about whether her family agrees or not. With Ning Rongrong's temperament, it is quite difficult for her to be a friend, let alone a girlfriend."

Even though Tang Jing always looks like a kid hiding under Tang San's wings, he actually has a pretty good eye for people, as can be seen from the fact that he can always give in at the right time.

Oscar lowered his head and remained silent.

Upon seeing this, Tang Jing handed his phone to Oscar. On the screen, a girl with short hair was drawing something with a serious face. Her right hand seemed to have just pushed up her glasses, and the tips of her slightly curly hair were gently blown by the breeze.

Oscar looked up at Tang Jing, making some guesses, but he couldn't believe it.

"Her name is Xiao Ai. She is the proud disciple of Master Gu, the chief formation master of our Holy Tower. She has a gentle and considerate personality. She wants to find an honest and obedient boyfriend." Tang Jing said with an old look on his face, "Are you honest and obedient?"

Oscar nodded subconsciously, and his face turned red immediately after he reacted.

"I will introduce it to you." Looking at Oscar who was blushing, Tang Jing felt that he was so great, having solved two big problems at once.

As for his false propaganda just now, emmmmm, Xiao Ai was just a little fierce when he was giving introductory lessons to the newbies. He is usually very gentle, really.

Oscar he's fine, Oscar he's okay again, Oscar he's starting to flap his wings.

Just when the obedient Oscar was about to complete the impossible twenty laps, their phones vibrated.

【Love Shrek】

[Dream of a Douluo Girl: Xiao Ao, the dean said your punishment is waived, please come back with Xiao Jing soon]

Seeing this news, Oscar was as happy as a 200-pound Ma Hongjun. He made a lot of money this time.

Sure enough, it's still the same old owl.

Tang Jing took back "Rhythmic Spin" and "Gas Bottle" and shamelessly stretched out his hand to ask Oscar to take him back.

After running twenty laps, he still had to chase Oscar to comfort him. This was both physically and mentally exhausting. If Oscar refused to introduce Xiao Ai, it would be a waste.

What can Ao Si do? Of course, it is to satisfy him.