"Douluo" eats my exquisite pagoda

"Ahem, that's it. Xiao Ao's hair is just a little thicker than usual, that's why the explosive photos on the Douluo forum are so different from his own."

Dai Mubai, who was attracted by Oscar's screams, relied on the ability of the Face Fruit to bring the four of them to the cafeteria of Shrek Academy and gathered with others, and explained to Oscar very sincerely.

Oscar nodded desperately at the side. Ma Hongjun looked at Oscar. The portrait of Brother Zhu who had just arrived at the restaurant had long disappeared, with a look of sadness on his face.

"I'm really sorry. I misunderstood." Tang San apologized on behalf of the Lonely Trio, "I'm really sorry."

"Hey~ It's okay, it's okay." In front of the three girls, Oscar, with a bruised face, forgave them generously.

"Okay, now that the matter is settled, let's take this opportunity to get to know each other." Dai Mubai, who has always been the leader in Shrek Academy, looked at the gradually freezing atmosphere on the dining table and actively cheered for everyone. Close range, "Then let's start with me."

"I actually introduced myself yesterday, and I won't say any more. Now there are only eight people in the college including you five newcomers. We don't do all the bells and whistles of other schools. Just call me Mubai. Or just call me Boss Dai like Xiao Ao and the others."

Dai Mubai said it very politely, but the four cute little newbies all unanimously chose the title Dai Boss, except for one black kitten who did not express his opinion.

"My name is Oscar, my martial spirit is sausage, and I am a food-based auxiliary. You can just call me Xiao Ao." Then came Oscar, who was chewing sausages to recover from his injuries.

Tang Jing and the other two people had a look of surprise on their faces. No wonder they didn't accept the signal tower's recruitment invitation. They entered the signal tower relying on the delicious martial arts spirits, fearing that they would be pressed to the ground and rubbed by the old chefs in the tower.

It was Ma Hongjun's turn. Ma Hongjun's eyes were erratic, but he didn't look in the direction of Tang Jing: "Well, my name is Ma Hongjun, and my martial spirit is Phoenix. You can just call me Fatty, hahahahaha."

Is it so embarrassing?

Although the newbies don’t know why, they still give me face.

Among the people sitting there, Tang Jing knew very well why Ma Hongjun was embarrassed, but he didn't say much. He just saw people's hearts over time. While Ning Rongrong and the others were talking, he quietly warned Xiao Wu not to get along with a certain fat man. Get too close.

Xiao Wu expressed her understanding and said she would talk to Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing later.

Tang Jing was pleased with Xiao Wu's trust and sent Xiao Wu a secret file of the signal tower with confidentiality authority.

Xiao Wu felt the vibration of her phone and wanted to check it, but unlike Tang Jing, she could rely on the exquisite pagoda to surf the Internet. Just when she was hesitating whether to satisfy her curiosity or maintain the basic courtesy of not looking at her phone at the dinner table, Dai Mubai proposed a group of holy towers.

What a good man!

Xiao Wu quickly took out her mobile phone, joined the group chat and quickly opened the file.

In fact, Dai Mubai made this proposal on the one hand to further close the relationship, and on the other hand he wanted to show off his new mobile phone.

This big tiger is someone who can't even find a beautiful female companion without having to show off in front of a certain fat man.

[A Little Tower joins the group chat to love each other and Shrek]

[A little grass joins the group chat to love and love Shrek]

[A little bunny joins the group chat to love Shrek]

[The Douluo Girl’s Dream joins the group chat to love each other and Shrek]

[Phoenix soars into the sky and joins the group chat to love each other and Shrek]

[Liu Li Zhi Shang joins the group chat to love and love Shrek]

[Lingzhu beside the sapling joins the group chat to love and love Shrek]

[Oscar’s Secret Grilled Sausage Join the Group Chat to Love Shrek]

Dai Mubai thought that everyone would become familiar with each other after this operation, but he did not expect that after a series of joining messages, he would die in this group chat.

Tang Jing had not finished processing the fishing documents last night, and was still a little bit away from it. Now he is working on both sides. It would be nice to be able to say a few words in troubled waters among so many people. It is impossible to expect him to take the lead in speaking.

Tang San was not an active person to begin with, so he only talked more in the family where he loved each other. In reality, he didn't even have many friends. No, he didn't have any except the big men in the blacksmith shop.

Xiao Wu, who had always been responsible for the atmosphere in the lonely trio, was reading the secret file Tang Jing sent her and had no time to talk to Shui Qun.

Zhu Zhuqing has always been a cold girl, so she just talks a little more to her only best friend. It is impossible to liven up the atmosphere, not even in this life.

Ning Rongrong still maintained the persona of a reserved, elegant, gentle and beautiful girl, how could she possibly speak.

Oscar, who was originally planning to find a partner, only received a beating and just ate his own big sausage to heal his wounds.

As for Ma Hongjun, who had high hopes from Dai Mubai and usually kept his mouth shut...

Ma Hongjun looked at the Holy Tower 6proMax in the hands of Tang San, Tang Jing Xiaowu and Dai Mubai, which had just released a trailer this morning and has not yet been released for sale, and the Holy Tower 5proMax in the hands of Zhu Zhuqing, Ning Rongrong and Oscar. Look at the Santa 4pro that I saved in my own hands under the pressure of venting anger and fines.

Ma Hongjun didn't want to talk either.

There was no one talking at all, and Dai Mubai didn't want to talk alone. Wouldn't it be embarrassing if no one answered him.

So, when Flanders walked into the restaurant, he felt like he was at an offline gathering of people with social disabilities. The condensed atmosphere made Flanders pause.

Flanders felt that he had gone to the wrong place. This was not the atmosphere that Shrek's cafeteria should have, but Shrek was the only one with such a dilapidated cafeteria.

Flanders wondered if the eldest lady of the Qibao Glazed Sect had caused something, and walked in bravely.

Well, a group of people were holding their mobile phones and bowing their heads without talking. It looked like a gathering of young people after holy pagodas spread across the continent.

Flanders, who thought he understood the problem, walked up to the eight people and started his opening remarks as planned: "Very good, this year is very good, we have another nameless little monster. I, Shrek Academy Dean Friend, on behalf of the college, welcomes you."

It had been a long time since he heard such an official speech. When Flanders paused, Tang Jing subconsciously clapped, and the cafeteria instantly burst into applause.

How could Flanders have ever been treated like this before? He enthusiastically extended the opening remarks that had already ended, starting from the establishment of Shrek, to the current predicament, as well as his expectations for the future and the burdens placed on his classmates. 's burden.

After talking for half an hour, he stopped and made a final summary: "Later, each of you will pay one hundred gold soul coins to Teacher Li, who is in charge of finance. This morning is a class for the Assistant Department, Oscar , Ning Rongrong and Tang Jing, the three of you come with me, the others have a good rest, your class is in the evening."

Tang Jing and Ning Rongrong walked to Flanders calmly. Looking at Oscar, who looked constipated and wanted to die, Tang Jing asked curiously: "What's wrong with you?"

"You'll find out later." Oscar weakly waved his hand at Tang Jing.

All the non-auxiliary department students left, but Tang San and Xiao Wu stayed to watch the fun.

Flanders didn't care and asked the two new little monsters: "What do you think is the most important thing about being an auxiliary?"

"Of course Gou." Tang Jing responded positively.

Although Tang Jing's explanation was too down-to-earth, the reserved Ning Rongrong still nodded in agreement. After all, she had been brought here for the previous test.

After being choked by Tang Jing's decisive "Gou", and thinking about the battle he had watched earlier, Flanders threw aside the long speech he had prepared earlier and went directly to the main topic of the day.

"Since you all understand, let's have a regular endurance training class today. If you want to survive to the end, endurance is very important. Your class today is to run twenty laps around the village. When will you finish? Have a meal."

"You can use your own martial arts for assistance." After saying this, Flanders suddenly remembered something and added, "Tang Jing, you can't fly. There will be special flying courses in the future."

"Let's go now, Oscar will lead the way."

OK, if you don't fly, you won't fly. Tang Jing, who was caught by Tang San every day to practice early martial arts, was full of confidence in his endurance.

However, such confidence did not last long.

"Oscar, how far is this lap?" Ning Rongrong's voice was filled with helplessness as her physical strength gradually declined but she still hadn't finished one lap. She felt that she might not even be able to eat dinner.

"Oscar, isn't the lap over yet?" Tang Jing, whose confidence was gradually disappearing, felt that the sausage he had eaten in the morning had been digested.

"It's still early, are you hungry?"

The two nodded in unison.

"I'm a food major. If nothing else, I have enough sausages." Oscar chuckled, "I have a big sausage."

In a flash of light, a large and fragrant sausage appeared in Oscar's hand. Regardless of Tang Jing's already stretched out hand, Oscar handed the sausage to Ning Rongrong.

"The first soul skill of my sausage is recovery. It not only promotes the healing of injuries, but also restores physical strength. With the support of my sausage, twenty rounds is not a problem at all."

Facing Oscar, who was dazzled by beauty and didn't care that his former sponsor father was hungry, Tang Jing looked indifferent.

Ning Rongrong gave Oscar a strange look and said, "I still have two thick slices of bread. Eat your head." The Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Tower floated out, and disappeared with a speed buff.

"Uh..." The two people who were left behind looked at each other.

"Ahem, I'm hungry." The considerate Tang Jing stretched out his hand again.

Oscar was moved and put the sausage into Tang Jing's hand. He was about to say something heartfelt to Tang Jing, saying, "You will be my lifelong best friend from now on."

"It's not roasted, it doesn't taste delicious."

Oscar’s dead fish eyes turned out to be just because he was greedy for my sausage.

"Ning Rongrong has already added the buff, let's add it too." Tang Jing suggested, and took the lead in adding the buff to himself, "Hey, give me a "tea-colored afternoon". "

"Are all your soul skills like this?" Oscar looked at the handsome Tang Jing and thought about how he looked in this outfit. Well, he must be a popular young man.

"Of course." Tang Jingli was not confident.

"Please be sure to add your buff to me." With that said, Oscar took out his cell phone and handed it to Tang Jing. The meaning is obvious, I want to take pictures.

"No, no, I'll just pat your hair back and give it to you." Tang Jing was polite to Oscar, with a kind smile on his lips.

This is what he asked for, so you can't blame him.

"Hey, give me a "Good morning little chef""

Under Oscar's expectant gaze, a different light enveloped his body. A thin lace belt tied with a cute bow on his chin, and a fluttering skirt with a poached egg printed on it. The light blue apron, the feeling of swaying in the wind is really...

Click! ——Crack! ——

"Tang Jing!!!"

Tang Jing said that after running these 20 laps, he suddenly felt a lot more relaxed.

Oscar was wearing high-heeled black leather shoes with a bow tie on the tip, and chased Tang Jing desperately.

Damn it! This is not the buff I want!