Fuck Meow Hokage

(Wake up. It’s the weekend. Of course I have to have fun if I don’t go to work. I’m going to go out for a walk and feel the light mist in the early morning. But the 4 collections and 2 recommendations that suddenly appeared are quite exciting. Forget it, Codeword)

(Someone on our side is lazy and not working hard, but he is definitely not a eunuch. I will change it slowly. You can collect it first and fatten it up before killing it.)

(I'll try my best to write my story, please read it slowly)

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three days later.

The functions of Natsuki's body have been restored to some extent, and at least simple daily activities are not serious.

When he woke up completely for the first time, Natsuki, as an adult, did not say anything, but carefully thought about the situation in front of him.

In the end, he was extremely sure that this was not a dream. He had indeed traveled through time, and he didn't take his body with him.

Such a ridiculous thing is actually true?

After the initial doubt, Natsuki has now accepted this fact.

He had to accept it, didn't he?

After seeing the three of Yahiko and what they said, and finally the kunai Yahiko picked up from nowhere in his waist, he determined that this world should be the world of Naruto.

He knew that human life was being treated lightly and there was no royal law here.

Didn’t his predecessor in this body die young? Although he still hasn't figured out how his ex was injured and died.

As a normal adult with a calm mind, it is not difficult for Natsuki to make what judgment when.

So the most important thing right now is how to survive here. Then look for a way to return to Earth.

The cry from the bottom of Xia Shu’s heart: Uncle, it’s my wedding night!

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In the early morning, Natsuki woke up and looked at the children who came back intermittently. Many pictures flashed through his mind.

He didn't go out to look for food in the past few days, because although Xia Shu accepted this fact in his heart, his reaction was a little abnormal after all.

For example: I, a newly married man in the new century, am going to compete with wild dogs for food?

But the fact is that his body's development has been seriously affected by long-term malnutrition. Dao Mu, who is almost ten years old, has the body of an eight-year-old child.

After the injury, I was in a coma for two days. I hadn't eaten in these two days, and my body was already exhausted. I couldn't even get out of bed, so how could I go out to look for food.

"Brother Dao Mu is awake!" The child who came in looked at Dao Mu sitting on the edge of the bed and greeted him with a slight smile.

At this time another child came in, and they all went out in pairs to look for food.

The two children who entered the house later took off the jars behind them, took out some random things and put them into a large jar in the house.

Xia Shu looked over and saw that what he took out were half a piece of bacon, a dirty dry pasta wrapped in a paper bag, and some unknown wild fruits and vegetables, etc...

The child who had finished cleaning the jar walked to Dao Mu and took out half a long steamed bun from his arms and handed it to Dao Mu: "Brother Dao Mu, the steamed bun is still fresh. I didn't even want to take a bite and brought it back to you."

The child said, holding half of the dirty steamed bun in his hands and handing it to Xia Shu: "Look, it's still warm..."

This scene also happened a few days ago.

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The day after Natsuki came into this world, a child handed him a hard-boiled egg food. Xia Shu looked at the cooked egg, which was the size of an adult's fist. There was a bite missing on it, and even the teeth marks were still clearly imprinted on it. She was so angry that she slapped the child's hand with her hand, and the egg flew away.

"Ah~"

The child was in pain, but he didn't even look at his palm, but stared at the cooked eggs flying out.

The other children were startled by Natsuki's sudden move, and looked at the angry Natsuki at a loss. They didn't understand why Natsuki was angry.

Natsuki was also upset for no reason: What kind of man is he who loses his temper on a child?

The child next to him silently picked up the half-boiled egg that had been smashed into pieces after hitting the wall and then falling to the ground, and put it into the storage tank in the house.

This is a food storage jar that the children found.

“Food must be stored and distributed uniformly, so that there won’t be one meal before the next.”

This is what Brother Yahiko said.

The children obeyed, because what Brother Yahiko said was true.

Brother Yahiko also said:

"Brother Dao Mu used to take care of us. Now that Brother Dao Mu is injured, it's our turn to take care of Brother Dao Mu. Therefore, Brother Dao Mu can eat the stored food at any time, and others are not allowed to eat at will."

The children did as they were told, just because it was Brother Daomu!

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When Xia Shu, who had been hungry for three days, looked at the half-cut steamed bun in front of her, she saw that the broken bun was also covered with clear teeth marks...

He couldn't understand what the child was saying, but he looked at the steamed bun handed over by the child and the unnatural swallowing of saliva by the child next to him. Xia Shu took the steamed bun and smiled slightly, and gently kissed the child. He nodded, then divided the steamed bun into three parts, handed one part to the child who swallowed the saliva, and handed the other part back to the child, keeping the part with the row of tooth marks.

"Thank you, Brother Daomu!" The drooling child took the steamed bun, not forgetting to thank Xia Shu, and stuffed the steamed bun into his cheek.

Xia Shu smiled slightly and bit into the shriveled and tasteless steamed buns.

Each bite made Xia Shu extremely difficult to eat, feeling sad and helpless.

The child bent his crescent moon and put the half of the steamed bun into his arms and said with a smile: "Let's go out to get something. It turns out that our place is not far from the market. Brother Yahiko and sister Xiaonan have both gone to the market."

Natsuki couldn't understand what the child said, but he understood the pronunciation of "Yahiko" and "Konan" in the sentence.

If the situation were different, of course he wouldn't understand.

But where is this? In the world of Naruto, who did he come into contact with? The Orphan Trio...

Therefore, the pronunciation in the child's mouth must have mentioned Yahiko and Konan. There is no Nagato because Nagato's sense of independent existence as a child was too low.

"Yahiko, Konan..." Natsuki murmured softly from the bottom of his heart.

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Time waits for no one, and it has been five days since Xia Shu came here.

He remembered that five days had passed, which was not difficult to remember. But if it lasts a year or two, it will be difficult to remember.

When he woke up for the second time, Natsuki, who was lying on the bed, felt that he shouldn't speak.

Because he doesn't know Japanese. Once you speak, you will be exposed. Although these are children, everyone should understand the truth: it is similar to being a thief with a guilty conscience.

It happened that Natsuki felt a pain in his head. He must have been hit hard on the head. The previous owner was injured or dead, so Natsuki was allowed to travel through time. So he just started the business of pretending to be stupid when his head was injured. He spread his hands and shook his head: What did you say? I don't understand, I have lost my memory, and I can't even speak...

Unfortunately, he couldn't understand Japanese either, so when he got up, facing the child who came over to help him and chattered, Natsuki could only nod and smile slightly.

If you don’t want to speak, don’t speak, so Natsuki nodded and smiled at everyone.

"Brother Daomu, you have a good rest, we are going out to find food!"

Natsuki nodded and smiled.

"Brother Dao Mu, you've been going there for several days, why haven't I seen you going to the toilet?"

Natsuki nodded and smiled.

"Brother Daomu, do you like Sister Xiaonan? I saw you secretly hiding the piece of obscene cloth!"

Natsuki nodded and smiled.

"Then you have to be careful. I feel that brother Yahiko also likes sister Xiaonan, but I still think brother Daomu and sister Xiaonan are the best match, because brother Daomu, you used to share all your food with us. .....”

Natsuki nodded and smiled.

......

......

Natsuki nodded and smiled.

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"Dao Mu, it's time to eat!"

Natsuki in the room heard the shouting, smiled slightly, and stood up.

Because this is Xiaonan's voice.

After so many days, he finally understood the pronunciation of "Dao Mu". It turned out that this was his new name.

"Haha, my new name is 'Dao Mu'?" Xia Shu shook his head and slowly opened the door.

"Let me tell you, after Daomu was kicked in the head by the ninja-sama, this place has been severely damaged. Now Daomu has become stupid." The older child pointed at his head as he spoke.

"How could that be? I think Brother Daomu is normal!" A child looked at Xia Shu who opened the door and came out.

"You don't believe it?"

The child shook his head, expressing disbelief.

The children were attracted by the conversation and looked over.

"You don't believe it either?"

The children shook their heads, expressing disbelief.

"Just wait." As the older child spoke, he shouted loudly to Natsuki who was pushing the door open: "Has Daomu come out to use the toilet? The toilet is at the back of the house!" While speaking, he also knocked on the toilet in his hand. Tableware.

All the children saw their brother Dao Mu looking at the older child and smiling slightly and nodding. Then he came over and sat next to the fire.

All the children were stunned...

"Look, let me tell you... Oops..." What greeted him was a pain on the back of his head.

The child turned his head and saw Xiaonan behind him, with veins popping out of his angry expression.