Fuck Meow Hokage

In the room, a child watched Dao Mu move his body, and then slowly opened his eyes. He couldn't help shouting happily:

"Brother Daomu is awake!"

"Dao Mu is awake?" The older children next to him also gathered around.

Sure enough, Dao Mu on the bed opened his eyes and stared blankly at the roof.

"Dao Mu, you finally woke up!"

"You have scared us to death these past few days. We all thought you were dead."

"Wake up, wake up! Go call Yahiko and the others!"

"I'll call you!" a child said and ran out.

The children next to me were chattering and dancing.

The strange sound made Natsuki turn his head.

This turn of the head made Natsuki look stunned.

"What's this about Mader? Don't you understand? Who got me drunk and fucked me? Are they making a movie?" Xia Shu thought, pointing to the child closest to him and said:

"Hey kid, what's your name? Are you speaking Japanese? Which guy is messing with me? Soft black or withering poison? Who asked you to come?" Natsuki sat up and shook his head, looking around as he spoke. Look around.

The wooden house gave off a musty smell due to the long-term rain. The rooms had no furniture or decorations. The walls were in tatters and the paint on the wooden blocks was peeling off. He also occupied the only bed, while the floor was spread in twos and threes.

Although simple, it is not dirty. It just had a gray appearance. She was used to modern and bright houses, but Xia Shu was a little unaccustomed to this simple private house.

He chuckled softly: "Made looks quite similar. I have to say that this house is full of the atmosphere of history and poverty...it's really impressive."

With that said, he got up and got out of bed.

"Ouch!"

Unexpectedly, this movement made his eyes darken, and Xia Shu didn't notice his own changes.

He also didn't pay attention to the expressions of the children around him after they heard his expression and language.

Natsuki shook his head again and stood up without even putting on his shoes.

"My legs are so weak... I'm going to suffer!"

Xia Shu's feet went weak, and she quickly held on to the table next to her: "Oh, my legs are a little weak, and I can't exert my strength. The wine is good, but the stamina is a bit strong. Up! It's not good to drink too much. You have to control yourself." Natsuki said to himself and shook his head.

"Huh?" He happened to see the broken bowl on the table and the torn white cloth hanging on the bowl string.

In a trance, a scene seemed to flash by. A little girl tore off the clean underwear from her body, moistening her chapped lips with water.

Xia Shu subconsciously picked up the piece of white cloth that held the bowl string, and her fingertips faintly exuded the fragrance of a girl...

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The children stared blankly at Dao Mu in front of them.

"You...you're not Daomu?" An older child pointed at Xia Shu and said tremblingly.

"Hong Duo, who is he if he isn't Dao Mu? He is Dao Mu!" A child said in a daze.

touch~

The door to the cabin was kicked open.

Three figures filed in.

"Good boy, you were kicked in the head by a powerful ninja and you didn't die. You are really lucky. As the saying goes, if you survive a catastrophe, you will have good luck later. From now on, I, Yahiko, will hang out with you, Daomu. I would like to call you the best ninja." The strongest man in the world." The speaker was the leader, the orange-haired Yahiko.

When Nagato in the corner next to him heard the word "ninja", he raised his lowered head slightly, his side-parted hair fluttered, and his eyes were slightly exposed.

Dao Mu looked up and looked at the three people who entered the room, his eyes were blank.

A slightly taller child with orange hair stood in the middle. On either side of him stood two children, a boy and a girl. The girl had light blue-purple hair and big, cute eyes. Boy...it seems like it's not a boy, it's just a tuft of red hair.

"Oh, it's really similar. You guys know how to play!" Xia Shu said with a smile and stood up while supporting the table: "You are a professional crew, right? I'll get married and do this for me. Brothers are moral enough. ! I love Naruto the most! Okay, okay, no more playing. I know you are watching. Come out. Do you want to see me laugh and be shocked? Do you think I have traveled through time? You are so innocent. !".

"But it's too similar, isn't it? Are you so good at makeup?" Xia Shu said, wanting to stand up and reach out to pinch the three of them.

Just kidding, these three were so cute when they were little!

Natsuki stood up and everyone was stunned.

"Look, something is really wrong with Daomu!" Yahiko turned to Konan and said, pointing to his head.

Xiao Nan looked at Dao Mu with a worried look.

Nagato on the other side raised his head slightly, his eyes looking at the brother Daomu who took them in in the first place.

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"That's wrong!" Xia Shu frowned: "The view is wrong!"

"They are all children. My field of vision cannot only reach to my forehead!" Xia Shu said to himself before lowering his head and looking at himself.

"Ah~~~"

Raising his hands, Xia Shu looked at his thin and boney palms, thin arms and legs, and was still wearing tattered clothes. Xia Shu pursed his lips and muttered: "He's not sober yet, he's still dreaming~".

As he said this, Xia Shu rolled his eyes and fell on the bed.

"Daomu!"

"Brother Daomu!"

The children were in a panic...

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The moon and stars are sparse and the lights are embellished.

The children were all asleep, and the sounds of grinding teeth, farting, and talking in their sleep came and went.

The strange thing is that the child doesn't seem to snore...

Two figures leaned against the door.

"Dogi..." The red-haired Nagato asked Yahiko. It's not that Nagato doesn't care about his companions, he's just introverted and doesn't like to express himself.

"It's all my fault. If I hadn't asked Ninja-sama for food, I wouldn't have offended Ninja-sama, and neither would Daomu..." Yahiko blamed himself.

Well, in fact, Nagato just wanted to say: Daomu seems to be fine...

"Ninja-sama..." Hearing Yahiko's name, Nagato didn't know whether to admire or hate him for a moment.

"Yahiko, Nagato". A crisp female voice sounded from behind, it was Xiaonan. She opened the door gently, revealing the pointed roof of the hut.

"You guys go and have a rest. I'll keep watch over you." Xiaonan came and sat down next to the two of them.

The appearance of Konan and the words she said made Yahiko's nose even more sour.

Because Xiao Nan and Dao Mu used to come together to watch the night shift.

But now there is only Xiaonan.

The moonlight was bright, and Yahiko's expression was clearly seen by the two of them.

Seeing Yahiko's disappointed expression, Xiaonan patted him on the shoulder gently: "It's okay. Daomu is much better. I just checked and he was breathing evenly. He should be fine."

"But, he talks a lot during the day..."

"Perhaps Dao Mu suffered a severe head injury and his memory and thinking are confused." Nagato said comfortingly: "Daomu has recovered from such a serious injury, he will be fine!"

"Yes!" Yahiko nodded heavily after hearing Nagato's comfort.

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Xia Shu in the room has been awake for a long time. His Japanese level was completely incomprehensible to the conversation between the three children outside, but he knew that they were indeed speaking Japanese.

If the children might be his good brothers who came to play tricks on him on his wedding night, then how could he explain his shrinking body?

At least Natsuki pinched his thin arms and legs, and the smooth little elephant that was a lot smaller. If what he was talking about wasn't a child's body, then what the hell was this!

"Really?"

"I've traveled through time!"

"Or the Naruto world?"

"But how could there be such a ridiculous thing in this world!"

"Hey, who's the big brother, the gods and monsters? Can you let me go back? I'm newlywed and haven't entered the bridal chamber yet!"

Natsuki screamed silently from the bottom of his heart.