Devil Pokémon

Aqua's dream castle, which is 666 meters long, 666 meters wide and 666 meters high, is shining brightly today because it welcomed a distinguished guest.

The sun shone on both sides of the road. Ding Cheng sat in the car and moved forward slowly. The scenery of Dreamland slowly unfolded in front of Ding Cheng.

Why did a car suddenly appear?

Because the original yacht was turned into a car by Aqua

But Ding Cheng was not surprised by this.

Maybe it was because he had experienced enough weird things that Ding Cheng's heart had been trained to be indestructible. Maybe Ding Cheng was surprised when a big pot suddenly fell from the sky at this time.

So a big pot really fell from the sky.

Ding Cheng:

A golden cauldron, but actually made of cast copper, landed steadily in front of everyone, making a big hole in the ground.

The car stopped and Aqua looked at the big pot in front of her and slowly got out of the car.

Ding Cheng noticed that the mouth of the large copper pot was slowly exuding an unknown white gas.

Aqua was also surprised and approached cautiously with a serious expression.

Obviously, Aqua was also very surprised by the cauldron falling from the sky and was not mentally prepared.

This pot was not summoned by Aqua.

So the question is, who is responsible for this?

Aqua fell into thinking, and Ding Cheng also fell into thinking.

At the same time, there was a sudden ping-pong sound in the sky and a heavy fog. Then, more than a dozen pots of different shapes and sizes flew toward Aqua.

The pot hit Aqua's body and was quickly bounced away.

The reason for this is because Aqua's defensive attributes have reached the upper limit from the beginning, and no physical attack can cause effective damage to her.

bang bang

This was the sound of the flying pots hitting Aqua one after another, and then being bounced off by Aqua one after another.

The bounced pot drew lonely parabolas in the sky, and then landed steadily on the ground, and more large pits appeared on the ground.

Ding Cheng:

Big potholes appeared one after another, completely destroying the road conditions.

I'm afraid the car won't be able to continue driving on this bad road condition.

The sound of the collision of metal and flesh continued,

Ai Li and Jia Zi were also shocked.

But the surprise is not about the road conditions, but about Aqua.

Ellie and Kako looked at Aqua with great reverence and admiration.

This is simply a machine that automatically sucks pots.

No matter what the blame is, put it all on Aqua's head.

Thinking of this, Ellie and Kako couldn't help but feel a little sympathy for Aqua.

Aqua herself was not aware of this at all.

The flying pots in the sky fell into silence after flying around, and Aqua also calmed down. She raised her delicate hands and picked up the steaming pot.

If Ding Cheng saw it correctly, when Aqua was doing these things, there was an indescribable mysterious smile on her lips.

Ding Cheng:

Ding Cheng was sincerely surprised and shocked, but despite being shocked, based on humanitarian ideas, Ding Cheng decided to remind Aqua.

"Aqua, don't pick up pots randomly."

When Aqua heard this, she was stunned, turned back in confusion, and smiled gently at Ding Cheng: "I know."

Ding Cheng:

"What do you know? You picked it up even though you knew it?"

Aqua responded gently: "Because this is no ordinary pot, this is the way of contact between our goddesses."

Ding Cheng:

Seeing that Ding Cheng didn't understand, Aqua smiled very understandingly, then raised a pot, took out a small pink envelope from the pot and showed it to Ding Cheng.

"This is the letter Eris wrote to me."

Eris, the goddess of luck, is known to Ding Cheng and is one of Aqua's acquaintances.

"This is a letter Isabella wrote to me."

"This is a letter Tess wrote me."

Aqua said happily, pulling out one pink envelope after another from the pots.

At this point in the story, Ding Cheng has some understanding.

This is truly a unique way of connecting between goddesses.

The goddesses rely on blame-shifting to get in touch

And this pot doesn't even have words on it. It's just a tool for carrying letters, a carrier, and a dispensable thing.

Ding Cheng was shocked.

It’s the 21st century, and communication still relies on writing letters. It’s so classic.

"The key point is, just write a letter and just deliver the letter. Why do you have to put a pot on it?"

Ding Cheng is not particularly understanding.

"The pot is very useful." Aqua replied gently: "It can not only provide a sense of ritual, but also play a protective role, protecting letters from getting wet by rain and protecting letters from being stolen."

Ding Cheng:

What Aqua said does seem to make some sense.

But I always feel like something is wrong. What's going on?

Something wrong

"No, why don't you just use your mobile phone to send text messages?"

"Because goddesses don't know how to use mobile phones." Aqua said.

"To be more specific, I don't know how to use a cell phone."

Ding Cheng:

Seeing Ding Cheng's reaction, Aqua felt slightly shy.

So Aqua then added: "And I don't have an ID card and can't get a mobile phone card, so I can't use my mobile phone."

Ding Cheng suddenly realized

This explanation makes sense.

Fujiang doesn’t know how to use a mobile phone because she doesn’t have an ID card either.

If Fu Jiang could use a mobile phone proficiently, these misunderstandings would not have happened when Ding Cheng returned from the Nether World to the Qingyun World.

Then maybe this way I won't meet Aqua.

No, I will meet Aqua no matter what.

Ding Cheng woke up suddenly.

This Aqua seems to have come just for her.

"But how did she get here?"

"How did you come to this world?" Ding Cheng asked Aqua.

Aqua cleverly refused to respond directly: "This is a secret and has been decided~~"

Ding Cheng:

"Now that we've received the letter, let's take a look at what's written in it." Aqua took the initiative to break the silence, intending to open the letter in front of Ding Cheng.

Ding Cheng:

"That's not good."

"This is a letter to you, just read it yourself."

"It has something to do with you too~" Aqua said, opening the envelopes one by one in front of Ding Cheng, and shoved the letter inside in front of Ding Cheng.

Hello, Aqua.I will go to the banquet on time in 7 days. Please prepare my favorite little cake Eris by then.

Thank you for your hospitality. I look forward to meeting you. Also, please remember to return my pot Isa.

Got it, Aqua.The feast of bliss sounds very high-end.Thank you very much. I'm very excited. I can have sex for free again. When I think about it, I get so excited that my blood boils and I can't sleep.Tess

Ding Cheng:

After reading the three text messages, Ding Cheng could probably understand what happened.

Specifically, Aqua will prepare a banquet in seven days, a banquet of bliss.

As for the location of the bliss banquet, it is most likely this dream castle.

In fact, Ding Cheng is not surprised that Aqua is holding a banquet. After all, Aqua has a very famous juggling skill called "Flower, Bird, Wind and Moon"

"Flower, Birds and Winds": Put a cup filled with water on your head and flick the seeds into the cup with your fingers. The seeds will sprout immediately. It is widely praised as a banquet skill.

So Aqua, really, can always display extraordinary talents in things that have no practical significance.

Aqua is preparing to hold a banquet, and Ding Cheng expresses his understanding.

"But what does it have to do with me if you want to hold a party?"

"Of course it does matter." Aqua said, "Because you are the protagonist of this banquet."

Ding Cheng:

Ding Cheng was shocked.

Why did I become the star of your banquet?

When did I agree?

Ding Cheng was shocked, and was shocked from the bottom of his heart by Aqua's extremely natural attitude.

But what shocked Ding Cheng even more was what happened next.

After Aqua said this, she added faintly: "The purpose of this banquet is to let my friends meet you and get to know each other."

"After this banquet is over, we will enter the wedding hall hand in hand."

After Aqua finished speaking, she looked at Ding Cheng confidently and sweetly.

Ding Cheng:

Kako:

Ellie:

"This isn't appropriate," Ellie blurted out first.

"Why is it inappropriate?" Aqua frowned in a rare moment: "Do you think Ding Cheng and I are not suitable, or do you think it is inappropriate for us to get married soon?"

"Wait a minute, why are we getting married soon?" Ding Cheng tried to stop this slightly confusing conversation, but obviously, Ellie had been successfully led astray by Aqua.

Ellie's chest jumped violently, which was caused by excessive emotion.

"Both of these are inappropriate," Ellie said with all her strength.

"No, we are very suitable." Aqua comforted Ellie in a gentle tone: "I am a goddess, Ding Cheng is a love expert, and we are very suitable together."

"And after we get married, Ding Cheng will be the husband of the goddess. What should the husband of the goddess be called? You see, so there is one more god among the people present. Rounding up, everyone is a god. We win two Second-rate"

Ellie:

Ding Cheng:

God fucking wins twice.

Ding Cheng felt ridiculous and sincerely felt that things were moving in an unpredictable direction.

At this time, Kako raised her hands tremblingly, trying to participate in some discussion.

Of course Aqua interrupted her mercilessly.

"Jiako, sit down. We humans are discussing issues, monkeys are not allowed to speak."

Kako:

Ding Cheng calmed down and decided to bring the conversation back to the right direction.

"Aqua, I understand how you feel. But it's a bit too hasty to enter the stage of talking about marriage so quickly."

"You have to know that once a goddess gets married, she will no longer be a goddess. She will quickly lose the worship of believers, fall off the altar, and degenerate into a common girl."

"Do you want to become a common girl and lose the aura of a goddess?"

"So do you want to think about it again?"

"No need to think about it." Aqua said: "You know, Ding Chengsang, after meeting you, I understood a truth. I realized a truth about the ultimate proposition of human beings, philosophy and the universe."

Ding Cheng: "What's the point?"

Aqua said: "If you love someone, love as soon as possible. If you want to marry someone, do it right away."

Ding Cheng:

"Is this what you have learned about the ultimate proposition of human beings, philosophy and the universe?"

"Yes." Aqua said sweetly: "Did it touch your soul?"

"It didn't touch my soul." Ding Cheng said honestly.

"It's okay to fall in love, but not to get married."

"After a man gets married, he quickly deteriorates. No, I mean, there is no foundation of love between us."

"There is no love between us."

Ding Cheng spoke words that struck a chord with his soul. As expected, Aqua became visibly confused after hearing this.

When it comes to love, Aqua can't help but fall into deep thought, thinking intently, her brain is overloaded and running rapidly. Aqua lowers her head, sometimes hesitant, sometimes melancholy.

"Do you know what love is?" Aqua raised her head and looked at Ding Cheng.

Ding Cheng sneered: "What is love? Love is the rippling of hormones for one minute. Isn't that the same thing? I don't only have one girlfriend."

Allie:

Kako:

Ding Cheng turned to them and said, "Sorry, I made a mistake. I meant that I had many lovers before you."

Allie:

Kako:

Ding Cheng: "Sorry, I said it wrong again. It's not many, it's just a few."

Allie:

Kako:

Ding Cheng said: "I'm sorry, I won't say anything anymore."

Call ~

Ding Chengcheng took a breath.

The more you draw, the darker you get

Ding Cheng turned his head and looked at Aqua, hoping that she would not be affected by his abnormal performance just now.

But Aqua was stunned. Aqua stared at Ding Cheng deeply, with a smile on her lips, as if she had gained something.

"Ding Chengsang, thank you for teaching me another truth just now. It seems that I still know too little about love."

"This must be due to lack of experience in love."

"So after listening to what you just said, I am even more determined to tie the knot with you."

Ding Cheng:

"Don't say anything anymore." Aqua happily buried her head in her chest, folded her arms and summoned the Great Transfer Technique. Suddenly, a circle of golden holy light appeared around Aqua.

Holy light again

Ding Cheng closed his eyes.

It’s not because I feel happy about bathing in the holy light, but because I’m afraid of being blinded by the high-density light.

The golden holy light quickly enveloped everything, and Ding Cheng felt the world spinning under his feet.

"Ding Chengsang, you can open your eyes now."

Ding Cheng opened his eyes. When he opened his eyes, he found that the world around him had changed.

The cool car is gone.

The big hole in the ground is gone.

The height is 666, the width is 666, and the castle with a height of 666 is gone.

Ding Cheng is now in a bedroom.

This bedroom has only one theme, and that is Aqua.

Aqua's shadow is all over the sheets, pillowcases, and wallpaper.

There is also a real-life version of Aqua in front of me.

"Where is this?" After confirming that this was not a secret room play, Ding Cheng asked Aqua in confusion.

"This is the sweetest room among the 666 rooms in the castle."

"I would like to call this room my and your love nest."

Aqua said softly, and then suddenly lowered her tone: "There is a surprise waiting for you here~"

Ding Cheng:

“What a surprise”