Devil Pokémon

Ding Cheng:

"Sorry, I don't quite understand." Ding Cheng said.

"Is there anything you don't understand?" Aqua felt slightly unhappy: "I like you and I want to pursue you. What's so difficult to understand?"

Ding Cheng:

"Why but why is this?"

"There's no reason why. Because I feel the sweet smell." Aqua said seriously, raising her toes and putting her head on Ding Cheng's chest to smell it.

"Let's play a little love game." Aqua said excitedly.

Ding Cheng:

"Can we just do this as soon as we meet?"

"Would it be too quick and not reserved enough?"

"Besides, President Shi Quan doesn't care about it. Won't you clean up the mess outside? Every second you waste now, an innocent flower will be dissolved."

Ding Cheng spoke slowly, and halfway through speaking, his tongue was suddenly blocked strongly.

"No, now is not the time to talk about this." Aqua moved her head away from Ding Cheng with great enthusiasm.

"Those things will naturally be handled by dedicated people. Don't worry about those details."

"Now, for me, for you, for us, the most important thing is to fall in love and have an earth-shattering love. If there is a fierce exchange of feelings, it must be intense as soon as possible."

"I want to fall in love"

"Love is bigger than heaven"

"As long as it makes me happy, even if the flood outside is overwhelming," Aqua said loudly. When Aqua summoned the flood, flood appeared on the ground.

Ding Cheng:

As the goddess of water, Aqua's ability to summon water is basically at the flood level. Ding Cheng is very familiar with this setting.

Ding Cheng was not unfamiliar with this scene when the site was flooded. Most recently, in the Sonozaki Family Sacrifice Hall, Ding Cheng saw with his own eyes that the stone hall was flooded by the spreading sewage.

But this time, Ding Cheng was deeply confused.

Because this time, it was my home that was flooded.

No, to be precise, it’s my rental house.

But there is no essential difference between the two.

"what"

Ding Cheng was thinking in a state of collapse when he suddenly heard a heart-shaking scream, and someone shouted out his heart for him.

Before Ding Cheng broke out, Jia Zi broke out before him.

"what happened"

“I haven’t finished my fresh bananas yet”

Kako ate half of the freshly imported high-grade bananas, but the other half fell into the flood and was submerged.

The flood swept over at that moment without any warning, and everyone present was not prepared at all, allowing the cold raindrops to hit everyone's face randomly.

Dingcheng, Kako, Ellie and Aqua herself were all wet.

Ding Cheng:

The flood raged in the large [-]-square-meter room. Soon, the broken table legs, electric fans, and small refrigerators in the room all floated up from the bottom of the water.

In confusion, Ai Li and Jia Zi have not fully understood the situation.

"No, what's going on?"

"What the hell happened"

Ellie and Kako were deeply shocked.

Why do floods suddenly occur in a good studio?

And there's nothing going on outside

This flood is a special version. The flood only floods the inside, not the outside.

But Ding Cheng knew what was going on.

This is not all because of Aqua.

Ding Cheng looked at Aqua with understanding eyes.

When Aqua is present, it is normal and serious for this situation to occur. After all, what Aqua is best at is messing up things.

And as a goddess, Aqua has higher energy.

For example, if both of them are mentally weak, the damage Kako can do is only b, then the damage Aqua can do is s.

Aqua is a real SSR evil spirit with 0 strength and SS destructive power. She has been professionally cheating teammates for 100 years.

Ding Cheng:

"Misunderstanding, this is all a misunderstanding." Ding Cheng said, standing in the waist-high flood water and looking at the floating furniture.

Then Ding Cheng slowly turned to Aqua: "Aqua, noble goddess, since you can summon the flood, you must also be able to send it back."

Aqua smiled politely at Ding Cheng, wrung her fingers and said, "No."

Ding Cheng:

Ding Cheng felt his anger bar rising.

"You caused flooding in my house and now you're telling me it can't be taken back."

Ding Cheng asked Aqua in disbelief. Now Ding Cheng felt that he was powerful without being angry.

Aqua: "I didn't know it would be like this. I just expressed my emotions casually."

Ding Cheng:

Before Ding Cheng completely exploded, Aqua added in time: "Although I can't take away the flood, I can summon a motorboat."

Aqua summoned a motorboat, and one appeared in the bay.

This motorboat is much more beautiful than Shiyin’s one.

A huge balloon hung on the mast of the motorboat, with an equally huge Aqua painted on it.

Then the motorboat stretched out the escalator downwards, and stepping on the escalator, Ding Cheng, Jia Zi, Ai Li and Aqua herself boarded the yacht.

The raging flood suddenly became quiet.

Because a 20-meter-long and two-meter-high yacht was suddenly crammed into the [-]-square-meter space, and two-thirds of the space was immediately taken up. Naturally, there was no room for the flood to wreak havoc.

Maybe that's a good thing.

Ding Cheng thought secretly, and suddenly felt that something was wrong.

The wrong feeling came from his feet. Ding Cheng looked at his feet and found that he was actually moving.

It's not because flooding pushed the yacht.

It's because the yacht itself is lengthening.

"This yacht will grow longer and it will be telescopic." Ding Cheng was shocked, completely shocked, dumbfounded, unable to express his feelings at this moment in words.

Aqua smiled very shyly: "It won't stretch out particularly long. It will only stretch out a little bit, a little longer than the ordinary type."

Ding Cheng:

The yacht is extending to both sides at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Ding Cheng felt that Aqua's description was still too implicit.

This is more than just a little bit

In a short period of time, the yacht has grown a lot to both ends and has reached the edge of the door and wall.

If it continues to grow, it may break through the wall or door.

"We can't let it grow any longer." Ding Cheng said, "If it continues to grow, the wall may be broken."

"It doesn't matter. If it wants to break, just let it break." Aqua smiled empathetically: "I asked in advance. This wall in your home is not a load-bearing wall, so it doesn't matter if it collapses. ."

Ding Cheng:

"Is this the reason why you control it to grow longer and bigger at will?"

"Don't be so direct. You know, the size of this yacht is beyond my control," Aqua said awkwardly.

No, the size of the yacht can be controlled, but you can't control it with your IQ, Ding Cheng said in his heart.

The yacht is growing rapidly at an irreversible speed, impacting the wall.

砰

砰

砰

Then the wall in front of Ding Cheng collapsed.

Debris from cement bricks flew freely around the room.

Ding Cheng:

Floods, yachts, waves, broken walls.

Aqua put her hands into fists under her chin, closed her eyes, and exclaimed with joy: "What a beautiful scene."

"In adolescence, we need to see something truly magnificent, something that transcends the scale of human society. For example, tropical volcanoes erupting thousands of meters high, oceans that can be sailed for days without seeing land, hundreds of burning meteors falling, The Large Magellanic Cloud twinkling above the midnight beach slowly sinks into the black ocean, the giant trees support endless green palaces, the blue icebergs slide past the side of the ship, and the Altocumulus clouds are larger than the entire city."

“These things will be our rope of escape in many dark and cramped moments ahead.”

The accumulated flood poured out along the gap in the wall. Amidst the rushing waves, Aqua recited tearfully.

Ding Cheng:

"You are playing tricks on your mother, my family is gone."

"Open your eyes and take a look. Is this where you are making fun of me now?"

Ding Cheng grabbed Aqua's shoulders and shook her violently.

frenzied

Aqua's head was shaken by Ding Cheng.

Aqua:

Although her head was shaking violently, Aqua still remained conscious.

"Haha." Aqua sneered: "This little shabby house will be gone if it's gone. Anyway, all the furniture you had before was smashed. It's okay if you don't want this house."

Ding Cheng:

This is what people say

Ding Cheng felt suffocated, but before suffocating, he still asked the question in his heart.

"Why are you demolishing my home? You have attached the attribute of Erha"

Ding Cheng was very confused and confused.

When Ding Cheng returned home, he found that everything in his home had been destroyed. Ding Cheng thought it was caused by the fierce fight between Naiyao and the gangsters.

But later, through a series of events, Ding Cheng discovered that there were no gangsters and no fighting here.Naiyao didn't even have a conflict with anyone. She took a taxi directly to the hotel.

So what's going on?

So what's going on in my house now?

Why was my home demolished?

"Ah, having said that," Aqua's sonorous tone suddenly dropped: "These are all due to some small mistakes."

"My intention is to install two big screens in your home." Aqua pointed to the two screens hanging from the ceiling, one on the left and one on the right.

"Did you see it?" Aqua asked demurely.

"I saw it." Ding Cheng said.

Ding Cheng didn't quite understand what the relationship was between demolishing a house and installing screens.

However, this is also in line with Aqua’s expression style.

After all, intelligence points are added to defense attributes, so some things are not clearly expressed.

Normal, seriously normal.

Ding Cheng expressed his understanding of this. In order not to embarrass himself or Aqua, he chose a direct way of expression: "Then what happened next?"

"Then your family is like this." Aqua spread her hands innocently.

Ding Cheng:

what do you want to say

"What I mean is that when I was performing the Great Installation Technique, I made a mistake and cast it as the Great Disassembly Technique, so I dismantled all the furniture in your house."

Ding Cheng:

It turned out to be the case.

"Then I guess your dismantling technique is the same as the flood summoning technique. Once it is released, there is no way to recover it, right?" Ding Cheng responded quickly.

"That's how bingo is." Aqua snapped her fingers happily, indicating that Ding Cheng was right, and expressed her appreciation to Ding Cheng: "Exactly right, Ding Cheng-san, you are so smart, you are indeed the person I am planning to chase. "

Ding Cheng:

Although it sounds like a compliment, why do I always feel like something is weird?

I kind of want to hit someone.

"clang clang clang clang"

"Then the second time I cast the spell, I succeeded." Aqua pointed at the two big screens on the left and right as if taking credit, and exclaimed: "Look at these two big screens, how big and wide they are."

Ding Cheng:

"Are you happy, Ding Cheng-san?" Aqua clapped her hands and asked Ding Cheng: "If you feel happy, just clap your hands."

"I don't feel happy, I want to slap your head now," Ding Cheng said.

It turns out that this is the cause and effect.

After figuring out the ins and outs of the whole thing, Ding Cheng was a little confused and confused.

The rental house was destroyed and the landlord was gone.But the property Shiyin gave him is still stuck in the Netherworld and has not been delivered. The savings in his hand are very limited. Where will he stay tonight?

Live in a park?

On the bench in the park, let the fierce cold wind accompany me to sleep

Not

I don't allow this scene to happen

Ding Cheng quickly dismissed his thoughts, and then shot out knives from his eyes, aiming at the person who caused all this.

It's all Aqua's fault

Ding Cheng looked at Aqua, looking at her teasingly like a teacher catching a classmate stealing snacks in class.

"Ding Chengsang, I feel the intensity and passion in your eyes."

"Can't you wait to start a passionate relationship with me now? Hehe, but now is not the time."

"My sweetheart will live in a dream castle that is 666 meters long, 666 meters wide, and 666 meters high. Every morning, facing the morning light, he will open his eyes with me on a diamond-encrusted crystal bed that is 233 meters long and 233 meters wide. His My eyes don’t have to be as vast as the stars and the sea, but my giant eyes must be coated with a thick layer of Kazilan. Then the two of us, served by 1818 maids with rabbit ears, drove together to our love nest, the steaming river 250 kilometers away. Kung Fu Restaurant, taste the delicacies that our old lady Baier Jing'er has cooked for 365 days, such as bean juice, braised pork, braised sesame water, sesame paste sesame cakes, etc. After eating, I will send you to the hospital for gastric lavage immediately."

"If my sweetheart cannot provide this for me, then it is up to me to create it for him."

Ding Cheng:

Aqua paused and said in an impassioned tone: "I mean, I want to invite you to live with me in the dream castle I created for you."

Ding Cheng:

"Open!" Aqua shouted angrily. Naiyao and Tomie disappeared from the screen at the same time. Instead, a magnificent scene came into view. It was a super exaggerated, super dreamy and huge castle. It couldn't fit in one screen, so two people used it. There are two screens to show its front and side respectively, but these are also partial.

This is something truly majestic, something that transcends human and social scale.

"Wow, it's so pretentious, so complimentary, and such a dreamy castle." Jia Zi and Ellie were shocked at the same time.

"Can we live there and become princesses?" Jia Zi and Ellie clasped their hands in anticipation.

"No, maybe you can become one of the 1818 maids." Aqua refused ruthlessly, and then turned to tenderness in a second, holding Ding Cheng's hand: "Ding Cheng-san, are you willing to live with me? There, become my prince."

It was so luxurious that Ding Cheng couldn't help but feel a little moved.

However, Ding Cheng still refused: "What kind of prince? I don't think he is just a son-in-law."

"No, that's different." Aqua said softly: "Your mother-in-law and father-in-law are dead and have joined the Qidian Orphanage. Now the only owners there are the two of us."

Ding Cheng breathed a sigh of relief.

"It's almost there."

"Then let's set off now, what are we waiting for?"

"You do, short do," Aqua said, stretching out her hand to look at him.

At that moment, the yacht accelerated at full speed, broke through the security door, rode the wind and waves, and sailed away thinking of Aqua's dream castle.