Being a corpse chaser in summer vacation: exposed by the dumb girl!

"Damn it! It hurts, it hurts so much!"

"One thousand seven hundred times, I died one thousand seven hundred times!"

"Damn humans, I want to tear them apart!"

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Finally, with the first furious roar of the evil spirits, one after another, the evil spirits finally woke up from the nightmare in which their bodies and ghosts were constantly being torn apart.

Although I don't plan to be a human anymore, it hurts so much!

"It's coming!"

"Gudong!"

Looking at the group of evil spirits who had almost completely lost their lychees and fell into a state of rage, everyone at the scene couldn't help swallowing nervously, holding the weapons in their hands tightly.

If they didn't see Jiang Bai standing at the front, they couldn't help but attack first!

"Hey! Reddy and my Jasons! Good evening everyone!"

"That bull-headed ghost, look at how miserable you look. The horns on your head are all incomplete, do you have no money to maintain your beloved horns?"

"There is also that ghost woman with a long tongue. The tongue is such a precious thing. It is a weapon and an important thing, okay?"

"That one over there! That's right! It's you! What the hell are you made of rotten tree roots, right? Are you also eager to enjoy the taste of manure?"

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"But these are no longer a problem now. Have you seen these big golden mountains? As long as you are willing, neither 998 nor 1088, as long as your life...ah no, as long as one of you can do something for me Son, you can move one!"

"Don't miss it when you pass by, the opportunity is right in front of you, and if you lose it, it will never come again!"

Jiang Bai didn't know where to get a big speaker, the huge volume directly shocked the melon-eaters in the live and live broadcast room, that is, the group of evil spirits who were about to fall into incompetent rage, raised their eyes in confusion, He stared blankly at the human flying above his head.

The audience was dead silent, and the group of people who were hiding behind were so embarrassed that they had already deducted ten rooms and nine halls from under their toes!

If this is successful, they will live broadcast...

"Well, I have more hands, can I have two? I can do two things for you!"

Just when everyone was about to cry, a deformed fusion ghost suddenly raised hundreds of arms under it silently...

Chapter 786 Boss, I Burned Before I Was Alive

Qiusheng: ...

Others: ...(a_a)

Suddenly, Qiu Sheng felt that he was a cheater.

"Well...it's not impossible, how about this, the first thing you need to do is to dance for everyone to have fun, two-armed ghosts are easy to find, these hundreds of pieces are really rare! "

Jiang Bai stroked his chin thoughtfully, finally nodded his head under Fusion Ghost's apprehensive eyes, and directly put forward his first condition.

"Good boss, I was a flower in a nightclub when I was alive, and I will arrange it for you immediately!"

The fusion ghost watched Jiang Bai nod, and his heart was already full of ecstasy. When he heard that the first thing was actually his professional counterpart, he immediately laughed and cracked several bloody mouths on the plump ghost's body.

"Crack... woohoo..."

Accompanied by the clapping of the hundreds of palms and the dozen or so big mouths of the Fusion Ghost shouting, the Fusion Ghost immediately played the music for itself and writhed on the spot.

Jiang Bai couldn't help stretching out a thumb when he saw it, turned his head and said to everyone: "See if you see it, this is called professional!"

Staring blankly at the picture in front of them, everyone felt that their titanium alloy dog ​​eyes were about to explode, and their brains were still buzzing, and they hadn't recovered from it until now.

And the duration of a dance is not long, just a few minutes later, with the fusion ghost's graceful thanks, its dance has ended.

"Good job, reward!"

Jiang Bai is even more stingy, he shouted, waved his sleeves, and a golden mountain made entirely of gold actually fell in front of the fusion ghost!

At the same time, I did not forget to comment: "Your dance seems to have put in some real effort. Although there are some, but not many, there are still some flaws in some places."

Even if the fusion ghost is a ghost, but when he was alive and now, where has he seen so much money, he almost fainted on the spot.

Upon hearing the boss's comments, he immediately put away his gradually crazy smiling face, and said with a respectful yet flattering smile: "The boss is really discerning. I did practice for two and a half years before my death."

Jiang Bai also nodded silently to this, and said calmly: "Success, even if our deal is concluded, go and stay aside first, and arrange your second thing later."

"Thank you boss!"

Hundreds of ghost hands are wriggling together, just like strips of elongated noodles. Looking at it makes people's scalp tingle, but it is a simple one. It directly uses its hands as a rope to pack up the entire Jinshan. stand up.

Cheerfully, they retreated behind Jiang Bai, watching the fusion ghost who had completely turned into Jiang Bai's dog's leg, and the people fell into silence again.

"Huchi~! Huchi~!"

"Damn it, it's only been a year of practice to fuse ghosts, but I've built a golden mountain. I've been carrying it for half my life and I'm still invincible?!"

"Boss add me! I'm a dancer!"

"I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm hotter than it!"

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No matter what kind of evil spirits they are, after all, they are also ghosts for the first time, and they have seen relatively little in the world. Besides, this is not Kyushu, and there are no descendants to burn ghosts for them.

Where have these evil spirits seen so much and such easy money?

Immediately, one by one with red eyeballs, like rows of big lanterns, gasped for icy cold breath, and yelled frantically with all their strength.

Obviously they all have eyes that want to swallow Jiang Bai alive, they are obviously a group of evil ghosts and corpses, there are no rules, but the team is more neat than nucleic acid, and it is even more shocking to those who eat melons all over the ground. eyeball.

Especially when those evil spirits directly performed all kinds of unique skills in front of them on the spot, trying to win Jiang Bai's attention, everyone felt that they were fools, or they were possessed by ghosts.

After all, tens of thousands or even more evil spirits, there is a picture of standing and dancing and singing in an orderly manner. Who the hell has seen this?

"I'm... stupid! Are you sure I'm not insane?"

"Fuck, my eyes! This is simply a group of demons dancing wildly, hot eyes!"

"Oh, praise the great gods, is this some kind of art from the gods?"

"Hey, let's not talk about it, although these ghosts are a little hot-eyed, but quite a few of them really have a few brushes."

"I agree with this. As a singing and dancing trainee who has practiced for two and a half years, I feel that there are many people here who are more professional than me!"

"Hey, it really means that money can make ghosts go round~!"

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Staring blankly at the scene in front of them or under the camera, everyone couldn't help but sighed a long time, feeling a burst of emotion from the bottom of their hearts.

Just looking at Jiang Bai standing in the front, swaying his arms and twisting his waist with the group of monsters and ghosts, how he looked and felt uncomfortable.

While counting the time silently, while watching the scene of the group of demons dancing with a smile, Jiang Bai said that he was not panicking at all, and even wanted to lie down and take a sip of Bingkuole.

"Well, Brother Qushi, I think some of them dance well and sing well, don't you choose them?"

Until Qiu Sheng, who successfully got rid of the suspicion of cheating on eating and drinking, was resurrected with full blood again, and An Nai couldn't help the restlessness in his heart, and squeezed to Jiang Bai's side.

Jiang Bai squinted at him contemptuously, and said expressionlessly: "Choose? Why should I choose them? My family doesn't drive Bai Jinhan, why choose this thing?"

Qiu Sheng's expression froze, and he subconsciously said: "Aren't we the only ones who are selling ghosts? If we don't choose them, how can we divide up so many evil spirits?"

"Master... we have to wait until tomorrow evening, and let these evil spirits waste their time here, isn't it good? They didn't attack us anyway..."

Apprentice Zhang Chuntian couldn't bear it anymore, and spoke weakly behind him to remind Qiu Sheng, causing Qiu Sheng's already stiff expression to turn red all of a sudden, and finally turned into pitch black.

"Hey, it's not my fault!"

As soon as the slap was raised, Zhang Chunchun had already retreated a few steps skillfully, seeing Qiu Sheng's slap in vain, he burst into a confident laugh.

"Ah."

Qiu Sheng sneered, and pinched the magic formula in his hand, a piece of talisman paper stuck to Zhang Chunchun's shoulder instantly burned, making Zhang Chunchun howl like ghosts and wolves.

After scolding "youth" lightly, he looked at Jiang Bai seriously and said: "I guess it won't last long..."

The blood-colored clouds in the sky not far away are still churning violently. It is obvious that in the darkness, there are more difficult things constantly approaching here.

"Roar~!"

Sure enough, it only took a moment, and with a dull roar like a cruise ship's whistle, all the noise and writhing ghost bodies of the evil spirits in front of me stopped abruptly in an instant!

787 Chapter [-] It's On Fire!!!

"It's coming...it's coming..."

"Fack! Why did I become a ghost and still suffer from this pain!?"

"no, do not want!"

"I will die! I will definitely die this time!"

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All the evil spirits before suddenly trembled extremely violently, as if there was something terrifying like a natural enemy approaching behind them, and wanted to escape, but under the deterrent of the sticky Yin Qi, they didn't even dare to cover their toes. move!

"What's coming?"

Gazing at the rolling dark clouds in the distance, Qiu Sheng couldn't help but clenched the mahogany sword in his hand, and a copper coin hanging on the tassel of the sword gradually trembled violently, as if to give a warning.

"Old bones, we can't let the junior stand in front of us all the time, prepare to use that."

The Taoist priest with one eyebrow showed no joy or sorrow, but suddenly turned around and said to the other ten or so old Taoist priests who were about the same age, and then looked at the Taoist priest with four eyes and nodded.

The four-eyed Taoist master immediately understood, put the long sword in his hand under his feet, and immediately closed his eyes and sat cross-legged.

The same was true for the other dozen or so old priests. A dozen or so people sat cross-legged, guarding the center with a Taoist priest with one eyebrow, and the corners of their lips moved slightly.

"They are..."

Lucy looked at the Taoist priests suspiciously, and couldn't help murmuring softly.

"Don't disturb them! This should be their magical formation in the east. Just like the divine gift from our Holy See, it has great power, but the greater the power, the more difficult it is to complete. Don't disturb them now!"

The old pope frowned. After all, he was a giant. Even if he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he still had eyes. He immediately shouted loudly and dispersed the surrounding crowd.

"Master, could it be that Master and the others are here! Hiss!"

Zhang Chunchun seemed to have seen something, his expression suddenly became extremely horrified, and in the end he tightly covered his lips.

For the first time, Qiu Sheng's face was ugly, and his eyes seemed to be able to pierce gold and stone.

He nodded dully, then twisted the arm holding the long sword, and said in a flat tone but with extremely certain conviction: "All directions gather Qi, break my soul, spring, go and give a little to all the masters." Requiem incense."

It was also rare for Zhang Chunchun to have no skin, so he hurriedly took off the package on his body trembling, and after taking out a handful of sandalwood, he didn't even care about the package that never left his body, and hurriedly ran to Daoist Yimei and the others.

While running, he directly bit his middle finger, chanting a spell in his mouth, and with the last deep drink, with a puff, a blood-like flame suddenly ignited from his broken fingertip.

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, quickly light it up for me!"

Dou Da's sweat kept oozing from his forehead, and Zhang Chunchun was about to go crazy, but the sandalwood burned extremely slowly in the bloody flame, and it took half a day to completely ignite it.

"Here...does the boss know what a master and the others are doing?"

"Why do I always feel uneasy!"

"I'm really dying, can't those incense sticks be ignited directly with other flames?"

"Everyone, calm down, gather energy from all directions, and break my soul. This is one of the strange formations of Taoism, the heaven and earth eight-direction giant god formation. It is based on the caster and gathers the energy of all people to integrate the only one. The method of decisive battle!"

"Wasao, the big Fengshui master finally appeared!"

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The audience in the live broadcast room watched this scene in astonishment, and were also infected by Zhang Chunchun's expression. They understood that the actions of Daoist Yimei and others were definitely not simple, and they jumped up and down anxiously, wishing that they could become a fire Go light those sandalwoods.

"Heaven and earth giant god array? Master, why do you bother..."

Jiang Bai's eyes moved slightly, he naturally recognized this formation, and the danger in it is not just that simple, it can be said that they have been a whole since the spell was cast.

And once there is any mistake in any one of them, not only will the formation fail to be successfully performed, but all participants will be severely injured by the backlash, and even their souls will be disturbed in serious cases, and they will become living dead who cannot wake up from their bodies!

Even if it succeeds in the end, the consumption will be extremely terrifying. At the slightest, your cultivation base will be burned dry, and your cultivation base will drop. In severe cases, even your blood will be burned dry. Before the fight is over, you will be consumed to death up!

For the elders who regard death as home, although Jiang Bai knows this magic circle, it is the first time he has seen someone use it, and it is a mistake not to stop it in time.

Looking at the anxious Zhang Chunchun, Jiang Bai suddenly flicked his fingers, and a little golden streamer instantly crossed everyone's sight, and fell straight into the sandalwood in Zhang Chuntian's hand.

"Tick!"