Siheyuan: Successfully promoted and married a daughter-in-law

The weather is cold, and the half-melted ones are very slippery.

Silly Zhu is a wise man, so he naturally looked around first,

I found a pit that wasn't so slippery,

just walked over,

It was working hours, and the public toilet was very deserted.

When Sha Zhu walked past without squinting,

Suddenly he heard someone calling him,

"Pillar? Shouldn't you be cooking for the small cafeteria now? Why are you running to the toilet?"

Sha Zhu turned his head to look?

It turned out to be my most beloved uncle squatting in a pit,

So I also found a place next to the uncle, unbuttoned my pants and squatted down.

Then he said with a sad face,

"Master, so you are here too."

"Well, it's a long story... Let's go back and I'll tell you in detail."

"By the way, grandpa, do you bring paper?"

It is naturally impossible for Silly Zhu to openly say that he has forgotten the skill of cooking in the public toilet.

At this moment, he suddenly realized that he was too anxious to run out,

I even forgot to take the toilet paper,

"I will definitely bring..."

Before the old man finished speaking, he heard a sudden flash of fire in the septic tank below him!

Then there was a loud bang!

The cement board under the uncle's feet collapsed directly.

He didn't even have time to react,

The whole person has disappeared from Shazhu's sight!

And silly pillars!

He is from the God of War in the courtyard.

Even in squatting pits,

His hand is still vigorous,

But at this time, his buttocks are bare, and his stomach is also aching!

And because of the snow, my legs and feet are also aching,

But Shazhu forced his tongue against his teeth at this time, and his dantian took a mouthful of Hunyuan Qi!

Just when he was holding the waistband of his trousers with both hands, he was about to jump up and run!

Suddenly there was a sharp pain in the lower abdomen,

Because of the gathering force in his dantian, his crotch was directly fired!

In addition, the public toilet is really slippery at this time,

His ruthless strength was immediately pulled away!

Even so, it doesn't really matter, at least he is much luckier than the uncle,

The concrete slab under his feet did not collapse, so he still has a chance!

but!

Silly Zhu never expected,

At this time, in the septic tank under him,

There was a second, wicked second bang!

Two kicks!

As we all know, after it bursts, it always looks like a "bang",

Then after a while, "snap" again!

Silly Zhu was caught off guard by the second thunder in the septic tank,

Scared, a carrot squat came directly!

I have to say that Shazhu's luck is against the sky,

Because he is tall and strong, he also wears thick cotton clothes and trousers in winter,

He didn't fall in,

He's stuck there!

This shows that

No matter where some people go, there is usually destiny to favor them,

Even in the public toilets of the Red Star Rolling Mill!

"Damn! My new cotton coat!"

"No! Grandpa! Are you okay, Grandpa? Talk! Talk! Talk..."

"Damn it! Wait for me to go out and you'll have a good time! Which despicable family dares to set off firecrackers in the public toilet?!

"It's really devoid of conscience!"

"When I catch you, if I don't feed you two catties of shit, I will take your surname!"

Silly Zhu stuck in the pit, roaring and cursing,

His face was livid and sweaty, obviously a little frightened!

Because he called out to the collapsed place next to him, he didn't get any feedback except the echo!

"At this time! People can only rely on themselves!"

God of War doesn't care about decency or disgusting at all now.

He waved his hands and kept pawing on both sides,

I want to find a point of strength and drag myself out!

But his muscular body was firmly stuck in the pit at this time,

And this is the public toilet of the rolling mill, so what could he catch if he pawed hysterically?

Is it fate?

Anyway, everything within reach is wet, slippery, and sticky...

The courtyard god of war never gives up,

He kept struggling, he wanted to stand up!

but!

Another flash of light in the septic tank!Then a cannon rang!

And then there is the Sky-Changing Monkey!Firecrackers and more are joined by a series of fireworks!

It's like a carnival!

But it's a pity, this is Sha Zhu's loneliness!

Numerous fireworks and firecrackers finally cheered up the methane in the septic tank,

Shazhu only felt a strong wave of air hit his buttocks,

directly pushed him out of the pit,

Before he was happy,

The cement board under his feet also collapsed!

At this moment, Shazhu only had time to shout out a word that represented billions of emotions:

"Grass!"

Just like Grandpa,

Disappeared in that pothole!

Then came,

"Puff"!

The God of War in the courtyard fell!

……

At this time, outside the public toilet, Xu Damao, who has become the king of courtyard guns,

The inventory he hid in his arms has all been exhausted!

Hurry up before someone finds out!

After showing a wicked smile towards the public toilet,

Stand up, cover your face and trot,

In an instant, it disappeared into the vast snowstorm!

……

At this time, Zhou Changli and a group of leaders are waiting for the food to be served in the small cafeteria.

I vaguely heard the sound of fireworks and firecrackers in the distance,

Everyone didn't take it seriously.

Because the Chinese New Year is coming soon, isn’t it very common for someone to set off some firecrackers?

Moreover,

Zhou Changli has just repaired the finishing mill in the first workshop. Maybe the workers think it is a great event.

It is also reasonable for someone to buy firecrackers to set off!

Who would have thought that it was Xu Damao who set up a bunch of firecrackers to blow up the septic tank of the public toilet?

It also directly blasted Yi Zhonghai and Shazhu into it!

Zhou Changli, who used "Yuri's Revenge" for Xu Damao, couldn't even think of this.

Because when he used it for the first time, it only acted as a subconscious catalyst for the resentment in Xu Damao's heart!

This flower work is Xu Damao's own divergent thinking!

can only say!

Xu Damao is really a god!

Chapter 149 It's time to show Qin Huairu's veins

Although Zhou Changli and the others found no abnormality in the small cafeteria,

But there are so many people in the rolling mill,

After all, there are still people who go to the toilet by fishing.

At this time, a worker found something was wrong as soon as he entered the men's toilet!

He looked at the two collapsed potholes in front of him,

And the smell of gunpowder smoke mixed with fireworks,

Carefully move over to take a look,