Siheyuan: Successfully promoted and married a daughter-in-law

Most people are like that,

There is no one to plow the thin field, but some people fight for it!

When Sha Zhu saw that Cook Li had taken the bait, he felt secretly proud!

That's it!

Take a look!

As long as there is no influence of Qin Huairu's halo of Jiangzhi, how can He Yuzhu still look a little fool?

People are really smarter than ghosts!

Sha Zhu, who managed to evade another emergency, patted Cook Li on the shoulder again,

He pretended to have a stomachache, put on a cotton coat and ran towards the public toilet in the rolling mill.

The remaining cook Li looked at the fat ingredients in front of him,

Although I was still uneasy in my heart, there was more pride surging in my heart!

A man must have ambition!

The storyteller under the flyover said,

Those who make big things don't care about small things!Wealth and wealth are sought in insurance!

If given the chance, who would like to cook big pot dishes for the rest of their lives?

Didn't he, He Yuzhu, just take the lead?

Now is your chance!

You must hold on to it!Just make a meal that satisfies the leaders this time!

It may not be possible to replace He Yuzhu!

Thinking of this,

Cook Li suddenly filled with longing,

He began to lower his head to process the ingredients on the chopping board.

It’s just that Cook Li probably forgot that Mr. Storyteller once said:

There is more than ambition buried under the ground,

There are still corpses buried!

……

count nine cold days,

dark clouds hang low,

Today, the temperature in Sijiu City dropped sharply again,

The north wind blows,

Snowflakes have already started to fall from the sky,

The Chinese New Year is coming soon, and the temperature is naturally getting lower and lower...

After Sha Zhu dumped the blame on Cook Li,

Naturally, he was full of joy, and said that he was unwell and had a stomachache, so he naturally went to the public toilet to put on a show and procrastinate for time.

At this time, a gust of cold wind and cold air mixed with snowflakes all over the sky rushed towards us.

It was so cold that Sha Zhu couldn't help shivering!

He immediately tightened his cotton coat, then lowered his head and rushed towards the public toilet.

At this time, the entire gray sky was already covered with heavy snow.

"Why is it snowing all of a sudden? I'm really freezing to death! I'll suffer from squatting in a pit for a while! This is a thief! If you change your face, you will change your face!"

Silly Zhu cursed all the way,

Because his legs hurt whenever he encounters cloudy, rainy and snowy weather,

Probably because I have been standing as a cook for a long time, I have a sign of rheumatism,

It is also an occupational disease.

With today's weather, he felt his legs started to hurt again.

But Sha Zhu's mood at this time is still very beautiful, because he has survived another catastrophe!

Maybe tomorrow my cooking skills will come back?

Sanitary conditions are relatively backward in this era.

The public toilets in the Hongxing Steel Rolling Plant are also dry toilets.

In winter, the weather is cold enough,

If it's summer, the smell, you can't even open your eyes after squatting in it for a while, let alone the smell.

Silly Zhu ran towards the public toilet with his hands folded and his neck shrunk.

Didn't pay attention at all,

At this time behind him, someone was following him,

no one else!

It was Xu Damao, his lifelong enemy!

Xu Damao, who was exposed by him and suffered all the gossip, felt ashamed!

At this time, Xu Damao was also walking in the wind and snow,

It can be seen that his arms are bulging, and he doesn't know what is inside.

Xu Damao's eyes are very strange at this time,

Just staring at Silly Zhu, he seemed to be somewhat sluggish, like sleepwalking!

He saw Sha Zhu running directly into the public toilet,

Then he trotted and continued to follow.

Although the public toilets in the rolling mill are dry toilets,

But because of the large number of workers,

The septic tank is naturally dug very deep, at least three meters long,

Then cover it with a flat cement board.

Because it is a dry toilet, methane will naturally be generated in the pit.

To prevent accidents,

There are also many holes for diffusing air on these cement slabs.

At this time, Xu Damao,

squatting furtively by the hole in the concrete slab,

Stretching his hand into his bulging arms!

After groping for a long time,

A stick-shaped thick object was pulled out directly!

Then staring in the direction of the men's toilet,

Grinning, amidst the snowflakes flying all over the sky,

Let out a silent and ferocious laugh!

The scene is extremely horrifying and terrifying!

Chapter 148 The Birth of the Siheyuan Cannon King!Carnival of firecrackers!ares alone

This stick is also wrapped with a layer of bright red paper,

It looks joyous,

If you look at it from a distance, it seems to be the legendary Er Tijiao!

Ertijiao is a kind of double-bang firecracker!

Ordinary people put their feet on the fire and ignite the fire with their hands tied, for fear that they will be blown up in the next second.

Once the ignition is successful, run away wow,

Cowardly and lacking in style, she looked very embarrassed.

This has nothing to do with elegance.

And the elegance of Xu Damao's second kick will never go out of style!

I saw him slowly take out the two kicker guns,

just watch it quietly,

Let Er Tijiao feel his strong hatred and longing at this moment,

Carrying out body and soul...

Oh no,

It is the communication between spirit and cannon.

Then I saw him pull out the lighter,

light the fuse,

Just wait quietly...

Then aim and calculate the orientation of the men's restroom,

Then it was thrown in through the hole in the cement board!

His movements are done in one go, without sloppy,

Although Xu Damao still had a dull pain in his crotch at this moment!

Although Xu Damao became extinct!

But the moment Xu Damao gracefully threw the two kicks,

he!

Faintly has the demeanor of an ancient famous general!

A brilliant white light flashed in the hole under Xu Damao's feet!

The violent sound of the first "duang" sounded in the septic tank!

Xu Damao felt the tinnitus lingering in his head,

It was the symphony brought to him by the most elegant Er Tijiao in the world!

The fried cesspit must be elegant!

friends!

That's what firing a cannon in a septic tank is all about!

Awesome!

And Sha Zhu, before Xu Damao gracefully threw his kicks into the septic tank,

Just as he rushed into the public toilet in the cold air,

Although the public toilets in the rolling mill are covered by eaves,

But it's starting to snow outside,

When other workers went to the toilet, they brought a lot of muddy snow water under their feet.

So at this time the whole public toilet is wet,