I'm really immortal

As a result, she did this one action, and then, under Liu Changan's puzzled eyes, she did it three times with slightly different expressions.

"Oh, you're posing and asking me to take a picture of you?" Liu Changan stretched out his hand, "Give me the phone."

Bai Hui stopped, searched a short video with her mobile phone for Liu Changan to watch, and sighed, "This is skirt jumping!"

It's really charming for blind people to see. She practiced for a long time and also took a video, but her skirt was always thrown a little high, so she didn't upload it on the Internet.

"Skirt jumping?" Liu Changan doesn't pay much attention to popular hot spots. After all, young people nowadays have very low standards for spiritual pursuits. Superficial brains are easy to be satisfied and empty. Hot spots shift faster than high-speed rail. It is not uncommon for a video of falling on the flat ground to hit the head against the wall tomorrow.

"Don't you think it's very girly...well, it's very beautiful..." Bai Hui explained.

"The beauty of a girl lies in the tomb of Miss Bai." Liu Changan said with a smile.

This time it's Bai Hui's turn to look blank, what does Bai Girl's Tomb mean?

Her surname is Bai, does Miss Bai refer to herself?What about the tomb?Bai Fen put her hands on her hips angrily, "You mean, a dead Bai Fen is a beautiful girl, a beautiful Bai Fen?"

Liu Changan couldn't help but smile even more, the dead Baifen is not beautiful at all, how can he understand that?

"Looking at the glaze as light as hui, and gradually feeling the color beyond Chen. It's rare to find a full rainy day, and the quality of the Zhengzheng is still warm. The snow in the jade waves is not white, and the poems of dogwood are respected. The skirt and breasts are more polite, I dare not open the curtain to thank the guest." Liu Changan recited a poem.

The tomb of the white girl has the same meaning as the jade wave holding the snow in this poem, as well as the snowy peak full of arms, the cloud pigeon in the ripple, the white jade rabbit in the moonlight, the two immortals in the spirit, and the snow piled with cherry blossoms.

Why are literati since ancient times called poets?It is because they often tease others in ways that others cannot understand.

Bai Hui struggled to listen, and after listening, she didn't know why he suddenly recited poems. What does this have to do with Bai girl's grave?

But Liu Chang'an didn't explain, and just walked over to the place where the dance team gathered.

"What is the meaning of Bai girl's grave?"

"Read more books."

"I'm going to Baidu."

"You can memorize it after I read it once, and you can still type it? You don't have the ability, and you can't find this poem on Baidu."

"Then I will Baidu Bai girl's grave."

"You can't come out of Baidu. You always think that the knowledge displayed by others can be found on Baidu. You are probably a fool."

"Then tell me... Otherwise, I'll ask Zhu Juntang." Bai Hui thought for a while, and she could ask Zhu Juntang for help. She still remembered that Zhu Juntang found out last year in order to understand the allusion and status of the parasol tree in traditional culture. I gave a lecture by an old man with a clear temperament... Although in the end Zhu Juntang came to the conclusion that an ancient literati planted a tree every time his wife died, and the sycamore tree of Xiangda University had someone who died. I don’t know how many wives planted later.

Ask Zhu Juntang to help inquire about the grave of Miss Bai, and you will be able to find out. In this world, Liu Changan is not the only one who is knowledgeable and talented. Unless he invented it himself, no one else would know.

"Naizi." Liu Changan turned around and said to Bai Hui calmly. He didn't want Bai Hui to go to Zhu Juntang to inquire about this matter. After all, he is Zhu Juntang's elder, and the elders don't like to let the younger generation know whether they are old or not. Respect, molesting other little girls.

"Ah?" Bai Hui suddenly blushed, and couldn't help but stutter: "You...you...you...so naked..."

"Huh? No, I'm very reserved. It's just that you are uneducated, and you must force others to change the implicit meaning into the naked." Liu Changan shook his head, "I am reserved, and you are the one who is naked."

Bai Hui was very angry. After he teased her, he even said that she was naked, so Bai Hui raised her hands back, leaned forward on tiptoes, bumped into Liu Changan, and then ran away.

Liu Changan stood still, until Bai Hui took out his phone and sent him a text message, he took it out and took a look: Then I will let you feel the beauty of a girl naked.

Liu Chang'an is so angry that she was sexually harassed twice today, this Bai Hui is getting more and more obscene, it's really indecent, if she does this again next time, he will fight back.

Because of his anger, Liu Chang'an didn't watch Bai Hui's dance much anymore, and called Zhu Juntang aside and scolded her for being ignorant and unprofessional. After being confused, he took Zhou Dongdong home first.

Zhou Shuling and Shangguan Dandan came back after dancing. Shangguan Dandan drank a lot of champagne while joining in the fun, so she didn't go upstairs again, and lay down in a coffin to sleep when she got home... Even though she was a little drunk, Shangguan Dandan returned to the coffin vigilantly, lest she wake up in bed tomorrow and find that she has become Monkey King again.

Zhou Shuling went to Liu Changan's house first, and saw Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong sitting together watching a 90s martial arts drama.

"Zhou Dongdong, school is about to start. Didn't I tell you to come back early and do your homework?" Zhou Shuling stared at her angrily when she saw Zhou Dongdong put her words in his left ear and out his right ear.

"I was acupunctured by Brother Chang'an. I can only sit here and watch TV, and I can't do my homework." Zhou Dongdong sat motionless on the sofa, watching TV intently, to show that he had indeed been acupunctured, and he couldn't even move his eyes. turn.

"You also clearly heard that I told her to go home and do her homework, so why did you acupoint her?" Zhou Shuling looked at Liu Chang'an even more angrily, "Hurry up and acupressure her."

"I just tapped the acupuncture points and used up all my internal energy, so I can't untie the acupuncture points now." Liu Changan said with a smile.

"Then I'll do it." After Zhou Shuling finished speaking, she poked Zhou Dongdong hard.

Zhou Dongdong almost jumped up with an "Aww", and finally he blushed and held back his little face, clenched his fists with both hands and resolutely sat still, his mother couldn't undo the acupuncture points that Brother Chang'an had ordered.

"Huh? It seems that I lost strength just now, do it again." Zhou Shuling blew on her finger, and then poked it down again.

Before Zhou Shuling poked it down, Zhou Dongdong let out an "ow" and hurried away, her mother's acupuncture points seemed to pierce Zhou Dongdong through.

Watching Zhou Dongdong run upstairs, Zhou Shuling looked at Liu Changan angrily, and poked him several times, "You still cooperate with her!"

"It's okay to watch TV for a while, she promised me that I will finish all my homework before school starts." Liu Changan was a little tickled by her poke, and stepped aside.

Zhou Shuling sat down and said worriedly: "It's fine if she's a wealthy daughter like Miss Zhu. The children in our ordinary families don't study and don't study well, what can we do?"

"I'm an ordinary person. But how are you ordinary?" Liu Changan shook his head.

Zhou Shuling looked down at herself, from head to toe, from childhood to adulthood, she has always been ordinary.

"Look at your current state. How can you be ordinary? Others regard you as a noble lady. It seems that the nutritional supplements I gave you are very effective on you." Liu Changan is very sure that Zhou Shuling's current physical state is comparable to that of women of the same age. It is definitely one in a thousand, unless it is a woman who has been irrigated with a large amount of strange beast essence.

Jingyuan and Jingyuan cannot be generalized, his quality is of course much stronger than those of those strange beasts.

"I look like a noble lady?" Zhou Shuling blushed in surprise, "Does it mean that I have a good figure and good looks?"

"Forget it." Liu Changan nodded, he would not repeatedly hit this woman who always lacked a little self-confidence. After she suffered repeated setbacks in the blind date market, even though she now earns a lot of money, her self-confidence has not yet recovered.

Zhou Shuling stood up a little embarrassed, "I...I'll go and see if she's doing her homework."

Liu Chang'an nodded, he was also waiting for Zhou Shuling to come back, and now he was going to Hexi with the preserved eggs, and visited the women's health club by the way.

When Zhou Shuling came upstairs, she saw that Zhou Dongdong had already set up her schoolbag, stationery box, pens, textbooks and homework, but she was not doing her homework.

"Your elder brother Chang'an praised me twice today. At noon he praised me for walking, and just now he praised me for being good-looking." Zhou Shuling lowered her voice and said to Zhou Dongdong proudly.

"Brother Chang'an always praises everything he sees. When we came back just now, he saw the little black dog that Lu Sien always chased after, and he also said that the little black dog is good-looking and can make Lu Sien give birth to a beautiful puppy. " Zhou Dongdong said disapprovingly.

The smile on Zhou Shuling's face fell to the ground, she bent down and poked Zhou Dongdong, "Why are you talking to your mother? I'll hit your dumb acupoint!"

Zhou Dongdong uttered an "Om", and howled at the top of his throat. Just as he howled, he remembered that he had been tapped on the dumb acupoint, so he couldn't cry out... But why did he tap Zhou Dongdong's acupoint? It's not fun, it almost exposed Zhou Dongdong, is it because mother thinks the little black dog is not good-looking?Then she goes to touch the little black dog's hole!

Chapter 775 A Day Late Explosion Chapter

Liu Changan brought up the small earthen pot, which contained twenty preserved eggs, and planned to give An Nuan and Professor Liu a taste of it. Just like ordinary boyfriends, when thinking of a girlfriend, it is best to consider the girlfriend's mother to gain some favor.

Although Liu Chang'an is very sure that he passed the test steadily, there is no need to be condescending. He has always been very kind to Professor Liu, chatting with her, being a bosom friend on the Internet, and helping her relieve the emptiness of a middle-aged woman Loneliness, satisfying her online social needs, helping her treat insomnia, giving nutritional supplements and so on.

If she only thought about Annuan, it would inevitably make Liu Yuewang feel lonely when her daughter grows up and is about to leave her. However, the prospective son-in-law also considers the communication and trivial matters of family life, which will make her feel that the family will not be ruled by others. If she is separated, then she will have less psychological entanglement with things like her daughter growing up, falling in love, getting married and so on.

This was Liu Changan's consideration, and he considered every detail, Liu Changan secretly praised himself for his wit with a calm expression.

The small clay pots are wrapped in a net bag made of red plastic bags, which has the atmosphere of local handmade products. This style is also very popular among middle-aged women.

Just as he walked downstairs, Liu Changan took out his mobile phone and saw several messages that Zhu Juntang had sent him.

"Why are you scolding me all of a sudden!"

"Bah!"

"Your skin is itchy, do you want to be electrocuted?"

"Zi-Lightning-Zi-Lightning-electric grill old man, Zhou Dongdong next door is crying!"

Liu Changan sighed and didn't reply to her. He couldn't help but looked up at the scattered lights on the top of Yuelu Mountain, and then walked towards Hexi.

At this time, Junsha is still permeated with the chill of winter and spring in the south. Even the warm and leisurely people seldom come out for a stroll.

Even in a bustling business district, there are fewer pedestrians in the periphery than in other seasons. The hot pot restaurant is in a booming time, with red soup hot pot bottom, steaming steam, long chopsticks, fresh ingredients, and enthusiasm The faces of the hot pot restaurant make people yearn for the impression.

Looking at the preserved eggs in his hand, there are almost no such dishes as preserved eggs in chain hot pot restaurants, but in fact preserved eggs are sliced ​​and eaten after boiling, and they have a unique flavor. You may as well try it when you cook hot pot by yourself.

It is best not to bring a plate of cut preserved eggs and use the hot pot at the party to cook them at the party, lest everyone look at you with strange eyes.

Many dishes, and how to eat them, were regarded as dark dishes when they were not popularized.

But without those who make dark dishes, how can there be so many types of food now?Seeing other people's fresh ways of eating, often exclaiming "dark cuisine", this kind of person is boring and dull.

Stinky tofu, preserved eggs, tempeh, and many rancid fermented foods, which one was not considered a dark dish at the beginning?When a person is alive, he must dare to try any food that does not seem to poison him to death. This is a kind of Shennong-like spirit that must be inherited.

Liu Changan thought about these things, and walked to Hexi at a slightly faster pace than usual. When he passed by the water monkey's factory building, he went up to take a look. The skyline is much quieter, as if photographed into a film.

As long as there are no poisonous insects and strange beasts, this place is really good, but it can be regarded as the flagship store of Red Soup and Spicy Rooster Noodles.

A large row of red lanterns must be hung along the river, and red chili peppers are hung on the entire storefront, so that those who can't eat spicy food will be deterred, and those who can eat spicy food will feel refreshed.

Liu Chang'an then remembered the appearance of some wine shops in Fengleijianmen of Kyushu during the Song Dynasty, and also remembered that people at that time were very particular about "eating", which modern people can't even imagine.

A wealthy lady like Zhu Juntang needs a whole kitchen team to serve a meal when she is dining alone. There are dozens of types from pre-dinner snacks to main meal styles, after-dinner desserts, etc., which makes ordinary people feel too extravagant , but in the same level of powerful and rich merchants in the Song Dynasty, what is it?

Liu Chang'an remembered that Zhang Jun, the king of Qinghe County at that time, had a thick book for serving dishes at a banquet, and the food sharing system was implemented. Instead of picking up the same dish with chopsticks at the same table, everyone ate their own dishes. .

There are more than 200 dishes on the main table, dozens of dishes are all kinds of famous dishes, and there are as many as dozens of candied fruit cakes.

The preparations for the banquet and the reception were all professionals. The famous prostitutes invited to the banquet were basically the top names of the major brothels in the city. There were as many as dozens of people.

Whether or not you can finish your meal is not a consideration at all, you need to be extravagant, have fun, and have more women.

Fortunately, in today's era, despite the occasional extravagance, the country's military strength is not what it was in the Song Dynasty.

"Then we need to prepare a few more dishes, and the ostentation will become more complicated. In addition to red soup and spicy rooster noodles, Zhou's mother's big meat buns, Zhou Dongdong's big chicken drumsticks, Zhou's mother's pig's trotters, and fried eggs in lard... Zhou Shuling has to be asked to cook." Invent some food, anyway, she likes to invent." Recalling the past and thinking about the present, Liu Changan made a confident decision after comparing.

Pausing here for a short while, Liu Changan continued to walk forward and entered the neighborhood near the university town. The old city of Hexi was near the river bank. In the alleyway, Liu Changan walked over, and saw a woman leaning against the corridor door and looking at him.

Liu Changan remembered that there were only some more remote places in Junsha, such as the Red Star Market near the South Bus Station, where there were some street girls.

"Handsome guy, do you want to go upstairs and play?" The woman made an "OK" gesture, her index finger and thumb formed a circle, if Liu Changan put her finger in that circle, she would hold his finger tightly, Pull him upstairs, warm hospitality.

What a warm scene, just like many years ago when everyone agreed that "distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors", the feeling that neighbors are as close as a family.

It's a pity that most people live door-to-door with their neighbors for the rest of their lives, and they don't know the neighbor's name, unless there is a well-known gossip in the other's family, the old woman comes to the door, the mistress makes trouble, the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are at odds, the husband picks up ashes, etc. of.

"Thank you, no." Liu Changan politely declined the other party's invitation, and looked at her with a slightly raised mouth. If she was engaged in the chicken industry, her skin would be too good, and the feeling of being healthy and full of vitality was too strong.

Lou Ji is of course a word invented by Liu Changan on the spur of the moment. This "chicken" was originally a word for "Feng", but there is a Shangguan Dandan in his family, and that is the real "Feng", so Liu Changan is only willing to call others Lou Ji.

Although Shangguan Dandan always made it difficult for Liu Changan to deal with, but it was an internal conflict within the family, and he naturally favored Shangguan Dandan [-]% to the outside world, nothing to say.

This woman is probably a fairy dancer, trying to harm him. Liu Changan has rich experience in life, and he will not be fooled like a young man who can't walk when he sees a beauty.

Soon came to Juyuan Community, walked up the steps, and knocked on the door of An Nuan's house. The door of An Nuan's house was not opened, but the door of Professor Ling's house opposite was opened. Han Zhizhi stuck her head out and took a look.

Seeing that it was Liu Changan, she walked out, gently closed the door of her own house, and looked at Liu Changan with her hand on the wall, "Tomorrow is the Lantern Festival, come to the mother-in-law's house to send the Lantern Tuozi?"

"You actually know Yuanxiao Tuozi?" Liu Changan was a little surprised.

The glutinous rice balls eaten during the Southern Lantern Festival used to be called Fuyunzi, and later called Yuanxiao. In the past, people did not have the luxury to buy glutinous rice balls made by merchants. Many people grind the rice into powder by themselves, add water and knead it into a dough ball. The red soup is wrapped inside, and after being steamed and cooked, it becomes Yuanxiao Tuozi.

This kind of dumpling is often huge in stature. The Lantern Festival dumpling made in some rough families is about the size of Zhou Dongdong's fist. It looks completely different from the current glutinous rice balls the size of a grape.

"There's nothing unusual about this. I'm a person who often goes to the mountains and the countryside, and I've seen a lot of the countryside." Han Zhizhi boasted.

"But I'm not Yuanxiao Tuozi, who puts that in a clay pot?" Liu Changan lifted the pot, "I made preserved eggs from the duck eggs I carefully selected, and sealed them with water on the edge of the pot. You can eat it, most of the taste is delicious and tender, and the alkaline smell is almost indistinguishable."

The clay pot used by Liu Changan has a water tank around it, and the water tank is a certain distance away from the top of the pot mouth. The lid is like an upside-down bowl, and the edge is attached to the bottom of the tank. role.

This is the embodiment of the wisdom of the great working people in life. The chili sauce, tempeh, and preserved eggs made by Liu Changan are all sealed in such clay pots... although its sealing effect is not as good as modern food storage equipment.

But in Liu Changan's opinion, if things like chili sauce, fermented soybeans, kimchi, and pickles are not taken out of this clay pot, they will lose their flavor.

"Give me two." Han Zhizhi reached out to Liu Changan.

"It was said that it would take about [-] days to eat. Here it is for you, do you take the hatching egg?" Liu Changan glanced at Han Zhizhi's figure.

I used to know a girl, in order to make her body look plump, she thought of a way to use duck eggs.

At that time, bras were not so popular, and most girls wore vests and the like. She made two pockets on the chest of her vest, and put a duck egg in each pocket.

After doing this, her body looks much better, and she has attracted the attention of many boys. She is also very proud, but one day when she was dating a boy, she suddenly heard "<{=... (Quack~quack~quack~)" was the sound of ducklings, which turned out to be that the two duck eggs in the pocket on her chest hatched into ducklings.

The atmosphere at that time was a bit awkward, but when the boy was digging out the duck, he touched the girl's chest. The two people had a good impression of each other, and the atmosphere changed in multiple layers. The two embraced together. What happened can be described but not A number of things that need to be described.

Afterwards, the two of them raised the ducklings as a testimony of their love. One was made into a fruit wood roast duck and the other into a salted duck.

Han Zhizhi's figure, of course, doesn't need to hatch duck eggs. She has always been a girl with a bit of fleshy feeling. Wu Fan also took a fancy to this at the beginning. Girls with this figure are generally not the kind of fat and breastless. .

"Liu Chang'an, I found out that you are talking about choking people to death? You are the duck, and you are the one who hatches duck eggs." Han Zhizhi scolded Liu Chang'an, and turned her buttocks back.

"Who are you talking to?" Professor Ling's voice came from the door.

Han Zhizhi had already closed the door, but Liu Changan could hear the sound of Professor Ling coming to open the door, and then saw Professor Ling's not-so-beautiful face, but with the mature style of a middle-aged intellectual woman.

Professor Ling is wearing a set of thermal underwear, covering her slightly plump figure that has accumulated fat in winter. Her face is radiant, revealing the brilliance of a woman's confidence. Since that special experience, her physical health has been greatly improved .

Some minor problems common to middle-aged women are gone, they are more confident and attractive, and their married life is much more harmonious, whether she likes him or not.

"Come in and have a seat." Professor Ling beckoned, full of enthusiasm. To be honest, if Han Zhizhi also found a boyfriend and came to her house to pay New Year's greetings, Professor Ling would never have seen Liu Changan so happy and willing to get close.