I'm really immortal

"I think I look better when I walk now." Zhou Shuling lowered her voice and said to Liu Changan uncertainly.

Someone said that to her today, Zhou Shuling had to find him to make sure, if he was willing to praise her, then it was true.

"Well, I used to patronize work, so why would you think about whether you look good when you walk? When you think about whether you walk well, the general situation is better than before." Liu Changan is not the kind who always uses blows, Irony and ridicule for those who think they are humorous, the little woman also needs to praise, just like a stupid child also has a bright spot that needs to be encouraged.

Zhou Shuling was delighted, it turned out that she really looked better, so she had to be careful, lest people say that she was coquettish, or came to pursue her like All Stars and Mi Gaoming, it would be a bit difficult to resist.

"Where's Dandan?" Zhou Shuling asked as he passed by Liu Changan's house, where there was no sound from the TV.

"Qin Yanan came here for a while and then left. Tandan probably went to play cards, and I didn't notice whether she was in the canteen just now." Liu Changan did not enter his house, but still followed Zhou Shuling upstairs.

"Where's Zhou Dongdong?" Zhou Shuling was a little surprised that he didn't see Zhou Dongdong downstairs just now.

"I don't know, how do I know?" Liu Changan shook his head.

When Zhou Shuling returned home, she saw Zhou Dongdong making "preserved eggs". She made a basin of mud and coated all the eggs at home.

"What are you doing?" Zhou Shuling stared, she felt that something was wrong when she was downstairs just now, Liu Changan was making preserved eggs, Zhou Dongdong had never seen such a thing before, unexpectedly he wasn't joining in the fun, so he was imitating at home!

"Make preserved eggs!" Zhou Dongdong wiped his cheeks and was terrified. The scary mother came back. Zhou Dongdong looked at his muddy hands, muddy clothes and floor, and quickly glanced at the door. He didn't know how to run away now. Too late.

Zhou Shuling looked at the plate of eggs she had just bought. She was so angry that she just raised her hand when she suddenly came to her senses and looked back. As expected, Liu Changan was watching expectantly.

"You know that, right! You know what she's going to do when you're downstairs, right?" Zhou Shuling was anxious, and decided not to hit Zhou Dongdong today, and raised her hand to hit Liu Chang'an several times.

"I don't know, why are you doing this? You hit me instead of Zhou Dongdong?" Liu Changan refused.

"I'll hit you first, then her." Zhou Shuling pursed her lips and hit someone. She had come to her senses and couldn't always be treated as a thug by Liu Changan. Most of the time, [-]% of Zhou Dongdong's stupid things were instigated by Liu Changan overtly or secretly.

Zhou Dongdong watched his mother beating Chang'an brother, and was smiling with his mouth open. Hearing that he would still be beaten, he howled "嗤", and ran to the door.

Liu Changan didn't run away, but still looked at Zhou Shuling unconvinced, he clearly didn't say a single word to provoke Zhou Dongdong today, it was Zhou Dongdong who was going to do something stupid by himself, how could he be blamed?

Zhou Dongdong ran away, Zhou Shuling put down her raised hand, looked at Liu Changan but couldn't help laughing, and asked angrily, "Is this how men take care of their children?"

"Hey, let's cook, finish eating early, I'll go and watch you dance, I have something to do tonight." Liu Changan said with a smile.

"Disgusting." Zhou Shuling rolled his eyes at him, the corners of his mouth curled up slightly, and he smiled again, her waist swaying softly, not afraid that he would think she was coquettish, she should make him feel good-looking. I really feel like I am a bit feminine.

Chapter 773 The Impure Xiaobai and the Pure Baa-baa

If the shell of the egg is wet with water, it is not easy to preserve, and it is easy to be corroded by bacteria to the inside, causing the egg to break.This plate of eggs has to be eaten tonight. Zhou Shuling quickly thought about it, scrambled eggs with green peppers, poached egg soup with minced meat, steamed egg custard, and made tea eggs for the rest.

Of course Zhou Dongdong's "preserved eggs" are not real preserved eggs, but just muddy eggs, which will turn into rotten eggs after a while if they are not eaten immediately.

Preserved eggs, muddy eggs, rotten eggs, these terms are somewhat related to Zhou Dongdong.

The task of cleaning these muddy eggs was assigned by Zhou Shuling to Liu Changan, which made him a little depressed. He was obviously just an innocent passerby who came to see his mother beating a child.

So Liu Changan went to the window and yelled, calling Zhou Dongdong who had just run away to come back to wash the eggs.

Take care of the stupid things you do yourself.

Zhou Dongdong groped up the stairs little by little, and observed for a minute at the door. He was sure that his mother was cooking in the kitchen and was in the state of not beating children. he.

"Wash the eggs." Liu Changan said.

"preserved egg."

"I see you as a preserved egg."

"I'm not! I'm a kid who eats preserved eggs."

"If you eat too much preserved eggs, they will turn into preserved eggs." Liu Changan glanced at Zhou Dongdong, then pointed to the mirror, "Go look in the mirror and see if you look like a preserved egg?"

Zhou Dongdong hesitated for a moment, and slowly approached the mirror on the wall, leaning against the wall and parallel to the mirror, and quietly turned his head to glance at himself in the mirror.

Only faces can be seen.

His face was like a delicious little apple. Zhou Dongdong poked his cheek and moved to the mirror to look up. He couldn't help but turn pale with shock. He ran to the kitchen and said to Zhou Shuling: "Mom, I eat too much preserved eggs and I look like preserved eggs. Already!"

"It's okay, your elder brother Chang'an is also a preserved egg." Zhou Shuling had no time to talk to her, so he sent her away casually.

Since Brother Chang'an is also a preserved egg, Zhou Dongdong took his time, walked to Liu Changan's side and leaned against him, while reaching for the eggs in the basin, he said happily, "Brother Chang'an, I am a little preserved egg, you It's a big preserved egg, the two of us will be preserved eggs together."

I'm not, Liu Changan didn't want to be a preserved egg with her, and he denied it from the bottom of his heart.

When Zhou Shuling finished cooking a few dishes with eggs as the raw material, and there was still a beef slice with rattan pepper ready to be cooked, Shangguan Dandan came upstairs with the thermos in her arms.

"Dongdong mother, do you need my help?" Shangguan Dandan first walked to the kitchen door and talked to his favorite virtuous and hardworking daughter-in-law.

"No need." Zhou Shuling smiled and wiped the sweat from her forehead, "You are ready to eat, the rattan pepper beef slices and poached egg minced meat soup you made today are both your favorite."

"I could smell beef slices with rattan pepper since I was downstairs." After Shangguan Dandan finished speaking, he went into the kitchen and inspected it, but there was no housework for him to do.

So Shangguan Dandan turned on the water meter and looked at it, saying that he is a queen mother who pays attention to the details of life and knows how to live, and walked out of the kitchen.

"Dan Dan, how do you come back to eat every time you step on it? Don't you always prick your ears, sniff your nose, and pay attention to whether others have finished their housework and cooked their meals? ?” Liu Changan was a little hard to understand, and he was a little admirable, “Aren’t you tired? Isn’t this more tiring than doing some housework?”

Shangguan Dandan took two steps back stiffly, looking at Liu Changan with puffy cheeks, how could he find out!Is it so obvious that I only come back when I wait for dinner every time?

No, Dongdong's mother didn't realize it. It must be Liu Changan's preconceived position. He felt that Shangguan Dandan didn't like to do housework for no reason, so he revealed to Shangguan Dandan from time to time that he had done housework, and he was a lot of people who just lived. Details are blind.

Shangguan Dandan frowned, he didn't want to explain, and he didn't want to talk to Liu Changan, he took a pair of bowls and chopsticks and put them neatly on the dining table, then sat beside the bowls and chopsticks and didn't move.

And put the thermos in a conspicuous place.

After eating, it was a group activity of dancing. Because she was praised, she felt that it was the benefits of dancing, and Zhou Shuling became more motivated.

Zhou Dongdong bit a piece of rope in his mouth, and handed the other end to Liu Changan, letting him lead him along.

Lu Sien discovered this, rushed upstairs, bit his own leash in his mouth, and followed behind wagging his ball-like tail.

Shangguan Dandan didn't have much interest in dancing as a physical exercise anymore, but he still had some enthusiasm for participating in dancing, as long as Liu Changan didn't bother him when he was drinking champagne quietly with his arms in his arms.

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Zhu Juntang and Bai Hui were more motivated, and they arrived at the venue earlier. A van drove to the venue on the top of the podium building and stopped. Zhu Juntang's baker got out of the car and set up the audio equipment, Put away the isolation tape.

There is no way to do this, except for the first day, there are a lot of shopping mall customers and citizens walking around on the second day.

And those who engage in live broadcasts are the most annoying, as if they don't know that most people hate them for taking pictures of themselves in their live broadcasts without authorization, holding a mobile phone lens and almost reaching other people's faces.

Whether it's Baifen or Zhu Juntang, these people like to shoot subjects, and there are even anchors who chat up live.

Looking at those who took pictures with their mobile phones outside the isolation zone, Bai Hui didn't have any complaints. After all, this place is open to the public, and no one can control anyone if they don't disturb each other.

Occasionally, those who wanted to cross the isolation zone were also stopped by the bakers.

This battle is a bit big, and Bai Hui has gradually entered the state, thinking that if she can really lead everyone to win the championship, she will be very happy. After all, as a beautiful girl, she leads a group of grandparents, grandmothers, children and beautiful young women to win the championship. The results are quite impressive.

"Today I did something you would never have imagined." Before everyone arrived, Bai Hui pulled Zhu Juntang to talk in the nanny's car, with a little bit of shy excitement on his face.

Girlfriends, buddies, these guys exist for the purpose of satisfying their own displeasure when they have done something that is not suitable for publicity and publicity, but they are a little proud and secretly happy.

"You forced Liu Chang'an to sleep?" Zhu Juntang said expectantly, his eyes widening.

Bai Hui pushed Zhu Juntang a little, feeling a little annoyed, "I'm not a nympho! Also, if you say such an exaggerated thing first, let me talk about what I did, and I won't feel it anymore!"

"Let's talk about it." Zhu Juntang laughed a few times, really disapproving, a little girl in a crush, if she does something a little bold, she will look amazing.

In fact, they are all just things that she thinks are too much and exaggerated. There is no comparison with Zhu Juntang. Zhu Juntang thinks about how to torture Liu Changan every day, how to torture his screaming existence. There are few people in the world like Zhu Juntang. This is the ability to do whatever you want.

Zhu Juntang often did things that Liu Chang'an could not have imagined, making such a knowledgeable person show an unimaginable expression, every time Zhu Juntang would be full of a sense of accomplishment.

"Didn't you hit him on the head today..." Bai Hui seemed to have done something bad, couldn't help but say it, and said a little shyly: "...Then I said you hit me..."

After finishing speaking, Bai Hui's cheeks were hot, she twisted her body, raised her hands to cover her face, and looked extremely ashamed. This matter can only be shared with Zhu Juntang, after all, Zhu Juntang usually said more exaggerated things.

After waiting for a few seconds, Bai Hui found that Zhu Juntang hadn't moved. She let go of her hand and saw that Zhu Juntang was looking at her blankly. Puzzlement and embarrassment flashed in Zhu Juntang's clear eyes, as if she was completely GET less than point.

"Ah...it's nothing...I'll go and see if anyone is here." Bai Hui touched her face in embarrassment, and quickly trotted out of the car.

"Baa!" Zhu Juntang yelled delicately, never thought that liking someone would make the little white pig become obscene, and almost be stained by her a little bit of purity, but fortunately Zhu Juntang didn't understand anything, and was still innocent Pure bleat.

Bai Hui ran to the viewing elevator on the top of the group building, looked at the huge KAWS doll, and then realized, how could Zhu Juntang not understand?

She pretended!

Bai Hui angrily remembered that on New Year's Eve, she and her cousin went to the funeral street to buy some money paper candles and so on, and met Liu Chang'an. At that time, when they mentioned the next sentence that the dumplings are delicious, Liu Chang'an also looked at a loss. .

It is exactly the same as Zhu Juntang just now!

These two are real!

Bai Hui was furious, the point is how could there be such a sense of synchronization between Liu Changan and Zhu Juntang?

Seeing an elevator going up, Bai Hui took out her mobile phone to take a selfie, and then saw from the front camera that the group of people in the elevator were Liu Chang'an and a bunch of other people.

The elevator door opened, and Bai Hui just turned around, "Huh? I just came here to take some photos, you guys are here."

"Mr. Bai, I'm going to work hard on you again today. I just can't do a few moves well." Zhou Shuling smiled and said to Bai Hui, a teacher who is capable is a teacher, and Zhou Shuling didn't feel reluctant to call the little girl a teacher.

This little girl is really good-looking, especially her figure, which is similar to her, but she is a beautiful girl, and she is just a single mother who has been repeatedly eliminated in the blind date market.

"It's not hard, it's not hard, I like dancing myself, we'll practice alone later." Bai Hui also said with a smile, her gaze missed Liu Changan, and she waved to Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Dandan.

"Would you like to drink my champagne?" Shangguan Dandan said to Bai Hui. This little girl has no sign of Liu Changan in her body, she looks very pure. She teaches everyone how to dance seriously every day. Not much and always jumping out a lot of sweat.

What is champagne water?Bai Hui was not quite sure whether champagne water and champagne were the same thing, and wanted to politely refuse, but still nodded in a strange way, "Okay, what is that?"

So Shangguan Dandan took out a stack of disposable cups from his hood, and then unscrewed the lid of the thermos, ready to pour some for Baifen.

Liu Changan reached out to take the glass that Shangguan Dandan handed over, and drank it in one gulp, "Her champagne water is just champagne, don't drink before exercising."

"Ah... so it's wine." Bai Hui still knows the common sense that you can't drink before exercising... Although it doesn't matter at all, but Liu Chang'an doesn't let it, so Bai Hui can only say to Shangguan: "Then I Can you give me another drink after dancing?"

Shangguan Dandan didn't speak, and slowly turned around while holding her thermos and left.

Bai Hui didn't know if she offended Shangguan Dandan by doing this, she was a little anxious, but the feeling of being controlled by Liu Changan not to drink was a bit sweet, so Bai Hui stood there and looked at Shangguan Dandan's back, then at Liu Changan, do not know what to do.

"Dongdong, you dance very seriously every day, you must have lost a little weight." Bai Hui encouraged Zhou Dongdong when she saw that Zhou Dongdong was still standing beside her.

"I lost weight?" Zhou Dongdong was taken aback, spat out the rope in his mouth, and ran away in fear.

Zhou Shuling smiled slightly, turned around and walked towards Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong. She could tell that the little girl had a crush on Liu Changan. If it is stuck here, it seems to be mixed.

Chapter 774 Two Praises and Two Acupuncture Points

Liu Chang'an looked at the astonished Bai Hui, and smiled slightly, it seems that now Bai Hui is also a person who is not good at socializing, and his ability to perceive words and expressions has declined a lot, and he is far from Liu Chang'an in this point, Liu Chang'an has always been a very good at talking People, able to chat and laugh happily with all kinds of people, and get along happily.

This is also a natural ability obtained in a long life, there is no need to be complacent, Liu Changan will not show off himself, and at the same time, he will ridicule Bai Hui.

How to communicate with human beings has never been an easy task. Fortunately, after living with many races and making progress together, Liu Changan has also caught up with human thinking and mastered the skills and rules of living with human beings.

"In the 70s, Frans de Waal observed chimpanzees at the Arnad Zoo in the Netherlands, and at the same time published "Chimpanzee Politics" in 1982, concluding that chimpanzee social behavior is political, just like humans " Liu Changan said to Bai Hui.

"Ah?" Bai Hui came back to her senses, Liu Chang'an often inexplicably started a topic that was completely irrelevant to what just happened, the current context and atmosphere.

Girls like small animals, those small, cute animals that pose no threat to her, they like to touch, rub, and stroke them, but most girls still like animals like chimpanzees They stay in the zoo.

As for the political nature of chimpanzee social behavior, I don’t even care about it. As long as animals are delicious or cute, who else cares?

"Obviously, your social level is not as good as that of chimpanzees. A normal chimpanzee group is relatively harmonious, especially a female chimpanzee, who is rarely isolated by other individuals in the group. There are two males in the group who are competing for the leader position, and they will also show their strength in front of the female chimpanzee, play with the young chimpanzee and other means to compete for the favor of the female chimpanzee." Liu Changan said regretfully: "Look at the four of us here just now, After you all say hello, I'm the only one left."

Bai Hui tugged at the hem of her skirt and listened to his nonsense with wide eyes, "You call me a female chimpanzee, and Zhou Dongdong is a baby chimpanzee, Shangguan Dandan and sister Zhou are other chimpanzees!"

"That's not what I meant. The point is that I said your social level is too low, even worse than that of a female chimpanzee." Liu Changan was a little surprised, remembering that when he said this before, Bai Hui was very angry.

He still looks a little angry now, but he actually knows how to grasp the more critical counterattack points, instead of just gnashing his teeth and pressing his chest like a stuffed gourd.

Improvement, she said so, even Liu Changan would not admit it, offending Shangguan Dandan, Zhou Dongdong and Zhou Shuling at the same time, this is as difficult as a strand of hair.

"Hmm... I remembered, the first time you showed your strength in front of me was when you threw those two little thieves off the bridge... Also, when you and Guan Yuan were competing for the man of the year on campus , You buried him, which is also a way to show strength. As for playing with the little chimpanzee..." Bai Hui glanced at Zhou Dongdong who was jumping around alive and writhing, "Anyway, if I were a female chimpanzee, You are the gorilla vying for the favor of my female chimpanzee!"

Although the last sentence was a bit too self-conscious, Bai Hui was not so sensitive, and she was not so afraid of being ridiculed by him... I feel like he won't do that anymore.

"In order to fight back, you actually admitted that you are a female chimpanzee. This method of killing one thousand enemies and harming yourself three thousand is really powerful." Liu Changan took two steps back and cupped his hands to express his admiration.

Bai Hui twisted her body a little proudly, he didn't refute that he was a gorilla competing for the favor of her female chimpanzee...Of course, it may also be because he never tried to win her favor, so he didn't even bother to refute such words.

But Bai Hui was still a little happy, so she pulled Liu Chang'an and asked her to follow him to the side of the Heisenberg German restaurant, where it avoided the check-in hotspots of the giant dolls next to it, and a huge electrical box blocked the tourists coming and going Sight.

"you see me……"

As she said that, Bai Hui twisted her waist, her buttocks shook sideways, one side of her skirt stuck to her thigh, and the other side of her skirt flew up, the Absolute Domain was as gorgeous and beautiful as under the light of the Holy Light .

She smiled at the corner of her mouth, her eyes were gentle, she shook her hands, one hand made a pistol gesture and pointed at Liu Changan, and the other hand made a gesture of heart.

"What are you doing?" Even though this picture is as beautiful as the men's first love, with white walls, a young girl full of vitality, and clear and bright eyes, the corners of the mouth slightly curl up when I think about it.

Liu Chang'an still didn't quite understand, she called him here, thinking she wanted to tell him that she also saw secrets like water monkeys, aliens, underground people and so on.