I'm really immortal

Zhou Shuling pouted and wiped her nose. Of course she was wronged. She had been cutting window grilles for a long time, and she had cut a lot of them. When he came back, all the window grilles he cut casually were much prettier than hers. In comparison, her window grilles were just as Zhou Dongdong's handicraft class homework is the same, so how can she post those window grilles?

Seeing her expression, Liu Changan probably understood, and couldn't help laughing, "It's okay, how many years have I been cutting window grilles, can you compare with me? Go, chop up the meat and make egg dumplings."

"Stupid mother." Zhou Dongdong giggled.

Zhou Shuling came back to her senses and gave Zhou a thud, staring at this stupid kid, who is no match for Liu Changan, and can't deal with you?

After eating at noon, Liu Changan remembered that there were still fireworks and firecrackers that he hadn't bought, and was going to buy some very powerful varieties. Zhou Dongdong wanted to follow, but she offended Zhou Shuling too many times today, and was suppressed by Zhou Shuling on the heating table Next to do winter vacation homework.

Shangguan Dandan volunteered to help Zhou Dongdong do his homework, she thinks she already has such ability now.

Junsha, where the Spring Festival is coming, is not a total ban on fireworks and firecrackers that people judge based on common sense.

After all, in Juzhou in the center of the city, on Saturdays, Sundays, holidays, big and small, there will be endless fireworks by the officials, crackling and crackling, which is a fireworks banquet in full bloom in the sky of the whole city.

Only state agencies and public institutions, transportation hubs, and crowded places are prohibited, and most of them are only partially restricted areas. In these partially restricted areas, fireworks and firecrackers can often be set off from the 24th of the twelfth lunar month until the [-]th day of the first lunar month.

Liu Chang'an decided to buy powerful varieties, which are not available in the shops in the bustling downtown area, only in the traditional "Superstition Street", that is, those relatively large fireworks and firecracker shops next to the streets that usually sell funeral supplies.

The demand for activities such as "grave head dancing" can also be contacted in this area... In many funeral activities, if the deceased old man is over 80 years old, it is often regarded as a happy event. What kind of female team is invited to perform various performances? All programs are normal.

Liu Changan planned to buy a sky cannon that was at least as thick as an arm, and planned to perform the "Spiral Ascension" program for Zhou Dongdong at night.

It's actually very simple, that is, he held the big sky cannon, let Zhou Dongdong ignite the fuse, and then kicked his feet, as if being spiraled into the sky by the sky cannon.

It was just wandering around for a long time, but he couldn't find a big sky cannon that met his needs, but Da Xiongxiong saw four of them.

Chapter 667 Unexpected

Zhongqing was not surprised to see Liu Chang'an here. Wherever he appeared, he could match or contrast with the surrounding environment and atmosphere to make people feel appropriate.

Those white wreaths, piles of paper money carved out of copper coins, and banknotes from the Underworld Bank, large and small paper houses, circles of red firecrackers, Liu Changan's tall figure, and a faint smile on his face, all go together. But it is like a genre painting.

Many labels that mean the death of vitality and the end of life cannot dilute his lush and forest-like feeling of freshness and vitality.

Zhongqing remembers that time when he met him shopping for vegetables on the old street, and then he was almost hit by an electric car, and he hugged his waist and arms into his arms, smelling his body, it was such a feeling.

Thinking of this, Zhongqing casually raised his hand and pressed his waist, which turned out to be a little crispy.

"Liu Chang'an!" Before Zhongqing could say hello, Bai Hui who was beside him couldn't help but trot a few steps, and then waved his hands.

Zhongqing was a little puzzled. The little cousin must be very happy to meet Liu Changan by chance, but isn't the enthusiasm that radiates immediately today a little too unreserved?

Generally speaking, when a girl with a personality like Bai Hui has a crush on her, she is often very concerned about not being discovered by the other party. She is always reserved and carefully hides her thoughts.

It's Xiong Da and Xiong Er, Liu Changan laughed, looking at his cousins ​​standing under the pavement on both sides of the street.

The snow in the middle of the street was pushed to the sides and piled up in front of the shop. It was black and gray, dirty and flowing with melted snow, and it felt wet and cold everywhere. The two sisters were wearing coats, but inside they looked a little thin and cool. T-shirt.

The decisiveness of maternal genes to physical fitness makes Zhongqing and Baihui, cousins, very similar in stature, but Zhongqing is more mature after all.

"Why are you here?" Liu Changan also walked over and stood with them.

"Our house is nearby. It's not far from the barbecue shop we often go to. Walk out from here and drive to my house for a few minutes." Bai Hui quickly explained, "What are you doing here? ?”

"Buy more powerful fireworks salutes." Because there are still many people who will buy fireworks salutes and bring them back to their hometowns to pay homage to their relatives. In many towns and villages outside the city, there are still pieces of ancestral graves in the mountains, where fireworks salutes are set off. There is no limit.

"We are also here to buy some firecrackers. My father and his brother died last year. This year is considered a more important kind of memorial service. My mother said that we still have to do it." Zhongqing said flatly, everyone died, The hatred has faded, but the feelings are of course more indifferent.

Liu Chang'an nodded to express his understanding. Zhongqing's father was the kind of garbage man who beat his wife when he was eating, drinking and having fun.

Looking at Zhongqing's appearance and figure, one can tell that her mother must have been a beauty when she was young.

"Actually, I don't think it's necessary. It's better to cut off contact from now on. Just pretend that you've never known the people there." Bai Hui said angrily, "It's just that he died too early. He should see more of my cousin. Scenery, a high-rise building is built next to his house, luxury cars are parked in front of his house every day, and the gambler dies with envy."

"What glory do I have?" Zhongqing teased, "I'm not as good as you, and now I bought a house by myself, I didn't even buy a house."

Bai Hui was a little embarrassed, and remembered that she had money in her account now, and in the final analysis, she still had something to do with Liu Chang'an, from gold coins to stock trading, she had something to do with him. With Liu Changan.

Zhong Qing saw Bai Hui's eyes, and didn't stare too much, just took one look to be sure, did little cousin have sex with Liu Chang'an?

This is completely unreserved, as if he doesn't mind Liu Changan knowing that he likes him at all, Zhongqing thought so, and casually asked Liu Changan's tone: "Have you made an appointment with Bai Hui to meet here?"

"No! Didn't you pull me here to accompany you?" Bai Hui quickly explained, lest her cousin misunderstand that she and Liu Chang'an were having an affair.

"Meeting each other is worse than meeting by chance. We can go shopping together in coffin shops, funeral supplies stores and so on. You can ask me about your relationship with the object of worship, your relationship, and the quality of funeral supplies you want to buy. I can be sure." Liu Changan warmly invited.

"You...you don't want to accompany me...we're gone if you go shopping at the mall." Bai Hui snorted coquettishly, it's really annoying, he's just talking about unreliable things, if we meet in the mall, he won't Said such a thing.

"I think you're free, so go with us." Zhongqing tugged Liu Chang'an's clothes lightly.

Liu Changan thought for a while and thought that there was nothing to do in the afternoon, so he nodded.

Bai Hui held Zhongqing's arm and jumped, a little happy.

The custom here is that people who passed away this year will start worshiping on the [-]th of the new year. Relatives and friends will come to set off firecrackers and offer some fruit to express their condolences. The eighth day of the seventh day.

After the worship, he came out, and just now his expression was like looking at the enemy Bai Hui, so he asked strangely: "Why are they so honest? I thought they would jump up and scold my cousin indiscriminately." It used to be, I heard from my mother that when my aunt first went to Taiwan Island, the people at Zhong’s house often made trouble for nothing, and always said some nasty things to scold my aunt, even my mother scolded me too.”

"Ordinary people are the most knowledgeable about current affairs. Your sister is rich and powerful now. If they know more, they will even know that your sister has a lot of connections. Everyone is already dead. How unworthy is it to offend Zhongqing for Zhongqing's father? Her uncles and elders also have their own lives and families, who would offend Zhongqing by being ignorant of current affairs? Disappears in the blink of an eye."

"In my impression... I thought they would beat and swear, chasing my cousin all the time... That's why I feel relieved that Liu Chang'an can come." Bai Hui then nodded in panic and understanding.

"It was created to create conflicts in novels, movies and TV dramas...Of course there are in reality, but there are not many... Unless Zhongqing is still the target they can beat and scold at will, their courage is much more sufficient." Liu Changan Seeing that Zhongqing's mood seemed to be affected a little, he patted Zhongqing on the shoulder, "Go get two bottles of wine, go back to the hotel room and have a drink with Bai Hui."

"Then will you drink with us?" Bai Hui looked sideways at Liu Chang'an delicately.

Zhongqing gave his little cousin a blank look, two women are drinking in a hotel room, and you invite a man to drink together behind closed doors, what are you thinking?

It's one thing to believe in Liu Chang'an's character, but as a girl, be more reserved, this invitation is like saying "I'll get drunk later and see if you're a beast or not as good as a beast".

"You really know how to enlighten people." Zhongqing said angrily to Liu Chang'an, and also slapped Bai Hui, reminding her by the way, "I will have New Year's Eve dinner at Bai Hui's house tonight, and I will not stay in a hotel tonight."

"That's right, I forgot." Bai Hui rubbed the place where Zhongqing beat her, and remembered with some regret, "Mom said she would go home early at night and asked me to help make dumplings... It's so strange, the New Year is also Eating dumplings, like northerners."

"Dumplings are a worldwide food. For example, Italy, Ukraine, and Russia all have a tradition of eating dumplings. They are eaten in both the north and the south of our country, but the status of dumplings in the north is more important. It is considered the paramount food in the Chinese New Year. "Liu Changan said with a bit of nostalgia, "There is nothing better than dumplings."

"If you didn't say this last sentence, it's quite a serious science popularization." Zhongqing laughed.

"Cousin, why are you talking nasty things? He didn't mean that at all, okay?" Bai Hui said angrily.

"What's the problem?" Liu Changan looked at Zhongqing and Bai Hui suspiciously, confusion and puzzlement flashed in his clear eyes.

"Ah... that's the dumpling, it's so... fun..." Bai Hui wanted to maintain her image, but when she saw Liu Changan's dark and clear eyes, she couldn't help but want to remind her.

"Oh, I understand. It's not as delicious as dumplings, and as fun as white fennel." Liu Changan nodded and laughed twice.

"You...you're teasing me!" Bai Hui was so ashamed and annoyed, this person really pretended to be decent, and she really thought he didn't know.

"It's fun to make you play." Liu Changan's "fun" means just that, nothing else.

"Hey, it's really hard not to be hooked by you." Zhong Qing nodded with a pun. Even she was fooled by Liu Changan's eyes for a moment just now, but she quickly judged rationally, what is wrong with this guy Liu Changan? Maybe you don't even know such a popular dirty talk?

The little cousin is stupid and really funny, that's why she was fooled by him.

"Let's go, I'm going to buy a sky cannon." Liu Changan thought about his performance of spiraling up to the sky, turned around, shook his hand and separated from the sisters.

Chapter 668 Queen Mountain

Liu Changan still couldn't find a suitable sky cannon, so he bought a lot of fireworks salutes. The store gave him a stick, tied the salutes together, and asked him to carry them back.

Normal people know how to hail a taxi. The store owner walked out the door with his mouth slightly open, tiptoeing to watch Liu Changan walk away skillfully.

What a frugal and capable young man.

When Liu Chang'an returned home, he put down the salute that he carried on his shoulder, and saw Zhou Dongdong's eyes were red and moist.

"You hit Zhou Dongdong?" Liu Changan yelled into the kitchen, "What's the matter? Look at her aggrieved look, did you not ask clearly?"

"She took an onion and peeled it by herself!" Zhou Shuling replied in the kitchen, "Why are you blaming me?"

"I thought you typed it, but I didn't even see it, so it would be boring." Liu Chang'an suddenly laughed, then squatted in front of Zhou Dongdong and laughed twice, mocking her.

Zhou Dongdong took out a candy from his pocket and stuffed it into Liu Changan's mouth, blocking his laughter, then he took a candy and opened it to eat.

After lunch, Shangguan Dandan sat next to the electric heating table, holding the thermos pot and squinting his eyes to sleep, when he heard Liu Changan's voice, he clenched his fist and pressed his cheek, "You're back, have you bought the cannon yet? "

"Salute, not a cannon." Liu Changan tore the plastic paper as soon as he gritted his teeth, put his tongue on the candy again, and spit out the package, "I bought a lot, and I will give it to you and children like Zhou Dongdong to play at night." .”

Zhou Dongdong found a bunch of fireworks and salutes that Liu Changan picked up, and happily went to find a lighter.

"I'm not a child, but you can also play with me." Shangguan Dandan took a sip of water first, because he had to drink water first when he woke up from a nap.

After drinking the water, Shangguan Dandan moved over, saw a long thread on a salute, stretched out his hand and pulled it out, it was still a little difficult, and then asked, "What is this for?"

"This is the lead wire. When you light it, the salute will go off." Liu Chang'an didn't pay attention to her just now, and sure enough, just like Zhou Dongdong, she can cause damage if she doesn't pay attention.

So Shangguan Dandan tried hard to plug the lead wire back.

Liu Changan ignored her, Zhou Dongdong ran over again, took a lighter and said to Shangguan Dandan: "Sister Eggy, let's take one to blow up snow in the snow."

"What do you mean by blowing snow?"

"That is, we pile up a lot of snow first, and then put firecrackers in it, and the snow can be blown up like a heavy snowfall." Zhou Dongdong said expectantly.

"Okay!"

Seeing them ready to move, Liu Chang'an didn't explain that these were not firecrackers, they couldn't explode at all, so he took one and threw it to them, letting them play by themselves.

Liu Changan dismantled a few salutes, made a super big one, and went to the kitchen to help Zhou Shuling with work.

"You go and play, I'll be fine." Zhou Shuling felt that there was not much to do.

"Your skills are average, can you fry this tiger skin?"

"Isn't it just oiling and frying?"

"It needs to be boiled and softened first, and you can't control the speed well. Then pierce the skin, and this kind of frying method is easy to splash oil, so you'd better go aside, usually frying a pig's foot will be shouted in the kitchen." Screaming."

Hearing what Liu Changan said was complicated, Zhou Shuling felt guilty, but didn't he enjoy eating the salt and pepper pork knuckle that he usually made by himself?Now let's talk about others.

After having a sumptuous dinner in the evening, Liu Changan called up the two children who had been busy downstairs and failed to "blow up the snow". He glanced at the window and felt that they had collected all the snow in the entire community. , piled up downstairs, almost two stories high.

Liu Chang'an couldn't help frowning, Zhou Dongdong was definitely not able to complete such a large project, Shangguan Dandan usually does nothing, but he is full of energy when wreaking havoc, when the weather warms up and so much snow melts, here is It's like a flood has passed.

During the meal, Zhou Shuling brought three red envelopes and distributed them to Liu Chang'an, Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong.

"I have it too." Liu Changan accepted it with a smile. Usually, older people give red envelopes to younger ones.

"I have five dollars." Zhou Dongdong opened the red envelope, took out the money to look at it, put it in again, put the red envelope in his pocket, patted it, and went to the canteen again.

"I have a lot of money... giggling..." Shangguan Dandan took out the red RMB and counted it three times, and couldn't help laughing. Recently, she couldn't spend all her money, and she even saved some.

Liu Changan is the same as Shangguan Dandan, both of which are 1000 yuan.

Liu Changan also took out three red envelopes and distributed them to them.

"I have five dollars." Zhou Dongdong opened the red envelope, took out the money to look at it, put it in again, put the red envelope in his pocket and patted it, and he can go to the canteen again +1.

"I have a lot..." Shangguan Dandan received it in his hand, and just wanted to say that he had a lot of money, but felt that the weight was not right, so he frowned and took it apart, and it turned out to be the same as Zhou Dongdong, it was five yuan!

Shangguan Dandan stuffed the red envelope into her pocket without saying a word, then touched the thermos, took out a red envelope from her other pocket, took out the original 100 yuan, and only put it in Five yuan went in and passed it to Liu Changan.

"Thank you." Liu Changan accepted it with a smile.

Shangguan Dandan didn't want to talk to him.

"For you." In addition to giving Zhou Shuling a red envelope, Liu Changan also gave her a small glass bottle.

"What is this? Cosmetics?" Zhou Shuling was unexpectedly happy. She didn't expect to receive more, besides red envelopes and gifts, and a small glass bottle filled with transparent liquid.

"Drink it, one drop a day, put it in milk or mix it with other teas and drink it, it will prolong your life and beautify your complexion." Liu Changan said.

Zhou Shuling happily twisted her waist, looked at the small bottle, and pursed her lips. She didn't know why she felt so sweet in her heart, but it wasn't entirely because Liu Changan said that this thing could prolong life and beautify the skin.

Shangguan Dandan gave Zhou Dongdong a bracelet to wear. Liu Changan saw that the material of the bracelet seemed to be similar to that of the Eternal Cabinet, thinking that Shangguan Dandan could not be unfavorable to Zhou Dongdong, so he didn't ask any further questions.

What Shangguan Dandan gave to Zhou Shuling was a jade seal, which looked like a very good suet white jade. The jade color was pure and flawless, crystal clear and moist. level of engraving.

"What do these four words mean...I know three, but Huang...Hou...Shan...the last one I don't know." Zhou Shuling showed it to Liu Chang'an, and asked puzzled.

It turned out to be a seal that could be called a seal. Liu Changan glanced at Shangguan Dandan first. Shangguan Dandan had already started to have a serious meal with Zhou Dongdong. Liu Changan explained: "You overestimate yourself. You only know two words. That's not a mountain, it's a Zigzag. The Queen's Seal is a pretty good handicraft. It's worth at least a few thousand dollars."

A small stone is so expensive, Zhou Shuling didn't try to be polite, and she will buy more delicious food for Shangguan Dandan in the future, cosmetics and clothes as a gift.

Zhou Shuling hurriedly went to put away the small stones worth several thousand yuan, and then came back to eat.

Liu Chang'an remembered that so far the only seal of the empress of the Han Dynasty left in the world is that of Lu Zhi, which is a national treasure that is prohibited from being exhibited abroad.

This little old lady is really... Forget it, let her eat, except for beating Zhou Shuling and Zhou Dongdong, Liu Changan doesn't talk much when eating.

Well, when Shangguan Dandan and Qin Yanan get mixed up again in the future to torment Liu Changan, he will tell Qin Yanan that Shangguan Dandan gave the Queen's Seal to Zhou Shuling.