I'm really immortal

"Morning." Liu Chang'an watched as he walked out against the wall, being careful not to step on Shangguan Dandan who was on the white snow in front of the door.

"When did you come back?" Shangguan Dandan stood against the wall, looked at Zhou Dongdong and Lu Sien again, worried that they would roll over and spoil the snow in front of Shangguan Dantan's door.

"last night."

"Then you didn't knock on my door last night?" Shangguan Dandan said dissatisfied, whenever other people's children come home, they will come to tell their mother first.

"Then why didn't you wait at my house? Zhou Shuling was waiting for me when I came home." Liu Changan retorted.

"Dongdong mother is so good." Shangguan Dandan praised with great satisfaction, as for Liu Changan's other questions, because Xuexue's ears were a little cold, so he didn't hear them.

Liu Changan shook his head.

Shangguan looked at the snow field and the snow-covered sycamore trees calmly, and decided to read a poem: "The scenery of the northern country is covered with ice for thousands of miles, and the snow is drifting for thousands of miles. Looking inside and outside the Great Wall, there is nothing but wildness. The snake, the original wax figure, wants to compete with the gods. It must be sunny, and it looks red and plain, and it is extraordinarily enchanting. There are so many beautiful mountains and rivers, which attract countless heroes to bow down. It is a pity that Qin Huang Han Wu... Qin Huang Han Wu, it is very powerful, Tang Zong and Song Zu are a little less coquettish. Genghis Khan, the arrogance of a generation, only knows how to bend a bow and shoot a big eagle. It's all gone, counting the romantic people, let's look at the present."

"Qin Huang Han Wu, are you very powerful?" Liu Chang'an still heard clearly what she randomly changed.

"Yes, the Han Wu here refers to my Emperor Shizong Xiaowu of the Han Dynasty. Of course, he is the most powerful." Shangguan Dandan said proudly, "The other people in this poem are comparable to Emperor Qin. gone."

"All right." Liu Chang'an didn't argue with her, he never said that Emperor Qin and Han Wu were not good, but he just felt that her level of blindly correcting poems was too low.

"This piece of snow in front of my door is not allowed to be trampled by others." Shangguan Dandan went back and took the pliers for holding coal balls, and prepared to draw a range.

At this time, Zhou Dongdong, who was already like a snowball, rushed over, grabbed two balls of snow and threw them on Liu Changan and Shangguan Dandan. Roll got up and ran again.

"Is Dongdong still cute?" Liu Changan said while looking at Shangguan Dandan, who stared blankly at the snow field where the wild boar had rolled.

Usually, when Zhou Dongdong did something that Liu Changan couldn't describe, Shangguan Dandan liked to say "Dongdong is so cute" while giggling.

Shangguan Dandan put back the briquettes tongs silently, then took out the small stove, the kettle and the long stool she liked to sit on while boiling water, put some charcoal into the stove to light the fire, and looked at the In the face of the fire, I put a piece of extra large charcoal with some snow to extinguish the sparks and put it in a snakeskin bag. Then I put the small kettle filled with water on the stove, and then sat down holding the thermos. Looking at the snow in front of him, he ignored Liu Changan.

Liu Changan laughed, "Dan Dan is so cute."

Shangguan Dandan gave him a supercilious look.

Upstairs, Zhou Shuling poked her head out and said that she was going to have breakfast, and then she saw Zhou Dongdong running around in a snowball, with hood, hair, ears, shoe backs, trouser pockets full of snow, and she ran away angrily. She came down to catch up with Zhou Dongdong, but she couldn't rush into the snow wearing fur slippers. Seeing Liu Changan next to him looking forward to her hitting Zhou Dongdong, she twisted Liu Changan's waist angrily. Dongdong will be released like a wild boar like this, and it has nothing to do with Liu Changan.

Chapter 665 New Year's Eve Fish Leaping over the Dragon Gate

Zhou Shuling's fur slippers were not wet, and they were said to be made of wool, which was a pity for her, not to mention that she hadn't worn socks yet, and she was a little afraid that she would wet the inside of the slippers after stepping on the snow.

So she pushed Liu Chang'an and motioned Liu Chang'an to catch Zhou Dongdong back.

Liu Chang'an didn't move, so Zhou Shuling exerted a little more strength and had to push him into the snow as well.

But how could she have so much strength, seeing that Liu Changan was motionless, Zhou Shuling turned around, with her feet propped on the ground, trying to push Liu Changan out by using her recently fattened position.

Hearing her panting and exerting strength behind him, and feeling that her body has become plump recently, where her flesh has grown, Liu Changan's mind was diverted, and she was actually successfully pushed onto the snow.

She almost fell down herself, but she was still a little happy, but as soon as her eyes fell on Zhou Dongdong, she stomped her feet angrily.

Zhou Dongdong was covered in snow, like a little snowman piled under the sycamore tree, suddenly grew two feet, stood up from the snow, and then ran around.

"Both of you won't have breakfast later!" Zhou Shuling grabbed a handful of snow on the ground and threw it on Liu Changan's back, "Hurry up and get her back."

"Let's have a snowball fight!"

Seeing his mother throwing a snowball on Brother Chang'an, Zhou Dongdong rushed over, holding a big snowball in his hand, and threw it on Zhou Shuling.

Zhou Shuling looked at Zhou Dongdong who turned around and ran away, as well as the beautiful clothes she wore specially for going out to buy new year's goods today. It was covered with snow mixed with leaves and dead branches, and she ran upstairs angrily, and put them on. He put on a leather jacket, put on rain boots and came to chase Zhou Dongdong.

Zhou Dongdong was taken aback when he saw his mother in full armor. Such a mother couldn't resist at all, so she howled and ran away.

Liu Chang'an just liked watching this kind of scene, so he couldn't help laughing. At this moment, Zhou Shuling turned around, saw Liu Chang'an smiling there, grabbed a snowball and hit him on the head.

"Make you laugh!" Seeing snowflakes blooming on Liu Changan's face, Zhou Shuling burst out laughing.

"Cuckoo..."

The laughter resounded like a little hen showing off after laying eggs. Liu Changan glanced at Shangguan Dandan who was gloating beside him, grabbed two handfuls of snow on the ground, and threw it towards Zhou Shuling and Shangguan Dandan.

Shangguan's faint laughter stopped abruptly, and he looked angrily at his thermos, then at Liu Changan, sitting there motionless, kicking his two little feet, while Zhou Shuling was kneeling on the ground holding the snow to prepare Fighting back, the long hair rolled up a snowball the size of a millstone on the ground and threw it towards Liu Changan.

While staring at her tentacle-like hair, Liu Changan nimbly dodged it, but he didn't know that the snowball exploded next to his head, and immediately smashed him covered in snow.

Shangguan glanced lightly, and then changed from expressionless expression to giggle again.

"Look at my big snowball!" Zhou Shuling also successfully held a big snowball and lifted it up with difficulty, but her foot slipped and the snowball successfully hit Liu Changan, but she also fell to the ground.

Liu Changan grabbed her shoulders with one hand, and supported her slender waist with one hand. The woman's flesh did not grow where it shouldn't.

Seeing Liu Changan's half-smile, not-smile face, Zhou Shuling quickly grabbed his shoulders and stood up straight, blushing slightly, "It's all you guys, I won't quarrel with you, I'm going to make breakfast."

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After a long quarrel in the morning, Liu Changan finally took Zhou Dongdong back. She sweated a lot, and the snow on her clothes melted a lot. She was wet all over. Zhou Shuling was making breakfast, so Zhou Dongdong was given the task of changing clothes. Handed over to Liu Changan.

Liu Changan carried Zhou Dongdong to the electric heating table, took off his clothes, touched his back, it was covered with sweat, and before drying off the sweat with a bath towel, Zhou Dongdong quickly hid under the electric heating table, It was warm inside, Liu Changan went upstairs to get some clothes to change, and Zhou Dongdong refused to come out again.

It's just that the child couldn't wear the winter clothes by himself, and Liu Changan didn't just throw the clothes under the electric heating table for her to change by herself. He took a stick and poked her under the electric heating table for a while, finally drove her out and caught her wear clothes.

After breakfast, Liu Changan and Zhou Shuling went to the vegetable market to buy fish. Fish is a must for the dinner table on New Year's Eve, in order to make it auspicious that there will be more than enough every year.

"Actually, it's also very auspicious for you to save one dollar in Yu'e Bao." Liu Changan said to Zhou Shuling.

"Can it be the same?" Zhou Shuling didn't think so.

"What's the difference? It's all for auspiciousness. Fish is Yu'e Bao, and Yu'e Bao is also Yu'e Bao."

"It's just different." Zhou Shuling insisted, although there is no reason, why do you have to think of a reason for many things, or think about why?Just like Zhou Shuling feels that her current life is very happy and happy, so she doesn't think about unnecessary things.

At this time, a small car slipped, and a burst of snowflakes fell, Zhou Shuling was startled, and quickly took Liu Changan's arm and hid aside.

"It's several meters away, I think it scares you." Liu Changan laughed, and sometimes wondered if Zhou Shuling looked as stupid as Zhou Dongdong when she was a child, but she was not as lucky as Zhou Dongdong.

When Zhou Dongdong was very young, he met the gentle and benevolent brother Chang'an, who was like a god descending on all living beings. Zhou Shuling did not have such a blessing when she was a child. No one took care of and preserved her simple and honest innocence and simplicity.

In fact, it doesn't mean that Zhou Shuling is not naive and innocent anymore, but she has experienced a lot of things about people's feelings and the world, but the fundamental things in her temperament have not been wiped out, and now she is gradually recovering.

"What if it... it keeps sliding over, smashing the small tree and running onto the sidewalk?" Zhou Shuling said with a sigh of relief. If she can drive, there must be no one on the street and the weather is good Only dare to drive out slowly when it is snowing, these people dare to drive in snowy weather, it is really daring.

"Unless it is coming towards you and wants to hit you, the probability of this happening is zero." Liu Changan also thought about the car, "Go buy a car and take the two children out to eat, drink and have fun It's also more convenient."

Of course, the two children refer to Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Dandan. Among them, Shangguan Dandan is in the state of Schrödinger's cat here in Liu Changan. Whether she is a little old lady or a child depends entirely on what Liu Changan wants to call her.

Zhou Shuling was a little moved, but she shook her head after thinking about it, "It's a waste of money. If everyone drives, then what's the point of repairing the subway and buses? Someone has to take the subway and the bus."

Liu Changan glanced sideways at this fragrant woman, couldn't help but shook his head with a smile, "This reason is worthy of Zhou Dongdong's mother... Zhou Dongdong once said that if all children are smart, they should go to No.1 in the test, so who will be the last one?"

"Is she really like me?" Zhou Shuling denied unwillingly, "I am much smarter than her. My grades in primary school...scores should be better than hers."

"Then let me ask you a question. It is known that except for 9n plus and minus 4 natural numbers, all natural numbers within 100 can be written as the cube sum of three integers. You are 24, 30, 33, 42, 52, 74 Choose one of these numbers and write it as the sum of cubes of three integers." Liu Changan asked a question casually, the concept of cube should have been exposed in elementary school, since she looks very smart, it must be difficult for her.

Zhou Shuling frowned, she had already realized that a smart woman like her would not please men, so marriage and blind date would all fail, but Zhou Shuling hoped to be smarter in front of Liu Changan, because she didn't want She foolishly pretended to be cute in front of him.

But my own intelligence is still not as good as Liu Changan, so this topic sounds like a lot of effort, and it is normal to not understand what he said at all.

"How do I know?" Zhou Shuling shook her head, "I don't know how to do this topic, but it doesn't mean I'm not smart. Well, you can ask Zhou Dongdong, and I promise she won't either."

"Excuse me?" Liu Changan also shook his head as a mother.

"As long as I'm smarter than her, I can be her mother. Does it have to be the smartest person in the world to be a mother?" Zhou Shuling said disapprovingly.

Liu Chang'an then talked to her about how to decompose 24, 30, 33, 42, 52, 74 into three integer cubes and the answer. He talked all the way to the vegetable market.

He knew she didn't understand, but it was interesting to see her bewildered face, nodding her head from time to time to cooperate with Liu Changan's explanation.

When they came to the vegetable market, Liu Changan and Zhou Shuling approached the fish stall, and found that all kinds of fish kept in the fish tank seemed to be very excited today, and they also wanted to sacrifice themselves for the New Year, jumping and slapping the water in the fish tank. Crowded together against the glass.

One of the big grass carp jumped high from the fish tank in the posture of leaping over the dragon's gate, and landed beside Liu Changan. It twisted its body hard, and finally moved to Liu Changan's feet by beating its tail fin.

"That's the New Year's Eve dinner." Liu Changan said very moved.

"That's it." Zhou Shuling also said, reaching out to take out her mobile phone to pay, and then realized that she was holding Liu Changan's arm.

It seems... It seems that when the car picked up the snow and avoided him, he held his arm, and even held it all the way.

Really, he didn't even say a word, Zhou Shuling gave Liu Changan a shy look, then raised her hand, resting a few fingers lightly on his arm.

Chapter 666 The Witty and Brave Dragon and the Stupid Child Set

After buying the big grass carp home, Zhou Shuling put on gloves and an apron, killed the fish cleanly, added salt and then set off to buy new year's goods with everyone.

Zhou Dongdong changed into a black down jacket, with a hood that covered his head and only showed his small face, and there were two cat ears standing up on it.

She couldn't wait any longer, grabbed the doorknob and made several gestures of rushing out. Shangguan Dandan was bouncing around with small movements. When Liu Changan and Zhou Shuling were ready to leave, Shangguan Dandan took Mr. Zhou Dongdong by the hand. went downstairs.

"If you dirty your clothes again today, you won't have new clothes to wear tomorrow!" Zhou Shuling shouted to Zhou Dongdong from behind.

"No new clothes to wear!"

"I've learned to talk back!" Zhou Shuling would have beaten someone if it wasn't because she had to walk up the stairs.

"You have to tell her that there will be no delicious food tomorrow." Liu Changan found that Zhou Shuling was still not good at dealing with Zhou Dongdong after being a mother for so long.

"If you dirty your clothes today, there will be no delicious food for you tomorrow!" Zhou Shuling shouted when she saw that Zhou Dongdong had already run to the snow and was eager to try something stupid.

Zhou Dongdong stood there and paused for a while, then immediately said: "Got it!"

"My hands are cold." Shangguan Dandan took off a small red glove, put his palm into Liu Changan's hand for him to hold.

Shangguan Dandan's gloves were woven by Zhou Shuling. The two red gloves were connected together with red wool and hung around his neck.

Zhou Dongdong also has such a pair, but Zhou Dongdong's palms are always warm, so he took them off a long time ago.

"Dongdong mother..." Shangguan Dandan waved to Zhou Shuling, motioning Zhou Shuling to give her the palm too.

Leading his two juniors from left to right, Shangguan Dandan watched Zhou Dongdong running and jumping in front of him, stepping on snowdrifts and Lu Sien shaking his head, feeling satisfied.

"Last time I went to Juzhou by myself, but I didn't know whether to go to the Jiangshen Temple or the big statue, so I walked back again." Shangguan Dandan said with some pride.

"Awesome, you dare to walk so far alone, you are worthy of being the Queen Mother." Liu Changan complimented him sincerely.

Shangguan Dandan's footprints in this city are farthest to the top of Lushan Mountain on the other side, but basically Liu Changan carried them on his back, and then Qin Yanan drove them back. The way she walked with her own feet, Liu Changan doubted that she hadn't done it herself. Sometimes the mileage of a day's wandering down.

"It was the same when I was a child!" Zhou Shuling also agreed with sympathy, "The first time I went to Juzhou, I was standing under the bridge. I didn't know whether to look to the left or to the right, so I had to I went back, but there were no big statues back then."

"You guys are amazing." Liu Changan didn't try to understand them, probably this similarity is the reason why Shangguan Dandan especially likes Zhou Shuling.

"Today, let's buy parent-child clothes to wear." Shangguan Dandan said to Zhou Shuling.

"Okay!" Zhou Shuling nodded happily, even though she felt that if she was a mother, she would not look like a daughter as old as Shangguan Dandan... It would be better to pretend to be a sister, but as long as Shangguan Dandan is happy, she will pretend to be a parent. Bar.

"You guys wear yours, and Zhou Dongdong and I wear... well, our outfit is called... the Brave and Brave Dragon and the Stupid Kid Suit." Liu Changan originally wanted to call it the "Brave and Brave Suit", but after taking a look at Zhou Dongdong, who shakes the tree, still feels that "witty and brave" is not suitable for Zhou Dongdong.

"Zhou Dong Dong!" Zhou Shuling found out in time and yelled quickly.

Only then did Zhou Dongdong give up trying to shake the snow off the tree, looked up, and a lump of snow still fell and hit his face, he opened his mouth and spit out the snow particles in his mouth, why is snow not as tasty as ice cream? ?

Today's New Year's shopping is mainly to buy all kinds of candy and a wide variety of fruits. Zhou Shuling and Shangguan Dandan bought parent-child outfits, and Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong bought witty and brave dragons and stupid children's outfits.

Apart from Zhou Dongdong, both Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Shuling had no objection to Liu Changan's name for the suit.

"It's the witty and brave brother Chang'an and the witty and brave kid set." Zhou Dongdong muttered while peeling off the chocolate tinfoil wrapper.

"Think about your final exam! Let's see if you are smart and brave?" Zhou Shuling said. Like any child, she failed the final exam and would be talked about throughout the holiday.

"Then I'm not witty and brave, are you witty and brave?" Zhou Dongdong said while eating chocolate. Zhou Dongdong had long forgotten about the final exam. Winter vacation is a time that has nothing to do with studying.

"Of course I am." Zhou Shuling said with certainty.

"That witty and brave mother, why did she give birth to a stupid child?" Zhou Dongdong objected loudly, "Then why don't you make me more witty and brave?"

Zhou Shuling was at a loss for words for a while, this little butt, seeing that she was a year older and her academic performance was not good, her ability to talk back has grown.

"You like witty and brave children, so why don't you have another child with the witty and brave brother Chang'an? Both of them are witty and brave, so will they give birth to stupid children?" Zhou Dongdong raised his hand and touched Zhou Shuling's belly.

Zhou Shuling's cheeks became hot, and she took a peek at Liu Changan, who was actually smiling, as if what Zhou Dongdong said had nothing to do with him.

"You... I won't give you lunch at noon." Zhou Shuling was too embarrassed to lecture Zhou Dongdong on such a topic, so she had to take it lightly.

"Dongdong is so cute." Shangguan chuckled lightly.

Liu Chang'an tapped Shangguan Dandan on the head lightly, this little old lady likes to gloat, and every time she sees Zhou Dongdong's childish words that make the adults helpless, she is very happy to be beside her.

Back home, Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong were still sitting next to the electric heating table, Zhou Shuling went to tidy things up, put those in the refrigerator in the refrigerator, those upstairs, downstairs, and so on. I went to wash a large washbasin and put the fruit on the electric warming table... There is no way, the people in this place are especially good at eating, and the fruit plates that are mainly beautiful and delicate in other people's homes are not suitable.

Zhou Shuling saw that Shangguan Dandan was picking up a pair of window grilles to look at, and took a closer look. The level of craftsmanship, the delicate and flawless patterns and textures were comparable to the works of traditional craft masters introduced on TV. Zhou Shuling was shocked. Opening his mouth, he stared blankly at Liu Changan, "Did you cut it?"

This cannot be cut by Shangguan Dandan, Shangguan Dandan does nothing but boil water, Zhou Shuling has already discovered this.

"Yeah, I came back last night and saw that you left a lot of paper-cuts here, so I just cut some." Liu Chang'an looked at her inexplicably, "Why are you looking at me so wronged, I cut a window grille and bullied you gone?"