I'm really immortal

It's just that relatively speaking, the coffin of Shangguan Dandan took the domineering route, directly sucking the little hen, centipede, loach, etc. to death, while the thing that Li Hongfang attacked took the insidious route, it was not greedy Li Hongfang's vitality and blood, but it will make Li Hongfang dry and shrink because of the loss of vitality and blood.

It even prolongs the process of losing vitality, giving Li Hongfang more time to experience fear and despair.

It's really a disgusting thing, Liu Changan doesn't find it interesting this time, it's not funny at all.

Chapter 555 The Origin of Zombies

Li Hongfang couldn't help but touched the palm print on his back with his backhand. There was no pain, no itching, or even any abnormal feeling, but it made Li Hongfang tremble.

Some kind of creature draws vitality?

However, Li Hongfang was not comforted. If there was some kind of ghostly incident, she always felt that crowding in a crowded place would make her feel better in broad daylight, but what could she do if she was targeted by an unknown creature?

The unknown is the most terrifying, not to mention the fact that it is a bit mysterious to draw vitality.

"Have you heard of the net bride?" Liu Changan asked.

"A kind of spider." Li Hongfang didn't know why Liu Changan mentioned spiders. Could it be that he was just bitten by a spider?

"The real web bride spider is bright and beautiful in color, with yellow bright spots on the chest, bright red tail, petite body but violently poisonous. The legendary web bride is an extremely beautiful woman, with a flamboyant look, coquettish and moving, extremely Few people can resist her charm, she can absorb the vitality of people." Liu Changan sighed softly, dangerous and tempting, men like this kind of tone.

"Is this legendary creature staring at me?" Li Hongfang was a little puzzled.

"It's not necessarily a network bride, but it should be a similar type of creature." Liu Changan nodded.

"Isn't this a ghost legend?" Li Hongfang hesitated, "It's not scientific."

"There may not be a scientific explanation behind the legend of ghosts. For example, the origin of the legend of the net bride in Fusang is the Kamakura period. The wife of a lord was very beautiful and romantic, but she seduced the young man to do a cowardly thing. In her despair, the woman was thrown into a jar full of poisonous spiders by the lord and bitten to death. The woman was full of resentment and became a bride."

"It's not actually the case. The lord received a distinguished guest from Middle-earth at that time. At that time, what did the lord of Fusang have for the honorable guest from Middle-earth? The lord's wife was very beautiful, so he let his own The wife is sleeping for the distinguished guest... The distinguished guest has a special physique, which can make the body of a woman who has had an intimate relationship with him have a certain chance to have various changes... This is also a very rare event, and it was not even discovered at the time. , that distinguished guest has returned to Middle-earth."

Liu Changan frowned slightly, then stopped talking, "This is the science behind the ghost legend."

"The thing that's staring at me is also what animal has had a relationship with that Chinese-earth VIP?" Li Hongfang understood.

"No... I'm just giving an example to illustrate the hidden secrets behind various seemingly incomprehensible ghostly events." Liu Changan found that Li Hongfang really couldn't speak, but he didn't bother to care.

"Now can you tell me, can I still be saved?" Li Hongfang was more nervous about her own life because she wanted to compare her curiosity and exploration of the unknown.

Liu Changan washed his hands again and glanced at Li Hongfang.

"As long as you can save me... I promise you everything!" Li Hongfang said in a panic.

"Okay." Liu Changan likes this kind of transaction, and there is no need to bargain, no need to consider and word, anyway, she agrees.

"Then can you save me now?" Li Hongfang knows what it means to agree to a man's word. This is an absolute sacrifice for her... This man was attracted by Su Nanxiu, but she was about to die. , Are you still afraid of Su Nanxiu being jealous?

"Not now, it's inconvenient here, you won't die in two days anyway, I'll come to you when I'm ready." Liu Changan walked out after saying that.

"Okay." Li Hongfang said quickly, and finally heaved a sigh of relief. Liu Changan gave her a drawing, and she was willing to go on a treasure hunt without any other materials to prove it, but she knew that this person was very powerful, and women were extremely capable. A strong man... No matter what kind of man is super capable, he has more trust.

Liu Changan returned to the banquet to eat.

At the end of the banquet, Gao Cunyi wanted to drive Liu Changan back, but Liu Changan refused. It was when the lights were bright, and it was time to walk all the way to see if it was just right to go home.

"Clamp me! Clamp me!" Before taking a few steps, Zhou Dongdong took a step and hugged Liu Changan's thigh, making a strong request as he climbed up.

Liu Changan pinched her under his armpit.

Zhou Dongdong kept his hands and feet hanging down with satisfaction.

If the children encounter something funny or interesting, they will laugh twice from time to time, the one that laughs out loud, Shangguan Dantan listened to Zhou Dongdong's laugh and couldn't help asking: "What's so funny about this? ?"

Zhou Dongdong didn't understand what was funny, but he still laughed from time to time.

"Zhou Dongdong, you've been giggling like a fool." Shangguan Dandan said depressedly.

"Do you want to try it too?" Liu Changan said to Shangguan Dandan.

Shangguan Dandan hesitated for a moment, then shook his head. Although his eyes flashed with eagerness, he looked like a pig that was sent to the vegetable market in the morning.

Sometimes Shangguan Dandan got up early and would stroll to the vegetable market to watch others set up stalls. A pig was placed horizontally on the rear rack of a pork dealer's motorcycle, with its head down and limbs facing down.

"Dandan, you said that if you have been honestly buried in the ground, someone came to dig, and you suddenly popped out, wouldn't the story of zombies just spread like this?" Liu Changan asked.

"You are the zombie." Shangguan Dandan ran upstairs to watch TV recently, because a TV station was putting on a zombie movie tour.

Shangguan Dandan likes to watch it, because zombies have coffins, and some coffins look very powerful, which makes Shangguan Dandan feel a little immersive.

Those zombies are so ugly, and they are basically wearing the clothes of Qing Dynasty officials, which affects the further substitution of Shangguan Dandan, not to mention that the most powerful zombies will be defeated by others.

Obviously Shangguan Dandan thinks that no one can beat him...if he is a zombie.

"Thinking about it now, the first zombie to appear should be a woman, a woman who once lived with me, although she died, but because she got my essence before her death, her body was incorruptible after death, so she appeared like a zombie. "Liu Changan said to himself.

Liu Changan originally suspected that the mysterious creature that Li Hongfang met in the treasure trove was such a zombie... But from Li Hongfang's description, this mysterious creature may have an IQ similar to that of a normal human being.

Zombies basically have broken brains, or bad brains, otherwise, they're not zombies...that's another Shangguan Dandan.

Could it be that when I was a Swordsman of Kyushu Wind and Thunder, a certain female disciple under the first Kyushu Wind and Thunder Sword Gate hid in a treasure trove. After so many years, she had become abnormal in her mind, so she would do such a thing?

This possibility is not impossible.

There may also be other reasons, bold speculation, careful verification.

Chapter 556 Penguin and Baa

When Liu Changan returned home, Zhou Shuling was mopping the floor for him, and he had already dried all his unwashed clothes on the balcony.

Seeing that Zhou Dongdong was tucked under Liu Changan's arm, Zhou Shuling knew that Zhou Dongdong must have eaten too much again. Zhou Shuling couldn't help but think of going to the buffet that day, and in the end she was also brought back by Liu Changan, so she was embarrassed to say what about Zhou Dongdong.

Zhou Dongdong had already fallen asleep and wanted to sleep after he was full, because the blood circulation was concentrated in the stomach, resulting in a warm and comfortable feeling, while the blood supply to the brain was relatively reduced, which increased sleepiness.

It's just that an animal like a child can really fall asleep anytime, anywhere. Zhou Shuling can't imagine that she can fall asleep under Liu Changan's armpit like this?

Liu Changan put Zhou Dongdong on the sofa, Zhou Dongdong kicked his legs twice, bit his finger in a daze, then woke up, crawled down on the edge of the sofa, then jumped, and again. Very naive and lively.

"Tandan, let's go, I'll teach you how to make up." Rookie Zhou Shuling had been waiting for another rookie for a long time, and when she saw Shangguan Dandan, she couldn't wait to say.

"It's right here." Liu Changan kindly advised them not to run around.

"It's fine here." Shangguan Dandan sat on the sofa. Although she only climbed down from Liu Changan's back near the vegetable market, she was tired after walking so far.

"No, he's just waiting to laugh at us." Zhou Shuling looked at Liu Changan's eyes, and felt that his casual appearance was very suspicious.

Shangguan Dandan remembered what happened in the afternoon, so he nodded and let Zhou Shuling take her hand upstairs.

Zhou Dongdong followed behind, although the makeup thing must have nothing to do with her, but she can join in the fun!

It was really boring. Liu Changan made a pot of tea, drank the tea slowly, and watched TV at random.

The next morning, An Nuan had no class, and she supervised Liu Yuewang to continue doing a thousand push-ups, and Liu Changan went to school.

Yesterday, the hotel where Gao Cunyi held the banquet was not far from the school. Liu Changan glanced at it from a distance, and he could see the national flag and the store flag raised by the hotel through the green leaves.

Before Liu Changan came to the teaching building, instead of entering the classroom directly, he drank a can of apple cider vinegar. This is not a popular drink. In recent years, under the banner of healthy marketing, it can be seen more and more at banquets.

Zhu Juntang's car also stopped in front of the teaching building. When she got out of the car, she still looked as elegant as the eldest lady, with the corners of her mouth slightly raised. After all, there are always so many people looking at her, and she can show this kind of beauty anytime, anywhere. And a smile with a sense of distance is a required course for the eldest lady.

"Baby Baa Baa." Liu Changan shouted casually.

He doesn't have the habit of giving people nicknames, and he just calls out all kinds of names for Zhu Juntang.

Zhu Juntang turned around, the good-looking but hidden smile on his face that meant "stay away from me, I'm not interested in talking to you" disappeared. He put his hands on his hips, and ran over cutely.

"Guess what animal I am learning to walk?" Zhu Juntang came to Liu Changan, fanned both hands, and looked at him expectantly.

"Penguin." Liu Changan said, it wasn't the first time he saw her walk like this, and she wasn't the only one who walked like this. An Nuan also ran like this, and forced him to think it was cute instead of stupid.

"Cute?" Guessing that there is nothing unusual, Zhu Juntang was in a good mood, so he stood in the same position and kept his previous posture, shaking his body, just like a penguin walking, also wobbly.

"What is the biggest characteristic of penguins, do you know?" Liu Changan asked with the attitude of popularizing natural biological knowledge.

"Cute!" Zhu Juntang exclaimed, she was also very cute.

"Short Legs."

Zhu Juntang looked down at her legs, she didn't wear ten centimeter high heels today, she was indeed a little shorter than usual, but her legs were not too short!Not short at all!

"Nonsense!" Although Zhu Juntang thought about it for a while, she saw the local penguins when she went to Antarctica to play. The legs are indeed short, but what does that have to do with Zhu Juntang?Liu Changan was just reflecting on her short legs, so it was nonsense.

"The height of Gentoo penguins is generally about [-] centimeters, and the legs are about [-] centimeters long. Rockhopper penguins are about [-] centimeters tall and have [-] centimeters long legs. Emperor penguins are taller, but their legs are only about [-] centimeters long." Liu Changan Then said.

"I'm just as cute as a penguin, not like a penguin!" Zhu Juntang said angrily.

"You also look a little like a penguin."

Zhu Juntang looked at Liu Changan vigilantly.

"Although the penguin's legs are short, it's actually just its calf. Its leg bones are relatively long. Because it is fat and has a big belly, it hides the entire thigh and part of the calf in the flesh. You see. Does this Lo skirt like your maternity skirt also have the same effect of showing short legs? It's really the same thing." Liu Changan said with admiration.

"You're standing here and calling me here, so you have nothing to do, right?" Zhu Juntang said angrily, no longer pretending to be cute, her eyes widened.

Zhu Juntang felt that it would be great if he had the superpower that his eyes could emit lasers, and shot him to death.

"Ah."

"I hate you guys who think they have some cold knowledge, regardless of the context and object, they use it to express their superiority. I'm just as cute as a penguin, not like a penguin!" Zhu Juntang reiterated .

"Speaking of cold knowledge..." Liu Changan paused and took a sip of apple cider vinegar.

A_A

"Actually, when the Antarctic continent was not covered with ice, penguins lived there. At that time, the Antarctic continent was really rich in species. When the ice layer melts now, those ancient creatures may be resurrected. Live well in the new era.”

"how do you know?"

"seen it myself."

"Do you think I'm an idiot? Antarctica became a glacier 5000 years ago, and all living things below have been frozen into frozen meat. I never eat frozen meat. It's not delicious at all." Zhu Juntang casually diverted Thinking about it, I thought about the frozen state of meat products.

"Yeah." Liu Changan was used to it, and no longer used silence to express his speechlessness, nor did he refute her statement.

As for why she thinks that Antarctica became a glacier in 5000, I really have nothing to be curious about. She may not know how to form this kind of cognition. After all, Liu Changan asked her many times at the beginning, and she didn't figure out why she thought Jing Ke stabbed Prince Dan three times.

Liu Changan was chatting with Zhu Juntang when Su Nanxiu came over.

Su Nanxiu is still wearing her favorite lake green dress, swaying like a willow, quietly exploring the approach of spring in the winter.

"Where's your book?" Su Nanxiu frowned and looked at Zhu Juntang.

"The driver wanted to give it to me just now, but I was too lazy to take it, so I didn't bring it." Zhu Juntang said carelessly, and pulled on Su Nanxiu's one-shoulder cloth bag, "Little cousin, why do you always look like a girl from the Republic of China? This style of cloth bag is the style that my great-grandmother collected."

"You just lifted the ban, how come you haven't made any progress, and you still look like you're in a daze and don't want to make progress?" Su Nanxiu said angrily.

"What is grounding? Even if I am grounded every day, it doesn't matter. I'm not afraid of anything." Zhu Juntang couldn't lose his momentum in front of his little cousin.

"Forget it." Liu Changan patted her on the shoulder lightly as he watched Su Nan's delicate appearance about to swell and explode.

Liu Changan couldn't bear to laugh at her anymore, it was obviously a very funny thing.

Chapter 557 The Ability to Hold Thighs

Su Nanxiu calmed down, and the corner of her eye fell on the shoulder he just touched as if nothing had happened, pulled the cloth bag strap on the other shoulder, and continued to stare at Zhu Juntang.

"Aren't you afraid of anything? How can you say that?" Su Nanxiu asked Zhu Juntang in a cold voice.

"I have many abilities." Zhu Juntang said without thinking.

"Tell me?"

Zhu Juntang just started to think, and after five seconds, he frowned.

Su Nanxiu snorted coldly.

"I'm good at taking selfies."

"What are you capable of!" Su Nanxiu reminded herself that she couldn't be like other middle-aged women who were heartbroken by childish jumping, but she couldn't help but raise her voice.

"I can hold thighs!" Zhu Juntang swaggered and walked a few steps, then hugged Liu Changan's arm and swayed back and forth, extremely proud.

"Hehe." Su Nanxiu still sneered.

"You don't know, hugging thighs is also a science. Why are there so many so-called diners and guests in history? They just hugged thighs. The so-called four princes of the Warring States period at that time, as well as Qin Shihuang and Liu Bang, were all thighs. How many people are there? People get success by hugging their thighs correctly?" Zhu Juntang said while patting Liu Changan's arm.

"This is not my thigh." Liu Changan opened her hand.

"You are really good at talking nonsense." Su Nanxiu said angrily.

"Can I be talking nonsense? He is the one who knows how to talk nonsense, and I am eloquent." Zhu Juntang felt that what he said was very reasonable, and he wanted to make Su Nanxiu speechless, and then said: " Your Su family, and our Zhu family, have a common grandma, that is Miss Su back then."

Su Nanxiu looked at Zhu Juntang suspiciously. Anyway, it is certain that the dog can't spit out ivory.