I'm really immortal

Fortunately, Mi Gaoming and the All-Stars had already eaten up, and they didn't want to stay and continue to eat together. They gave the remaining dozen beers to Liu Changan's table, and then the two of them went downstairs, shoulder to shoulder. Said to sit in another place.

"Will they go to the bar?" Bai Hui heard that they meant to drink in another place.

"As much as you care, order food." Liu Changan tapped the menu with his fingers and handed it to Bai Hui.

"I want to eat Panlong... Why did you ask for five more strings of sheep eggs? Anyway, don't try to trick me into eating them again. I want to eat lamb chops... I don't want them..." Bai Hui thought for a while, "Still. Eat lamb chops."

"Eat or not?"

"eat."

After ordering food, barbecue, drinks and fruit plate, Bai An saw that the table was covered with a disposable tablecloth, then lay down, rolled his eyes, looked left and right, then landed on Liu Changan's face, waiting for him to see When he came, he moved away as if nothing had happened.

"Just say something." Liu Changan began to drink beer.

"What they said just now... men can be stupid when they are in love. It seems to make sense?" Bai Hui looked like she was consulting. She needed to understand a man's psychology, so there was nothing wrong with that.

"Ah."

"What about you?" Bai Hui stretched out two fingers, crawling on the table, two soft fingers finally crawled to the opposite side, quickly knocked on the back of Liu Changan's hand, and then shrank back, looking at expectantly Liu Changan.

Liu Changan hesitated.

What is he hesitating about?Do you remember the stupid things he did when he and An Nuan were together?Bai Fen looked calmly observing.

"I don't know how to say it." Liu Changan knocked on the table after the words.

"Tell me about it carefully." Bai An was still looking forward to it. She found that she was a friend and wanted to know more about Liu Changan, but she was not very willing to hear him doing stupid things in front of An Nuan. It was a little contradictory, but she still wanted to know.

"Look at people like you, even if they are in a normal state, they look stupid." Liu Changan didn't mean to attack Bai Hui, he just told the truth: "But I'm different, even if I do stupid things , and also showed an unfathomable and profound temperament, and ordinary people can't tell whether I am stupid or have no deep meaning."

Bai An's angry eyebrows were raised!

"but……"

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"It's a bit silly to answer your question seriously." Liu Changan laughed.

"Then you're stupid too!" Bai Hui suddenly became happy. It turned out that when he was with her, he would occasionally be stupid!

He admitted it himself!Bai Hui raised her head proudly, slapped Liu Chang'an on the back of the hand again, and decided to carry out the plan after eating the lamb chops, and he would definitely make a fool of herself with her!

5Chapter 16 Stupid You and Stupid Me

After the food started to be served, he was eating and eating. Bai Hui saw that a man and a woman were full and left. The man walked away from the cashier with a calm expression, and there was no cashier or waiter to say to him, "Sir, this way. Checkout." The woman walked to the cashier, and the cashier said, "Your husband is also a regular customer here. There is a VIP discount card for you, do you need it?"

The woman nodded, took the discount card and registered the phone number, then took the parking ticket and left.

Today, Bai Hui wants to study some behaviors of men and women when they are in love. After her observation, when boys and girls are not together, men like to rush to checkout, and when the relationship is close to a certain level, even men When the money is in the hands of women, they are often used to forgetting to take the initiative to check out.

This is especially true for husbands and wives. Bai Ani remembers that when his parents went shopping, his father often didn't have a penny on him. Even if mobile payment is popular now, he doesn't even seem to have a mobile phone with him.

"Thank you for sending me, so I'll treat you today." Bai Hui said to Liu Changan, who was eating sheep's eggs.

"No, I still have to pack." Liu Changan was still very particular.

"I know, you brought it back to Mother Dongdong and the others to eat. Last time I ate rice noodles with Zhu Juntang in your restaurant, and Mother Dongdong didn't accept us before." Bai Hui insisted.

"Alright then." Liu Changan is a straightforward person, and he never talks about others insisting on checking out and treating guests.

The situation of rushing to pay at the checkout is very embarrassing to look at. If you are really familiar and have a good relationship, how could this happen... Obviously you are proving that the relationship between each other is not very good, but you say that intimacy and relationship are extraordinary. What's the point of the joke?

Therefore, when others say treats and bills, Liu Changan will quickly agree.

As for whether he is really willing, where would Liu Changan try to figure out the thoughts of others.

"In that moment, you just go downstairs and wait for me downstairs." Bai Anhui said with a slightly warm cheek, her heart was pounding, what was she thinking about!

After eating, Bai Anni rubbed her belly and said with some effort, "Hey, I'm tired of eating, you go down first."

Liu Changan nodded and went downstairs with the packing box.

Watching Liu Changan go downstairs, Bai Annie ate a mint chewing gum, got up lazily, walked to the cashier to pay the bill, flipped through the bag like the former guests, and then looked at the cashier expectantly.

"Don't bring cash? You can pay by scanning the code." The cashier was a little puzzled by Bai An, so he pointed to the QR code.

This idiot!How did you talk to that woman just now, and how do you talk to Bai An now?Bai An was going to be pissed.

Bai Ani wanted to say something, but it felt a little contrived. The cashier might not have understood it, nor did she know what to say to Bai Ani who wanted to explain but didn't want to explain, so she paid in cash and took a I got a parking ticket and went downstairs.

Leaving the store, Bai An angrily glanced at the sign of the barbecue restaurant. Unless Liu Changan asked her to come, she would never come to this stupid restaurant again!

"Have you eaten your stomach?" Liu Changan saw Bai Anis frowning at the signboard, thinking she was trying to trouble them.

Unless you have a bad stomach here, there is no reason to trouble others.

"No."

Bai Hui came back to her senses, and then she remembered her own business, her brows loosened, she patted her lower abdomen lazily, and then pouted.

"Then let's go." Liu Changan knew the general direction of Bai Hui's house, and it was not far from this area. Once Zhong Qing was drunk, he asked Bai Hui to come and take care of him, and Bai Hui arrived quickly.

"I thought about it. I have a class or two tomorrow morning. If I go home, I'll have to get up early again tomorrow." Bai Hui said reluctantly.

Liu Changan nodded in agreement.

"I'd better stay at my cousin's place, and I can go to school with An Nuan tomorrow." Bai Ani felt that this reason was too good, and mentioning An Nuan can prove that her thoughts are innocent and simple, and he It doesn't matter at all.

What else can Liu Changan say?To send her back, he was originally a messenger who went out and crooked and walked to the other end of the corridor to finish the job, but ended up going around the riverside and having a barbecue before going back.

"Just a mouthful."

Liu Changan walked to the side of the road and wanted to stop the car.

Bai Hui tugged at his sleeve.

"Huh?" Liu Changan thought that she was going home again, and it was not unusual for a woman's mind to change rapidly.

"I've eaten too much." Bai Hui stiffened his waist to make himself look even more fed, and snorted a few times, "I want to go back."

How far to go is a common thing for Liu Changan, Liu Changan just looked at Bai An's high heels.

"Girls wear high heels and go shopping for a day, it's easier than your men wearing sneakers." Bai Ani said that she has no problem.

"Let's go then." Liu Changan saw that she was quite motivated.

He actually agreed, turned around and walked to the sidewalk. Bai An quickly followed her with brisk steps. It was so late, so far, and he really followed her back. Liu Changan was really stupid now.

"Liu Changan, you are also stupid." Bai Hui followed behind Liu Changan and said softly, as if Jiang Feng was whispering.

"I'm witty and brave." Liu Changan said nonchalantly, his will is very firm, but he won't be like Zhou Dongdong... Zhou Dongdong has been told several times that she is a stupid child, and when she insists on being witty and brave , will be a little shaken, and even know that he is actually a stupid child.

Bai Ani chuckled, witty and brave... Although this is obviously a compliment, it sounds a bit silly.

"I'm asking you something... When we were in the third year of high school, we were at the same table... At that time, you just switched from behind to be next to me, and Miao Yingying said at first that Huang was too partial, and it doesn't matter if you sit at the same table. Will it affect me here? After all, it's the final sprint stage of the third year of high school... The result is really affecting me, I'm always mad at you..."

"So, what exactly do you want to ask me?" Liu Changan asked, "Do you want to remember bitterness and sweetness? Or do you want to write a memoir or an autobiography? Do you want to remember from the first year of high school and then talk about it?"

Bai Hui really felt a little bit bitter and sweet, but now he was angry with him again, how could this person have no patience at all!Girls just like to tell the past in such a night, in the sound of gentle footsteps.

"I just wanted to ask you, once you drew a swan on the table and wrote a white letter next to it, what does it mean?" Bai Anis asked expectantly, although he felt that this guy was unlikely to be satisfied. Own.

"What do you think?" Liu Changan laughed. Women can really turn over old accounts. It's been so long. Even if they don't let go of the little things or they don't forget them, they still have to ask them out.

Bai Hui was reserved for a moment, but decided to be thick-skinned and not be afraid of the feeling of self-love for the time being.

"Bai Fen, or White Swan?" Bai Fen asked in a low voice.

"idiot."

"what?"

"At that time, the three of you looked really idiots." Liu Changan told the truth, and then laughed, looking at Bai An who seemed to be the same as at the time, but with a little more cuteness.

"You...you...I'm not finished with you!" Bai Hui finally let go of his restraint and took the initiative to look forward to something, maybe some memories of the warm moments at the same table, this person is completely uncooperative!

Bai Ani was originally behind Liu Changan, remembering that An Nuan and Liu Changan used to fight, they often jumped up like a monkey, then hugged Liu Changan's neck, and pressed Liu Changan on the desk, on the grass, on the chair, all kinds of things. The place.

Bai Hui jumped angrily, she had to teach Liu Changan a lesson today, the girl's restraint and self-esteem were offended, and she would definitely fight back!

Bai Hui lunged at him with his claws and claws, and Liu Changan nimbly avoided the past.

"what!"

Bai Hui didn't expect Liu Changan to dodge so quickly at such a close distance. It was obvious that he had seen An Nuan deal with Liu Changan like this in school before, and he could lock Liu Changan like a trick!

Beside Liu Changan was the slope by the river, Bai Hui jumped into the air, couldn't hold back his feet, screamed, and fell down the slope.

It's over, it's going to become a soup chicken!

Bai Fei's heart trembled with fear, seeing the river tumbling under the street lamps on the riverside, did she want to be embarrassed in front of Liu Changan again?

Just the next moment, Bai Ani found that her full stomach was surrounded by a big hand, and Liu Changan hugged her.

Bai Anhui turned back in fear, her eyes with beauty contact lenses flashed in the dark night, she breathed a sigh of relief, Liu Changan's face was close at hand, her heart was not sure whether she was nervous or shy, thumping. Beating throbbing, a light blush crept up on his face in the night.

"It's rude, I saved you, and you still blow on my face." Liu Changan pulled her up and stood up straight.

"I... how can I... hate it!" Bai Hui secretly got lucky, but fortunately, he ate the mint chewing gum after eating the barbecue. Isn't it also the sweetness of a beautiful girl?

"Every time you are near the water, do you want to fall into the water to play?" Liu Changan frowned slightly, "Have you ever thought that if you fall into the water, I have to find a place to put a barbecue and then save you? And what if the packaged barbecue is taken away when I go to rescue you?"

"You...you...you..." Bai Yan was speechless, she didn't know what to say except stuttering.

"Look, who is that stupid?" Liu Changan laughed and patted Bai An's head, "Let's go."

Bai Hui raised his hand and touched his head, followed behind Liu Changan with a pouted mouth. Liu Changan looked back at her, maybe it was because the night was too beautiful, and Bai Hui looked extra cute tonight.

5Chapter 17 I like Zhou Dongdong

Liu Changan sent Bai Hui to Baolong Center. He didn't go upstairs again. He carried a packing box, bought a box of jackfruit meat on the roadside, and went back.

These pineapple meats are sometimes sold for 21 boxes, and sometimes for ten yuan a box, depending on the mood of the vendors and the formulation of sales strategies.

The flesh of jackfruit is preferably soft and fragrant when ripe, and the mouth is sweet and delicious. It is very suitable to dilute the sticky feeling in the mouth after eating the meat.

There was also a huge jackfruit fruit on the stall. Liu Changan felt that if such a big fruit was peeled off and a little girl popped out, it seemed to be more scientific than ten or eight years of pregnancy.

If there is such a life form, compared with the traditional way of reproduction of life of human beings on earth, it can better ensure the survival rate of future generations.

After all, in comparison, a hard nut shell can protect the baby better than a soft skin, but as a mother, a woman can avoid some crises on her own, while a baby born in a nut shell must rely on its mature counterparts for protection The tree of life that breeds offspring.

Liu Changan returned home thinking about these biological phenomena that had nothing to do with real science.

Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Shuling were sitting on the sofa watching TV.

Zhou Shuling, still wearing her beloved red sweater dress, glanced at the TV, then looked at the screen of her mobile phone, taking a selfie.

Seeing that Liu Changan came back, Zhou Shuling quickly turned off the screen, a little embarrassed, because she usually seldom takes selfies, so she dressed beautifully today and couldn't help but take a few pictures, but Liu Changan might say "smelly beautiful."

"What about the stinky beauty?" Liu Changan said to Zhou Shuling.

Zhou Shuling gave him a roll of eyes.

"Self-portraiting is similar to the responsibility of the previous court painters. Isn't it common that concubines in the harem like to call painters to paint for themselves? It's just that the harem scandals caused by painters are not uncommon. This phenomenon can be compared to today's photographers. In comparison, taking a selfie with a mobile phone can not only avoid the birth of a scandal, but also meet your own needs, you should encourage it, instead of saying that people are ugly."

Shangguan Dandan came to a conclusion based on the experience of ancient and modern times, and it is also her responsibility to admonish and guide Liu Changan's daily words and deeds.

"You know a lot." Liu Changan put the barbecue in front of the table, "If you talk so much, don't eat the barbecue."

"I want to eat." Shangguan Dandan suggested, "If I'm eating, I won't talk so much. If you don't let me eat, I'll keep talking when I watch you eat."

Liu Changan nodded, what she said really made sense.

When Shangguan Dandan eats, she really doesn't speak much. First, it is her cultivation. Second, she is often accidentally controlled by various foods and can't speak.

Zhou Shuling smiled, Shangguan Dandan is so cute, sometimes she looks like a little adult, but she is actually a childish little girl after all.

"Here." Shangguan Dandan stretched out his hand and handed her sweater to Liu Changan. The thermos jug rolled down from the sweater, and Shangguan Dandan hurriedly hugged it.

"What are you doing?" Liu Changan was puzzled, he saw her sitting here with a sweater in his arms just now when he entered the door.

"I want a skirt too." Shangguan Dandan pointed to the woolen skirt on Zhou Shuling's body and said.

"People are mature women, so they should dress appropriately." Liu Changan reminded her to be aware of her temperament and suitable style.

"I don't want to be exactly the same, you can help me change it to suit me." Shangguan Dandan said to Liu Changan while touching the thermos.

Liu Changan thought about it and nodded.

"Why did you agree so quickly?" Shangguan Dandan looked at Liu Changan suspiciously.

"I'm afraid you've touched off the paint on the thermos pot." Liu Changan knew what Shangguan Dandan meant by touching the thermos pot. Liu Changan didn't want to speak, comment, or have no idea.