Siheyuan: Don't call me a fool

But at this moment, I don't know if it's because he drank too much excrement and urine. Director Liu has lost consciousness, and his body began to sink, and he didn't grab the bamboo pole in front of him.

In the end, it was the big guys who worked together and used bamboo poles to stir the obese Director Liu in the excrement and urine pool for a long time before finally catching him up.

But at this time, Director Liu had completely lost consciousness and lay motionless on the ground.

Chapter 424 Fighting poison with poison

Although Director Liu was rescued, the situation is far from as optimistic as everyone imagined.

At this moment, he was lying there like a big leather ball, motionless, his belly was raised high, and he looked bigger than a full-term pregnant woman.

You can tell at a glance that you drank a lot of feces.

The face, body, hair, and clothes are all covered with yellow, black, and white, which is horrible.

Smells unpleasant.

The big guys gathered in a circle from afar, discussing anxiously how to rescue Director Liu.

"Boss He, Director Liu is still unconscious, we need to be rescued quickly!"

"Yeah, it looks like I've been poisoned, please take it to the infirmary and let Dr. Ding take a look."

"Cough, like this, how do you carry the infirmary without killing Dr. Ding?"

Yes, this body is full of excrement and urine, how to carry it to the infirmary?

"Everyone, don't panic, listen to me, pull up the water pipe first, and wash off all the dirty things on Director Liu's body!" At this time, He Yuzhu was the backbone, and he stood up without hesitation, and gave orders loudly.

Yes, you can save people by washing off the dirt on your body first!

He Yuzhu's words reminded everyone that at this time, the canteen staff reacted first, and quickly pulled the water pipe from the canteen, turned on the faucet, and rinsed it in the bangs.

The people around stepped back one after another, for fear that the dirty things washed down by the water pipe would splash on themselves.

Everyone just had lunch, if they get on this stuff, wouldn't they all have to spit out what they just ate in disgust?

Liu Haizhong's body hadn't been rinsed off yet, and Liu Jinding and a few key members over there staggered out of the toilet, clutching their bellies and holding up their belts.

Liu Jinding was walking in the front. Seeing this scene, he felt a shock in his heart, his legs softened, and he fell to the ground with a snap.

Unbiased, just lying on the pile of filth that just washed down in the bangs.

"Eh..." The big guy felt nauseated again, and quickly turned his face away.

The filth on Liu Haizhong's body was almost washed away by the water pipe, and his body was completely wet, with water running down from his clothes.

"Hurry up, take Director Liu to the infirmary!"

Someone yelled, but no one moved.

Although the feces and urine have been washed away, the smell is still all over the body, who wants to get up.

"Forget it, it's better not to go to the infirmary, everyone will go to see a doctor in the future, how will everyone go to see a doctor after the infirmary is stinky?" He Yuzhu said.

"Yes, yes, it's better to treat here." Everyone echoed.

"Mr. He, please find a way to save Director Liu. Director Liu has been in a coma for a long time. Will someone die?" Someone said loudly.

So, everyone looked at He Yuzhu expectantly, waiting for him to make up his mind.

He Yuzhu was confident, standing on a high place and commanding loudly: "Everyone listen to me, although feces and urine are poisonous, they are not contagious!"

Everyone:"……"

Xin said, although toxicity is not contagious, but the smell is contagious!

"Everyone listen to me, the reason why Director Liu has been in a coma is because he drank too much shit just now, just let him spit out the shit in his stomach!" He Yuzhu continued.

"Boss He, just tell me how to make him spit it out!" Someone said loudly.

Yes, everyone knows that after eating shit, you have to spit it out first, but the problem is that Liu Haizhong is already unconscious, how do you spit it out?

Do you need someone to give him artificial respiration?

It's disgusting to think about it...

He Yuzhu looked around and pointed his hand to the side: "Look, everyone, there is a platform over there. The big guy carried Director Liu there, and then turned it around and let him lie on it!"

Everyone looked over with their fingers, and saw a platform over two meters high with a small cart on it.

The big guys are a little bit embarrassed, it's not easy to lift up such a high platform with such a big physique in Liu Haizhong.

"Hurry up, everyone, do your best to make Director Liu spit out the shit..."

……

Well, let's work together.

Liu Haizhong has such a big physique, and his whole body is so wet that the big guys are not willing to touch it.

But someone quickly had an idea, took two steel pipes, one on the left and one on the right, and stretched them to the two armpits in the bangs.

Then with an order, the four people on both sides worked hard together, and they really lifted Director Liu up, like lifting a fat pig to be slaughtered.

Then, everyone chanted slogans and worked together to lift Director Liu up to the high platform, and snapped him onto the small cart.

The body of the trolley can just fit Director Liu's round belly.

"Big guys get out of the way, stay away, and be careful to spray yourself." He Yuzhu urged loudly.

No need to ask, everyone consciously kept a few meters away, formed a circle, and surrounded Director Liu on the high platform in the middle of the circle.

"Boss He, Director Liu has already put it away, how can I make him spit it out?"

He Yuzhu waved his hand, and everyone fell silent.

At such a critical moment, and at the risk of being sprayed with shit, who else would dare to stand up except Mr. He?

Holding a wooden board, He Yuzhu faced up to the difficulties and stood in front of the cart on the high platform.

"Crack!" He slapped Liu Haizhong on the back.

It's loud, but not very effective.

Liu Haizhong remained motionless, he was tall and big, and his skin was thick and rough, obviously this plank could not form any powerful impact on him.

"Boss He, try calling again!"

He Yuzhu slapped the board a few more times, then shook his head: "No, this won't work, he just ate too much shit."

"Then what should we do? Director Liu can't just die like this, right? How embarrassing it is to spread the word."

"That is, Comrade Liu Haizhong, an elite athlete in the rolling mill, accidentally fell into the cesspit, and then died because of eating too much shit..."

"vomit……"

"Mr. He, you should think of a way, you are so skilled in medicine, there must be a way to save Director Liu."

He Yuzhu frowned, as if it was the first time he had encountered such trouble.

After a long while, he finally nodded his head: "There is a way to let Director Liu spit out the shit he ate, that is..."

"Oh, Mr. He, it's already this time, there is nothing to say, if you have anything to say, hurry up, saving people is the most important thing!"

"That's right, Mr. He, please tell me quickly, how can we save Director Liu, we will do what you say."

He Yuzhu hesitated for a moment, then nodded: "Okay, saving people is the most important thing, so we can only be informal."

As he said that, he said to Ma Hua next to him: "Ma Hua, go and get some children to urinate. Director Liu has eaten too much shit, and he has been poisoned by feces. If he wants to save him, he can only fight poison with poison, and use children's urine to irrigate him. save him!"

Chapter 425 Director Liu Should Retire

I'll go, what else is there to say?

That's how fighting poison with poison came about?

That is to say, Director Liu has to drink some urine after eating shit, so he will be fine?

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, but no one questioned He Yuzhu's method.

After all, he is the chief engineer and the most authoritative person in the factory.

Ma Hua was still hesitating, He Yuzhu glanced at him: "Ma Hua, what are you still doing? Don't you want to save Director Liu?"

In a word, Ma Hua immediately didn't dare to hesitate, and quickly found a broken bowl, and ran to find the child to pee with Liu Lan.

But this is the factory, so there are no children. It turned out that Liang Damao also came to the factory to pick up junk. Since Liang Ladi moved, Liang Damao seemed to have changed his ways and stopped coming to the factory at all.

Without a child, where can I find a child to pee?

Ma Hua was sweating profusely: "Liu Lan, how old is your son, is he at home?"

Liu Lan said angrily: "When did you hear that I have a son? I haven't given birth yet! Besides, even if I have a son, I won't let this Liu Datou drink his urine! This Liu Datou is not good Things, he deserves to eat shit!"

As he spoke, his eyes lit up, and he put his mouth next to Mahua's ear and said a few words.

Ma Hua was stunned: "Is this okay? Human life is at stake. What if it doesn't work and people die?"

Liu Lan said: "You're stupid, didn't you see that Director He deliberately punished him? What kind of boy pissed on adults, Director He just wanted him to drink urine!"

"Really?" Ma Hua was still a little skeptical.

"Don't you think Director He would be kind enough to save him?" Liu Lan said, rolling her eyes, and snatched the broken bowl from his hand: "Forget it, you dare not come to me!"

Ma Hua looked at her in surprise: "Why are you here? Are you going to let Liu Haizhong drink women's urine?"

MCA doesn't know if boys pee is effective, but women's pee is definitely a sign of bad luck.

If this makes Liu Haizhong drink a woman's urine, just thinking about it will feel... enjoyable!

"What are you afraid of? This bang has done bad things, so what's the point of letting him drink some urine!"

Liu Lan didn't think so much, so she took the broken bowl and went to the corner next to it.

After a while, I came out with half a bowl of hot urine.

"Okay, let's go quickly, Liu Datou is still waiting for us to save his life."

Liu Lan said, as soon as she pulled Ma Hua, she hurried back.

Over there, the big guys can't wait.

"Why hasn't Mahua come back? I'm afraid Director Liu won't be able to stand up if he doesn't come back."

"Yeah, the feces in my stomach can stink to death."

"Hey, where do you tell MCA to find children to pee? This is the factory area, where are there children?"

"Hey, if you can't find it, just look for it for a while, anyway, it's hard to watch the excitement."

... Just as they were talking, Ma Hua and Liu Lan came back panting from a distance.

Ma Hua was still holding the broken bowl carefully in his hand. Inside the bowl was a bowl of hot yellow-orange urine that was still emitting heat.

It looks like it's new.

"Master, here we come, here comes the piss." Ma Hua put the piss in front of him as he spoke, and shrank to the side.

He didn't even dare to look at He Yuzhu.

Did you really find a boy to pee?Everyone looked at the bowl of hot yellow-orange urine in surprise.

This, no matter how you look at it, doesn't look like a child's urine.

But at this time, none of you will pay attention to this. The lackeys in the bangs have already stretched their legs weakly. Who can stand up and try to see if it is a boy's urine.

He Yuzhu nodded in satisfaction: "Okay, turn Director Liu over."

Everyone stepped forward again and turned Liu Haizhong, who had been lying on top of him with great difficulty, turned over, this time with his stomach facing the sky.

Then, He Yuzhu did his part and started to do it himself, preparing to urinate on Liu Haizhong.

The others took a few steps back consciously, for fear of splashing on themselves.

He Yuzhu was also cautious, inserted a pair of chopsticks into Liu Haizhong's mouth, and then pried up and down to open a seam.

"Ma Hua! Pour urine!" He Yuzhu ordered, Ma Hua gritted his teeth, covered his nose with one hand, and poured urine with the other hand.

It poured a little violently, half of it was poured into the mouth, and the rest was poured on the face.

It's disgusting to look at.

Think even more disgusting.