Siheyuan: Don't call me a fool

Although Ma Hua didn't know what medicine He Yuzhu gave him, even a fool could guess that it was definitely not a good medicine.

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So, he took the medicine without even thinking about it, and then returned to the back kitchen.

In the back kitchen, Master Yang was cooking vegetables for Liu Haizhong and the others, cursing while cooking: "Eat, let you eat, eat you to death!"

These people don't do anything all day long, just come to the cafeteria to eat and drink. The people in the kitchen are full of opinions, but no one dares to speak nonsense, for fear of causing trouble to the upper body.

Turning his face away, he saw Ma Hua walking in: "Yo, Master Ma, why did you come in? Be careful that Liu Jinding sees it, or you will be in trouble."

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Ma Hua booed, and said to Master Yang: "Old Yang, Liu Jin is definitely looking for you."

Master Yang froze for a moment, looked at Ma Hua suspiciously, but said nothing, put down the frying spoon in his hand, turned around and walked out.

Ma Hua quickly took out the medicine bag on his body, and poured all the medicine noodles inside into the dishes, not only the dishes in the vegetable pot, but also some of the dishes that were just prepared and had not had time to be delivered to the side.

After adding, don't forget to mix it so that others can't see that it has been tampered with.

Outside the kitchen, after Master Yang came out, he didn't really look for Liu Jinding, but came back after standing for a while.

At this time, Ma Hua had already added the medicine and went out from the side.

Master Yang looked at the dishes in the pot, as well as the dishes next to him. As a chef, he could tell at a glance that this dish had been tampered with.

But Master Yang didn't say anything, just adjusted the dishes with chopsticks, then poured the vegetables in the pot into the plate, and called out: "The dishes are ready, let's serve!"

Soon, someone brought out the two dishes and sent them to the private room.

In the private room, Liu Jinding was eating with several people in Liu Haizhong. It was in stark contrast to the fact that there was no meat in the dishes of the workers outside. The table was full of rich meat dishes and even wine.

Liu Haizhong's forehead was already bright from drinking, and his face was flushed.

The sycophants under his command were all so drunk that their tongues became straight, but they kept praising: "Director Liu is now a man of the hour in our steel rolling mill. If you stamp your feet, the rolling mill will follow suit."

"That's right, Director Liu, as long as you speak, we will hit you wherever you point, and whoever dares to say no, we will give him a big hat and beat him to death!"

"Haha, even Ma Heguang now doesn't dare to do anything to our Director Liu."

"Tch, what are you talking about about Ma He Guang? It's He Yuzhu. If you see me, you have to respectfully call me a master." said.

Several people admired more and more: "Director Liu, you are so powerful. Who doesn't know that He Yuzhu is the boss of this rolling mill, but the boss of this rolling mill has to call you uncle when he sees you. I have to listen to you?"

Liu Jinding even hurriedly poured another glass of wine for Liu Haizhong, and held it up to him respectfully: "Director Liu, thanks to you, I am where I am today. I will respect you. From now on, as long as you say a word, I will immediately give you a drink." In front of the saddle, even if you are dispatched, you will never say anything."

When Liu Haizhong saw him, he was actually very upset.

Because the Ma Hua matter was also sued by this Liu Jin at the time, and he couldn't get out of it.

Otherwise, he would never have thought of rectifying MCA and supporting Liu Jinding.

Because no one in the rolling mill knew that Ma Hua belonged to He Yuzhu, and was his most proud apprentice. If he moved Ma Hua, he would be against He Yuzhu.

After finishing Mahua, Liu Haizhong was indeed uneasy for several days, but he found that He Yuzhu didn't seem to respond at all, so he calmed down a little.

However, looking at Liu Jinding now, I still feel something is wrong.

This He Yuzhu is a little too calm, not like He Yuzhu at all.

"Director Liu, I offer you a toast." Seeing Liu Haizhong's daze, Liu Jinding said again.

"Oh." Liu Haizhong came back to his senses, quickly picked up the wine glass and had a drink with Liu Jinding.

At this time, the door of the private room opened, and Liu Lan brought up two dishes: "The food is served."

As he said that, he put the two dishes on the table, then turned his head and went out.

Liu Lan is also an old man in the cafeteria, and has a good relationship with Ma Hua. Naturally, she feels uncomfortable when Ma Hua is being punished, so she doesn't look good when she sees these people eating and drinking here. She puts the food on the table and goes out.

Liu Haizhong was a little dissatisfied immediately, frowned and said, "What's the matter? Jin Ding, are the people in your cafeteria so low-minded now? Is this the attitude when serving food to the leader?"

Liu Jinding hurriedly said with a smile on his face: "Director Liu, this is a handyman with no quality. Don't be as knowledgeable as her." Then, pointing to the dish just served, he said: "Director Liu, you have to try this dish , this is Master Yang's specialty dish in our cafeteria, fish-flavored shredded pork, which is said to be the most similar to He Yuzhu's in our cafeteria."

"Really?" Liu Haizhong was really interested. Everyone knew that He Yuzhu's dishes were the best in the rolling mill, but since he became the chief engineer, everyone never had the chance to taste his dishes.

Even Liu Haizhong can only smell the aroma of his family's food in the yard.

But just smelling it, he is not that lucky to be able to eat the dishes made by He Yuzhu himself.

Now that he heard that this is the true biography of He Yuzhu, Liu Haizhong immediately regained his spirits, picked up the chopsticks and said, "Really? Then really have a good taste."

As he spoke, he put a chopstick into his mouth and chewed twice: "Huh? It's really as good as He Yuzhu's. It's delicious, delicious."

As he said that, he took another large chopstick and put it in his mouth.

The others couldn't bear it either, and followed suit.

Even Liu Jinding was no exception, and took several mouthfuls.

The two dishes that were just served were quickly swept away by several people.

In the end, Liu Haizhong couldn't help smacking his mouth, licking his chin and said, "This dish is really good. It really has been passed down from He Yuzhu. Now it's not easy to eat a dish made by He Yuzhu."

Others also echoed, and some people said: "What's so difficult about this? Director Liu, you are on the rise now, and you may soon surpass him, He Yuzhu. When that day comes, He Yuzhu will come obediently with just one word." cook for you?"

What he said was a little too presumptuous, and he wasn't afraid that He Yuzhu would hear it.

However, the center of the bangs is quite useful.

Perhaps, one day, even He Yuzhu will have to look at his own face.

As soon as he thought of this, his face suddenly changed, and he covered his stomach.

"Why does my stomach hurt so much?"

Chapter 423 Rescue Director Liu

As Liu Haizhong said, he covered his stomach and was about to go out in a hurry.

At this moment, he suddenly felt that his stomach was overwhelming, and the pain was severe.

And there was a creaking sound, as if it might burst out at any time.

He couldn't wait to run out, wanting to run to the toilet as soon as possible to release it.

But before he ran to the door, Liu Jinding, who was sitting at the door, changed his expression, and ran out while covering his stomach.

While running, he let out a damp thunder with a puff!

Immediately, a stench permeated the entire private room.

Then, as if the other people in the room were infected, they all covered their stomachs and rushed out.

But the door was so narrow, the more urgent the situation became, the two people squeezed into the door at the same time and got stuck there.

If you can't get out, he can't get through either.

The people behind were anxious, especially Liu Haizhong, who had the biggest stomach and the biggest head, and he couldn't squeeze it out, so he could only hold his stomach behind and shout: "Get out of the way, I'm about to pull my pants down."

But he wasn't the only one who wanted to pull his pants down at this moment, everyone's stomachs were boiling like a pot.

At this time, who cares about the director's priority? Finally, it was Liu Haizhong's turn. As soon as he ran to the door, he couldn't help it. With a puff, the sour smell with the smell of fish spread out.

Liu Haizhong was dumbfounded, he pulled down his pants in front of so many people, and it was out of control.

All the people in the cafeteria gathered around, covering their noses one by one, pointing and talking.

The face is full of obvious gloating,

But Liu Haizhong didn't care about them anymore. Although he had already pulled up his pants, he still had to keep pulling them up. With his pants up, he ran into the toilet with his head down.

But he ran too slowly, and the few squatting holes in the toilet were all occupied by the guys who ran in first.

Director Liu blushed and yelled a few times there, none of these subordinates who were submissive to him on weekdays was willing to stand up and make room for him.

There was no other way, Director Liu had no choice but to run out with his trousers in his hands, and then, ignoring the embarrassment, he turned around and ran to Maochi behind the toilet.

Although it will be seen by everyone, but now I don't care so much.

Director Liu staggered to the pond behind the toilet with his trousers in his hands, unbuttoned his trousers and squatted down without saying a word.

Pfft!

One pass discharge.

After being released, Director Liu breathed a sigh of relief, his face full of satisfaction.

When he raised his head at this time, he realized that there was a large group of people in front of him, staring at him dumbfounded.

"What are you looking at? Haven't you seen people shitting?" Liu Haizhong couldn't hold back. It's human nature to shit, but it's very uncomfortable to be surrounded by people like monkeys.

Everyone covered their mouths, held back their laughter, and were about to turn around.

At this time, Liu Haizhong suddenly swayed.

With a plop, he actually sat down in the pond.

Normally, the latrines of the toilets are also covered with cement slabs.But it's also unlucky for the bangs. Today happens to be the time to clean the Maochi once every three months.Just now, when the workers had just finished their lunch, the logistics personnel in charge of cleaning the latrine removed the cement board from the latrine, and waited for the cannon truck to come to pump the excrement and urine from the pond.

As a result, before the cannon car came to smoke, Liu Haizhong had a diarrhea and ran here to shit.

I don't know if it was because of the sudden symptoms and some dizziness, but Director Liu swayed and sat down in the pond.

There was a thud, and when everyone turned their heads to look, they saw Liu Haizhong flopping about in the pond, waving his hands, and shouting: "Help!"

But as soon as he yelled, his body sank, and with a thud, a big mouthful of manure was poured into his mouth.

goodong...

Director Liu's fat body sank.

At this moment, everyone panicked, and shouted loudly one by one: "Hurry up and save people! Director Liu has fallen into the latrine!"

"Yeah, save people quickly! Director Liu will eat shit if it's too late!"

……

But there were yelling and shouting, but few people did anything, they all stood there and yelled.

Instead, there was a gloating smile on his face.

I saw Director Liu thumping in the latrine, thumping to and fro, splashing feces and urine all over the floor.

After a long time, He Yuzhu heard the news from nowhere and rushed over.

After taking a look, he yelled loudly: "What's going on? Didn't you see the person fell inside? Why didn't anyone save him? Hurry up and save him, or you will die if you are late!"

Before anyone moved, someone said in a low voice: "Death deserves it, and there will be one less evil in the factory."

He Yuzhu coughed, and the man quickly changed his sentence: "It's too dirty, it's full of feces, no one dares to touch it..."

"If it's all feces and urine, you can't save people? That's our Director Liu, the backbone of our movement!"

He Yuzhu yelled loudly, looked around, found a shovel from the side, held one end in his hand, and passed the other end, hoping that Liu Haizhong could catch it.

But the distance is a bit far, the mao pond is very big, and Director Liu has been bouncing in it for a long time, getting farther and farther, and the shovel handle is unexpectedly out of reach.

"Zhuzi save me..." Liu Haizhong's face was already covered with yellow and black feces, and he vaguely saw the familiar He Yuzhu in his blurred vision. He immediately called out desperately as if he saw a savior.

He Yuzhu waved his hand: "Second uncle, hold on, I will definitely rescue you!"

As he spoke, he dropped the shovel again and searched around for a long time.

Someone handed over a rope, He Yuzhu quickly threw the other end over, and the other end was held in the hands of the crowd.

But unfortunately, the rope was a bit soft and fell halfway, and Liu Haizhong still couldn't catch it after stretching for a long time.

"Hey, Director Liu, come on! If you work harder, you'll catch it!"

Everyone cheered for Director Liu in unison.

But to no avail, the more Director Liu thumped, the wider his mouth opened, and he drank a few more sips while thumping and gurgling.

Seeing that he drank more and more feces and urine, Director Liu's obese body finally couldn't hold on, and slowly sank again.

At this time, He Yuzhu ordered decisively: "Quick, take that big thick bamboo pole that is leaning against the back of the kitchen!"

The big guy turned his head, but there was such a thick and long bamboo pole leaning against the wall behind the kitchen.

That length is definitely enough for Director Liu.

Hey, just now the big guy was only focused on saving people (excited), why didn't anyone see this bamboo pole?

So, the big guy quickly took the big bamboo pole and handed over one end of the bamboo pole.