Weird recovery: Do you call this serious science?

""Kill the Snake and Punish the Heart""

"Grand Snake: Are humans on land so scary now?"

"Let Lemon put it on and show us."

The number of people in the live broadcast room has exceeded 300 million.

Behind the harmonious barrage is also inseparable from the silent contribution of the room manager Zhao Fanzhuo.

He has been quarantined in his hometown due to the epidemic and is currently unable to return.

"Then this is the sea cricket."

Lin Muge opened a small bag, which was filled with dense black creatures.

"Sea crickets are strange creatures that live in groups. They live under the reefs in the deep sea. They are also a specialty of the mermaid clan."

"Generally, sea crickets are eaten by mermaids as melon seeds during festivals."

He took one out.

They are similar in shape and size to melon seeds, and they look no different from crickets on land.

"Their eyes don't grow on their heads. The two black ones you see are their nostrils, which breathe in water."

"Did you see the dense black spots on the two long tentacles? These are their eyes."

"Do you think they are cuter after knowing it?"

Lin Muge put the sea cricket on the ground.

Seeing the way it dangled its tentacles and the fine black spots on the tentacles, everyone felt their scalp tingle for no reason.

"Then there is nothing in this bag. These are mermaid scales, which are familiar to everyone."

"Sea crickets are eaten fried, similar to fried silkworm chrysalis, and sea snakes are boiled and eaten. Then let's look at the goblin specialties."

Lin Muge looked at another big black bag.

I don't know what's inside, it just jumps from time to time, it looks very weird.

"It's about the same as I thought. Goblins eat very few types because of their living conditions."

"This is also their most representative specialty."

He pointed the camera at the inside of the bag.

What came into view were yellow potato-like things, and there were three pitch-black holes in it, no matter how you looked at it, it looked like two eyes and one mouth...

"Their scientific name is sand beans, and mature sand beans jump every minute."

As soon as Lin Muge finished speaking, the pile of sand beans inside jumped together.

"In addition to eating sand beans, they can also be used as bowling balls, because they have three black holes on their faces, and you can put your fingers in them."

"Of course, in the war, you can also use the characteristic of sand beans to jump once a minute to make potato mines."

"Anyway, apart from eating, Sha Dou can also find other jobs, which can be regarded as versatile."

He took two sand beans and put them together with Old Man Snake.

"The sand beans are very hungry, two are almost enough, and I will cook them with the old snake in a while."

"Just bury the rest and store it underground."

Lin Muge stood up and stretched.

"Then the next step is the long-awaited cooking session!"

"Let's cook the sand beans and the old snake first, and then fry the sea crickets."

"Everyone may be disappointed this time, because these ingredients are quite conventional, and there will be no battle scenes in the future."

He fixed the phone aside and said.

"No fight scene? Money back!"

"What? Didn't you fight with the ingredients before cooking??"

"I knock! So disappointed!"

"Is it really regular cooking? Why don't I believe it..."

"Since it's routine cooking, why do pigeons still use a chainsaw..."

"What? Isn't it normal to use a chainsaw for cooking?"

"That's right, don't use a chainsaw, can you use a knife?"

As soon as Lin Muge finished talking, it was almost like cooking normally, and took out a chainsaw from the cabinet under the kitchen.

"The skin of sand beans is very tough, especially tough, and normal kitchen knives can't cut it, so some conventional small tools are needed."

He put the sand bean on the chopping board, and after it jumped a bit, he turned on the chainsaw and cut it in half.

Dark red blood foam splashed out under the chainsaw.

The inside of sand beans is not like the potatoes you imagine, but real meat.

After cutting two sand beans in a row, Lin Muge's body was covered with blood, holding a chainsaw like a legendary murderer.

"Okay, the next step is almost the same as normal cooking."

He put the bodies of two sand beans into the pot.

"Then this old snake, it's best to relax and stretch it before cooking."

"That way it dies easier and tastes better."

"The method of stretching is the same as that of normal ramen."

Lin Muge picked up the half-dead snake, smacked it on the chopping board twice, and then kneaded it like Lanzhou ramen before stretching it.

Knead again and stretch again.

After more than a dozen times in a row, the old snake, which was only more than one meter long, has grown to more than two meters long.

"Just a few more jumps like this."

"Generally, I will dance about a hundred times, and exercise before eating."

Lin Muge directly regarded the old snake as a skipping rope, and jumped up.

"Jumping Snake"

"Isn't the old snake still black silk just now?"

"Understood, pigeons use black silk to jump rope"

“Regular Cooking”

"Gege's routine is still too strong for normal carbon-based creatures..."

While complaining crazily on the barrage, Lin Muge was already jumping with blood on his head.

"Well, it's dead, peacefully."

He opened the pupils of the old snake and showed it in front of the camera.

His pupils had turned white, and he could not see any peace at all.

"boom!"

Before Lin Muge could clean the old snake, there was a loud noise in the pot, and the lid was pushed open.

The two sand beans that he chopped up just now slowly floated into the air amidst the white smoke.

The three pitch-black cavities on the face suddenly shot out a burst of white light.

"Oh, here's its death replay."

Lin Muge moved a small bench and sat on it.

"After the sand beans die, they will suddenly cheat the corpse, and then use their own water vapor to project a death replay from its own perspective."

"Look, this is me."

In the projection in the sky, the figure of Lin Muge slowly appeared.

It's just a miniature Lin Shepherd Pigeon, which looks like a Lego toy.

I saw that the Lin Shepherd Pigeon first raised its head to the sky and howled, then slammed its own chest like a gorilla with its not-so-strong arm, then clicked its arm twice and turned into a chainsaw, as if watching a TV show. Like the Sawman comics.

Accompanied by his cruel grin, the death return visit of the two sand beans ended abruptly, and their broken bodies fell into the pot again.

"This death replay is slightly processed by their brains."

"How gentle I was when I cut them with the chainsaw, huh?"

Lin Muge stuffed the old snake into the pot, and then looked at the shivering sea crickets who didn't dare to be left alone.

ps: Aw, the last day, monthly pass, oh, oh, please

Chapter 243 It Can Be Saved, But It Needs Surgery

"Sea crickets need to be cleaned first."

"Although there are no parasites on ordinary weird creatures, the sea cricket itself is a parasite."

"They like to parasitize in the brains of big fish, and it's inevitable that they will be stained with some unclean things."

Lin Shepherd got a basin of water, and then added another bottle of beer.

"Alcohol is enough to clean sea crickets."

Lin Muge directly dumped a bag full of sea crickets into the basin, and then changed the lid on the basin with lightning speed.

"Bang bang bang bang!"

Immediately afterwards, the sound of a bullet-like impact came from under the cover. .

Even if you don't see the picture, you can imagine the scene where countless sea crickets are desperately colliding under the cover.

"Although it's cleaning, you just need to press the lid, and the sea crickets will clean it for nothing."

Lin Muge sat directly on the lid.

In less than a minute, the sound below became quieter.

"When everyone hears silence, it means that the sea cricket has finished taking a bath and is drunk."

Lin Muge opened the lid.

Seeing the sea crickets in the basin, everyone gasped.

"So what about sea crickets???"

"Aren't sea crickets black?"

"Fuck, these white ones..."

"Barrage Body Barrage Barrage Barrage Barrage Barrage Barrage Body Barrage!"

"True cleansing"

"Is this really edible!"

"Master Bei shook his head when he saw it."

Originally, there was clear water with beer in the basin, and there were black sea crickets in it.

But now there are balls of pitch-black liquid in the basin, and inside are snow-white sea crickets.

Because the whole body became white, the black eyes on the tentacles of the sea cricket looked more abrupt, making one's scalp tingle.

"That's right, Dangdangdangdang! The sea cricket itself is actually white, and the black ones are all the dirty things on its body."

"Seeing these dirty things being washed clean, isn't it a sense of accomplishment?"

"Then the sea crickets don't move because they're dead, it's because they're drunk."

"I poured half a bottle of beer just now and they are already too strong to drink. It's very poor."

Lin Muge put on rubber gloves and took out the white sea crickets one by one from the black water until they were drunk.