It was almost twelve o'clock in the evening when we left the Wax Museum.

There are more than 200 million people in the live broadcast room.

"Brothers, today's live broadcast is almost over here."

"This afternoon, the Bureau of Tricksters bartered a batch of food from the mermaids and the goblins in the desert."

"But some of them don't know how to eat, so tomorrow I will ask the dolls to bring some to me, and I will cook a meal for everyone live."

"I haven't cooked for a long time, and my cooking skills have deteriorated."

Lin Muge walked on the deserted old street with the night wind blowing.

A few steps away, there is a dark alley from time to time, lonely ghosts frightened by forest pigeons will appear from time to time.

Occasionally, some blind people want to scare him into a supper, and Lin Muge will also generously release a wave of his fear.

The relationship between humans and ghosts can be said to be happy and harmonious, and they love each other.

"Okay, thank you again for the gifts, it's getting late, everyone go to bed early."

"Before you go to bed, don't forget to look under your bed. The places behind the curtains are all high-risk places for weird hiding."

He gave the camera a thumbs up.

"Oh, that's right! If you want to go to the bathroom, you'd better not look in the mirror. If you encounter a ghost in the mirror with a bad temper, you may wake you up and pull you directly into the mirror to play."

"Okay, I won't say much today, good night everyone, I'm having a nightmare."

ps: oh, oh oh

Chapter 242 It's okay, I cry when I'm moved (ask for a monthly ticket!)

"Hey! Little piggy, long time no see."

The next afternoon, Pigman and Batman dolls landed in the sunny courtyard of Lin Muge's house with a large package each.

"haven't seen you for a long time."

Pigman greeted Ji Fanbu with his head and body separated, and then handed the bag full of various ingredients to Lin Muge.

Batman on the side also said hello in a hoarse voice like throat cancer.

"By the way, little piggy, I hold your skull every day when I sleep, can you feel my warmth too?"

Lin Muge took out the skull that he had used as a pillow from his bedroom.

The entire skull was extremely smooth, and under his care, it no longer had any edges and corners.

"...It's too warm..."

Pigman gasped.

No wonder he feels suffocated inexplicably every night...

And there is a feeling of being touched all over the body...

"And your ribs, come and see."

Lin Muge pulled Pigman's doll into the bedroom.

"This hanger is made of your ribs."

"Don't worry, although you have left, your former body will always be in this home, and you will always be a member of our family."

He patted the head of the Pigman doll.

"It's okay, just cry when you are moved."

The pigman on the side opened his mouth several times, but couldn't say a word.

Looking at his thick ribs and skull covered with clothes, he silently gave Lin Shepherd a thumbs up.

"It's so touching."

It said in a trembling voice.

At that time, although it was attached to the doll, the body had undergone a deadly change.

That is to say, the bones in Lin Muge's room are not of human beings, but of zombies...

Awesome, it has to be Lin Muge Niu...

Pigman sighed.

"That's okay, I'll go first."

"Are you in such a hurry? Don't you want to stay for a meal or something?"

"No, there are still missions in the bureau."

"What's the mission? Don't you really want to eat?"

"No, no, Batman go!"

It kicked Batman who was outside, without the slightest remembrance.

"Senior, are these edible?"

Yu Xinning carefully looked at the various... creatures in the big black bag and asked.

"Of course, wait until I open a live broadcast to introduce it to everyone."

Lin Muge glanced briefly at the contents of the bag.

"It's all good stuff, not bad, it looks very appetizing."

He first took a picture and then directly opened the live broadcast with his mobile phone.

"good afternoon everyone!"

"Yesterday I promised everyone to cook today, and the ingredients have just been delivered. I will introduce them to you first, and see how these ingredients are alive. This is also a kind of respect for food."

Lin Muge held up his mobile phone and said.

The little flying spiders playing with the Thousand Hands on the roof of the shed also floated down with their spider webs.

"The Last Supper: I Am Dinner"

“It’s been a long time since I saw pigeons cooking”

"Can that be called rice? That's called fighting"

"Return of God of War"

"Fuck! It's still moving!"

"What's the fuss about the ingredients moving? How normal is it?"

"Can these really be eaten..."

Seeing the things in the black bag, everyone called Ye Qinghui.

In front of the so-called ingredients of Lin Muge, everyone even thinks that they are the ingredients of the ingredients...

"This master is called Laoye Snake, who lives under the sea and was exchanged with the mermaid clan."

Lin Muge fixed the phone and took out a squinting snake.

At first glance, the snake was only more than one meter long, about the thickness of a child's arm, and was covered in pitch black.

Unlike normal snakes, it has gills, two thin horns on top of its head, and a fish-like tail.

Unlike normal fish, it has no scales on its body, and is as smooth as a normal land snake.

"Old snakes can only live in salt water. After dehydration, they can't move like this, but they can't die for ten or eight years."

"Its scientific name is the Old Man Snake because its sound is like that of the arrogant and domineering old man in ancient times."

"The old snake generally only has eight teeth. It is poisonous, but very brittle. Let's pull it out first."

As soon as he heard that his teeth were about to be pulled out, the half-closed eyes of the old snake instantly widened.

It's a pity it's too late.

"Come on, Lemon, help me open its mouth."

"Yeah~ I'm afraid of being bitten~"

"You are a ghost, even if you are bitten, you will not be poisoned."

Lin Muge injected some fear into Ning Ning.

"Okay, okay, I really need to do this kind of thing, the little senior is still too tender."

Seeing that Ning Ning was about to open its mouth, a bit of disdain appeared in the eyes of the old snake, and then he closed his mouth firmly.

"Crack!"

"what?!"

Old Snake's pupils vibrated.

Yu Xinning's snow-white slender hand erupted with an irresistible force and opened its mouth abruptly.

Even accompanied by a burst of fracture.

"Come on twins, pull teeth."

Lin Muge took the twin Xiao Qianshou who passed by.

"I'm not afraid of poisoning or laziness. By pulling out teeth, the fingers of this little thousand-should who just can't walk can be made more flexible."

"It's been a rare exercise for him."

He gave a thumbs up to the twin Xiaoqianshou, and then got two middle fingers.

Old Snake, whose mouth was firmly supported by Ning Ning's two fingers, let out a sigh of relief when he saw Xiao Qianshou whose hair hadn't grown yet.

Just like this, you still want to pull my teeth?

Who do you look down on.

"Uh-huh?!"

In the next second, Old Man Snake felt a chill in his mouth.

Its two front teeth were unexpectedly pulled out by the roots by Xiao Qianshou.

Before it could react, two more teeth were missing from its mouth.

After it reacted, the eight teeth had already been held in the hands of Lin Shepherd Pigeon.

"Phew, senior, my fingers are sore."

Yu Xinning rubbed her little hands and let go of Old Snake's mouth.

But because of too much force just now, the old snake's jaw was accidentally broken, so the old snake couldn't close its mouth at all.

"An old snake without teeth is very safe. It can be used as a sleeve, which is both warm and beautiful."

Lin Muge put his arm directly into the mouth of the old snake.

"Of course it can also be used as black silk on the legs."

"Then can I wear it?"

Ning Ning's face turned red, and the master snake was suffocating, and the words "Kill me" were written all over his face.

"No, your legs are too thick."

Lin Muge said mercilessly.Valley swab

"...Senior! Hmph! I'm going to change it now!"

Yu Xinning froze for a moment, glared at Lin Muge with her mouth puffed out, and then went into the bedroom.

Lin Muge also threw the loveless Old Snake into the basin beside him.

"I'm not sleepy when it comes to black silk"

"What? Doves wear black silk?"

"What? Pigeons want to eat black silk?"

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