Immediately afterwards, Lin Yu performed the well-known stunt "Monkey Stealing Peach" and hit Kangxi's crotch accurately!
"Oh..." Kangxi screamed and was forced to surrender, "I lost! I lost..."
Wei Xiaobao cheered happily: "Haha, you admit defeat, quickly roast us a beggar's chicken!"
Lin Yu let go of his hand quickly, pretending to be surprised: "You...under you...why is there a chicken...you...you are not a eunuch!"
Wei Xiaobao's eyes widened: "In the entire Forbidden City, only the emperor..."
Princess Jianning gloated and smirked: "That's right, you two are miserable."
Lin Yu shook his head: "no, it's impossible How could the emperor fight with me? Who are you? "
Suddenly, someone outside shouted: "Report to the emperor! The crown prince Shaobao Ao Bai, Lord Ao please see me!"
Kangxi straightened his waist and said with indignation: "Oboi old thief, without my permission, he broke into the imperial study, it's simply too presumptuous!"
Princess Jianning asked, "Brother, what should we do now?"
Kangxi pointed at the desk: "You guys hide first!"
Lin Yu, Wei Xiaobao and Princess Jianning quickly hid under the desk...
Chapter 228 The Princess Sees You Alone Tonight
Lin Yu squatted under the desk, deliberately keeping a safe distance from Princess Jianning.
Princess Jianning took the opportunity to attack, and imitated Lin Yu's damaging move "Dragon Claw Hand", grabbing Lin Yu's chest fiercely!
Lin Yu pretended to be in pain, grinning and enduring it with a very funny expression.
Princess Jianning was triumphant and continued to catch Lin Yu madly.
Wei Xiaobao covered his chest with both hands, and looked at Lin Yu sympathetically...
Soon, Obai led the ministers into the imperial study room to meet Kangxi.
Lin Yu knew that in Zhou Xingchi's movie version of "The Deer and Ding Tale", the main villains were Aobai, Wu Yingxiong and Feng Xifan.
So, if Sun Yunlei's soul is coming, who will he take away?
Oboi's status is prominent, holding the military power in his hand, "under one man, above ten thousand people", and he has boundless strength and superb martial arts.
As the son of Pingxi King Wu Sangui, Wu Yingxiong was ambitious and assisted his father in plotting a rebellion in an attempt to seize the Qing Dynasty.
As for Feng Xifan, as we all know, he is ruthless and extremely insidious. In the movie version of "The Deer and Ding Tale", he belongs to the ultimate devil king, and his martial arts are even higher than Chen Jinnan, the chief rudder of "Tiandihui"!
Lin Yu believes that Sun Yunlei may have transmigrated into Wu Yingxiong because he is the future crown prince, which is in line with Sun Yunlei's persistent idea of becoming emperor.
Moreover, Wu Yingxiong won the love and trust of Ake, the female apprentice of the "one-armed nun" through his "good luck" in the early stage.
With Sun Yunlei's IQ and understanding of "The Deer and Ding Tale", he should be able to control Feng Xifan and make him work hard.
What's more, the "Shenlong Cult" is escorting Pingxi King Wu Sangui. As long as Sun Yunlei doesn't mess up, he can continue to use the new leader of the "Shenlong Cult", Long Er!
With the help of two masters, Long Er and Feng Xifan, although Sun Yunlei does not know martial arts, he can still dominate the world.
Just as Lin Yu was thinking, he only listened to Oboi and his ministers asking Kangxi to issue an imperial edict immediately to detain and investigate the grand scholar Soni.
Kangxi was young and strong, so he resolutely refused to follow.
Obai's arrogance was so arrogant that he forced Kangxi to agree, and went to the desk, grinding ink himself, and asked Kangxi to write the imperial decree.
Lin Yuxin said, it's so strange that such an arrogant and rude guy can't die!
Suddenly, Princess Jianning changed the target of her attack and grabbed Lin Yu's abdomen!
Lin Yu couldn't dodge, and was caught firmly by Princess Jianning!
Princess Jianning was shocked, this person actually had the goods!He is not a eunuch!
"You...you..." Princess Jianning was dumbfounded, she couldn't help but grabbed her right hand again.
Lin Yu screamed exaggeratedly and got out of the desk, startling Oboi, and took a few steps back.
Princess Jianning and Wei Xiaobao are still hiding under the desk.
Obai gathered himself together, and scolded angrily: "Bold eunuch! What's the intention of hiding here?"
Oboi, played by Xu Jingjiang, has a fierce appearance and a strong aura.
However, in Lin Yu's eyes, this Oboi is very similar to the catcher Lei Bao in Zhou Xingchi's movie "Nine Grades of Sesame Officer: White Bread and Blue Sky", and the two have similar looks.
Lin Yu was very calm, smiled and said, "Guess."
Aobai stared at Yuan Baoyan: "Come here! Drag him out and chop him up!"
Kangxi hurriedly stopped him: "Can't be beheaded! He is my confidant!"
Obviously, Kangxi likes Lin Yu and regards him as a playmate.
When all the ministers heard this, their faces showed flattery, and they hurriedly saluted Lin Yu and greeted in unison: "Your confidant!"
Lin Yu had nothing to fear, relying on his three-inch tongue, he lashed out at Oboi!
Being humiliated by a young eunuch in public, Oboi's face flushed with anger and his eyes showed a fierce look.
Lin Yu claimed that he was a "gold medal undercover agent" appointed by Kangxi.
Obai was hostile to Lin Yu, held back his anger, and sneered a few times.
Lin Yu stared at Aobai Lafeng's eyebrows and beard, and suddenly felt that this guy's eyes were very familiar.
In an instant, a flash of lightning flashed in Lin Yu's mind!
Holy crap, this Oboi is not played by Xu Jingjiang!
He may be Sun Yunlei!
Before, Lin Yu guessed that Sun Yunlei's soul pierced Wu Yingxiong, but unexpectedly, he became Oboi!
It is obvious that Sun Yunlei pretends not to recognize Lin Yu, and deliberately saves his energy to take revenge on Lin Yu.
Lin Yu had no choice but to defend himself. He approached Aobai and yelled at him again.
Seeing that the "Gold Medal Undercover" was more arrogant than Oboi, the ministers were frightened and did not dare to speak for Oboi again.
Aobai clenched his fists, cast a vicious glance at Lin Yu, and walked away.
In an instant, Kangxi breathed a sigh of relief, feeling relieved.
When the ministers left, Wei Xiaobao hurried out of the desk, knelt down with Lin Yu, and kowtowed to Kangxi.
Just now, Princess Jianning found out that Lin Yu was not a real eunuch. She didn't know that Wei Xiaobao was not clean either.
Therefore, Princess Jianning said excitedly: "Brother, give me the little forest."
Kangxi said: "Don't mess around! Xiao Linzi is courageous and resourceful, he has great courage and insight, and he is not afraid of Oboi. Now I am in urgent need of effective assistants. I must use Xiao Linzi to deal with Oboi!"
Lin Yu hurriedly said: "Serve the emperor, and I will die!"
He knew very well that if he wanted to win Wei Xiaobao's aura as the protagonist, he could not rely solely on martial arts, but also had to pay attention to strategies and skills to gain the trust of Kangxi and Chen Jinnan.
Kangxi said: "Xiao Linzi listens to the order! I named you the undercover little secret agent of the gold medal in front of the imperial court!"
Lin Yu thanked: "Thank you Lord Long En!"
Wei Xiaobao hurriedly said: "The villain is also willing to serve the emperor!"
Kangxi said: "Okay! You will assist Xiao Linzi and deal with Aobai together, and you will also monitor Hai Dafu!"
Wei Xiaobao asked: "Why do you monitor Hai Dafu?"
Kangxi said: "Hai Dafu is the late emperor's confidant. His recent behavior is secretive. I'm afraid he has other plans."
"Obey!" Lin Yu and Wei Xiaobao listened to the order in unison.
Kangxi said: "From now on, the two of you will be there whenever you want, and will do your best to assist me and monitor the treacherous party in the court!"
Princess Jianning hurriedly said, "By the way, watch me too."
In an instant, Lin Yu, Wei Xiaobao and Kangxi all looked at Princess Jianning, who smiled connotatively.
Tonight, Princess Jianning will have a wonderful story with Lin Yu.
Lin Yu reminded with a smile: "Your Majesty, we had a martial arts competition just now, and you surrendered."
Kangxi said: "You resorted to a trick of monkey stealing peaches and grabbed my vitals. I was in great pain and had to admit defeat..."
Lin Yu said: "According to the agreement, after you lose, you must personally roast a beggar's chicken for me."
Kangxi said: "I didn't expect to lose, what's more, I don't know how to roast beggar's chicken."
Princess Jianning said: "Brother, you can't break your word!"
Kangxi spread his hands together: "I really don't know how to bake... how about this, I will have a competition with Xiao Linzi tomorrow, if I lose, I will learn how to roast 'beggar' chicken' from the imperial chef, and give it to Xiao Linzi and Xiao Chunzi eat!"
Princess Jianning stretched out her little finger: "Brother keeps his word, don't play tricks, let's hook up."
Kangxi had no choice but to hook up with Princess Jianning and make a promise.
Lin Yu said: "The emperor's attitude is so serious, I am very touched! If you lose tomorrow, I will show my hand and roast a duck for the emperor and princess to taste!"
Princess Jianning clapped her hands and subconsciously looked at Lin Yu's abdomen, her eyes full of expectation...
As night fell, Lin Yu and Wei Xiaobao sat in the room, drinking and cooking hot pot.
Wei Xiaobao burped: "Xiao Linzi, do you really know how to roast eight-treasure duck?"
Lin Yu said: "I can not only roast eight-treasure duck, but also eight-treasure chicken leg!"
Wei Xiaobao put down his chopsticks: "I'll test you first, Eight Treasure Duck, which Eight Treasure is it?"
Lin Yu replied: "There are glutinous rice, diced bamboo shoots, diced meat, diced ham, diced chicken gizzards, diced mushrooms, lotus seeds, dried shrimp, etc. You can choose the ingredients according to your own preferences.
Wei Xiaobao nodded: "Eight-treasure duck is a special traditional dish in Jiangsu and Shanghai. I have eaten it in Yangzhou, but I have never seen grilled eight-treasure duck! Let alone roast eight-treasure chicken legs! "
Lin Yu said flickeringly: "I originally wanted to enter the palace as an imperial cook and give full play to my strengths, but was selected by Eunuch Hai and became a little eunuch."
Wei Xiaobao smiled slyly: "Eunuch Hai is too impatient, so he didn't cleanse you."
Lin Yu pretended to be surprised: "you How do you know that I'm not clean?"
Wei Xiaobao said: "Today in the Imperial Study Room, the two of us hid under the table with the princess. The princess used her dragon claws to sneak up on your crotch. From the princess's expression and the look of surprise in her eyes, I knew that she was firmly You have firmly grasped the handle that you should have cut off!"
Lin Yu laughed: "Hahaha, Xiaochunzi, you are very good at observing words and expressions!"
Wei Xiaobao said: "I grew up in Lichun Academy since I was a child. Who hasn't seen it? What occasions haven't I experienced it?"
Lin Yu said in a low voice, "could it be that you didn't get clean either?"
Wei Xiaobao chuckled a few times: "I'm just like you, I maintain the true qualities and demeanor of a man, and possess a strong fighting power."
Lin Yu said: "Be sure to keep it secret. This is a crime of deceiving the emperor, and the emperor cannot know."
Wei Xiaobao said: "Of course the emperor cannot know, but the princess already knows, you are not a eunuch."
Lin Yu said: "I'm worried, will the princess tell the emperor?"
Wei Xiaobao picked up his chopsticks, picked up a sea cucumber, put it in his mouth and chewed.
He said while eating: "The princess will not tell the emperor for the time being, she wants to keep you and enjoy it secretly!"
Lin Yu pretended to be stupid: "The princess enjoys it alone? What do you mean?"
Wei Xiaobao said: "After the princess grabbed your crotch, the way she looked at you changed, like a peach blossom blooming, charming and affectionate, didn't you notice?"
Lin Yu said: "I was only focused on dealing with Aobai, and I didn't pay attention to the princess' eyes."
Wei Xiaobao said: "I can assure you that the princess will summon you alone tonight."
Lin Yu asked, "what did she see me for?"
Wei Xiaobao said: "Damn, big brother, aren't you too simple? Are you still a virgin?"
Lin Yu continued to fool around: "Of course I'm a boy, aren't you?"
Wei Xiaobao said: "Nonsense, I've been living in the Lichun Garden since I was a child, getting along with all kinds of beautiful girls every day, how could I have the willpower to remain a virgin?
Lin Yu clasped his fists: "Senior! Please give me more advice."
Wei Xiaobao took a sip of his wine and smiled even more wickedly: "The purpose of the princess summoning you is to break your childish body, hehehe..."
When Lin Yu heard this, he deliberately put on a nervous and excited look.
Wei Xiaobao said: "After you and the princess are happy, you must tell her that I am not clean either!"
Lin Yu hurriedly asked, "why did you reveal the truth to the princess?"
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