I really don't want to be a disaster

"But this thing looks so-so."

Li Changge showed an expression that you have never seen the world.

Li Erpang laughed straight away, naturally not as knowledgeable as Li Changge, and just said, "You kid knows nothing."

"Cough cough."

Li Changge coughed twice, pretending to be deep: "Unfortunately, I still have a big baby..."

"Huh? And?"

When Li Erpang heard this, he took his attention away from the writhing Alice for a moment.

"Well, big baby."

"real or fake?"

Li Erpang always felt a little weird.

"Hehe, you underestimate me, Li Changge." Li Changge lifted his bangs and smiled faintly: "My current background is beyond what you can imagine. In the other world, I went through life and death, calculated all kinds of secrets, and got a who Also unimaginable baby."

"What the hell? So sneaky?"

Although Li Erpang still doesn't believe it, after all, in his impression, Li Changge is too good at acting.But the [Alice Q Edition commemorative badge] in his hand made Li Erpang, a senior fat man, feel a little itchy in his heart, the kind that he can't scratch.

"If you don't believe me, you can go and see."

"Look?" Li Erpang was taken aback.

"The baby is too big and awesome. I was afraid of being jealous, so I hid it in the basement."

"This...isn't it?"

Li Erpang pretended to evade it. After all, Li Changge said that he was an awesome baby, and the rules among the apostles, Li Erpang still meant it, so he shirked it.

"It's okay, who made us good friends! That baby is nice, but to be honest, it doesn't suit my style."

Li Erpang didn't believe it.

But in the end he followed Li Changge curiously to the basement.

As the old saying goes: Curiosity kills the cat.

But maybe it can kill the little fat man.

"Hey! You can do it here!"

"Yo! This bed is a full [-] meters! You have everything you need in this basement!"

Li Erpang looked at the layout in the basement, exclaiming from time to time.

"I have a bad sleeping posture, ahem, I have a bad sleeping posture."

Li Changge quickly explained.

"Wait a minute, what about the big baby you mentioned?"

Li Erpang naturally wouldn't linger on that boring big bed for too long.

After all, it has nothing to do with him.

"Here."

Li Changge pouted towards the corner.

In the corner, a piece of black and opaque cloth covered something.

A full two meters high.

two meters...

Li Erpang instantly thought of Sister Su's height of 1.9 meters nine, like a shadow, covering the sky and covering the sky, and immediately felt the chrysanthemum shrink back, and his hands trembled suddenly.This has almost formed a conditioned reflex.

But thinking about it, it doesn't seem right.

The "big baby" under the black cloth has sharp edges and corners, and it doesn't look like a person.

Is it...

Li Erpang hurried forward.

He didn't notice that Li Changge was behind him, quietly breathed a sigh of relief, laughed, and tiptoed back.

Li Erpang opened the canvas full of anticipation.

In an instant.

A pitch-black mecha with a height of more than two meters appeared in front of Li Erpang.

Just as he imagined, the mecha has sharp edges and corners, with spikes all over its body, exuding an evil spirit that no relatives recognize.

On the shoulders of the mecha, there were actually two huge tires.

The whole body of the mecha is made of unknown materials, and under the light, it shines with a cold light.

Li Erpang was stunned instantly: "This figure is perfectly made!"

"Look at this material, this joint structure, this detail... tsk tsk tsk."

Li Erpang gently stroked the painting of the mecha, feeling the coldness from his fingers, he was so moved that he almost salivated.

Such a domineering giant figure, if placed in the room...

Thinking about it is very exciting!

Perfect!

If it is published, it will cause an unprecedented earthquake in the otaku circle!

and many more.

Which company made this?

What about LOGO?

What about trademarks?

where is it?

Li Erpang circled around the "giant model" a few times, leaving cute Alice behind.

He didn't pay attention.

The basement lights dimmed a bit.

He didn't notice either, but at some point, there was a pleasant fragrance in the basement.

looming...

smoky...

Ah, the fragrance...

Is this model so spicy?

bass.

Just when Li Erpang touched it all the way to his head.

A sullen voice came from the model's head.

"Oh shit, I can't help it."

"Don't touch your hands anymore. As a gentleman, I will never allow you to do this kind of indecent behavior on me."

"This Mr. Beast, please let go of the gentleman in your hands!"

Li Erpang was dumbfounded.

Ah this?

Can you still talk?

Kakaka.

The "model" suddenly moved.

It saw Li Erpang staying in place.

He smiled and said, "Sorry, I haven't introduced myself yet."

"My name is Dire, and I am an elegant gentleman."

"Excuse me, do you have any wine?"

"Oh, I have a story."

Such an aggressive robot is unheard of.

Is the current AI deliberately made into this taste?

Why did he always feel that when the model in front of him moved, it always seemed to be breathing alcohol?

wrong.

Li Erpang's feet felt weak.

Only then did he realize that besides the smell of alcohol, there was another strange smell in the air.

Ah, my heart beats faster.

what happened?

Did his heart beat faster because of this perfect model?

Plop, plop, plop, plop.

Is this love?

Click.

The bathroom door opened.

Su Xiaosu smiled shyly.

……

……

upstairs.

Li Changge felt a little uneasy.

"It won't kill anyone."

Yi Lin reckoned that the [Indescribable Rosemary] had already taken effect, so she stretched out her hand, and through the void, put away the naughty Nightmare.

Thinking of Ye Dire's translation voice, Yi Lin was speechless.

The fragments of the source of fire really turned out to be a troublesome thing.

Sitting on this kind of mount always made Yi Lin feel a little weird.

Don't think about it for now.

Yi Lin pushed Dire back directly.

"Probably not." Yi Lin said.

But actually, he wasn't quite sure.Thinking about it carefully, Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu's strengths are not much different, they should be in a relatively stalemate situation, and there will be no fatalities.

Boom!

suddenly.

The ground shook suddenly.

Li Changge was startled.

boom!

Below, there was a loud noise.

Li Changge was shocked again.

bang bang bang-

There was constant movement.