I really don't want to be a disaster

When it came to Li Erpang's generation, it turned out to be a single generation, becoming the only seedling of the Emperor Li's family.

Therefore, the only criterion for Li Erpang's parents to choose a daughter-in-law is to look good and give birth.

According to the ancient tradition of choosing a daughter-in-law, Su Xiaosu, who has a huge hip circumference, a clear bone, and is very tolerant of tossing, made Mayor Li very satisfied.The more he looked at it, the more he felt that the task of revitalizing the Li family should fall on the generation of Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu.

Moreover, although the Su family is not inherited from an ancient imperial family, it is not bad.

The family is right, the man is talented and the woman is beautiful, which time is it up to the monster Li Erpang to object?

upstairs.

Li's parents stared at Li Erpang's sneaky back through the window and smiled at each other.

After slipping away for a while.

The little fat man suddenly trembled.

"What the hell, I was shocked. I thought it was Sister Su who broke through the 'Do Not Disturb' setting and came to kill me! What does this kid want me for?"

"Huh? What is it? Figures? Badges? Too naive, Fat Master is a professional fat house, and there are things that can't be identified?"

Finished speaking.

Li Erpang took out his phone.

Boot——

Receive the picture sent by Li Changge.

"Fuck! What is this?"

"Hey, kid, wait a minute, don't throw it away, I'll go to your house to make a proper appraisal!"

Li Erpang quickly dialed Li Changge's number, yelled at the other end of the phone, and rushed towards Li Changge's villa like a chrysanthemum on fire.

in the crowd.

Outside the Li family's mansion.

Yi Lin looked at Li Erpang's back as he left.

Smile.

"Attention all units, the target has been hooked."

"The handsome Li Changge received it!"

"Su Xiaosu received it."

"Sister Su can prepare."

"Hmm." Sister Su's voice was a bit shy, and I don't know if it was an illusion.

After confirming that Li Erpang took the bait, Yi Lin activated [Follow Like a Shadow] to follow behind Li Erpang to avoid any accidents.

If this little fat man really wanted to run, it would be very difficult to stop him.

Ask for all kinds of support!

Chapter 284 "Sub-quest: Capture Little Fatty, Mission Completed

Li Changge's villa.

Every time he came, Li Erpang couldn't help but want to complain about the two golden statues at the door.

This taste is simply indescribable.

But forget it.

People's tastes cannot be generalized.

Just like Su Ge and Lori, some people like it and others... Who the hell would like Su Ge's style!

Inexplicably, Li Erpang flipped a table in his mind, and carefully slipped into Li Changge's villa, avoiding everyone's sight.

After all, the two are in the same city.

In the "Zhang Huichun incident", he could barely be regarded as a comrade-in-arms who had struggled in the same gutter.

It is even more peers.

There are occasional contacts in private, but they are not familiar with each other.

——After all, Li Changge is very busy with various tasks such as taking commercials, filming movies, doing publicity, and meeting fans.

After entering the villa, Li Erpang didn't talk nonsense, he took off his hat, mask, sunglasses, and fake beard, and spread his chubby palms forward: "Where are things, where are things?"

But Li Changge looked puzzled: "I said fat brother, what are you doing by wrapping yourself up like this? Is there any enemy chasing you?"

Hearing this, Li Erpang trembled all over, and quickly shook his head: "You don't understand, it's more terrifying than enemies."

"Oh."

Li Changge responded and stopped talking.

In the Zhang Huichun incident, Li Erpang finally burned out his fat and lost his precious fat.

But after this month of tireless overeating, Li Erpang's belly once again showed its size for the first time, which is gratifying.

"Wait."

Li Erpang suddenly cast a suspicious look at Li Changge: "Let me confirm one thing first...Brother Su, ah bah, it's Sister Su, she hasn't looked for you, has she?"

Li Changge's expression was dumb, and his acting skills were outstanding: "You mean Su Xiaosu? That Su Xiaosu who is 1.9 meters tall? She is looking for me? Why is she looking for me when she has nothing to do? It's not like you don't know that there are only two people who can meet me, Li Changge. kind."

"?"

"Men, and female fans."

"Understand."

Li Changge's honesty made Li Erpang completely relieved.

He chuckled, suppressed his excitement, and rubbed his palms: "Where's the thing?"

"I really don't understand you nerds, what's so good about this thing?"

"You know what a fart, do you believe that a limited-edition figure on the wall of my father can buy this villa of yours?"

Li Changge shook his head, but still took out a card from the storage space and crushed it.

Seeing Li Changge's action, Li Erpang's eyes widened instantly, and his breath became short of breath: "Wait a minute, are you... a prop? You brought it from 'inside'? How is it possible?"

Li Changge smiled mysteriously.

After crushing the card.

A delicate badge with bright colors and uneven bumps appeared in Li Changsinger.

On the badge, there is a lifelike little loli, shy and charming.

Li Erpang trembled his hands, felt the feeling of floating on the badge, and suddenly realized: "No wonder I have never seen this character design before, it turned out to be a prop brought out of it! This workmanship is okay! It is so lifelike, lifelike, top-quality, top-quality ! It’s really the best! Suck.”

Just now.

Li Erpang's hand touched Alice's part on the badge, and the badge suddenly lit up, and a phantom emerged from the badge.

In a blink of an eye, in front of Li Changge and the little fat man, a 1:1 translucent figure appeared out of thin air.

"Hi everyone, I'm Alice, very happy to be friends with you!"

Li Erpang and Li Changge were dumbfounded.

in the void.

Little Loli Alice made three circles to the left and three circles to the right, twisting and turning.

Li Changge did not expect that this [Alice Q Edition Commemorative Badge] would have such an effect.

Real name envy.

But after watching it for a while, Li Changge also recalled it.

This is not a spirit weapon.

It's just a phantom.

Alice's movements come and go only a few times, and her lines are also very rigid, far less realistic than his real son and mother spirit.

Thinking about it this way, Li Changge suddenly felt less envious again.

Li Erpang squinted his eyes wide, as if he wanted to see the details of Alice's phantom clearly.

"This thing...it's perfect! I'll pay for it, ah no, it's a prop...I'll pay for DP, how much do you want? Say the number, just don't go too far."

Ah this?

Can you change the death point?

This was somewhat beyond Li Changge's expectations.

But this thing... is only of ornamental value, not of much use.

Thinking of this, Li Changge stretched out three fingers silently.

He hesitated for a while before thinking of this reasonable price.

300DP should not be too outrageous.

"make a deal!"

Li Erpang patted his thigh.

He didn't even bother to kill the price, so he decisively issued a transaction application.

I, Li Erpang, make money!

The transaction is complete.

Li Changge counted the money silently.

Ah no, count the death points.

suddenly.

Li Changge was shocked.

There was a clanging golden special effect behind it.

It looks like golden rain all over the sky, extremely gorgeous.

Li Erpang's eyes were stung by the golden light behind Li Changge in an instant, and he couldn't help cursing angrily: "Fuck! What are you doing with special effects? I can't even see my baby Alice clearly!"

Li Changge listened.

Meng, Meng Lang.

He hurriedly collected his emotions, and forcefully held back the five cents special effect like holding back shit.

Although this skill is passive, Li Changge is becoming more and more proficient. To a certain extent, if he does not collapse, he can barely retract it freely.

Li Erpang played with the badge over and over again, very satisfied.

This wave is not bad.

Li Changge was stunned.

After being stupefied, I was ecstatic.

Three, three, three thousand points!

Li Erpang actually traded him 3000 DP!

It turns out that there is such an insanely mind-blowing function for pointing one's finger up inscrutablely?

In the future, if you are indecisive, just point your finger up and try?

Wonderful!

Li Changge was overjoyed.

The special effects of chrysanthemum blossoms appear in a low-key way behind, the light is restrained, but the flowers are blooming brilliantly.

But Li Changge finally remembered the "plan".

I didn't indulge in this illusory joy and couldn't extricate myself.