I also want to fall in love

"Don't worry, Xiao Ni will definitely not be so reckless!"

Mother Jiang vowed: "Xiao Ni will definitely recognize me. If you don't believe me, let's make a bet. If I win, hehe, you are obedient. You will live at home during the next few days when I am in the capital. Can't live outside."

Xuerge: "..."

Really, when Xu Erge got along with Mother Jiang, he suddenly had a feeling of facing Jiang Yijie, and Jiang Yijie also liked to tease his bad personality so much.

As Xu Erge walked, he was on guard against Jiang Xiaoni's sneak attack, and Jiang Xiaoni should have arrived after time...

The next second, Xu Erge suddenly felt a chill on his back, and then heard the sound of fierce footsteps, as if he felt something, he subconsciously quickly dragged Jiang Mama to the side.

Jiang's mother felt shaken for a moment, and her eyes turned to her side, and then she saw Jiang Xiaoni jumping high and her fists out of the corner of her eyes!

In this short moment, the two mothers and daughters met each other's eyes, and they both saw the astonishment in each other's eyes.

Jiang Xiaoni was astonished that Hu Meizi who did not expect such an intimate behavior with her Erlang turned out to be her own mother.

But Jiang's mother never expected that Jiang Xiaoni really didn't recognize her, and she really dared to throw a punch. It seemed that this punch was quite dark!

The fist swung past in front of his eyes, and there was even a whistling wind from the fist!

What the hell!

Xu Erge landed on his buttocks and fell to the ground, and Jiang Mama was pulled and sat down on Xu Erge's body, regardless of where she sat, Jiang Mama was completely stunned and looked up at him stupidly. Jiang Xiaoni's eyes were a little dull.

"Really...really hitting?!"

Mother Jiang's heart was pounding like a deer. For the first time in her life, she felt the horror of high force value from her stinking treasure. If she was hit by this punch, she might really have to call the 120 ambulance to go away.

She almost pissed in fright!

Mother Jiang really felt that her feet were soft, not because she was sitting in the wrong place, but because she was really scared.

"mom?"

Jiang Xiaoni showed a ghost-like expression, and shouted in shock: "Why are you, didn't you say you were watching TV at home?!"

Mother Jiang wanted to be angry at first, but when she thought that the reason for this situation was caused by herself, she suddenly lacked confidence, and she showed a sneering expression in front of Smelly Bao, who spoke first, and said with a dry smile: " just kidding……"

Jiang Xiaoni: "..."

"What are you kidding! I'm so mad!!!"

Jiang Xiaoni shouted angrily: "You are joking about such a thing, do you think it is funny?!"

Mama Jiang was shocked instantly. Knowing that she was wrong, she lowered her head slightly, and tapped her fingers...

Otherwise, there is a reason for Jiang Xiaoni's cuteness. The small expressions and movements that Jiang's mother showed when she knew she made a mistake are definitely Jiang Xiaoni's original movements.

Those who are close to Zhu are red, those who are close to ink are black, the upper beam is not straight, and the lower beam is crooked!

Seeing her mother's virtue, Jiang Xiaoni said angrily, "Are you still not alive?"

Mother Jiang got up quickly, then ran to Jiang Xiaoni's side, hugged Jiang Xiaoni's arm, and said coquettishly: "Oh, don't be angry, I just want to tease you, I didn't expect you to be so teasing."

"I also made a bet with your Erlang. I told your Erlang that my stinking treasure loves you. When you see him getting very close to another girl, you will definitely overturn the jealous jar and get jealous."

"The more jealous you are, the more you like your Erlang!"

"Your Erlang said that no matter how jealous you are, you won't hit anyone. I'll tell you that my Choubao's love is magnanimous, his love is vigorous, and he never hides his love for someone!"

"If you don't believe me, you can ask your Erlang."

Mother Jiang said, looking at Xu Erge, blinking frantically outside the blind spot that Jiang Xiaoni couldn't see.

Xu Erge: "???"

When you took me to be alone, you baby baby, son and son shouted so dearly, but as soon as Jiang Xiaoni came out, she immediately called your Erlang, ruthless!

Also, that's not what you said about the bet just now! ! !

Xu Erge only felt that his scalp was numb after being manipulated by Jiang's mother.

This is the first time, the first time I met such a mother Jiang with such an attitude. It turns out that you are such a mother, what a glass of clear Biluochun.

Xu Erge opened his mouth, and in the end, in order to prevent Biluochun's mother from being beaten to death by her own daughter, and staged a scene where her own daughter righteously killed her own mother, she could only nod against her conscience.

"Really... I didn't expect you to love me so much!"

When Xu Erge said this, he felt his conscience was aching. This is the feeling of deceiving his lover. It's not that he has never deceived Jiang Xiaoni before, but this is the first time he has deceived her in such a matter.

It really hurts the conscience.

"Hey, hey hey~"

Jiang Xiaoni couldn't help lying, not to mention boasting, when she heard the two singing together, she was immediately turned around, and said with a smile: "Yes, yes, I love you so much, I almost beat my mother to death by accident." gone."

Mother Jiang: "..."

This mentally retarded person almost used his own mother as a sacrifice, and you still show it off. Is this to show filial piety to your own mother? ? ?

Xu Erge glanced around and saw that there were many onlookers watching them. Although no one had taken pictures with their mobile phones yet, but at this speed, it was estimated to be fast, so he said, "Let's not stand here. Let's go home, shall we?"

"Yes, yes, go home, go home, go home if you have something to say..."

Mother Jiang also realized that she couldn't talk too much in front of Jiang Xiaoni. If she was exposed, hey, Smelly Baby would be pissed off.

But no, what if you get dizzy and quietly cover yourself with a pillow in the middle of the night, sending her this biological mother to sacrifice to heaven, then what should I do?

Although I know it won't happen, I'm somewhat worried! ! !

After this time, Mother Jiang also felt that it was time for her to restrain herself, and she would not be able to tease her lovely son-in-law casually in the future.

This matter is now over.

The three of them went home immediately. From the beginning to the end, the sneaky Li Qing never showed up.

But in fact, Li Qing was not far away the whole time, watched and heard the chat records of the three of them, he could only be dumbfounded in surprise, and was quite speechless about it.

Until looking at the backs of the three people leaving from a distance, Li Qingming was still in a state of shock and could not extricate himself, muttering in his mouth:

"This is my real mother? Good tea..."

[347.3 Chapter Fifty Although Scumbags Are Not Human Scumbags]

The three of them returned home and sat on the sofa. Well, the atmosphere was a little awkward.

"Cough... do you want supper?"