I also want to fall in love

That's why there was that phone call from Chou Bao just now, and Mother Jiang's behavior of lying and deceiving him can be regarded as a trick, which is specifically to test whether he is still messing around outside.

Hurgo's egg hurts.

Mother Jiang looks like Jiang Xiaoni, but her thoughts are as deep as Jiang Yijie's. One second she was smiling like a flower, and the next second she can dig a hole for him, good guy.

Xu Erge said bitterly: "Mom, don't be like this, Xiao Ni will really be angry."

Seeing that Xu Erge had figured it out, Mother Jiang suddenly laughed and leaned forward.

Seeing that Mother Jiang was still laughing, Xu Erge became even more resentful: "You are still laughing, Xiaoni should be killed later."

Mother Jiang laughed until tears welled up in her eyes, she wiped away her tears, and said with a smile: "Although I don't know why Smelly Possesses you, she must know that you are having a hot fight with a girl you don't know. Woolen cloth."

"that is you!!!"

"But Xiaoni doesn't know."

Xu Erge curled his lips and said: "Later, if she sees you later, she will appoint you to scold her."

This scolding is real scolding. Of course, Jiang Xiaoni dare not go too far, because if she scolds too much, she will be beaten in turn, but she shouted a few words angrily, and with Jiang Xiaoni's reckless temper, it is still a normal operation.

Mother Jiang said with a smile: "It's okay, I just like to see Choubao angry, it's so interesting."

Xuerge: "..."

This is the low-level bad taste of human beings!

I feel sorry for Xiao Ni for three seconds!

Xu Erge wanted to take out his mobile phone to report the news, don't wait for Jiang Xiaoni to appear with a pale face later, and do something stupid.

Especially don't have that kind of weird thing where a black hand sneaks up from behind and punches Mother Jiang on the back of the head.

Don't think that Jiang Xiaoni can't. When people are forced to a certain level, they will lose their minds.

As for the behavior of being jealous of Jiang Xiaoni, Xu Erge is not angry. The proof of loving someone is not much from the emotion, and jealousy is the most obvious kind of mood swing.

Jiang's mother saw Xu Erge's small movements and hurried forward to snatch it. Xu Erge reacted subconsciously and raised the phone high.

Mama Jiang threw herself directly into his arms, Mama Jiang didn't seem to care, she held Xu Erge's shoulder with one hand, and stretched out the other hand straight, bouncing around to snatch it.

Xu Erge reacted first, showing a little embarrassment, and then took the initiative to hand the phone to Mother Jiang.

Mother Jiang took Xu Erge's cell phone and hid it in her pocket, then snorted and said, "Don't tip off the news, don't spoil my good deeds!"

"Okay okay."

Cold sweat was about to roll off Xu Erge's forehead. He didn't know what outrageous words would become in Jiang Xiaoni's ears after the artistic processing of the present scene by the sneaky Li Cheng.

But... From Li Qingming's point of view, they must be flirting in this scene!

Difficult to do.

Time passed by, Xu Erge lived like a year, watching Jiang's mother still looking for the shoes she wanted, and of course she found it in the end.

Mother Jiang saw another beautiful dress in the skirt section, and she picked it up and showed it to Xu Erge. After listening to Xu Erge boasting that it was perfect, it was not considered good, and said that she would try it on on the spot to see the effect.

Xu Erge didn't say anything, just waited, looking through the reflection of the mirror in the store from time to time, watching Li Qingming who was sneaking outside the door.

This time, he was really sure that this person was Li Qingming.

This world is really too small to encounter people like this, it is simply convincing.

Suddenly, the door of the dressing room opened a crack, and Mother Jiang poked her head out and shouted at Xu Erge, "Honey, I can't zip it up, can you help me?"

Hurgo: ? ? ?

He looked at the clerk at the side, and the clerk turned his head to the other side, pretending not to see Hurgo's call for help.

Can't pull it?

I believe you, the zippers of their skirts are all regular styles, unless they don't fit, girls can easily zip them up.

I'm lying, I want to feast my boyfriend's eyes, even if I haven't seen it live, haven't I seen it in the TV series of Mary Su...

As a qualified salesperson, in such a situation, she will not bother at all!

"Hurry up hurry up~"

Xu Erge didn't understand women's clothes at all, so he could only squirm forward under the urging voice of Jiang's mother.

"Come in."

"No way..."

Xu Erge said with a dry smile, "I'll just reach out and pull it on for you outside the door."

"Alright alright."

Xu Erge stretched his hands in through the crack of the door. For the first time, he didn't grasp the distance properly, and his fingers accidentally touched Mother Jiang's back. The smooth and delicate feel, hiss...

"Hey~"

When Xu Erge heard this voice, he was so frightened that he lost two souls and six souls.

Oh your sister! ! !

For the second time, Xu Erge successfully found the zipper ring along the zipper teeth on the clothes, but the position was not very good, it was on the buttocks...

Xu Erge is not an idiot, who didn't know at this time that this was a prank by Jiang Mama.

No matter how you can't pull it up, it shouldn't be pulled at all...

What kind of mother-in-law are you? My father-in-law will cry to death if he finds out! ! !

After all, Xu Erge helped to pull it on. Of course, it's only right that he doesn't look very good afterwards.

Mother Jiang looked at Xu Erge's expression, and laughed, with a playful expression, which made Xu Erge's eyelids twitch.

The two continued shopping.

Are you still shopping? ? ?

Xu Erge saw that Mama Jiang would rather carry things with one hand, and let him have an arm free for her to hold. , find a place to sit and wait for Xiaoni to come over."

"It's her business that she comes, we don't care about her."

"No, I'm afraid that you will be beaten. Xiaoni's fist is not something that ordinary people can hold. If you punch down, you may have to stay in the ICU for many days." Xu Erge persuaded and described Those who have been beaten by Jiang Xiaoni in the past, even if they keep their hands, are all tragic examples.