My harem can't be this messy
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"Come on, let's go in and dance with them."
Li Zhi said, holding Dingyu in his arms, and jumped into the hot spring pool without hesitation. Do you know what a bomb fall into the water is?This is Li Zhi, a splash of water exploded, causing a lot of screams.
What is the purpose of living is to enjoy, and the beautiful women around me are to enjoy.After transmigrating to the emperor, if you don't pamper all the 3000 beauties in the harem, how can you be worthy of the favor of the heavens.
With his long legs in his arms, Li Zhi asked these maids to do a straight-up pose, but in this era, not many people know how to do this. In the end, with the help of Li Zhi and the girls around him, only two of them managed to do it. Strong did it.
Li Zhi looked at it, he was very happy, and rewarded him fiercely. As for what he rewarded, it was naturally the emperor's favor.
Time always flies by in enjoyment, when a snow falcon landed on the steps of Ganlu Hall, Li Zhi walked over, and the snow falcon flew over Li Zhi's shoulder.
In fact, according to general habits, these raptors are raised by humans, and when they land on human arms, they must be covered with thick cloth to prevent the claws of the raptors from being scratched. Falcon scratched, but couldn't catch any traces, and might have hurt her paws.
At this time, he didn't care too much. When Xue Falcon landed on his shoulders, Li Zhi took a roll of cloth wrapped around Xue Falcon's feet.
"This girl really uses Xue'er to send letters."
Li Zhi sighed, opened the cloth strip, looked at the words on it, and called the queen.
"Your Majesty, what's the matter? Hey, it's Xue'er, this Snow Falcon is getting more and more beautiful."
"Well, Shixuan is well-raised, look at this body shape, these claws, aren't they beautiful!"
"Yan'er, go ask someone to go to each palace to inform that we will have dinner in the bamboo garden tonight."
"Bamboo garden?"
"Shixuan said that she runs a restaurant, and I want to take Sangong Sixth Courtyard to her place to eat and drink."
After Wang Yan heard this, she couldn't help but cover her lips and smile. Li Zhi couldn't help pinching her waist a few times because of her daughter's style.
"Your Majesty, I'll let people go right now. By the way, do you want to send people to Jiangxia Palace?"
"Well, I can't forget Sister Wencheng and my little nephew."
Seeing that Wang Yan was gone, Li Zhi teased Xue'er, then raised his arms and let the snow falcon fly.
From now on, it is indeed much faster to make urgent contact with various places and use pigeons and hawks to pass letters. It seems that people should be trained quickly.
The sun was setting and dusk was just getting up. At this corner of the bamboo garden, many carriages had already parked, and there was a lot of people, very lively.
The vast majority of the crowd were naturally women, while there were only six men, one was still a baby, one had just learned to walk, and one was jumping around his mother.
Walking with Li Zhi were Zhao Wang Li Fu and Cao Wang Li Ming, and these two younger brothers were the only ones still living in the palace.
Jing'er surrounded Princess Wencheng, Zhong'er looked at the little brother, and naturally stepped on short legs, trying to catch up.
Walking in here, Li Zhi already smelled a strong smell of barbecue. A fire was set up there, and the whole sheep was roasting on the flames. The aroma of fat, mutton, and seasoning mixed together, tangling in the air.
Lin Shixuan greeted Li Zhi early, seeing such a large group of people led by Li Zhi, he couldn't help but glared at Li Zhi.
She wanted to invite His Majesty to come down to try the taste, but she didn't want His Majesty to bring his whole family. Do you know what a big family is? You can understand it now.
Fortunately, the restaurant is going to open tomorrow, so everything is ready.In fact, Lin Shixuan was guarding against Li Zhi's move, who knew that someone would be so limitless.
"Your Majesty, you want to eat Poor Shixuan!"
"You, little rich woman, I want to be poor, but I don't have the ability!"
Naturally, Lin Shixuan was just talking, and had already dragged Li Zhi to a pavilion by the long corridor over there.
Li Zhi looked at this place. When Yuzhang Huangjie was recuperating here, he often sat in this pavilion, sometimes with his mother, sometimes with Huangjie, drinking tea and eating, such a clear memory.At that time, his own queen had not yet been obtained, and Concubine Xiao Shu was also the target of Li Zhi's pursuit.
Look at the large groups of warblers and swallows that come in and out here now, how many Li Zhi are not studying the origin and reproduction of human beings.
At this time, he picked up Zhong'er and sat in the gazebo, and then the people sitting here, except for the mother, aunt, aunt, father's former concubines, only the queen and Princess Wencheng.
The barbecue was delivered, and the wine jar was opened. In the white porcelain bowl, there was mellow rice wine brewed. In this era, there is no white wine. In the history of China, there are names that can be called, such as Nuerhong, Xinfeng wine, and chrysanthemum wine. It is rice wine.
The history of baijiu is very shallow. The so-called national liquor has a history of several hundred years at most, which is far from as long as some people think.
Li Zhi carefully fed a piece of barbecue to Zhong'er, seeing the little guy eating happily, Li Zhi looked around at this time.
My own children may never get certain things, such as the throne, but Li Zhi wants them to live happily and safely in this life, unlike himself, who always had some shortcomings when they were young.
Chapter 707
Maybe people are like this, they hope that their children can get or not lack what they can't get or lack.
What Li Zhi lacked was the love from his parents in his childhood and youth, so he especially didn't want his children to be like him.
As for the throne that cannot be given to them, in fact, think about it, it is good if there is no fight, otherwise it is not a good thing for brothers to turn against each other.
After all, as the third emperor of the Tang Dynasty, when my father and I inherited the throne, brothers killed each other and even forced the palace.
Li Zhi would never want his son to do the same.When they are a little more sensible, Li Zhi will make it clear to them, let them stop thinking about being an emperor, and be a prince with peace of mind, and live a life of peace and happiness.
The prince can do it, and he can even take turns to do it. The emperor, don't even think about it, after all, he probably won't die!
At this time, while feeding Zhong'er, watching Jing'er run away, the mother gave him a few skewers of barbecue, and the little guy happily ran to another table.
Li Zhi also ate a lot tonight. The cook Lin Shixuan used here was from the palace, and the taste of barbecue was naturally very familiar to Li Zhi.
After eating and drinking at Lin Shixuan's place, when it was time to leave, Li Zhi didn't forget to ask someone to pack it, Lin Shixuan was so angry that he almost stomped his feet.
This really has no lower limit!If you can't finish eating, let the people in the palace take it away without leaving any.
This is what His Majesty does, it's too bullying.
When the people here dispersed, Li Zhi stayed behind and sent away the last carriage. Li Zhi looked at Lin Shixuan who was full of anger, and sat at the table that had been packed under the gazebo, making a pot of tea by himself drink.
The other table cooks are already cleaning up, the bonfire in the courtyard has been extinguished, and a few strings of lanterns have been added, which looks like a barbecue garden for later generations.
Of course, the lanterns at this time are lanterns, and the barbecue gardens of later generations are lanterns on the outside and light bulbs on the inside.
Seeing that Lin Shixuan was still angry, Li Zhi laughed happily. Lin Shixuan was so angry that he entered the room and ignored Li Zhi.
Before the smell of wine and meat dissipated, Li Zhi was lying on the bed in this hut. During the day, Lin Shixuan had someone change the bedding here, and replaced it with brand new ones, which were specially dried in the sun.
She thought that Li Zhi might stay here at night, and at this time, Li Zhi was lying beside her.
"Sister Shixuan, aren't you really angry?"
"The first business of the restaurant, I lost all my money, can you not be angry?"
"Then it's okay for me to pay the debt with flesh!"
"Who asked you to pay the debt with flesh, don't be ashamed."
"By the way, sister Shixuan said she wanted to make dog meat, and I didn't see any dog meat tonight."
"What's more! If you want to make dog meat tonight, how many dogs will you have to kill, and there are tangerine peels, don't you want money?"
Li Zhi lay there, hugged Lin Shixuan's arm, and shook it gently.
"Little rich woman, if you are so rich, don't be stingy about a meal. In fact, you don't eat much. It's only a few sheep, not a cow."
"Hmph, why am I being stingy for a meal, and it's not that your Majesty doesn't know what I'm thinking."
"I don't know where, but they all went back, and I stayed."
"You have a conscience!"
"It's not that I have a little conscience, but a lot of conscience. If you don't believe me, take a look, little rich woman."
As Li Zhi said, he took off his clothes and let Lin Shixuan see. The two of them were arguing for a while, and Li Zhi lay down quietly again. man's face.
"Your Majesty, let's have a baby too!"
"Why did you say this all of a sudden?"
"Just seeing you holding Zhong'er, you suddenly want to raise a child, do you agree?"
"No promise!"
As soon as Li Zhi finished speaking, he saw Lin Shixuan pinching him.
"Ah, little rich woman, what are you messing with, it hurts me."
"Do you agree?"
"No... ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah you really have to do it
"That's about the same. Shixuan is alone in the bamboo garden. You don't want to let Shixuan get pregnant, so someone can accompany Shixuan."
Li Zhi's gaze was tender for a moment, and he gently kissed Lin Shixuan's lips.
"Okay, if you really want it, I promise you."
"I have a child with my surname. My father is only my daughter. I don't want the Lin family to have no offspring."
"I…"
If Lin Shixuan said what he said just now, it would definitely not work if other emperors said it. After all, Li Zhi's blood was either a prince or a princess, so how could he follow his mother's surname.
It has never happened in history.
Wu Zetian was great in history. His sons all followed Li Zhi's surname, and his daughters also followed Li Zhi's surname.
However, Lin Shixuan said that letting the child born by him take his surname, not to mention the royal family, even ordinary people in this era, it is definitely not acceptable.
But Lin Shixuan met Li Zhi, and Li Zhi also knew who Lin Shixuan's father was.
Let's leave one for Lao Lin's family. Li Zhi said the word "zhen" and didn't say anything. He just looked at Lin Shixuan and nodded seriously.
"Your Majesty, we have agreed that Shixuan will not embarrass Your Majesty. If you give birth to a boy, your surname will still be Li, and Shixuan will be raised by Your Majesty. If it is a girl, you will take my surname Lin."
"Whether male or female, take your last name."
But Li Zhi said something seriously, he really wanted to leave a queen for Lin Qing'an!After all, he was from the same era as himself.
He wants to have a child, and there are many women in the harem who are willing to conceive for him for ten months, but Lin Shixuan is different.
There Lin Shixuan listened to Li Zhi's words, but his eyes were filled with moisture. At this time, he hugged Li Zhi tightly and kissed Li Zhi together.
The girl's actions were fierce and bold, and Li Zhi was pushed down in just a moment.In the past, I used to push those little ladies and old ladies by myself, but today I was pushed down by this girl.
At the end of the night, the night wind blew through the corner of the bamboo garden, and all the smells outside dissipated, only the elegant smell of green bamboo echoed in the bamboo forest.
Li Zhi urinated on a bamboo root, shaking his body comfortably.
Then Li Zhi looked depressedly at the extra pair of arms in front of him, and lightly patted those arms.
"Okay, stop messing around."
"Just messing around, messing around."
"Why do I feel that you are getting more and more clingy?"
"Who made His Majesty not be able to accompany Shixuan often? By the way, Your Majesty, if you don't plant the seeds today, you may continue to plant them in the Bamboo Garden another day."
"You! You are a doctor, you choose a day, which day is suitable, and you ask Xueer to deliver a letter to me."
"Your Majesty, you said that if Shixuan had one, would it be a boy or a girl?"
"How do I know that?"
After finally leaving Lin Shixuan, who was becoming more and more clingy, Li Zhi returned to Taiji Palace in the early morning mist, and arrived at Ganlu Palace before the early morning.
Chapter 708 Lost
Li Zhi felt the wind that was not too cold in the morning, and walked into the Liangyi Hall.
Today, something that Li Zhi didn't expect happened. At dusk, Li Zhi went back to the Temple of Ganlu, but accidentally saw a snow falcon sitting on the branch of a tree outside the Temple of Ganlu.
The two palace maids were looking at the snow falcon, while Dugu Xiaoluo was holding a porcelain plate with sliced pork, feeding them to the snow falcon one by one.
The snow falcon's pointed barb pecked at the meat strip, and sucked it like many people in the future would eat sheep tail fat, and the meat strip was swallowed into the throat.
Xiaoluo fed carefully. When Li Zhi came here, the little girl didn't notice it. She didn't turn her head until a thick palm fell on her shoulder, and then the meat strips on the plate almost fell to the ground in panic. .
"I went to the Bamboo Garden yesterday for a barbecue. Could it be that girl Lin Shixuan has a grudge in her heart and is planning to let us feed this Snow Falcon in the future?"
"Your Majesty, the person you mentioned is inside!"
"Oh, she's here!"
Lin Shixuan rarely came to the palace, especially when he came so actively.
This had never happened before, so Li Zhi did not expect it. At this moment, teasing the Snow Falcon, stroking its white and soft hair, Li Zhi lightly squeezed Dugu Xiaoluo's shoulder a few times.
"Be careful when feeding, this kind of raptor can easily hurt people, especially if you are not familiar with it."
"Your Majesty, Xiao Luo knows."
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