My harem can't be this messy

Li Zhi looked at the bandit merchant, Tao Sanniang still has this hobby, likes women, the captain didn't even tell him.

"Okay, there are plenty of women, but I won't be able to see Tao Sanniang tomorrow, you know your end, Si Niang, follow him, don't let him play tricks."

"By the way, show him a hand first, so that he won't have any other thoughts."

Li Zhi pouted, and Yu Siniang had understood Li Zhi's meaning. At this time, there was an earthen wall nearby, and Yu Siniang directly punched it. With Yu Siniang's punch, the earthen wall cracked instantly, The place where Siniang hit it collapsed.

There was a scream from behind the wall. The two were playing primitive games on the bed at this time. Seeing the wall collapsed, the woman quickly pulled the quilt to cover her vitals amidst the scream.

Li Zhi didn't expect Yu Siniang's punch to be so powerful, nor did he expect that someone behind the wall was having fun, so he hurriedly threw a silver coin over.

"Sorry, this should be enough to pay for your house."

After Li Zhi finished speaking, he motioned for Yu Siniang to follow the merchant bandit, and Li Zhi hurried out of here, fearing that the young couple would recognize him.

On the second day, Yu Siniang carried the merchant bandit outside the city like a fish in water. After Li Zhi died, the caravan set sail again, and the women were naturally among them.

"Is it done?"

"Returning to my lord, the matter has already been settled. If your lord's team walks along this road, they will meet the spies sent by Boss Tao. With the appearance and stature of these girls, Boss Tao will definitely send someone to attack."

"Well, Si Niang, take him to see the captain, this time you don't have to follow me, it's Khotan City."

"Yes, Master!"

"See Captain, what are you going to do, I have helped you."

"I'm also helping you, washing away your sins."

The team set off again, and the women on the camel were in high spirits at this moment, they were surprisingly excited to do this kind of thing.

I broke into the bandit's den in Jinzhou once, and I fell in love with drilling into the bandit's den.

Li Zhi looked around all the way, so desperate!Just begging Tao Boss's people to come and arrest them.

The hard work paid off, and at the hottest time at noon, there was dust from the horse team marching in the desert. Li Zhi looked at the road and asked people to drive the camels away, but there were too many goods in the camel team, and a bunch of old and weak Disabled, where the horses of the sand bandits could run, they were completely surrounded in a while.

A group of remnant soldiers and defeated generals have long been crying and begging for mercy. Generally, these sand bandits are not exterminated like some film and television dramas. They are really exterminated every time they rob money. There are still a few people on this road.

Hearing the news of Sand Bandits releasing people, the old, the weak, the sick and the disabled can run faster than rabbits one by one. The performance was good last time, but this time it is like a little golden man possessed, and the performance is just like the real thing.

"Third Master, it really is a few beautiful girls. If you bring them back, the Big Master will definitely reward you."

"Well, it's really good. I tied everyone up. Be careful when you tie them up. Don't hurt Lao Tzu. If I hurt a Lao Tzu, I'll chop off his hand."

At this time, a sand bandit dragged Li Zhi out from behind a camel, and the third master saw that it was a young man with a handsome face, and he took a sip.

"I told you to go away, I didn't hear you! Are you staying here to seek death?"

"Third Master, I heard it, but my wives, I really can't bear to be separated from them!"

"These are your wives, boy, they are so lucky! Do you know what our headed family hates the most?"

Li Zhi quickly shook his head, he didn't know what Tao Sanniang hated the most.

"Our eldest family hates other people's husbands and wives kissing me, it's sticky. Come here, and bring him with you. It just so happens that the eldest family has been in a bad temper recently. Don't let her take it out, let's say you can't take it out on our brother. "

The sand bandit was about to kidnap Li Zhi, but was immediately driven aside by the three masters.

"What are you tied to, boy, if you dare to escape, I will chop you up with a single knife."

Li Zhi was riding a camel, looking at the women who were tied to the camels, look, what is Feng Shui rotation, this is, the last time Xiaozhen was tied to the camel, this time it's your turn!

Li Zhi laughed happily along the way, the third master looked at Li Zhi, and took a sip into the sand.

When death is imminent, why not be so happy, our master likes to toss those loving and righteous men the most.

The third master thought about his boss' methods, and couldn't help but tremble in his heart at this moment.

Chapter 683 Women's Clothing

Looking at Li Zhi at this time, I felt a bit of silent mourning for Li Zhi, and San Dangjia took another sip, and then someone in the team walked up to several people and covered their eyes with cloth.

The road was extremely bumpy, and Li Zhi felt that the camel he was riding was no longer walking in the desert, and the sound of horseshoes was not right, it was the sound of horseshoes stepping on rocks.

When Li Zhi's blindfold was loosened again, he saw that he had appeared in a cave. From the exit of the cave, he could see many black mountain peaks outside. There was no grass growing on the mountain peaks, and there was a vast yellow desert under the peaks.

Li Zhi glanced outside, there was a bandit with a machete, pushed Li Zhi, and pushed Li Zhi into the cave.

Li Zhi and several women were taken to a very large cave. It was very hot in the cave, and it was freezing cold outside. When they arrived here, it already smelled like early summer.

It should be hot springs and geothermal heat, which are very common in plateau mountains.

Li Zhi glanced at this place at this time, and heard a group of people on the other side of the cave shouting Tao Boss neatly. She doesn't have any daughter's attire on her body at all.

The appearance is very delicate, even if he is dressed as a man, it is difficult to conceal the beauty that belongs to his daughter's family.She was not as burly as Yu Siniang, but she was much taller than ordinary women.

The figure is not clear, because Li Zhi felt that she had obviously done some treatment on the parts of her body that should have stood out, such as wrapping.

From this woman, what Li Zhi saw was a woman who didn't smell much, and this smell was inherent in it.

After the Tao boss came in, he glanced at Li Wan and the others, and a gleam of brilliance burst out of his eyes.

Approaching Li Wan and the others, Boss Tao casually pinched the chins of Li Wan and the others, and Li Zhi heard Li Wan's screams.

As for what, it's called like this when being touched by a woman. I haven't seen you screaming so much when I touch you.

"That's right, the third master, take someone down to receive the reward!"

A group of people retreated there, and no one was afraid that something would happen to their boss here. The boss's skills were well-known in this area, and it was no problem to knock down a dozen strong men by himself.

Everyone retreated, Tao Sanniang came to Li Zhi at this time, pinched Li Zhi's chin with her hands, and then wiped her hands with the clothes on Li Zhi's chest as if disgusted.

"I heard from them that you care about your wife very much. When you meet them, you can't bear to abandon your wife and run away."

"Boss Peach, please let them go. I am willing to serve Boss Peach like a cow or a horse."

"It's really what they said, it's kind and righteous, not bad, not bad."

Tao Sanniang patted Li Zhi on the shoulder, suddenly moved closer to Li Zhi, and whispered in his ear, what I like most is a loving and righteous man.

Li Zhi hurriedly apologized, and the corners of Tao Sanniang's lips moved slightly, pulling out an extremely evil smile.

"The last man who was kind and righteous was killed by me cutting more than 300 knives. I don't know how many knives you can take."

Li Zhi's legs went limp all of a sudden, and he sat slumped on the ground.

"It's also a soft bone. I like the first cut from here."

"Haha, you are a little better than the last one, and you didn't pee your pants."

"I wanted to pee, but I was afraid that I would smoke Boss Tao, so I didn't dare, so I held back."

"This mouth can talk, but I'm not a person who can be coaxed by sweet words, but I can let you choose where to start the first cut."

"Boss Tao, please spare me! I don't want to die yet!"

"Haha, I'll come to you after I've used a few of your wives, and wait for me here."

Tao Sanniang patted Li Zhi on the cheek, and walked towards Li Wan and the others.

"Boss Peach, you are a woman, why use my wives, let me serve you!"

"But I don't like men, what should I do if I like women?"

At this time, Tao Sanniang looked at Li Zhi with a cat-and-mouse look, and met an interesting person, so why not play more.

"I know women's clothing!"

Tao Sanniang would never have expected that Li Zhi would say this, what the hell, neither would Li Wan and the others.

Tao Sanniang looked at Li Zhi, and suddenly laughed wildly. There was a sound of something cracking in front of her laughing body. Li Zhi guessed that she laughed too hard, and somewhere the wrapped cloth broke. .

Sure enough, the sound of cracking came out, and Tao Sanniang quickly covered her chest with both hands.

Li Zhi and the four women never expected that this woman would make such a move, and then ran away.

Li Zhi looked at several women, Li Wan and the others all looked at Li Zhi.

"what happened?"

"How do I know, well, don't talk."

Several people were waiting here quietly. After a while, Tao Sanniang came back, and then threw a suit of clothes to Li Zhi. There were still some things in her hand, which were thrown to Li Wan and the others.

"Help him apply rouge and gouache. Today I want to see how good-looking a man can be in women's clothing and rouge."

Li Wan and the others walked away from Li Zhi holding back a smile.

Li Zhi is so depressed, why are you holding back your laughter? Is it so funny to draw a woman's dress? Do you know that there are many bigwigs who wear women's clothes in later generations.

"Boss Peach, you still have this thing here!"

Li Zhi was carrying a woman's small coat, and he really didn't expect that there was such a thing in a bandit den.

Tao Sanniang over there looked at this, her eyes moved slightly.

"You wear this too."

Li Zhi was naturally obedient, for the female ghost attendant, he really went all out, anyway, besides his own woman, there is only Tao Sanniang here, let them see his women's clothing, what's the matter.

After leaving here, let's see who dares to talk nonsense, and don't beat and cry them myself.

At this time, Li Zhi took off his clothes, and it was too hot here. Wearing winter clothes outside, it was like taking a direct flight from the north to Hainan in February and March.

At this time, Li Wan and the others happily dressed Li Zhi, without any feeling of being in a bandit den.

When Li Zhi finally got dressed, these guys couldn't hold back, and the little aunt took the lead, and they all burst out laughing.

Your sister, you don't look at the occasion, just laugh ass.

Li Zhi originally thought that this would arouse Tao Sanniang's suspicion, but who knew that Tao Sanniang looked at Li Zhi quietly at this time, but her expression was in a daze.

After a while, she seemed to wake up, and then pointed to Li Zhi's chin.

"Shave him, clean shaven."

Fuck, I managed to grow a beard, Li Zhi was thinking, a knife flew out of Tao Sanniang's cuff, and stuck it on the table in front of Li Zhi.

"Scrape clean!"

She said something again, and at this time she actually left here again.

Chapter 684

"Your Majesty, what should I do?"

Seeing Tao Sanniang leave, the women hurriedly asked Li Zhi that it was nothing more than putting on makeup and dressing, but at this time they were going to shave His Majesty's beard!

"Scratch, I'm going all out today."

This woman's skill is indeed very good, with such a good foundation, she is really suitable to be a female ghost attendant.

There, Li Wan took the knife, looked at Murong Xueying, and handed the knife to her, Murong Xueying looked at it, then handed it to Ayina, Li Zhi looked at them, and took the knife from Ayina's hand. After handing over the knife, I scraped it off by myself.

What are you afraid of, the longer you shave, the longer you shave the beard, the more ferocious it becomes.The more fierce and obvious I am, the more mature I am.

As for the body, skin, and parents, Li Zhi has no concept of it at all. It's not that he hasn't scratched in the palace and in the Prince Jin's mansion.There are also parents, my father is lying in Zhaoling long ago, as for the mother, hehe, she has no body, hair and skin, so there is a concept that cannot be discarded lightly.

At this time, when I shave myself, I will not be soft at all. The knife is extremely sharp, no worse than the razors of later generations. After a while, Li Zhi wiped his beard clean with his hands.

Standing in the cave at this time, Li Zhi looked at himself in the bronze mirror, and he couldn't help but think of the past. He grew a beard, but felt that he was a stranger to the past. that boy.

But there are some things that I can't go back after all, frankly I miss my phone, computer and female teacher again.

There, footsteps came, Li Zhi looked at the entrance of the cave where Tao Sanniang left, at this time Tao Sanniang re-entered, but she was wearing a bridegroom's clothes, the clothes were very new, but there was a hole in the chest, I don't know why, but also No mending.

Tao Sanniang approached Li Zhi, then raised her hand, gently resting Li Zhi's chin with her hand.

"Sanniang, tonight is such a beautiful day, we don't want to waste this spring night."

There was a question mark on Li Zhi's forehead, looking at Li Wan and the others, there were no less question marks on his forehead than his own.

"Sanniang, you always call me husband on weekdays, what's wrong today?"

Li Zhi hurriedly called out his husband, with that delicate appearance and voice, he also imitated a woman's penetrating skills.

There's no way, I'm with a bunch of women in the harem every day, I can't learn it.

Li Zhi called her husband, and Tao Sanniang took Li Zhi's hand and walked towards the entrance of the cave where she came just now.

The four women left behind, you look at me, I look at you, looking at each other, I really don't know which one is playing today.

But it seems to be fun, they don't worry about Li Zhi, there are really not many people in this world who can hurt His Majesty, even if there are, Tao Sanniang is definitely not one of them.