The disciples of Mingyue's Renzong in Qin Dynasty

So again, no matter what era, you can't offend the chef.

Chapter 084 Do you think this is the end?no this is just the beginning

"Don't you think Black and White Xuanjian has been a little too attentive to you recently?" In the evening, Dong Jun felt that he still had to remind Xue Nv. After returning to the Taoist Taiyi Mountain, he still expected to hang out with her.

"It seems a little bit." Xue Nu also felt that something was wrong, but she couldn't think of it.

"You haven't thought about why?" Dong Jun was speechless, you are not stupid, you can see it yourself and don't know how to ask.

"He won't take a fancy to me, it's impossible, he's all about resurrecting himself now." Xue Nu shook her head to deny her conjecture.

"Don't you think you've gotten fat recently? And your master basically doesn't want to see you anymore." Dong Jun said.

"Is there?" Xue Nv still didn't know it, but she felt that she had become lazy recently, and she would never stand if she could lie down.I used to sit and play chess, but now I'm all lying down.And this is what Black and White Xuanjian taught her. Lying down can relax her mood better, understand everything more thoroughly, and more in line with the Taoist state of mind of inaction.

"Did he still tell you about swordsmanship, and then he has to think about his own shortcomings, when did he discover it, and when should he practice again?" Dongjun had seen Heihe Xuanjian instructing Xuenu's swordsmanship, and it sounded special when he heard it. It makes sense, now it seems that she is completely afraid that she will let the fat that Snow Girl grow out of to be digested, and give her a reason not to practice swordsmanship.

"That's right, and I asked the master, and the master also said that Black and White Xuanjian is a master of kendo, and there is a certain truth to what he said." Xue Nu nodded and replied.

Dongjun sighed while holding his forehead. If Wuchenzi knew that this was just a fallacy that Black and White Xuanjian came up with to prevent Snow Girl from practicing swordsmanship, I don't know how he would feel.Moreover, it is estimated that Wuchenzi's consciousness is also that Xue Nu's sword practice encounters a bottleneck before going to do what Black and White Xuanjian said.

"You are no longer saved!" Dongjun said with emotion, the masters of the unity of heaven and man are really a set of tricks, and he is probably the clear stream among them, or he is a fake unity of heaven and man.

"Tell me, why is Heihe Xuanjian suddenly being so nice to me?" Xue Nu thought for a while and asked, she always felt that her mouth was too short to eat people, and her hands were soft. Open your mouth.

"I know, but I don't want to tell you." Dong Jun no longer wanted to save her.

If Xue Nu was also released, wouldn't she watch them show their affection every day.There is still a difference between eating a handful of dog food and eating two, and she is not at the age where he has experienced and is immune.

"Good sister, just tell me, if it's a big deal, I'll let Black and White Xuanjian make something you like tomorrow!" Xue Nu begged.

Dongjun originally wanted to tease her, but when she heard the words behind, she gave up directly. She didn't want to destroy Hei Xuanjian's plan.Otherwise, it really is, the food is too lethal. If she is hated by Black and White Xuanjian, one pig is raised, and two pigs are raised, then she will also be kept in captivity.

"Black and white Xuanjian, do you need any help from me? Just say it, I will definitely help you!"

Early the next morning, Xue Nu secretly came to ask Hei Xuan Jian.

Black and white Xuanjian glanced at her, um, she gained another point, not bad.But what does this mean, what can she do if she can't solve it herself.

"I always eat you, and I'm embarrassed, so if you need my help, just say it, I won't tell the master and them." Xue Nu said in a low voice, afraid that Hei Hei Xuan Jian might have something to hide.

Black and white Xuanjian understood, Xue Nu felt that she was a little too diligent.But so what, no one can ever offend me that Heihe Xuanjian is still alive and well, if there is, I will make his life worse than death, and let him die in endless happiness!

"There is one thing, I heard that you and Long Yangjun are very familiar?" Black and white Xuanjian said after a moment of indulgence.

"You said Sister Long, I know her very well." Xue Nv was very happy. It turned out that she really wanted something, so that's good. The most fearful thing is that she doesn't want anything.

Sister Long?Black and white Xuanjian silently painted her a red cross of death, the number one swordsman in Wei State, the elder of the Ministry of Water and Soil of the Yin-Yang family, and Mrs. Xiang who is also part-timer of Xiangjun. You are so called by you, you will feel like the world if you don't die. I love you too much.

"I heard that he has a delicacy called squid, which is extremely rare. You also know that I am a cook, so I must be very coveted with this kind of food, so you understand." Black and white Xuanjian said, thinking to himself, you are not If you say I'm a cook, then I'll be a real cook for you to see. If you don't eat fat, I'm not a cook who is in harmony with man and nature.

"Understood! I asked Sister Long to send a few over here. Xinzheng is not far from Da Liang!" Xue Nv said happily, it turned out to be this matter, it was easy to handle, and there was delicious food to taste.

Dongjun also saw this scene. He looked at the snow girl who ran away happily, and then looked at the black and white Xuanjian. Sure enough, the boss couldn't afford to offend him.

"Did you remind her?" Heihe Xuanjian asked suddenly.

Dongjun's body trembled, and he immediately shook his head desperately. He must not be hated by the boss, otherwise he would really go down the path of the Snow Maiden.And what's more difficult than Xue Nu's path is that she knows she's on her way, but she can't refuse.

"I don't mind giving you extra meals too!" Black and white Xuanjian said again.

"No, really no, I didn't tell her, I will never tell her, I promise!" Dong Jun shook his head three times, why did he run out to join in the fun?

"I heard that the Yin Yang family has a special kind of bamboo called Tear-spotted Bamboo, also called Xiangfei Bamboo, and its bamboo shoots are particularly delicious." Black and white Xuanjian added.

"I'll ask someone to send it right away, as much as I want! Fresh and dried ones are ready!" Dongjun said immediately.

"I haven't finished talking yet, don't worry, I'll start with [-] jin of each item. I heard that there is also a kind of fat and white bamboo worm among these bamboo shoots. I also have a few jin for the special delicacy." Black and white Xuanjian continued.

"Yes, there will be no less!" Dong Jun hurriedly replied.

Black and white Xuanjian thought about it, bamboo shoots can't grow meat, bamboo worms are easy, and there are bamboo rats!

"I don't know how the bamboo rats raised by Concubine Xiang are like?" Black and white Xuanjian murmured in a low voice.

"Yes, and it is especially good for fattening!" Dongjun sold Xue Nu directly, and the Taoists themselves said that a dead Taoist friend will not die a poor Taoist.

"Then let's have a few!" Heihe Xuanjian nodded with satisfaction, I won't call him Heihe Xuanjian if you don't get fat.

Longyangjun's calamari was delivered very quickly, and it was really delicious, so the snow girl ate a lot more, and asked Longyangjun to send a few more.

Li Haimo and others knew that this was the bad taste of black and white Xuanjian, but they didn't dare to say more. Just looking at Xue Nu's fate, they knew that the original melon seed face had turned into a disc, and both chins had come out.

Dongjun's Xiangfei Bamboo package was also delivered, but the three people who knew the intentions of Black and White Xuanjian had only tried it, for fear that they would become addicted.

"Xue Nv, take you to eat delicious food!" Hei Xuan Jian secretly called Xue Nv out at night.

When Xue Nv heard that it was delicious, she followed him out, and then looked at the roasted bamboo rat that Black and White Xuanjian made for her, and it was another gluttonous meal.To know that eating at night is the most likely to gain weight.

"Do you know that your Dream Butterfly's Escape and Taoist Heguangtongchen are not as good as your master's respect for them?" Black and white Xuanjian began to use weight gain routines other than gourmet food.

"Why?" Snow Maiden is also puzzled, isn't it because Master and the others are the unity of man and nature?

"Because you started late and didn't use it much, I heard that when your master was in Taiyi Mountain, he used the light and light to rush the road, even if it was a step or two, it was carried out with the light and light." Black and white Xuan Jian said.

"What's the benefit of this?" Xue Nu asked in confusion.

"Of course there is. Why do Taoists have to be with the light when they have the escape of the dream butterfly, because the escape of the dream butterfly can make people disappear and get away without a sound, and with the light is to move instantly when they fight with people, making people feel It's hard to prevent. But if you want to use the light and dust in actual combat, you have to start walking. You can try to gradually shorten the distance of ten steps to one and a half steps. This is why you respect them even if they take one or two steps. It's also the reason why I travel with the light and the same dust." Black and white Xuanjian said.

Li Haimo was hesitant to say anything, what Hei Xuanjian said was correct, but that was because they were lazy, although they also had the effect of what Hei Xuanjian said, but He Guang Tongchen was originally the distance from which the spell was activated, and it was not necessary at all. Practice like this.

"Master, is that so?" Xue Nu looked at Li Haimo and Xiao Meng.

Black and white Xuanjian also glanced at them, Li Haimo and Xiaomeng nodded immediately, the cook can't be offended!

"I heard that bear paws are very delicious, so I went to chop one up today!" Hei Xuanjian said during dinner, and put the prepared bear paws in front of Snow Maiden.

In this way, Xue Nu finally became a Dang Kang who mocked Han Fei under the deliberate fattening of Hei Xuan Jian.Even Ping Xu Yufeng can't use it, you can imagine her weight now.

"Do you know what is the most terrifying thing for a woman?" Black and white Xuanjian, who was finally satisfied with his masterpiece, said to Xue Nu.

Li Haimo and others also pricked up their ears to listen.

"Fat?" Xue Nu looked at herself, wanting to cry but no tears.

"Wrong! Being fat is not scary, what is scary is that you don't have the courage to lose weight!" said Black and White Xuanjian.

Li Haimo and others also nodded in agreement, losing weight is the most painful.

"So, from today onwards, I will urge you to lose weight!" said Black and White Xuanjian!

"Are you a devil?" Li Haimo and others always thought that making Xue Nuo fat was the ultimate goal, but it turned out that fattening was only the beginning, and losing weight was the end.

"I..." Xuenv finally knew that Black and White Xuanjian was not treating her well at all, but was taking revenge on herself.

"What kind of grudges do we have!" Xue Nu wanted to cry without tears.

"Whoever made me a cook can do whatever I want." Black and white Xuanjian smiled evilly, I said, the person who offends me, I want to let him die, fat is just the beginning, you think I only have this ability already?You're wrong, losing weight is my trump card.

"Are you still human?" Xue Nu finally knew when she had offended Heihe Xuanjian, but it's been several months since she brought Yanling Ji back. Is she so careful?

"I don't know if I'm human. You ask your master to see if he knows!" Heihe Xuanjian said with a smile, it's really hard to be sure if I'm human now, it's not like people are real.

"So, starting from today, you have to get up and practice swords every day when the chicken cries, and you can sleep only when the moon is in the middle of the month. I won't prepare your meals, and you don't even think about stealing it. I got the bigu from your master. Dan's unilateral, one a day, you won't feel hungry." Black and white Xuanjian said.

Who is the most annoying person in the world?The first spoiler, the complete experience is damaged.The second one is utter disregard for the feelings of others.The third cynical, infinitely challenging your bottom line.

Snow Maiden personally experienced the second and third types.

"Snow girl is not tired, stop when you are tired, anyway, your master doesn't look down on you now!" Hei Xuanjian said leisurely while sitting under the tree drinking tea while the snow girl was practicing swordsmanship.

This is just the beginning!What's the scariest thing about being alone?

"Xue Nu is full?" Black and white Xuanjian asked.

Xue Nu nodded, although it was only a bigu pill, she was still very supportive.

"Then let's all come out to eat!" Black and White Xuanjian arranged a table full of good dishes like magic.Steamed sea bass, braised bear's paw, deep-fried prawns... It's almost enough for a full banquet.

Chapter 085 Women, it only affects the speed at which I draw my sword

"Is Taoism poisonous? Why is it that none of the Taoists are normal?" Dongjun looked at the black and white Xuanjian who scolded the snow girl on a daily basis, and his heart was already cold. Fortunately, Hei Xuanjian's goal was not himself.

Do you think drinking tea next to you while you practice is exciting?Or do you feel more resentment telling her that there are good dishes when she is full?

No, Black and White Xuanjian tells you that these are just the beginning.He will keep telling you that it is useless for you to practice like this, you might as well go back and lie down.Will keep telling you how delicious this is, and when you can't help it, he eats it again.And these are still just the beginning. He will instruct you to practice swordsmanship, and after you finish practicing, you will find that your limbs are different in thickness and length.

You have the vest line you want, and the collarbone goldfish you want, but there are also the arms of Popeye after eating spinach, as well as thick and thin legs.And you have absolutely no idea whether his advice is true or not.Then you ask him for a theory, and he will ask you back.

"Do you have long legs?"

Well, there is, just one.

"Is there any goldfish in the collarbone?"

Well, there are also two more unicorn arms.

"Is there a vest line?"

Pain, there really is, it's just a backseat.

In particular, Dongjun felt that what Black and White Xuanjian said was quite reasonable at first, and then practiced with Xuenv, and then... after a pair of unicorn arms, she knew that she had been tricked again.

"Do you know why your master used swords before, but after Xiaomeng came, he switched to Taoism?" Black and white Xuanjian asked.

"I don't want to hear it!" Xue Nu felt that she could no longer listen to the bewitchment of Black and White Xuan Jian, because she couldn't tell whether what he said was true or false.

"Then let me change the question, do you know why all the top swordsmen in the world are single?" Hei Xuan Jian asked.

Dong Jun, Li Haimo and the others all looked over, as if that was the case. Six Fingers Black Hero was single, Fu Nian was single, Yan Lu was single, Jing Ke was single, and Gai Nie Weizhuang was also single.

"Forget it, I'll change the question. Do you know why the famous swordsman disappeared from the arena once he had his other half and became anonymous?" Black and white Xuanjian continued.

"What's the reason?" Xue Nu was finally aroused and asked curiously.

"Because, women will only affect the speed at which I draw my sword!" Black and white Xuanjian smiled evilly.

"So I think that Lord Longyang will become the number one swordsman in the world, because he will not be influenced by men or women in his speed of drawing swords!" Hei Xuanjian praised.

Outside the door, Long Yangjun happened to pass the fish, and he was stunned when he heard the words of Heihe Xuanjian, and then looked at his hands, is this really true?Sounds like what he said makes sense.

Gongsun Yu, the first swordsman in Wei State, was also the first swordsman in Jianghu before he got married. He was on a par with the six-fingered black man. After he got married, he returned to Wei State and became a general. One, the six-fingered black man who was at the same time as him has entered the unity of heaven and man, and has also become the Mo clan giant and the world's number one swordsman.

There is also one of the eight swords of Yue Wang, one of the eight swordsmen of Yue Wang, who was also the number one swordsman in Qin before becoming the favorite of Empress Dowager Zhao. Now, although he is also a master of the unity of nature and man, he was actually beaten by Jing Ke, who is not even half a step between heaven and man. Severely wounded by a sword.

"So, this is the reason why your master switched to Taoism instead of swordsmanship, because he was slow in drawing his sword!" Heihe Xuanjian looked at Xue Nu and said.

"Is that really the case?" Xue Nu looked at Li Haimo.

Li Haimo looked at the black and white Xuanjian, the boss can't afford to offend him, especially now that he has no cultivation base at all, and he has to rely on him to protect him.He can only say with conscience: "There is a certain truth."

Xiaomeng supported Guangjie's forehead, Xue Nu was helpless. The point is that people who know the truth dare not tell the truth.Where did the black and white Xuanjian come from so many routines.Could it be that a cook who doesn't know how to do tricks can't be a good guard who can kill.

"The real IQ experience is crushed!" Li Haimo's heart was silent for the snow girl, and when he met a glass heart like Heihe Xuanjian, it was hopeless, it was cold, and it was buried.

"It turns out that the first-class killer of Luowang Tianzi, Black and White Xuanjian, is actually such a person." Long Yangjun felt that his three views had been subverted. A good killer swordsman, isn't it good to have a cold style of painting?

"I think it may not be the problem of black and white Xuanjian, but more of a Taoist problem." Dongjun has also seen Longyangjun, and it is impossible to fight. Now Longyangjun can hang and beat her with one hand.

"Free yourself and liberate your nature!" said Long Yangjun, pointing to the avenue epiphyllum in the arms of Black and White Xuanjian.

The two looked at each other tacitly, and it really wasn't a problem with people, it was a problem with Taoism. Sure enough, practitioners of Taoism were either crazy or stupid. Black and white Xuanjian was just infected by the Dao Epiphyllum.A good top killer has become today's glass heart.

Then the two of them had to think of Mo, a Taoist steward disciple in Xinzheng, a good senior disciple from the outer sect of Taoism who came to the restaurant in Xinzheng City after contacting Wuchenzi.If they hadn't seen it with their own eyes, would you believe that this was something that a senior Taoist disciple from the outer sect of the Taoist school could do?

How many princes and nobles of the Seven Kingdoms even came to Xinzheng for the sake of his hot pot with various flavors.As a result, it is now hard to find a hot pot restaurant in Xinzheng.Just because I was silent, I said openly, I am a Taoist disciple, I cannot kill, and the sin of killing is very serious every day, so I only open [-] tables every day, and I have the rest of the time to practice Taoism and practice "The Mysterious Sutra of Taishangdong Xuanlingbao Rescue Suffering" To save the dead souls to alleviate their sins is also to wash away their sins for the diners.

The result is more like this, the more people come, and they have to confess silently. This is the master of Taoism. He keeps their sins in themselves and helps them wash away their sins.Therefore, even if the farmhouse Shennongtang has created the same hot pot restaurant, it is still not as good as the silent hot pot restaurant, and the diners only look for the Taoist hot pot restaurant, thinking that the killing of the hot pot restaurant is too heavy, and only the Taoist hot pot restaurant can relieve them. Sin, this kind of hot pot is safe to eat.

Since then, the capital cities of the Seven Kingdoms have also had hot pot restaurants run by disciples outside the Taoist sect.And all of them are in the name of Taoist disciples in an open and upright manner, otherwise the diners will not admit their accounts.After all, Taoism is one of the hundred schools of thought, and no one dares to act under the name of Taoism.

"That's all you Taoists don't care about?" Dongjun once asked Li Haimo, isn't the Taoist squatting in the deep mountains and forests for decades, so high-profile?

Then the answer is that the big Yin is hidden in the court, the middle is hidden in the city, and the small is hidden in the wild.They have all reached the realm of middle and hidden.

As a result, the Yin-Yang family, the Mo family, and the state of Qi all became the exclusive suppliers of Taoist hot pot restaurants.Who let the Yin Yang family always come up with some inexplicable and delicious ingredients.And the Mohist disciples are all over the world, and most of them are swordsmen and rangers. When they have no money, they go hunting in the mountains and send them to Taoist hot pot restaurants. The prices are high and they are cashless.As for the state of Qi, it directly monopolized the seafood market, who let people rely on the sea to eat.

Therefore, the Taoist hotpot city also began to be discovered from the capital city of the Seven Kingdoms to the county town, but unfortunately not so many Taoist disciples came out to preside over, after all, not all Taoist disciples have reached the middle hidden realm, and most of them still live in the mountains and forests to cultivate .

Therefore, the farmhouse Shennongtang also had the opportunity to get a share of the pie. It opened a hot pot city in the county town and completely handed over the market in the capital city to the Taoists.