The disciples of Mingyue's Renzong in Qin Dynasty

Chapter 007 People who study Taoism are so scary

I chatted with Bei Mingzi for a while, and asked some questions about the Taoism, which benefited a lot. If you want to say that the one who has heard the most about the Taoism is Bei Mingzi, and he is still very senior when he is normal. Boss demeanor, all around him is a solid experience.

However, the risk is directly proportional to the harvest. No, a whale of such a size fell from the sky, and a Taishan topped the top and was photographed.

Li Haimo glanced back, only to find that Xiaomeng had already run to nowhere, only he was still standing stupidly and was photographed on the ground, and the robe he just put on once again became a strip.That is, Bei Mingzi's unconscious display, otherwise it would be half dead if not dead.

A rejuvenation of all things fell on him, Xiaomeng, a little loli, didn't know when to come back, cast a rejuvenation of all things on himself, and then sat and stared at him again, thinking about it.

"Sorry for being distracted again." Bei Mingzi said embarrassedly.

"Master, as long as he talks more than a cup of tea, he will lose his mind." Xiaomeng reminded.

Li Haimo was stunned, it turned out to be regular, no wonder you run so fast.Just what are you running?

Just after thinking about it, another huge whale emerged from the ground, slapped him into the air with its tail, and then sat down on the ground again.

This time it was really hurt, at least three or four ribs were broken.

"Well, haven't you learned Xingyaoyou, turned into a Peng, and traveled up to [-] miles. This is a series of tricks. I will show you all things to rejuvenate and come back to let you run." Xiaomeng came back again, Give him another rejuvenation of all things.

This time, Li Haimo went to the whole body without any strands, and even the hair was interrupted a lot.

"Is there any more?" Li Haimo will learn to be obedient now, holding the seal, no matter where it will fly, it will never be photographed.

But when Li Haimo turned around, Xiaomeng was gone again.The world is black and white, and the magic formula cannot be activated.

The sky and the earth turned pale... Li Haimo closed his eyes, there was no way to save him, just wait for death.

Huh~ The wind is blowing, and Li Haimo is flying in 360 degrees between the heavens and the earth, how can you still play like this with the help of the virtual?

After half an hour, Li Haimo was already doubting his life, and finally landed.Well, another beautiful day, it's good to be alive.Therefore, it is said that you can find a big boss to have a cup of tea experience, and experience life and death for an hour.

"Senior Brother Wuchenzi, are you alright?" Xiaomeng came back, rubbed him with Xue Ji and asked.

"Don't touch me, it hurts!" Li Haimo felt that all the bones in his body were broken, and all the muscles in his body were porcelain, the kind that could be broken with a touch.

Then Xiaomeng really sat next to him and looked at him without speaking.And Bei Mingzi seems to be still outside the world. If it weren't for the snoring, he really thought he was not falling asleep while cultivating.

"Uh, that, Junior Sister Xiaomeng, can you show me the rejuvenation of all things?" Li Haimo said after waiting for a while, but there was no movement in Xiaomeng.

"Senior Brother Wuchenzi said not to touch you, that's why I'm useless." Xiaomeng explained, and then let everything rejuvenate.

"Phew~ I'm alive." Li Haimo let out a long sigh of relief, and when he stretched, his bones crackled.It was so embarrassing that the lower body became cold. In one day, I exposed birds in front of people and girls several times.

"That, Junior Sister Xiaomeng, do you have a Taoist robe? Give me one." Li Haimo said embarrassedly.

"This is the last piece of the master, and if it is broken, it will be gone." Xiaomeng took out a set of black Taoist robes for him and instructed.

"Thank you." Li Haimo quickly changed, it was too difficult, changing clothes in front of such a beautiful girl was unavoidable, it was only three years or more, and it was best to know about the death penalty.

"We are different." Xiaomeng's cold voice came again.

Li Haimo was stunned, what was the situation? Could it be that he also came through?So I thought about it and sang "Everyone has a different situation."

Xiaomeng was also stunned, did the brother get beaten up, why did he suddenly sing, or what Brother Chisongzi said, people who study Taoism have problems in their brains, just like the master.

right?Is it? "Although I will experience different things." Li Haimo sang again.

(◎o◎)/!Xiaomeng was dumbfounded, senior brother was really stupid.God, what should I do, should I run away, but is the senior brother a fool who learned Taoism or was beaten stupid by the master?No, I have to run, otherwise what will happen if the senior brother also throws away skills like the master.Thinking of a light and dust, it disappeared.

"What's the situation?" Li Haimo looked confused, whether he was right or not.Or said that he sang too badly, and he didn't hear it when he met it.

"Junior Sister, don't run away. If you don't match, I'll sing you another one, um, let's sing meow, you girls love to hear it. Let's meow together, meow meow meow together, in You are acting like a spoiled child, meow meow meow..." Li Haimo continued to sing and pose in various poses.

"Oh my god, senior brother is really being beaten or stupid, what should I do?" Xiaomeng, who was hiding on the side, was really calm, and her mood for many years had been turbulent.

After waiting for a while, seeing that Xiaomeng hadn't come back, and Bei Mingzi was still sleeping soundly, Li Haimo sighed, it turned out that he was not a traveler, and could only leave Taiyi Mountain alone. With the light in the same dust, the ghost knows where to go.

So he walked from the Tianzong back to the Renzong with the head of the chicken coop and his face blue and purple. On the way, the two disciples also pointed and sneered from a distance.

In the cave, Xiaomeng looked down at the bulge on her chest, and thought about the strong body of her senior brother, it was really different.But why did the senior brother react so strongly when he heard this sentence, is it a conditional trigger like the master?And what is the trigger condition of the senior brother?

Back to Renzong, I went to get two sets of clothes to change, then went to Xiaoyaozi and told Xiaoyaozi what Beimingzi said.

"Well, what Uncle Beimingzi said is not unreasonable. It's time for you to go down the mountain, and you have read the Taoist scriptures of Taoism and Yin-Yang. You also need to go to Xiaoxianzhuang to see the Confucian part." Xiaoyaozi pondered. said after a while.

"If you don't go, you won't go if you kill him." Li Haimo jumped up immediately, and he was going to be beaten by Fu Nian, so he was stupid to go.

"You don't want to know about your own practice?" Xiaoyaozi asked, wondering why he responded so much.

"I think this is very good. When the next appointment between heaven and man, it would be better to call Yan Lu, the second master of Confucianism." Li Haimo said.

"Aren't you afraid of being beaten by Mr. Fu Nian?" Xiaoyaozi immediately guessed the problem.

Chapter 008

"How is it possible, how could he hit me, you think everyone is the same as you, and there is no excuse for hitting people." Li Haimo immediately retorted.

"But the Confucianists want to beat people, and they use the pretext to arrest a lot of people, especially a famous Confucian scholar like Mr. Fu Nian, who directly beat you and said that you did it first, and no one would not believe it." Xiaoyaozi added.

Li Haimo is autistic again, well, he has to admit that, if the Confucian master and her unknown person, everyone knows who to believe.Which onion are you, worthy of being framed by the Confucian master?

In this era, if Li Haimo dared to say this, he would definitely be drowned by the spit of the world.

"Actually, if you really want to run away, no one in the world can catch up with you. Believe me, even if Donghuang Taiyi, Guiguzi personally shoots it will be the same!" Xiaoyaozi said with certainty.

I believe you a ghost, you bad old man is very bad.If it wasn't for Bei Mingzi's bloody torture in the air just now, I would have believed your nonsense.

"It is impossible to go down the mountain, and it is impossible to go down the mountain in this life!" Li Haimo said with his back to Xiaoyaozi.Who is not clear about your little abacus, when I was still a little white when I first went up the mountain?If you don't want to go down the mountain by yourself, you can beat the reputation of the Taoist sect.Carrying the only successor of the Taoist scriptures at that time, and then spending a period of time in the Xiaoshengxianzhuang, what is the Xiaoshengxianzhuang, a holy place for scholars all over the world.To spread fame, the officials of various countries are not as fast as it is.

After becoming famous?The Yin-Yang family is definitely the first to come to the door. My Yin-Yang family came from Taoism, but I am not a vassal. I want to prove that I am stronger than you. Spicy, Luna, Dongjun, and Xingjun will definitely come out, not kill you. , is killed by you.The Yin-Yang family is here, and the other families won't be idle anymore, and they will definitely find them.

And your Daoist descendants didn't stay on Taiyi Mountain well, and ran out to try the sword in the world?That's good for you, and see who's the whetstone.You really think that Fengbeard's sword score is the ranking of swords, and it also depends on the owner of the sword.

"You are not only afraid of Mr. Fu Nian, you are also afraid of Dongjun, Luna, Xingjun, you are afraid of everyone!" Xiaoyaozi mocked.

"When you get Xue Ji back, tell me this again." Li Haimo sarcastically said.

Xiaoyaozi was silent, so now he really can't do anything like Chisongzi's old asshole, what should I do? It's a good way, and Xiaomeng's little girl's film is growing so fast. In another ten years, she will really surpass herself. .

"No, I have to think of a way!" Xiaoyaozi thought secretly, this guy must go down the mountain to solve the problem of Taoism, otherwise Ren Zong will be rubbed and rubbed on the ground by a little girl again.

The difference between Human Sect and Tian Sect is still very big, because the disciples of Human Sect often walk around the world, so they enjoy it very much, and they have more money, so their clothes are also very luxurious. They are all brocade Taoist clothes, which are comfortable to wear Not hurt.

It is also necessary to dig hot springs to flow through various places, and it is necessary to cultivate and recuperate.So it was also learned by the Tianzong next door.Therefore, it must be intentional for Taoism to divide heaven and man. Tianzong has always been the strongest, holding the Taoist heritage, and Renzong is frantically rubbing and testing in the human world. If something goes wrong, just say, that is what Renzong did, and it has nothing to do with my Taoist Tianzong. Of course, he is also a Taoist, and my Tianzong can't sit idly by, so let me bring him back to the mountain for education.After that, Ren Zong was beaten by Tian Zong, and he followed him back to the mountain, waiting for the situation to become clear before going down the mountain.

Lying in the hot spring, if there is another beautiful woman rubbing her back and feeding red wine grapes, it will be even more enjoyable, Li Haimo thought.But it's the middle of the night, and there are beauties who are probably thousands of miles away. Otherwise, there will be no semicolons except ghosts and ghosts in this deep mountain and wild place.

"We are different!" Xiaomeng's cold voice sounded again.

Damn... Li Haimo opened his eyes, only to see Xiaomeng in a blue and white Taoist robe, holding Xueji, standing next to Wentangchi, looking at him and saying.

"Junior Sister Xiaomeng, you... good!" Li Haimo put his hands on his chest and stammered.

"We are different!" Xiao dreamed that he was not abnormal, so he calmed down and pointed to his body.

Li Haimo is still confused, what does he mean?

"What's different?" Li Haimo asked.

Xiaomeng looked at him, not knowing how to explain it, then took off her robe, the snow-white ketone body reflected in the moonlight, but it was still full moon today, so she could see it very clearly.

Li Haimo was sluggish. He was a keyboard warrior in his previous life. He didn't ask for money. He wanted to go to a health care to free himself.

"Here, here, it's different!" Xiao Meng pointed at herself and said calmly and earnestly.After thinking about it, he also placed an order in the hot spring and walked to his side.

"Isn't that nonsense, how can men and women be the same." Li Haimo quietly moved away from her, not to see more clearly, but not used to having girls so close to him.

"Why is it different, men and women are not both human, why are they different." Xiaomeng leaned over again.

"Miss, you are causing another crime, you know." Li Haimo hid to the side again.And the question you ask is like asking which came first, the chicken or the egg. The devil knows why men and women are different.No, if they were all the same, they would be hermaphrodites.

"Why do you commit a crime, and someone dares to come to the Taoist school to arrest you?" Xiaomeng asked inexplicably.

I don't know if anyone came here, but if he really committed a crime, Bei Mingzi would be the first to light a sky lantern.

"Confucianism says that men and women don't get along." Li Haimo said, and then hid on the other side.

"We are Taoists, and Confucianism can't control us." Xiaomeng said seriously.

Miss, what you said is so reasonable that it left me speechless.However, if you rely on it again, what three years and what the death penalty will really be uncontrollable.

"First of all, you have to know that there is chaos in heaven and earth, and then Tao divides Yin and Yang. Since Tao divides Yin and Yang, life is divided into males and females, and people are divided into males and females." Li Haimo said.

"I know this, that is, one produces two, two produces three, and three produces all things, but what does this have to do with us being different?" Xiaomeng asked inexplicably.

"Of course, do you think Yin and Yang are the same? Is the sun the same as the moon?" Li Haimo pointed to the moon and said.

"The sun and the moon are not yin and yang in the first place." Xiaomeng said seriously, and leaned against him again.

"Then do you think the male monkeys on the mountain are the same as the female monkeys?" Li Haimo asked rhetorically.

"It's different, that's why I asked you why it's different." Xiaomeng replied.

"I..." Li Haimo was speechless, this is a biological question, how should I answer, I studied Taoism, not biology.

"It seems that you don't understand either. I asked the teacher, but the teacher couldn't answer, so let me ask you." Xiaomeng said disappointedly leaning against the pool.

The relationship is that you Tianzong don't know how to teach Xiaomeng the difference between men and women, so you leave the blame to me, and you are not afraid that I will eat people up. Don't forget that this is the pre-Qin period, and you can get married at the age of 13.Not marrying at 16 is considered a crime, and parents will be dragged to Chengdan.

"Wait for me to think about it, I'll tell you after I think about it." Li Haimo could only use one word and drag it until Xiaomeng forgot.Finally, I know why in later generations of anime, Xiao Meng was seen by Zhang Han and would say that there are no men and women in the world, but it was just a matter of human vision.The root of the feeling is that Tianzong can't teach at all, so he used those words to fool Xiaomeng.

"Okay, I'll wait for you!" Xiaomeng left, and after putting on the Taoist robe, she left quietly like when she came.

Li Haimo breathed a sigh of relief, even if he continued to play like this, the heart-stopping method couldn't save him.

Chapter 009 Beimingzi kills the door

"Once upon a time, there was a man and a woman. They went out together and it rained heavily. They had to find a small shop to stay in, but the shop only had one room. So the girl said to the boy, if you dare to touch me tonight, you It's just a beast. As a result, the men kept a gentleman's demeanor all night, and the next morning, the girl woke up, slapped the boy, and said, "The beast is not as good as the beast."

Li Haimo sat under the big tree and told some dirty jokes to a group of human disciples.

"Why does a girl say that a man is inferior to a beast, and slap him, I don't think there is anything wrong with a man, he is modest and polite, and has a gentleman's demeanor." A female disciple asked inexplicably.Then a group of male disciples roared with laughter and special eyes.A companion said a few words in her ear, and the female disciple blushed. "Dirty!" He said and ran away, another burst of laughter.

"Little Martial Uncle, you haven't been down the mountain yet, how do you know so many things?" a disciple asked.

"I haven't been down the mountain, but that doesn't mean your masters haven't been down. These are all things they said when they were drunk. As for who, I won't say." Li Haimo laughed.

"Wuchenzi, come with me!" Bai Yunzi's voice came from Li Haimo's ear.The entire human sect knows that Baiyunzi is the worst drinker, a cup, so this joke naturally fits the bill.

"Huh? Did I hear hallucinations? Why do I seem to hear Senior Brother Bai Yunzi calling me, so I'll go first." Li Haimo choked on the magic, and went with the light, turned into a ray of light, and disappeared in place.No matter where he ran, he couldn't stay where he was.

"It's very dangerous, I was almost caught!" Li Haimo patted his chest and looked around, but there was no one around, but where is this place.Take a closer look, well, I don't know.

A peach tree, a hot spring, a set of green and white Taoist robes, plus a unique snow ji.Uh, guess where it is, in Xiaomeng's yard.

"Senior Brother Wuchenzi ran to the wrong place again?" Xiaomeng turned to look at him, and the whole Daomen knew about Wuchenzi's elusive and elusive fellowship with the light.Because once, he floated to the female disciple's Tangchi at night, was caught and taken back to Renzong, and he became famous in the second zong.

Of course, the most extreme thing is that they once appeared in Xiaomeng's bed, but one of the two did not dare to say it, and the other was cold and did not communicate with others.

"Cough, no, it's just to see Junior Sister Xiaomeng." Li Haimo said embarrassedly, but that's not right. He was taking a shower, so running over by himself would be peeping.

"Come to see me take a bath?" Xiaomeng was also stunned. Although she never got the answer of why men and women are different, this senior brother has been showing up in various ways during this time, making her feel as if she is looking at senior brother. It's different from looking at other disciples and masters.But she couldn't tell what was different.I just thought I would be a little bit happier when I was with him.

"Well, I made a mistake with the light." Compared with the latter, it is better to admit the former.

"Actually, you really should go to Xiaoxianzhuang to see, otherwise your talent will be wasted." Xiaomeng said, she never cared about others to actually say this, Xiaomeng herself was surprised.

"Let's talk about it, mainly I can't bear to know you, Junior Sister Meng." Li Haimo's heart was cowardly, but in front of a girl, how could she tell me that I was afraid of being beaten down the mountain.

Xiaomeng was stunned, her face reddened.Li Haimo was stunned for a moment, saying that girls are the most immortal when they come out of the water lotus, and coupled with this intoxicating red, they have fallen.

"I heard Senior Brother Chi Songzi say that you were the one who carried me to Mount Taiyi, so are you my brother?" Xiaomeng asked.

"No, I also met you on the road. At that time, you were accompanied by a colorful elk. It sent you to me and walked away." Li Haimo said leaning on the other side of the big tree.

"Where did Senior Brother come from?" Xiaomeng asked again.

Li Haimo was silent, I came from the earth, but I can't go back, but there is nothing to be missed, and when I traveled to this world of Qin Shi Mingyue, I was also an orphan. Beggars were begging for food. In the end, the old beggar wrote that he was going to fight. It was better to be a soldier than to be a beggar. He gave him the only broken bowl and fifty money from being a soldier, and there was no more. No trace was found, and the fifty money was quickly robbed by the local ruffian.That's why he came all the way to Taiyi Mountain by begging, just thinking about being able to survive.

"I was an orphan. I was begging for food with a beggar grandpa since I was a child. Later, he went to war. I came to Taiyi Mountain alone, and then I met you. If I hadn't met you, the Taoists would not accept me." Li Haimo smiled. She smiled as she looked at the girl who was wearing more clothes and sitting beside her.

"Why do you want to fight?" The girl asked in confusion, using a hair towel to tie her hair at will.

"This question needs to be asked of the politicians. I can't explain it." Li Haimo pulled her head scarf.Then he said, "Do you always do your hair like this?"