Live expedition from tomb raiding

"Are you looking for me?"

moment.

Big brother: "??????"

A crowd of sand sculpture viewers in the live broadcast room: "?????? That's it?"

--------------------

Capture the thief first and capture the king, the effect is good!

quickly!

As the elder brother was so frightened that he peed his pants, he knelt down on the ground with a plop, his body trembling.

The other four members of the funny group took it for granted, plopped, and all fell to their knees... It wasn't that they didn't want to run away, but because the elder brother had given Ding Ze the gun in his hand immediately.

Ding Ze got the gun, held the knife in one hand and the gun in the other, and grinned, "Try to run one? Run one step, and I'll kill you!"

Hiss... so ruthless!

Just like that, the Funny Five fell to their knees, threw away their knives, and Ding Ze had already got the two shell guns. This matter should have ended here...

However, I feel that this is the end, which is a bit boring...

After thinking for a while, Ding Ze suddenly thought of a clip from a movie he had watched before time travelling, hehe, he thought about it, he had a good idea.

"All heads up, I have a question for you."

"Which nursery rhyme is the most popular now?"

Funny Five: "??????"

A crowd of sand sculpture viewers: "????? Anchor, don't you mean..."

As soon as the words were out of his mouth, Ding Ze, who got the answer, laughed and said, "Okay, the five of you sing together, whoever sings the loudest will live!"

Facts have proved that in order to live, many other things are really not important at all.

Did the Funny Five hesitate after hearing this?

No!Not for a second!

In fact, when he heard that he could live as long as he sang, the big brother of the funny group was the first to scream at the top of his lungs.

The four subordinates saw...

"Fuck! Brother, you can bend and stretch, you really deserve to be our big brother! Don't worry big brother, it doesn't matter if the four of us die, as long as you can live!"

When the eldest brother heard this, he was moved to tears immediately, "Good brother! The eldest brother will never forget you!"

Ah!

The eyes of the four subordinates were extremely determined for a moment, they nodded at the same time, then opened their mouths, and howled... The sound was like a bell, and they were screaming crazily with all their strength...

The eldest brother is probably a little hypocritical, his voice was immediately compared, this is already painful enough, but if compared with the betrayal of his subordinates... What the hell is this little pain?

"You four bastards! I'm going to kill you!" The eldest brother roared to the sky, and the anger in it almost condensed into a real anger that can be seen directly by the naked eye!

After yelling, the elder brother yelled again, and the loudness of his voice immediately increased to a higher level.

The four subordinates heard... Fuck!Can this work?

Eldest brother is ten million, look for him after he dies.

I have only one life, and I must keep it!

"Brothers, let's work hard! Eldest brother has kidney deficiency and can't last for a few seconds, we will definitely win!"

"come on!"

---------------------

The weird, loud and ear-piercing nursery rhymes, of course, attracted many passing melon eaters.

In less than a minute, there were seven or eight old men and women at the entrance of the alley, and they were looking at the funny five with their backs turned to them with puzzled faces.

The uncles and aunts started chattering.

The Funny Five should have noticed, but it's a pity that all five of them are trying their best to shout louder....

The nursery rhymes were too loud, completely drowning out the chirping of the grandparents.

"What happened?" The aunt was very curious. "The five big men are all crazy at such a young age. It's so pitiful."

"Yeah, it's so hard to pull shit and urine to such a big size, how could you go crazy? Could it be that you really ate shit when you were young?"

"Eating a little bit of shit won't make you crazy... There is a child in our village who fell into a latrine once, who knows how much he ate, isn't it normal now?"

"Then these five people...have eaten too much?"

"I'm afraid...it's really pitiful. Maybe it's because I really have no food to eat, so I have no choice but to be self-sufficient..."

At this moment, although Ding Ze had already exited the alley, he did not go far... Just as he was about to go far, before he had time, he heard this conversation... I really can't describe it, I'm afraid it would make people laugh.

puff!

Hahahaha!

Self-sufficient!

Disgusting!very funny!No, no, who will help me, I'm dying of laughter!

In the live broadcast room full of laughter, at this moment, the ghost knows how many sand sculpture viewers, almost laughing so hard that they can't take care of themselves...

194 Partridge Whistle, Monk Liaochen (4 more monthly tickets)

Ding Ze smiled and bent over. After laughing so happily for a long time, he slowed down for a while before continuing to move forward.

The Tongtian Great Buddha Temple is a bit special and doesn't require much equipment.

In the twinkling of an eye, at night, Ding Ze found almost all the things he could think of, and found a simple guest house near the pier to live in.

The next morning, around seven o'clock.

Ding Ze left the hostel, first found a noodle restaurant, and came to a bowl of surprisingly delicious beef noodles. After eating and drinking, he went to the pier to find out the place yesterday.

When I got to the place, I saw that there were quite a few people planning to board the ship. It was only before eight o'clock, and there was already a sense of crowds.