I'm invincible when I hang up / ghosts

In my mind, I ran wildly, resisting the desire to find a brick to kill this bald donkey, and asked through gritted teeth: "Sanjie, are you a real monk?"

Monk Sanjie turned his head and looked at me with a serious face: "Amitabha! Donor, the poor monk is of course an authentic monk, 999 gold is so real."

have to!This guy can't get a serious word out of his mouth.

I didn't bother to talk to him, so I said to him: "Now that you are bailed out, I have to go back to the hospital to recuperate, so I won't accompany you."

After I finished speaking, I turned around and left, but after taking two steps, I was grabbed by the monk Sanjie: "Almsgiver, the poor monk hasn't had any water or rice all night, can you let the poor monk have a meal?"

I glanced at him. After all, he saved several of our lives last night. If he didn't treat him to a meal, I felt so ungrateful.

"Let's go, there seems to be a vegetarian restaurant ahead." I pointed in the direction.

But Monk Sanjie shook his head and said with a serious face: "Benefactor, let's go eat hotpot. I heard that Yang Feichang hotpot in Fucheng is very famous."

Chapter 279 Tu Sihai is Dead! [fourth more]

"Yang Feichang Hot Pot?" The corner of my mouth twitched, "Aren't you monks vegetarian?"

"Amitabha." The Sanjie monk clasped his hands together, with a serious face: "The wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha keeps it in his heart. The poor monk cultivates his mind and not his speech."

Fix your grandma's legs!

I'm going crazy, what kind of unscrupulous monk is this Nima Three Precepts?

Beating someone with a nunchaku until his body was covered in blood, he went to the health care department again, and now he has to eat hot pot, he has done all the things that monks can't do!

The dharma name is Three Precepts, all the things his master asked him to abstain from, he violated all of them!

I even suspect that this grandson violated too many rules in the temple and was kicked out by his master!

"Amitabha, Master Chen, please take me to Huazhai quickly." Just as the egg was in pain, Monk Sanjie suddenly said.

I glanced at him speechlessly: "You better stop Huazhai, you are simply insulting the word "zhai."

……

Yang Feichang Hot Pot is really famous in Fucheng, and there is also a branch in Anzhou County.

I took Monk Sanjie to Yang Feichang Hot Pot Restaurant and asked for a private room.

There's no way, Sanjie's big bald head with a shiny roof, chanting the Buddha's name one after another, is so compelling that it's hard not to attract people's attention.

If other guests saw the Sanjie monk eating meat while saying "Amitabha", they would probably beat him out as a fake monk.

Monk Sanjie didn't treat himself as an outsider, he picked up the menu as soon as he sat down and ordered, and then handed it to me for me to order.

I took a closer look, this monk is really poisonous!

A rhythm that can poison people to death every minute!

He ordered more than a dozen dishes, all of which were meat dishes, without any vegetarian ones, it made me tired of looking at them!

I ordered three more vegetarian dishes and asked the waiter to serve them.

When the food was served, Monk Sanjie poured it all into the pot and started to gobble it up, as if he hadn't eaten in 800 years.

Those waiters who were confused about the situation were confused on the spot when they saw Monk Sanjie biting his waist.

Don't mention how disgusting this meal is!

With a bald donkey like Monk Sanjie around, I didn't have the heart to eat at all.

Monk Sanjie persuaded me to take a few mouthfuls at first, but after I refused a few times, the bald donkey ignored me at all, and began to eat nonsense.

He doesn't taboo anything, such as kidneys, fat intestines, and hairy tripe, all of which are greasy.

But he can eat like a thief, obviously it's just the two of us, so we ordered three rounds of food in a daze.

After eating a meal for more than an hour, Monk Sanjie was finally full. I hurried to pay the bill, and then walked out of the hot pot restaurant with Monk Sanjie under the terrified eyes of everyone.

"Hi..." Monk Sanjie hiccupped his swollen belly and said with a smile, "I ate so fast just now that I forgot to drink."

"Why didn't your Lord Buddha accept you?" I looked at him speechlessly.

To be honest, after being ruined by the monk Sanjie time and time again, I actually became a little bit resistant to him, and felt that it would not be unusual for him to do anything later.

"Buddha said: I'm full of warmth and thinking. Thank you for your hospitality. The poor monk now needs to find a female benefactor to exorcise evil spirits. Would you like to go with me? The poor monk treats guests." The monk Sanjie suddenly said.

I shook my head suddenly, and quickly shook my head: "Fuck off, go play by yourself, buddy is very pure."

But as soon as I finished speaking, Monk Sanjie looked at me with contempt and shook his head and said: "The world is rolling, and the benefactor doesn't know how to make fun of the world, sorrow, sorrow..."

I was too lazy to talk nonsense with this bald donkey. After tossing around for a long time, my whole body was hurting to death. I said hello to him casually, and then found a taxi to go back to the Central Hospital.

After lying on the hospital bed, I took out my mobile phone and leaned on the medical equipment to take a selfie and sent it to Lao Wang on WeChat. It turned out that Yushu and Bai Linger made it impossible to stay in school yesterday.

Today is another day of delay. If I don’t explain to Lao Wang, Lao Wang will have to kill me when I return to school.

After waiting for a few seconds, Lao Wang replied with a message: I'll go, Fengzi, why are you dying again?

I replied: handsome people generally have bad luck.

Lao Wang replied: Get out, just like you, you don't get along with Shuai at all.

I was suddenly angry, Yaya's legs, aren't you handsome?Dude isn't handsome enough to make Yu Shu and Bai Ling'er almost fight in public to snatch me?

Lao Wang must have no girlfriend, he is jealous of me!

But Lao Wang's tone probably means that he doesn't intend to deal with me anymore, so I felt relieved, threw away the phone, and fell asleep on the bed.

I fell asleep until six o'clock in the afternoon, and the sky outside also darkened.

I yawned, got up and went to see Yu Shu and the others, they were still awake, but I checked carefully, the yin energy in their bodies had decayed a lot, and I guess they would wake up tomorrow.

I was a little hungry, and was about to go to the hospital to find something to eat, when suddenly the phone rang, and it was Director Han.

I looked at the phone and frowned. Why is Lao Han calling at this time?

Thinking about it, I connected the phone, and before I could speak, Director Han's panicked voice sounded from the other end of the phone: "Fengzi, come to the police station immediately."

After speaking, he hung up the phone.

I was confused on the spot, what is the matter with Director Han, why are you in such a hurry?

I didn't dare to think too much. I ran out of the hospital and took a taxi and went straight to the police station. With Director Han's character, he must be in such a panic that something serious must have happened!

Moreover, it must be something supernatural, otherwise it would be impossible for him to call me.

When I arrived at the police station, I saw that the gate of the police station was closed.

At that time, my heart skipped a beat. It was not dark yet, so why was the gate of the police station closed?

Besides, who the hell has seen the door of the police station closed?

Bang bang bang!

I slapped the big iron door hard, and shouted: "I am Chen Feng, open the door quickly!"

As soon as the voice fell, there was a sound behind the big iron door, and then it was opened by a police officer. As soon as he saw me, he immediately dragged me into the hall: "Mr. Chen, hurry up!"

I didn't dare to ask too many questions. Looking at the situation, I guess the police station is in trouble now!

A large group of police officers gathered in the hall, each with panicked expressions, holding explosion-proof shields and batons in their hands, and gathered together to form a circular formation. Director Han stood in the middle of the crowd.

As soon as I entered the hall, everyone's attention fell on me. Director Han squeezed out and said in a panic: "Chen Feng, help quickly, the corpse, the corpse has stood up."

"What the hell?" I didn't respond.

Director Han hurriedly explained: "After you left at noon, we went to Taolin Park in the north of the city and brought back a corpse. We originally wanted to conduct an autopsy, but just now, the corpse stood up by itself."

As he spoke, he pointed to the corridor behind him in panic: "I was wandering in the corridor just now."

I frowned. When Monk Sanjie and I left in the morning, we heard the police report to Director Han that a dead body was found in Taolin Park in the north of the city.

But now the corpse actually stood up by itself, this matter...is not easy!

"Follow me." I took an explosion-proof shield and a baton from a police officer, and ran towards the corridor. Director Han and the others bravely followed me.

But when I looked at the corridor, it was empty and there was nothing, but the door at the end was open.

"Run outside!" I said in a deep voice, Xuanyin body also sensed some yin energy at this time, and the pores all over the body were opened.

"That's the parking lot." A police officer exclaimed.

I didn't think much about it, Sa Yazi ran towards the end of the corridor, and when I opened the door, I saw a dead body walking stiffly in the parking lot, but when I saw the face of the dead body, there was a bang in my head, Paint the world!

Tu Sihai is dead!

Chapter 280 You Are Finally Here? 【First update】

"Why him?" I blurted out.

In the open space of the parking lot, Tu Sihai was dressed exactly the same as last night, except that the clothes were still stained with a lot of blood, but there was no blood on the part of the head where the monk Sanjie beat him with a nunchuck, probably it was cleaned during the autopsy When it was clean, the two pieces of scalp were separated from the middle, like the ears of a hat, drooping to the face.

His stomach was also cut open, a lot of blood flowed out, and there was a section of intestine hanging on his stomach, which was flicked and flicked as he walked.

However, his body was full of Yin Qi, and when he walked, his legs were extremely stiff as if stretched by a steel plate, he was indeed dead.

Looking at such a dead body walking in front of me in such a clear day, even I felt a chill down my back.

"You know him?" Director Han looked at me in surprise.

I nodded. There is no way to hide this matter. Once Tu Sihai died, the police will definitely investigate. With the police's means, they will definitely be able to find out what happened last night.

I've told you everything that happened last night, even monk Sanjie showed up and beat Tu Sihai with nunchucks. Anyway, if I don't tell you, Director Han and the others can find out.

After listening, Director Han and his group of police officers all looked at me in horror.

I was very upset by them. To be honest, I am really worried that Tu Sihai was beaten to death by monk Sanjie last night with a nunchaku. Although it is a cult, Tu Sihai is a human being. The police It's all been involved, and Tu Sihai's body is still wandering around the police station.

If Director Han really ordered a thorough investigation of this matter, Monk Sanjie would definitely not be able to escape. Even if Yushu and I were not the main criminals, Monk Sanjie was on our side at the time, so we could be counted as accomplices.

If you take the legal route, it will be troublesome!

But what I didn't expect was that Director Han was the first to react, but he suddenly turned his head and gave a strange order to the surprised police officers: "You all go back to the hall."

I didn't react for a while, and looked at Director Han in amazement. After all the police officers retreated, Director Han said to me in a low voice: "There is something strange, you deal with this corpse first."

I frowned, didn't think much about it, and said to him: "Go and ask the police who is a virgin, and let them each take a piss in a bucket."

"What?" Director Han looked at me in a circle.

"Boy urine." I explained helplessly, then raised my hands and showed the gauze in my hands: "Do you think I can do it now?"

"Understood." Director Han responded, turned around and started running to the hall to find the police to collect the boy's urine.

In fact, the corpse of Tu Sihai is easy to deal with. Strictly speaking, there are many types of corpses, such as walking corpses, jumping corpses, flying corpses, etc. If you divide it in terms of levels, there are corpses, and then there are zombies with five-color eyes. up.

However, these corpses all have one thing in common, that is corpse aura.

It is also a little more troublesome to deal with corpses that smell of corpses.

But Tu Sihai's corpse didn't have any corpse aura at all, and his whole body was full of Yin Qi, so he couldn't be considered a corpse at all!Even Shi Sha is not counted, at most it is controlled by some method.

And the control wasn't deep enough, otherwise Tu Sihai's body wouldn't have wandered the streets in the police station, and he would have gone mad against Director Han and his police officers.

There are many ways to deal with this kind of thing. Boy urine, a kind of evil spirit, can be splashed on the body to dissipate the yin energy on the corpse.

I stared at Tu Sihai's body, full of doubts.

Last night, Tu Sihai was indeed beaten with nunchucks by Monk Sanjie, but since he was able to escape at that time, his life should not have been endangered.

There are far more crooked ways of evil cultivators than orthodox yin and yang ghost catchers or Taoist priests. As long as he can escape alive, he must have a way to stabilize his injuries and then seek medical treatment.

In other words, Tu Sihai was actually... killed by someone!

But, who did it?

And since that person killed Tu Sihai, why did he use such a low-level corpse control method?Since he has the ability to kill Tu Sihai, he must use some high-level corpse control method. The whole low-level corpse control method, let Tu Sihai run into the police station and walk around the street, what the hell is it?

"Hehe...hehehehe..."

I was thinking about it, suddenly, a cold laughter came into my ears.

The sound was like countless feathers touching the eardrums, and it made all my hairs stand on end.

I looked in astonishment at Tu Sihai's body on the open space of the parking lot. He was facing me, with a strange curve at the corner of his mouth, and the laughter came from his mouth.

I swallowed my saliva with a "gudong", and the scalp of Tu Sihaizheng who suddenly laughed was numb. This guy was dissected too badly. There was a big gap extending from the neck all the way to the belly. Under the light of the setting sun, I could clearly understand Seeing the viscera in his stomach clearly, the blood flowed "cuckoo" and flowed down the two legs to the ground.